Chapter 754: The Laughing Stock of History
People often like to describe other people as having an empty rejoicing, saying that this person is a bamboo basket and a lack of water.
But this Liu He's experience can never be described simply as a bamboo basket to draw water, his life experience can be described as a little more cupped, the mutton was not eaten, but it caused a commotion.
It can be said that he is one of the most cowardly emperors in Chinese history, and he was happily called to be the emperor, but he had just inherited the unification for 27 days, and even the emperor's dragon chair was not hot, so he was driven off the detective and sent back to his hometown, becoming a marquis......
And that's not all, he was disgusted in the history books, originally a very honest and promising person, but he was written as a heinous and absurd stubborn person by those swords and pens, and became the laughing stock of history, and the unlucky people talked and laughed at later.
is really the most unlucky back-handed man in history......
In fact, this Liu He is not as absurd and ignorant as recorded in the history books, which can be seen from the burial goods unearthed in his tomb.
In this excavation of his tomb, people not only found that his burial goods contained a portrait of Confucius, but also scriptures such as the Book of Changes, and many other famous works of the time.
And the appearance of these things shows that this Liu He is actually a normal person with a good family education and a sound mind.
In fact, there is another account of his short 27-day career as emperor. Before setting off from the fiefdom to Chang'an. His old minister, Wang Ji, told him in Sansan: "General Huo Guang." Cover the sky with one hand in the court, you have inherited the throne, you must be careful and forbearing, and slowly draw the ......"
But this Wang Ji may not have expected that their prince is too young and too anxious.
Maybe this Liu He feels that he is nineteen years old. This was definitely a responsible adult at that time, how could he be willing to let Huo Guang always control the government, and he couldn't be pro-government?
So when he arrived in Chang'an and inherited the unification not long after, he couldn't help it, for example, as soon as he arrived in Chang'an, he directly arranged the people from Dahonglu Temple to drive the carriage for him.
It stands to reason that such a person was a driver specially placed by the emperor for you at that time, and the position of Xiaohuangmen was quite exquisite, and in the future, this will be the emperor's reprimand. In the future, after the emperor succeeds to the throne, such people will be reused.
This position can be said to be a test for Huo Guang to him Liu He. If he was an understanding person, he should know how to forbear, but he was still too young, and before the gate of the imperial city arrived, he drove the driver who was arranged by others out of the car.
And after he really inherited the unification, he immediately began to promote his own people, install cronies, and finally after fifteen days on the throne, he began to adjust the soldiers and horses of the palace guards.
And another place where he made a mistake was that his subordinates were really lacking in talents, and the people he brought were all subordinates from the local area after all, and the quality of these people was really limited.
The reason why Liu He behaved so anxiously and didn't know how to endure was actually inseparable from the purging of these people.
These mud legs from the countryside followed Liu He into Chang'an, and they really regarded themselves as ministers of the dragon one by one, and they began to guide the country and were eager to take the position.
And the important positions of the three princes and nine kings in the court are almost all held by Huo Guang and other famous families, how can they give way to these mud legs so easily?
So these guys couldn't help it, and they made stupid moves to Liu He one by one, and asked him to issue a lot of ridiculous dispatch orders to let them take the position.
And when Liu He arrived in the capital, there were few people who could be trusted, so he could only be tossed around by these people.
But tossing and turning, there were not a few positions below at all, and now these people were in a hurry, in order to establish their authority in the imperial court, they even proposed to Liu He to kill Huo Guang to establish their authority.
You must know that Huo Guang was a powerful minister in power at that time, if he was killed, how many of the remaining people would dare to be disobedient?
But the wish is beautiful, but the reality is cruel, not long after they discussed it secretly, Huo Guang received the news over there.
Huo Guang, who was already very dissatisfied with this Liu He, could still bear it?
Immediately, he united with his daughter of the Empress Dowager and other gate valves, and with three strokes and five divisions by two, he dragged this Liu He off the dragon chair, and then rushed back to Changyi.
Of course, thanks to this Liu He, he was still a little sane, and he didn't agree to his subordinates' suggestion to get rid of Huo Guang on the spot, otherwise it might be a problem for him to return to Changyi safely.
As for his more than 200 subordinates, not long after he left Chang'an, he asked the people sent by Huo Guang to chop them into pulp, and when these guys were dying, they didn't know how to regret it, and they could still shout: "When you keep interrupting, you will suffer from it." The words came.
