Chapter 14: Breaking the Daughter's Body
Firewood, rice, oil, salt, pots and pans, each regulated and well organized.
One day of rushing, Xiao Zhuo called Jiang Yao and Yu Qi to go to her house for dinner together, anyway, these two are also bachelors, and they are happy to eat and drink.
Tian Xiaozhuo's aunt, Jiang Yao and Yu Qi call it Mu Auntie, and they are already very familiar. Aunt Mu is also very good to these two guys, and often calls them to come to the house for dinner.
Yu Qi has been running to Aunt Mu's house since he was a child, and he is more familiar with Xiao Zhuo's small stove than his own, seeing Xiao Zhuo busy, he is very unhappy, but he went over to help clean up, but the things are either misplaced, or put away the commonly used ones, and put the infrequently used ones on the list.
Xiao Zhuo yelled at Yu Qi, "You...... Get out and get out and help more! ”
The seventh son stepped aside and said, "Then ......, what do you think I should do?" ”
Xiao Zhuo glanced at it and said, "Go and clean the wooden barrel, fetch the bucket of water, and then go to the backyard to chop some firewood for later use." ”
Yu Qi finally got rid of the suspicion of eating idle food, and happily picked up the wooden barrel and walked out, and glanced at Jiang Yao, who was idle, which seemed to mean "Brother is here to work, you are here to eat."
Jiang Yao didn't care about this, humming a folk tune, leaning on the door idlely, watching Tian Xiaozhuo transform from a little woman to a senior chef, he was stunned and shocked for a while!
Who called Yao'er can't cook, only fists and kicks.
I saw Xiao Zhuo wash his hands, and a small apron was tied around his waist. In the water basin, the fish are jumping, the shrimp are jumping, and there is a piece of mutton on the board, which was purchased by Yu Qi's "hemorrhage" just now.
Just after Yao'er blinked her eyes a few times, the rice had been washed into the pot, and the green onions, ginger, and garlic had been peeled, flattened, and shredded for later use.
Yao'er blinked a few more times, and a fish had been degipped from its gills, scaled, cleaned, and placed on an open plate.
The condiments such as green onions, shredded ginger, cooking wine, and soy sauce poured on the fish with a few oblique cuts, and the plate was pushed to the side, and Xiao Zhuo picked up the knife again.
A knife flew up and down in her hand, and in a few moments, even though it was only one hand, the mutton was a bright red slice of meat.
With a bang, the knife stabbed into the board, the handle of the knife was still buzzing and trembling, Xiao Zhuo had already leaned over and added a few pieces of firewood into the stove, cleaned his hands with soap horns in a prepared basin, picked up a few jujubes, flexibly removed the core, and threw them into the rice pot.
During the whole cooking process, Ning Xiaozhuoyu's light movements and swaying posture were like a calligrapher splashing ink, and the book was as freehand as a wonderful word.
Women who cook stir-fried dishes are the most beautiful, and they can make delicious and good dishes, which is even more attractive to men. Or how can there be a saying that "if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach".
I don't know when, Yu Qi also ran to Jiang Yao's side, staring at Ning Xiaozhuo who was wearing a small green cloth apron around his waist, and couldn't take his eyes off it, the Xiaozhuo's waist was thin, like a little cabbage.
Perhaps in the eyes of the seventh son, she is undoubtedly the most delicious dish in the kitchen here, beautiful, and really delicious.
At this moment, Yu Qizi was drunk.
Xiao Zhuo seemed to feel the scorching gaze of the two, and suddenly asked without looking back, "Do you know what my favorite thing to do is?" ”
The two shook their heads.
Xiao Zhuo took a deep sniff of the aroma of the food, and said excitedly: "Cook!" My favorite thing to do is to cook! ”
Jiang Yao was slightly embarrassed: "It turns out that he is a foodie......
Qizi was full of excitement: "What a good woman!" ”
Green onion and vinegar chicken, milk cool steamed fish, bright shrimp roast, fried mutton, jujube meat paste porridge, one by one put on several cases.
Qizi ate very fragrantly, his stomach was very round, and most of the dishes on the table were almost swept away by him. Xiao Zhuo looked at the empty plate and asked him, "Are you a starving ghost reincarnated?" ”
The seventh son smiled and said, "Xiao Zhuo, you ...... You're so delicious, I can't stop! ”
Jiang Yao interjected: "Seventh son, if it's so delicious, it's better to ...... You'll eat it for the rest of your life.
Xiao Zhuo glanced at Yu Qi and said lightly: "Can he afford to invite me as a cook?" ”
Yao'er coughed, and there was something in her words: "It must be ...... Are you a cook? ”
Yu Qizi smirked, Xiao Zhuo snorted, and ignored him with a straight face.
After dinner, they went home......
