Damn it! What the hell was I thinking? Why is this happening?

At this moment, Xiaoyu probably knew that I was muttering in my heart, so she laughed and said, "It's okay, I know you haven't seen it at all!" If you know who she is, do we need to look it up? You rookie newbie! ”

Forehead? You answered it yourself, don't blame me, I'll answer it myself anyway.

Because she just said that I am a rookie, I smiled bitterly, supernatural incidents are not something that can be solved by the police, do you know that there are still Maoshan warlocks in the world?

Of course, I won't explain this to her face, otherwise she will think that I have a brain problem or a pervert, so I have to be silent, or hurry up and finish this turkey and go back to a good night's sleep!

Because the snail woman was so disgusted that we didn't speak after eating, and when I went back, I sent her to the car and walked away, feeling weird in the back, wasn't it good?

But I don't care about this at all, I just felt a little bit like that when she was called a rookie just now, I think you cops were still practicing pistols when Lao Tzu and the ghost were fighting?

What about him! I actually talked to Lao Tzu about rookies, hey!

Seeing that Huang Xiaoyu is a beautiful policeman, for the sake of me, I just got on a bus and slowly went back to my rented accommodation.

When I returned to the accommodation, I remembered that I hadn't asked Huang Xiaoyu about the woman recently, but in the text, I saw the time of the cases and the photos of some of the deceased.

Look at the fact that there is no increase in it, I guess it's all these, I hope the snail woman won't come out again, she said that she would help her find a trafficker and she couldn't come out, but she still came to my house and knocked on the door?

In the dormitory, my stomach rumbled again, didn't I just eat?

Damn it! How so? That turkey was pretty big, huh? Isn't it true that I can't do it without eating?

When I came back here, I was going to see if Qin Shan was cooking, but I found that I still came back earlier than Qin Shan's buddy.

Today, the dead chick continued to read the SNH48 magazine at the table, and I took out a bottle of beer from the refrigerator and poured it into my stomach, "That one won't cook today, I'm a little tired and call a takeout!" ”

"Okay, I don't eat anyway, you still ask Qin Shan, I'm reading? Don't make a noise with me! "Hey, hey! When did the dead chick become so studious, of course she just reads gossip magazines, if it's a literary work or something else, I'll really believe that it's her changing sex.

After thinking about it for a while, I called Qin Shan, and that guy actually said that he wouldn't come back for dinner?

Again, I can't understand why he is an ordinary policeman with so many things? I think he's been soaking up Russian beauties lately, so he's going on a date every night.

Since he has beautiful women as companions to eat, then I will order multiple takeaways to eat, have you digested all the turkey just now?

I called KFC, and I asked for a 20 yuan = New Orleans barbecue leg rice + corn salad + hibiscus fresh vegetable soup, and I plan to try this combination tonight, I don't know if it's delicious? Because the takeaway said that it would take an hour, so I stopped by to take a shower first.

If taking a solid hot shower on a winter evening is not an extraordinary pleasure, although it is not winter yet, but the weather is starting to get colder, I find that every year passes quickly, I wonder if it is because it is too busy.

Thinking about these somewhat boring things, I soaked in my warm water, this bathtub is quite large, and if I really have a wife, I can take a bath here?

Of course, the dead chick has also been washed here, but she is a female ghost, and when she takes a bath with me, she always feels different from washing alone, and you think about it to have that warm feeling.

Although Nobuko and I don't know why we also have physical feelings, I always feel that her body is cold, and the last few times if the water temperature is not sufficient, Lao Tzu will shiver in this kind of cold weather.

After taking a shower, I just came out with a dingdong I thought it was a takeaway arrived, so I went out and opened the door, it was a KFC delivery boy, I don't know why I saw him, I actually remembered the 241 dormitory I rented earlier, probably because I ate KFC here, right?

Why do I think of this? Because if it weren't for the 241 dormitory, I wouldn't have met Nobuko Akiyama, and I wouldn't have been in the somewhat difficult situation I have today.

After giving the money, I smiled wryly and went back to the house and started to eat, eating the delicious New Orleans barbecue leg, I felt an unprecedented aroma, which made my mouth extra comfortable.

It's always been my favorite food, and it's like Nobuko likes orange juice and rats like rice.

I ate corn salad and hibiscus vegetable soup together, and I really enjoyed it, and I don't know when we can make an appointment to eat a delicious meal.

The sound of tuk tuk door sounded just as I was eating this big meal, could it be that Qin Shan came back?

I look at the clock now it's exactly 10 o'clock, it shouldn't be wrong, he usually comes back at this time, and the family has laid so many magic circles for us, the snail woman is probably out of the way, but the unknown always makes people's hearts fearful.

