3. Kill melons

Principal Qian looked at the sad faces of the big guys, he paused for a moment and his face suddenly became cheerful, he held the microphone in his left hand, and took out a flashlight-like thing from the trouser pocket of his shorts with his right hand.

He took the thing in his hand and held it up for everyone to see what he was holding. He held up the object in his hand and said to everyone: "Don't worry, this thing in my hand is a laser melon cutting knife, and the light it shoots can cut into many pieces for even the largest melon." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a cacophony of voices rang out from the crowd. A few people shouted in the crowd, "Principal, you just use the laser knife in your hand to cut the big watermelon for everyone to see?"

When Principal Qian heard this, he said with a smile on his face: "It's easy to kill melons, this is the only big watermelon, there are so many of us, who should we give it to eat after we kill it?"

Principal Qian's question is indeed a question. After everyone listened to him, you look at me, I look at you, you think that it is indeed a difficult thing to divide and eat.

After a pause, I don't know who in the crowd said loudly: "Principal Qian, who do you say the big watermelon should be distributed to?"

Seeing this situation, Principal Qian put the things in his hand into his pocket again, gestured with one hand and said: "I have an idea, it is not necessarily fair, and it can't satisfy everyone, are you willing to listen to what I say?" ”

Principal Qian paused for a moment after listening to everyone, and he said a little unhurriedly: "Just now, most of us who eat melons have eaten watermelons, but the star actors screened by Director Hu Da have not eaten melons yet, I think this big watermelon will be eaten by star actors for performance, what do you think?"

Everyone said in unison, "We will all listen to you, and we will do as you say." ”

Principal Qian said a little arrogantly at this time: "Since everyone listens to me, then I will hand over the power of sharing and eating to Director Hu Da, and let him see how to divide and distribute to the actors according to the needs of the performance." ”

After he finished speaking, he walked over and stretched out his hand to take Director Hu's hand and said, "Next, I will hand over the power to kill melons to you, do you think you should do it?" After he finished speaking, he took out the laser melon killing knife from his pocket and handed it to Director Hu.

Director Hu Da took the microphone and the melon killing knife, and he said slowly in front of the big guy: "Since Principal Qian handed over the melon killing knife to me, and everyone believes in me, then I will say a few words to everyone." ”

After he finished speaking, there was a burst of applause on the stage, and when the applause stopped, he glanced at the audience with his eyes, and said: "Our director department has prepared ten performance groups, and these ten performance groups have set up ten melon-eating scenes, and the theme of the performance is class harmony. ”

He paused here and looked up at everyone. There was a person in the crowd who said loudly: "It doesn't matter if it's harmonious or not, you just need to kill the melon with a knife!" ”

Director Hu Da continued unhurriedly: "When I came, I talked with President Qian of Bo'ai University for more than an hour, and I was deeply impressed by what he said to me. He said that the history of mankind for thousands of years has proved that if the rich want to live a stable life, they must first let the poor live a stable life. If the poor can't survive, then there will be a counter-social revolution made by the poor. The rich not only lose their wealth, but also get knocked to the ground at least, and move their heads at worst, so the theme of our melon eating meeting today is class harmony. ”

Someone in the crowd asked: "How to be harmonious?" Director Hu Da said that today our director group was divided into ten performance groups, and the content of the first performance was a Rolls-Royce luxury car parked behind a large watermelon. The windows of the luxury car are open, and two heads are sticking out of the windows, and we are now giving them melons to eat. He handed the microphone to the youth volunteers, and then he said, "Now the melon killing begins." ”

After he finished speaking, he said to the volunteers standing next to the big watermelon: "You come out with six people to help me kill the melon." Six volunteers stood in a circle around the big watermelon, Director Hu Da stood in front of the big watermelon, he took out the laser melon killing knife, he turned the flashlight-like knife at the big watermelon, the laser knife shined, a green light shot at the big watermelon, the big watermelon "hissed" and divided into two petals.

The people in the crowd stared at the big watermelon that had been killed in two with wide eyes, and their mouths let out "Ah-----。 Voice.