The night is as cool as water, and the heart is as clear as a mirror.
The crescent moon had crept up the treetops, pouring a streamer. The night is getting thicker, and the mood is slowly precipitating, there is no confusion of singing and dancing, no noisy and noisy market customs, no lingering intrusion of human trivialities, thoughts are like silk, transparent and pure, weaving beautiful memories and dreams. The air around her was like water waves, swaying, swaying, exuding pleasant ripples, intoxicating Haruka's heart.
The night is lonely, and the heart is like a thousand knots.
The peace and warmth were quickly broken, and a rush of footsteps suddenly sounded in the courtyard where Jiang Yao lived, and before he could react, the man broke into the door......
Trespassing is something that shouldn't happen, especially at night, and it's almost impossible.
Qi law stipulates: Those who enter people's homes at night without reason will be flogged forty. The master kills the one when he arrives, don't worry.
Coupled with the provisions of the curfew, it was unthinkable to visit the door at night at that time, and it was impossible for someone to enter the house without knocking on the door, so that Jiang Yao was completely defenseless.
The person who came in recklessly was that Yu Qi!
As soon as Yu Qiyi stepped into the door, he saw that the room was tidy, and a woman sat alone with her cheeks hanging down for a few cases.
The hands are like soft wattles, the skin is like clotted fat, the collar is like a grub, the teeth are like a rhinoceros, the head of the mantis is like a moth eyebrows, the smile is clever, and the eyes are beautiful.
Surprised to see the fairy-like beauty of the day, I couldn't help but "ouch", nodded and apologized busily: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I went to the wrong door, I should be damned......"
As he spoke, he retreated to the door, and just withdrew one foot, he had already seen the woman's appearance clearly, and there was a shadow of Jiang Yao, and he couldn't help but stand in surprise. He looked at Jiang Yao with a stammering mouth and stammered, "This ...... This ......, this girl...... You...... You're Brother Yao'er......"
"If I say it's Jiang Yao's sister, do you believe it?" From the initial shock to calm, Yao'er smiled.
"I'm stupid though...... You...... You can't really be stupid, Brother Yao, you...... You were originally a daughter? "Yu Qizi is rarely smart.
Yao'er wanted to recover her daughter's body, but she was found to admit it at this time, so she nodded slightly.
"I just thought, how can Brother Yao be so handsome, it turns out that he is really a woman! Ha ha...... There is big news, it turns out that Jiang Yao Xiaolangjun, who has been chasing by the eldest mother and little daughter-in-law, is actually a woman......"
Yao'er didn't listen much to Qizi's rambling there, and asked with a straight face, "It's so late, what are you doing?" ”
Ma Qiao said: "...... I found out, I found a big fat sheep, and I couldn't wait to come to you? ”
Yao'er sighed: "I'm scared to death, that's it!" ”
Yu Qi also came back to his senses at this time, and said with an inexplicable smile on his face: "At this time, I have no interest in that fat sheep, but I am interested in Brother Yao...... Sister Yao, you, full of curiosity? ”
"What's there to be curious about? Isn't it just a woman dressed as a man! ”
Yu Qi squeezed his eyes and whispered, "You are different!" Did you run away from marriage?
Yao'er's heart moved, her true purpose could not be exposed, and the reason for the seventh son was ...... It seemed to make sense, so he pretended to groan and said, "Well......"
Yu Qi said impatiently: "Sure enough? Oh my God, what the hell is going on? ”
Yao'er knew that if he didn't give him a satisfactory answer, and satisfied the already burning gossip of the seventh son, he would never give up, so he followed his train of thought and said slowly: "My ......, I was an orphan girl, and a local tyrant took a fancy to me and wanted me to be his concubine, so I ran away overnight......"
"Oh?" Yu Qi pricked up his ears and listened carefully.
Yao'er made up a very vulgar plot, but the more vulgar the story, the more it is, it is undoubtedly the most satisfying for people's psychology of hunting for strange and vulgar things, so Yu Qixin is undoubted. He smacked his lips and said with great interest: "Then you...... What do you plan to do in the future? ”
Yao'er sighed and said, "What can I do?" Hide first! At the same time, he took the opportunity to say to the seventh son: "I heard that the place is strong, and there are relatives who are officials in Lin'an, so you can know about my woman dressing as a man, and you must not tell others about it." ”
Qizi nodded again and again: "Don't you know who I am?" The tone is the tightest, and with the relationship between our brothers, I won't say that outsiders know about it. ”
Yao'er nodded: "That...... From then on, you should call me Brother Yao'er......"
And the seventh son smiled, learned a big secret, and went away with a satisfied mood.
The moonlight shines through the window lattice and shines on Yao'er, filling the room like flowing water, Yao'er's figure is sparse and swaying, I don't know what she is thinking about in the dark.
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