Chapter 397: Looting Elders
Wu Shaoqing actually doesn't like Yu Fang's urine very much, he is completely a child who is spoiled by his brother, and allows his inferior nature to develop.
But when I heard Yu Fang's plan today, I felt that he would finally do a job, looking at the list of bride prices in Yu Fang's hand, he said with a smile: "I'm a matchmaker, of course this bride price is more suitable for me to ask for, today we will search for how deep the oil and water of the Xuanyuan clan is." ”
Recently, it was the happiest day in the Xuanyuan clan, and I heard that the ghost Che had sent a bride price to marry Bai Xiyue, and they couldn't wait, so they ran to the Xuanyuan Hao Temple without greeting, and according to their seniority, they came to pick up the treasures of the bride price.
The elder said with disgust: "It is said that the ghost of the underworld and Wu Shaoqing of the demon world are the richest gods in the god realm, but this dowry is not as shabby as what my son did when he was hired. ”
The god of the Xuanyuan clan, who was picking treasures on the side, said without stopping: "These treasures, elder, if you are not rare, we are rare, what kind of brain is the ghost?" Will you wonder who these things are for in the end? It's good to be willing to give a dowry, don't be so dissatisfied. ”
As soon as he said this, the traitor who thought he was smart was a slippery man, and said with a smile: "If you want me to see, we have to have a good relationship with that cheap girl in Bai Xiyue as soon as possible, I heard that she was pregnant with a god fetus, and the ghost Che was in a hurry to come back from the mortal world for a wedding." ”
Divine Fetus! A medium-looking woman put down the treasure in her hand and said with a look of resentment: "Is that fox spirit the same kind of, and your daughter dares to seduce the ghost like that?" If it weren't for the pregnancy of a god fetus, maybe he would be a worthless little slut now, and he would still be able to marry someone else? ”
The young man hurriedly covered the woman's mouth and said anxiously: "Don't say that, as long as the ghost wants to hear it, it can be heard clearly for 108,000 miles, you are not afraid of suffering, we are afraid." Everyone has a god fetus, which means that the catastrophe of the ghost is about to come, which ancient god can withstand the catastrophe? When the time comes, won't all the treasures of the underworld belong to Bai Xiyue? Now the slut is screaming, maybe in the future she will call the little grandmother. ”
As soon as people heard this, they felt that the man's analysis made some sense, and he really didn't like the things in front of him, and the eldest elder thought in his heart, this kind of cheapness can't let others take the lead, and deliberately said disdainfully: "Recently, they have stayed away from the unfortunate place in the underworld, who knows when the catastrophe will come down?" ”
After the treasure was scraped, people scattered in a swarm, each thinking about how to get along with Bai Xiyue, the oil and water in the underworld are not something that can talk, and it takes a lot of effort.
When Xuanyuan Ye came to Xuanyuan Hao's Temple, the scene of scraping had completely ended, leaving only messy and messy bits and pieces, like an evening soup for Xuanyuan Hao, and the few were pitiful.
He asked very incomprehensibly, "Father, you just let them snatch things like this?" You are the Emperor of Heaven, but you are not an elder of the Xuanyuan clan, so there is no need to care about their life or death, right? What's more, they are better off than you. ”
Xuanyuan Hao shook his head and sighed and said: "You just need to see it thoroughly, there is no need to say it, when you become the Emperor of Heaven and then find a way to ask for it back, isn't it better?" ”
Xuanyuan Ye actually felt quite aggrieved in his heart, and he didn't know what was wrong with his father, so he let people take things without saying hello every time, returned to his temple, looked at the beautiful scenery sitting at the door, and looked at the two people with golden hair and sea blue hair sitting at the door, "Two little uncles? ”
It was the first time that Yu Fang had been called like this, so she got up and said with a stiff face: "Ahhh, just call me Yu Fang." ”
Now is indeed not the time to climb relatives, such a luxurious lineup does not know that something big has happened in the divine realm, Xuanyuan Ye bowed and said, "Yu Fang Shenjun." Shaoqing Shenjun. ”
Yu Fang was embarrassed by such a confession, looked at Wu Shaoqing and said, "This kid is quite polite, huh?" ”
Wu Shaoqing stepped forward and patted Xuanyuan Ye on the shoulder heroically, and said with a smug smile: "Don't talk nonsense, the two uncles will open your eyes." ”
"Huh?" Xuanyuan Ye didn't understand what was going on, and his eyes were suddenly illuminated by divine light, and today all the Divine Monarchs have given enough face, and they are all wearing the highest level of Divine Monarch uniforms.
