When I looked at it, it was all in English. But she should be able to read words like "down", "up", and "play". I took the phone, changed the language to Chinese, and then handed it to her, saying, "Look, it's normal." It's not that your phone isn't normal, it's that your brain isn't normal. Hehe. "I teased her.

"Hey, how did this happen?" She snatched her phone back, her eyes wide open, she couldn't believe it, it felt amazing. Suddenly he woke up, punched me, and said viciously, "Your brain is not normal!" ”

I was caught off guard by a punch from her, and this punch also woke me up, and I remembered the water ticket, and I should get justice! I took out the water ticket I had taken back and said to her, "Boss, please pay!" ”

When the proprietress saw me put my hand under her nose, she jumped back in fright and said, "What to pay?" She picked up a water ticket in my hand and looked it up and down.

"Don't pretend to be garlic, you're making me miserable!"

"What did I hurt you? Saying so badly? Am I going to hurt you? It's all the work of the guy in front of me! ”

"What kind of worker? Partnering with me, right?! ”

"We also suffered a lot of losses, and a worker in front of us stole our official seal and imitated our signature behind the water ticket, selling it to others for four yuan a bucket of water. By the time we found out, we had already collected more than 200 such water tickets, and we later reported the case. Since it wasn't our signature, I stopped taking all such tickets from then on. How can someone still give it to you? ”

"Bastard, no wonder that guy asked for a bucket and then asked for four buckets, all of which were tickets of this kind! Damn it! If you don't sue me, you are suspected of concealing it, and you have to compensate me for my losses! ”

"It's been three months, and I haven't found it again in these three months, thinking that everyone else has thrown it away, how do you know that you will appear as soon as you take over? Was it a call? ”

"Yes, after that Wang Ba asked for a bucket, he didn't give me money or water tickets, but asked me to carry four more buckets of water to him. He handed me the water ticket after carrying all five buckets of water, and of course I was almost by him! Do you know? Eighth floor uh, not even an elevator! I climbed up step by step, back and forth three times! I was so hungry that I wanted to sell my water for dinner! When I went downstairs, I scolded your ancestors for eight generations! ”

"Wow, if you scold him, you will scold him, why do you still scold my ancestor by the way?!"

"Shouldn't you scold? If you had told me about it earlier, would I have been so stupid? If you put away the official seal and don't create this kind of problem, will I be fooled by him? Economic losses and mental losses are compensated together! ”

"I don't have any money, don't force me! I'm going to shout! The proprietress stepped back timidly.

"It's okay if you don't pay, it's just hehe" I stared at the mobile phone she protected on her chest, and began to plan the plate: 9 buckets of water, 72 yuan, her phone 120 yuan, and 48 yuan to deal with her. The 48 yuan is regarded as the mental loss she paid me.

"You, don't come nonsense, I'm going to call someone!" The proprietress was so frightened that she took a few steps back, and her other hand was also protecting her chest.

I was depressed, it turned out that she was treating me like a pervert! Am I interested in you? It's good that I don't fall prey to you! It's ridiculous! I said, "Give me my phone back, what are you?" I've said it N times, I'm not interested in married women, I'm afraid that you will insult me, really! Odd! ”

"But your momentum is really scary. Actually, I don't want your broken phone yet, so give me the money! She reached out again.

"Subtract the loss of the water ticket, you only have 48 yuan left with me, and this 48 yuan is even the mental loss you paid me! Cheap for you! ”

"Why is it only 48 yuan? 120 yuan for a phone! The loss caused by the water ticket has nothing to do with me! It's you yourself who doesn't pay attention, who can blame?! What a mental loss do you have! Which nerve are you missing?! As soon as she heard that there was no money for her, the proprietress was ruthless.

It is often said that Xiucai meets soldiers, and it is unclear whether it is reasonable. I watched the show and met a woman who was more difficult than a soldier! Even if you have a 100% reason, you can't say you can't win her!

"Good, good! I consider myself unlucky! I'm not going to pursue you! ”

"I'm going to hold you accountable! Pay me back one hundred and twenty dollars, or I'll take the phone! The proprietress said, walking over and pulling the string again. This phone is my lifeline, how can I pull it? I had to walk over, hold the phone with one hand, and say, "You better take my phone, I'll redeem it in two days!" ”

"But I want money, I don't want your broken phone!"

"My aunt, I really don't have any money right now! I promise you, two days, okay? You see, it's 2 o'clock now, and it's late at night, and the lonely men and women are gossiping. ”

"Whoever wants to say it, just say it, I'm not afraid!"

"You're not afraid, I'm afraid! Do I still want a wife? You have a husband and children, of course you are not afraid! ”

"Okay, I'll believe you! I'll get the money in two days, don't lie to me! The old lady is not easy to mess with. ”

"Okay, okay, mother, please go back!" I'm starting to yawn. I'm going to wake up tomorrow morning, I only have four hours of sleep, so I have to hurry.

The proprietress turned and walked a few steps, hesitated, and turned her head again. Dizzy, she regretted it again! Women are really fickle animals, like the face change of Sichuan opera, as soon as they turn around, they change to another face.

"My aunt, why don't you leave?"

"Grandma remembered something!"

"Hey, don't try to blackmail me anymore. I don't have oil and water, I can't squeeze oil, auntie, go slowly! ”

I sent them off, but the hostess still didn't move. She looked at me, I turned my head and looked at the shop as well, the pots and pans in the kitchen? She had already taken it last night. I looked up at the lights again, and she wouldn't want her lights back, would she?

"You installed this lamp? Do you want to get back? I asked, turning my head.

"It's not!"

"If it's not, why don't you leave? I'm sleepy and don't want to argue with you anymore. ”

"It occurred to me that several shops in the back alley were closed, and the road was dark. My aunt and grandmother are old and have bad eyes, so I want to ask a handsome guy to lead the way in front, no problem, right? ”

It turned out that she lived in the urban village behind, so it was no wonder that she didn't come by bicycle. The urban villages are full of small alleys, twisting and turning, and there are no street lights at night. Most of the people who live in the back are outsiders, which is very complicated, and there are all third-rate and nine sects, and there are often accidents.

"Call your husband to come out to pick it up, you've been out for so long, and he's not anxious, it's strange." I don't want to cause trouble, the lonely man and widow walked in the alley in the middle of the night, and was seen and passed on to her husband's ears, how bad.

"My husband is at home with children, where can he go? Why are you so hard-hearted? There is no sympathy at all! After the proprietress finished speaking, she left in a huff. Hehe, with your husband's incense and pity your piece of jade, it's okay. Do you think you're still a yellow flower girl? Amusing! You're married, you're having children, and you're pretending to be innocent! Disgusting!

This novel comes from reading books