After New Year's Day, it is close to the Spring Festival again. It was a calm time, although it was not sunny, but there was no wind or rain. I still haven't held Jingjing's little hand, but I can be under the same roof with her, day and night, and I am really happy. However, in times of peace, this calm, I have a sense of foreboding.

The day before the holiday, I quietly bought a lot of New Year's goods, and my home almost became a sugar tobacco shop.

I smiled and said to Jingjing, "Beauty, you marrying me is the best and greatest gift to my parents." Seeing that the parents-in-law don't have to be so polite, a chicken in the left hand and a duck in the right hand are enough. ”

Glancing at me quietly, she sneered, "Who said you were going to give it to your parents?" Flatter yourself. I bought these New Year's goods for my mother. ”

I touched a nose of ash, but was not discouraged.

"Oh, I see, give it to the future mother-in-law." I pretended to be enlightened, and sang triumphantly: "The birds in the trees, in pairs; Husband and wife, return home. ”

Jing Jing was very helpless, shook her head, and said, "Hey, if you accidentally gnaw a few mouthfuls of tofu, eating tofu is really worthy of the name, and there is nothing you can do about it." ”

I cheekily smiled smugly.

Jing quietly glanced me aside from head to toe, smiled weirdly, and said, "You often eat my tofu, and today I want to settle a general account with you." In this way, except for one or two packs of these New Year's goods for us, you can pack them all for me. Tomorrow you don't have to ask for a car, you just sit in the back of an electric car with these New Year's goods. ”

I jumped up and protested, "Dizzy, beauty, are you mistaken?" These things are dozens of pounds, you want to squash me? ”

The corners of my mouth curled up quietly and said, "This is the best punishment for you!" See if you still want to eat my tofu in the future? ”

"Oh, Tofu, I forgot one thing, you turn around first." Jing Jing suddenly remembered something and smiled.

I obediently turned away. In TV and movies, whenever this kind of scene appears, it is a surprise. Hehe, what surprise will Jingjing give me? Oh! Wrong! Seeing her smile, she has bad intentions, hum, she must be trying to trick me! Just now she was eaten tofu by me and wanted to take revenge on me!

"Tofu, what do you want most?" Quietly asked mysteriously.

"Nonsense, insect envoy Wen Agui? (Vernacular: Do you still need to ask?) The latter sentence "I want to get you", I dare not say it. Jing Jing won't hold me from behind and kiss me like crazy, right? Brain-dead, how could she? Even if the sun was rising in the west, she wouldn't do it!

"Bell-bell-bell——。 Please turn back! "Jing Jing is very excited.

"A cell phone? Cut! ”

I'm disdainful, the phone is very ordinary, what is there to show off? Didn't she already have a cell phone? Haven't you done it yet? New chasers?! No, she is very rational in terms of consumption, and she is not the kind of person with a hot head.

"In order to compensate for the loss of not being able to go home during the Spring Festival, I will give it to you!" Serve it quietly with both hands.

Can't go home? Does she want me to guard this house with no walls? I scanned the hall: the most valuable thing in the hall was the TV, but it was less than 2,000 yuan. The computer in the bedroom, the washing machine on the balcony, are also very cheap. Even if the thieves break in and loot them all and sell all the large items, they won't be able to make a lot of money. There will be no such stupid thieves.

"Cut, there's nothing of value at home, is it worth wasting my good time? Besides, I'll be bored and lonely if you're not there. The Chinese New Year is a celebration for the whole country, and I don't want to stay at home alone. I'm going back to my hometown. Mobile phones, I'd rather not! "I really don't understand, Jing Jing actually asked me to guard my house.

Quietly approached, looked at me with strange eyes, and asked, "Really?" ”

I nodded and said in the affirmative, "Not really!" ”

"Okay!" After speaking quietly, he opened the window door and threatened: "Ask again, don't you want me to throw it away!" One-two"

"Yes! Why don't I want a token of love! ”

It's not a pity that the phone was newly bought, and it was broken, I couldn't resist the temptation of the phone, so I rushed over to grab it while talking. Jing Jing didn't struggle, and smiled and let me disarm. For me to say that the mobile phone she gave me was a token of love, she was quiet and noncommittal, just smiled at me very ambiguously. Silence is acquiescence, hehe.