It can be seen that Liu He was on the throne for twenty-seven days, and then abdicated, such a short twenty-seven days is not as absurd as described in the history books, at least the sword and sword shadow in it is not at all easier than the Nine Dragons in the back.
And after Huo Guang drove this Liu He off the dragon chair, he set up the great-grandson of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and Liu Yi succeeded to the throne, that is, the famous Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty who later Emperor Xuan Zhongxing.
And this buddy is much smarter than his cousin, knowing that Huo Guang, an old thief, is in power and opposition, so he adopted a policy of forbearance as soon as he came up, and he also added officials to Huo Guang several times, and finally gave him an unprecedented knighthood of 7,000 quintals.
stayed up until Huo Guang died, and personally attended Huo Guang's funeral, and finally buried Huo Guang according to the emperor's specifications.
And when Huo Guang kicked his legs like this, he changed hands and began to reduce the henchmen of the Huo family, took Huo Guang's two sons-in-law from the position of the palace guard, and then vacated Huo Guang's two sons.
In the end, he forced the Huo family to start a rebellion, and then extinguished the rebellion in one sentence and uprooted the Huo family.
Pity the bloodline of the champion Hou of the year, and finally annihilated in the palace rebellion of that year, and Huo Guang, who was in power when he was alive, was also a cup in the end, and was dug out of the coffin and whipped the corpse......
It can be seen that the emperor of the Liu family hates him so much, and at the same time, from the other aspect, it also verifies the old Liu family emperor, thick black and invincible, and ruthless family nature, during the Han Dynasty, I don't know how many noble lords from the dragon back then, in the end, they all fell under the black knife of the old Liu family......
And even if Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty killed Huo Guang, he couldn't rest assured that his cousin who went back to Changyi, and sent people to test him several times, and finally came to the conclusion that this person was incapable, so he made him the Marquis of Haidun with a stroke of a pen.
In fact, it is also for him to let go of a good place like Changyi and go to a poor country to retire.
As soon as Liu He heard this order, he was unhappy, what's the matter? Even if you abolish my emperor, you still have to send me to the frontier now?
You must know that in the Han Dynasty, although Changyi could not be compared with the prosperous cities in the Central Plains, it was also a good place, but the place in Yuzhang was a poor and remote place at all!
Although he was unhappy, he didn't dare to openly disobey the emperor's order, so he could only go to Yuzhang aggrieved.
And after he went to Yuzhang, two years later, a Yangzhou assassin surnamed Ke over there made a small report to the Marquis of Haidu, saying that he and the late Taishou Sun Wanshi were good friends, and they often drank and chatted together.
And Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty, who had always been worried about Liu He, was just waiting for this, and immediately took advantage of this reason to directly cut the title of the Marquis of Haidu, and became a commoner in the end, of course, in the end, he was not killed, and left him a fief of a thousand households to eat.
This Haidun Marquis was framed according to this, it can be said that he was discouraged, and soon became depressed, had a serious illness, and finally went to the West Heaven in his thirties.
So from the whole process, this guy's life is a cup that opens high and walks low.
And if he really did those ridiculous things and was deposed in the end, that's it.
It's a pity that he really didn't handle a few dirty things recorded in the history books, and the emperor only served for twenty-seven days, and was finally taken down, which is not counted, and he was splashed with dirty water all over his body, and it has become a joke in the history books.
However, it is precisely because of his relatively cup life that he is much luckier than other Han Dynasty emperors and princes and nobles.
It is precisely because of his last cup life that he was swept away by Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty and became a commoner, but his tomb was completely preserved for more than 2,000 years.
The tombs of other Han emperors have been visited by tomb robbers I don't know how many times, and in the end, even the bones have to be dragged out of the coffins and thrown to the ground for wild dogs to gnaw.
And he slept peacefully underground for more than 2,000 years, even if he was dug up by later generations again, but the treatment was not the same as his relatives in front of him.
His relatives had already lost their bones by this time, and his body was to be sent to the museum, specially processed, and then for future generations to pay homage and worship.
After all, although he is not the emperor, he is also the royal family of the year, and his family is the founder of the Han nationality, the main ethnic group of our country...... (To be continued.) )