So I hurriedly opened the door in order to confirm this matter, and when I saw that it was Qin Shan outside the door, I was relieved, and sure enough, it was him! That's right!

But what surprised me was that he said as soon as he entered the door: "I'm very busy in the bureau today?" What's that, buddy, I'm going to be transferred over tomorrow, I heard the boss say that it was the supernatural investigation and inspection team, it seems that our fate is very good! ”

Forehead? I can't be mistaken, right? What the hell is he talking about?

I actually told me that he was going to be transferred, and as soon as I knew this, my heart became awkward, because there is a big beauty in our supernatural investigation and inspection team, her name is Huang Xiaoyu, and I am afraid that this buddy Qin Shan will like her again after seeing her.

You know, he's usually dull, but when he talks to a beautiful woman, it will immediately become a strict sù mature mode, how can you tell me to rest assured?

Thinking of this, I quickly shook my head, when are you still thinking about beautiful women all day long, what is our phoenix ornament that hasn't been found yet?

Thinking of this, Qin Shan told me yesterday that he didn't ask a friend for help? I don't know if there's any news?

Lao Tzu usually doesn't hold anything in his heart, so he immediately said the point, "Dude, did the friend you said last night reply to you?" ”

"Well, I asked him just now, and he said that he was translating your sentence, it seems that this is complete!" Yes!

It turns out that since he can translate it, it proves that he knows these ancient texts, and now he knows that it is only a matter of time before he unravels the hairpin of the phoenix ornament.

Lao Tzu's heart was so excited that he came to the world like a born baby, and he puffed up his big eyes and couldn't stop looking around, of course, I won't cry, but from the bottom of my heart I was excited until my throat!

Knowing that the ancient text had the opportunity to be translated, Lao Tzu couldn't sleep with excitement one night, I don't know whether it's a good thing or a bad thing, and now I tossed and turned until more than 5 o'clock the next day before I fell asleep.

However, I was afraid that I would not be able to get up again in the morning, so I entered the illusion realm and used the time difference to catch up on sleep, in fact, I would always have enough energy to deal with things.

It's just that if I often enter the realm of illusion like this, the yang energy in my body will slowly weaken, so I can't run into it to sleep if I don't sleep enough, or I will go directly inside and become a ghost and I shouldn't pay attention to the affairs of the world, but how can this work?

I still have my parents, and I still have a lot of things to do in this world? If I die like this and become a ghost, I will be very unwilling.

Thinking about this, I woke up from the illusion realm, only to find that I was not in the place I came from, I remember that I walked into the office of the director of the Slebo Ghost Hunter Company in a daze? How did it become a mountain road with weeds on both sides?

And when I saw my surroundings clearly, I was even more amazed: how could I be in a car? Didn't I even know that I was being taken into the car when I was asleep?

There is no driver next to me, only me, but the car is moving, I don't know who to attach some vitality into, I am not afraid of this driverless car, but it feels strange.

And the car kept driving fast in this weedy mountain road, and after a while I slowly felt a very strong sleepiness, so I slapped myself in the face, who knew that I still couldn't help falling asleep.

After a while, I slowly woke up from the fog, and now I found that my hands were raised to my shoulders, but my eyes were still closed.

When I opened it, I found myself in a wooden bathtub, but there was no water in the bathtub, and there was a stream of water vapor rising around it, blinding my eyes.

What kind of place is this?

I remember sitting in a driverless car, but why did I end up in a bathtub?

Did someone bring me in?

In a moment of confusion, the wooden door of the bathroom loosened a little, as if someone outside was pushing it, and after more than 10 seconds, a very short woman walked in from outside, carrying a wooden bucket with a small amount of warm water.

When she saw me, she hurriedly said first: "Are you awake?" I wanted to bathe you just now? "! No way? This dwarf winter melon actually wants to bathe with me, and I have seen this woman at this height before.

Isn't it the people in the dwarf country that Xiaoqian told me not to enter last time? The last time I saw that guard was a man, now it's a woman, what the hell is going on?

But that's not right! Didn't he ask me to have a pass to get in?

Why am I still here and still in the bathtub? With a question, I said to the dwarf woman, "How did I get here?" ”

"Hehe, don't you know? It's not uncommon for people to get lost on their bikes or cars and fall asleep like you! ”

She said as she put the barrel in her hand towards me, it seems that she wants to provide me with warm water, but I don't want to take a bath here! And I'm going to go back to work later, and I can't afford to waste time here.

And what did she just say that she would fall asleep when she passed by here? And there are many people like this, what is the truth of that?

How come I've never heard of anything like this?

The woman poured me water and closed the bathroom door without waiting for me to speak, turned around and left, and Lao Tzu was still stunned and didn't know what to do.