Wu Shaoqing wore a robe embroidered with maple leaves, and asked his disciples to light up the road to the Xuanyuan clan with divine fire with great fanfare all the way, and was the first to come to the elder's house, kicked the door open without greeting, and said to the trembling little fairy: "The broken door is mine." ”
When the Demon God of the Mixed World came, Elder Xuanyuan dragged his fat body bones and hurriedly ran to greet him and said, "Oh, what is the matter with Yu Fang and Shaoqing, the two Divine Monarchs, coming to our Divine Mansion?" ”
Wu Shaoqing sat on the chair that his apprentice had prepared a long time ago, and said with Erlang's legs crossed: "I heard that the bride price given to the Emperor by the Ghost Divine Monarch was stolen, I am the one who gave the bride price, of course I have to personally ensure the safety of the bride price." ”
The elder's expression changed, the wrinkles on his old face twitched, and he said with a dry smile: "This dowry is the property of the Emperor of Heaven to our clan, not the theft that Shaoqing Shenjun said, right?" ”
Well, Yu Fang knows the style of the Xuanyuan clan best, and he takes things like a robber, and says with an evil smile: "The treasures rewarded always have documents or wills, right?" I haven't heard of such a reward anyway, but my nephew told the elders of your clan that your father had recently decreed this. ”
Xuanyuan Ye finally understood what he was planning to do, and shrugged his shoulders and said, "Never." ”
Seeing that Xuanyuan Ye was not speaking to his own people, the elder suddenly shouted angrily: "Xuanyuan Ye, don't talk nonsense here. ”
Yu Fang didn't like such an arrogant person, gathered spiritual power in his hand, stepped forward and grabbed the elder's hair, and said with a smile: "Hey, when did this god realm lose its distinction between dignity and inferiority?" Son of the Emperor of Heaven, the future Emperor of Heaven, who will give you rights? Can you call it by name? ”
He pushed the elder to Xuanyuan Ye's feet, and Yinyue stepped on the elder's head without letting him stand up straight and said, "Deaf? Why don't you kneel down and salute? A bunch of old immortal things, I don't have enough stuff between my teeth, what kind of arrogance is here? ”
The elder was usually supported by others, and even the Heavenly Emperor had never dared to treat him like this, and his eyes looked at the dragon god's son gluttonous Yinyue in front of him with hatred.
The elders of the clan really think that their rights are greater than that of the Divine Monarch?
Yinyue said funny: "What do you see? Unconvinced, stand up and go out to fight alone? Kill you, Lao Tzu is still living happily, dare to touch a hair of Lao Tzu, and be careful to be killed by the thunder. ”
Yu Fang watched the ghost officials and demon envoys move out all the treasures in the elder's treasury, raised her eyebrows and asked, "Everything in the treasury is here?" ”
The little ghost officer replied: "Don't worry, my lord, other places have also been searched." ”
Yu Fang didn't even look at the pieces of treasures, Wu Shaoqing threw out the two pockets and said, "But all the treasures that have not been given documents will be put into it for me." ”
Seeing that all his old books had been searched, and almost all of the things in them had no documents from a suitable source, he knelt down and begged for mercy and said, "Divine Monarch, Divine Monarch, I can't help it, Divine Monarch!" These are all our old books! You can pick and choose what you like, and don't do things too much. ”
Yu Fang picked up a treasure, pouted and said: "I see that everything is familiar, it looks like I've seen it somewhere, take it, don't be polite." ”
The elder saw that all the treasures had entered the two Qiankun bags, and he was about to lose his anger in annoyance, Xuanyuan Ye saw that the bottom of the search was removed, and walked up to Wu Shaoqing and said, "Little uncle, I see that the elder is crying really sadly. ”
Wu Shaoqing blocked his ears and no longer listened to those ghosts crying wolf, and said with a sneer: "I originally thought it was my own object, and I kept it for others for thousands of years, but in the end it became someone else's treasure, can you not be sad?" ”
Yu Fang hummed a minor tune and patted Xuanyuan Ye on the shoulder, "Women's benevolence, when they turn over the old dog's face, you know how ugly that face is." ”
As soon as the words fell, the elder, who saw that he had no chance to turn around, was suddenly full of spiritual power, and said with a distorted expression: "Wu Shaoqing, you robbed me of my treasure in the middle of the night, I will fight for my life today, and no one should think about it." ”
Willing to accompany, Wu Shaoqing gathered bright red spiritual power in his hand, turned around and smashed at the elder and said, "Don't measure yourself, give me a pump!" Smoke as many treasures as you steal, a bunch of old things, I can't control you if I don't believe it. I really thought that I would let you do everything when you were old! ”
Yu Fang took out the black magic dragon whip in his hand, and the whip whip was whipped up, and the elder was beaten to the ground as soon as he whipped it, rolling in pain, and shouting: "You won't end well!" ”
As a result, when the second whip came down, the whole person passed out, and the weakness made people feel ridiculous, Wu Shaoqing covered his stomach and laughed, and said to the demon envoy command: "But anyone who goes to the door of the Emperor of Heaven to intercede, all of them will kick me back, this relative will admit it, or not, with Lao Tzu here, he can naturally protect the little nephew." ”
Xuanyuan Ye looked at Yu Fang beating the elder like a whipping corpse, the anger in his heart had already disappeared, and he asked softly, "Are we too arrogant?" ”
Wu Shaoqing hugged Xuanyuan Ye's shoulder, looked at Yu Fang's expressionless cold appearance, and said with an evil smile: "Learn more, you have to use whatever tricks you want, your little uncles like this arrogant style the most." ”
There will still be punishment after arrogance, Xuanyuan Ye asked worriedly, "What should I do with my father's side?" You're going to be punished, aren't you? ”
Wu Shaoqing said playfully: "At most, I will be reprimanded, or beaten by ghosts, I am not afraid when the sky falls, what are you afraid of?" ”
It's really out of common sense, Xuanyuan Ye smiled: "No wonder you don't have a close relationship with your father." ”
Yu Fang put away the black dragon demon dragon whip in his hand, and said with emotion: "Ah, it's not a person all the way, it's annoying that you can only see it every day." ”