But the water was so warm that I didn't feel sorry for myself if I didn't wash it, so I quickly washed it with a rag, and when I was done, I was about to leave the bathroom when I opened the door and found that my clothes were already on my body.

And the surrounding environment turned out to be the mountain road overgrown with weeds just now, and the driverless car that took me a ride just now was still parked on the side of the road, and I looked back and saw that the gate of the dwarf country was not far behind me, ah! Did I really go in just now?

When I turned around and just wanted to continue into the car, the woman in the bathroom appeared next to the car again, "Hehe, what I said is true, in the illusion realm, there are often people passing by here and getting lost, and you are one of them!" ”

Just as I was about to ask her what was going on, she slowly disappeared in front of me, as if she had never appeared in smoke.

But what she just said to me has been haunting my mind, she was right, I was really disoriented just now, and I didn't even know that I was taken to the dwarf country.

Then I went back to the driverless car, and as soon as I got up, it started to start automatically, and soon took me back to the office of the director of the Slaibo Ghost Hunter Company, and Xiaoqian saw me come back and said outside the office door, "What did you see just now?" This car is a new invention of our Illusion Realm, you don't need to find a driver, as long as you put in the vitality and map, it will drive to its destination by itself. ”

Forehead? It's so powerful, it's all fucking artificial intelligence, isn't it? No!

It should be said that it is a product of artificial intelligence, and I probably can't find such a powerful thing in Nobuko's high-tech real room, so I was surprised to look around at the driverless car in front of me, but I didn't know what the principle of this car was.

Think about it, if there are such cars in reality, then do I still need to take the license plate test? Just install a sat nav on it and you can go to sleep.

But I don't know when this kind of technology will be used in reality, and I am bored thinking that I have already taken the road back to reality, Xiaoqian has been following me on the way, and she also told me: "Recently, I have helped you to see the 10,000-year-old ghost hunting fruit, and it should be available soon!" ”

I was excited again when I heard her say that, and it's been a good thing lately! Is buddy going to be transferred?

Seeing that the ancient text of the phoenix ornament is also being cracked, and once the tens of millions of years of ghost hunting fruit is completed, it can also be refined into a rain shelter with the Tianlin Mirror.

In this way, 8 treasures that solve the five disadvantages and three deficiencies will be collected, and if it succeeds, buddies will probably have the opportunity to live the kind of life that ordinary people should live, marrying a wife and having children.

So many happy things followed, buddies will be woken up laughing directly in their sleep, Nobuko saw me smirking while sleeping and quickly sat up from the bed: "What are you crazy about?" What are you giggling at there early in the morning? ”

Hearing her speak, I wiped a handful of before slowly opening my worried eyes, "Didn't I enter the illusion realm just now, I heard that the 10,000-year-old ghost hunting fruit is about to be refined, can it make me unhappy?" ”

"Oooh! That's right! Then you wake up early, it's not early, it's time to go to work! She replied and quickly pulled the quilt away, and my Korean dance music alarm clock rang with a bang, and I tidied up the kennel hair.

Looking in the mirror at the recent happy events, I laughed heartily, buddy, come on!

Soon I will be able to get rid of the five disadvantages and three shortcomings! I think with the help of Nobuko and Qin Shan, this will definitely be possible.

With the excitement that hasn't appeared for a long time, I hummed my favorite childhood song Big Watermelon and went to work, I don't know if Qin Shan, this guy, I went to work before I went out, but he said that it was a lunch shift recently, and it is estimated that he will have to be transferred to our supernatural investigation and inspection team after he goes to work, right?

I remember everything he said to me last night.

Now that I'm back in the office first, the same colleagues are asking each other if they've had breakfast.

So I told them again that I ate preserved eggs, lean pork porridge, and refueled strips, so I didn't need to eat any more, so in the office, Du Feizi would eat an extra portion of sausage every time.

This Huang Xiaoyu kept saying that he had repeatedly asked me if I had really eaten breakfast, and I felt a little funny and always replied: "Do you want me to dig out the contents of my stomach and show you!" ”

Every time this beautiful policeman Hua Xiaoyu didn't dare to speak out anymore, so she entered the most boring meeting of the day, and in the afternoon I really received the news that Qin Shan was going to be transferred, it seems that the buddy is really coming, I don't know if this arrangement is a blessing or a curse?

At about 4 o'clock in the afternoon, Qin Shan finally put on the black uniform of our supernatural investigation and inspection team and came in with a natural look, hehe! I thought he was very handsome when he wore this, but he didn't expect it to look like this.

However, when he saw Huang Xiaoyu, a beautiful policewoman, he immediately entered a serious mode again, "Ah! You're Captain Huang! Sure enough, your appearance and ability to handle cases are very powerful! ”

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