"I took the phone, but I can't keep the house. You don't have the luxury of expecting a mobile phone to buy me and tie me down. I looked at my phone with a smug face.

He looked at me quietly, grinned, and said, "I never thought of throwing you away!" I'll go back alone, this big pile of things, who will help me carry it after I get out of the car?! I'm not stupid enough to put free errands and work hard for myself! ”

It turned out that she wanted me to go home with her! It's not just as simple as letting me run errands for her, right? Hehe, there's a play!

I didn't go home for the Spring Festival and told a lie to my parents, saying that I was going to work overtime. Although the mother was reluctant, she agreed. It is much better to pay New Year's greetings to your future mother-in-law than to go home alone and listen to your mother's nagging. Of course, saying that it is my mother-in-law is just wishful thinking on my part, and I may not think so in my heart. Don't worry, love will happen over time!

After less than four months, the street where Jingjing's house is located is much deserted, full of ruins and broken walls, and the word "demolition" is written on every wall! The streets are full of slogans, among which there is a special cow: move early, be happy and beautiful; moved late, the son separated and the wife separated!

I found that there was a Spring Festival couplet posted by a family, which shocked me. Uplink: anti-snake, anti-rat, anti-cadre, downlink: protect the family, protect the street, protect the house, and the horizontal batch: the house is destroyed and people die.

Goodbye Auntie, I was greatly surprised. My aunt is much thinner and less energetic than during the National Day, and she gives me the same sense of vicissitudes as the street in front of my door. And when she saw me again, she was overjoyed, as if she had seen her long-awaited son come home for the New Year.

Jing Jing knew that my mother's cooking skills were terrible, and in order to let me eat and drink well, she cooked every meal herself, and the night of Chinese New Year's Eve was no exception. It's not even seven o'clock in the evening, and the table is full of hot and delicious food.

Auntie pointed to me and Jingjing, and said in a commanding tone: "You two give me more effort, and this time next year, no more three people are allowed to eat!" I'm going to hold my grandson! ”

"Yes! Mother! ”

Before Jing Jing came back to his senses, I had straightened my back and readily agreed. The aunt was full of joy and her smiling face bloomed. However, under the dinner table, a small foot quietly stepped on my feet. Quietly, this girl is going to put pressure on my feet. I can't sit still, I have to fix her.

"Mom, do you have a puppy at home?" I lowered my head and looked at my little feet under the table, unshoed and wearing only socks.

"No, where did the puppy come from?" The aunt looked down and found what Jing Jing had done, and she was displeased.

"Hehe, Mom, Tofu's socks are a little torn, I'm afraid he's cold, so I cover the hole with my feet." Quietly smiling at my mother, she patted me on the shoulder with one hand and motioned for me to cooperate with her.

My socks were newly bought yesterday and just put on, how can they be torn? Besides, even if it's rotten, it's at the toe, and it can't be on the instep. No, I can't eat dumb losses, I have to eat a little more tofu and rub a little more oil and water on Jingjing's body.

"Oh, hehe, there were a lot of people when I got on the bus, and I don't know when I hooked my socks, no wonder it was cold. Jingjing usually cares about me and takes care of me. I wrapped one hand around Jingjing's thin waist, picked up a tissue with the other, and wiped the oil stains on Jingjing's little mouth: "You have a lot of oil on the side of your mouth." ”

Jingjing was hugged by me, and was touched in the mouth, biting her lip, wanting to be mad at me, but seeing her mother's sweet smile, she restrained. Maybe she was afraid that I would make a bigger move, and she didn't even dare to use her feet.

Her little mouth, close to my ear, whispered and forcefully said, "Stinky tofu!" ”

Auntie was very happy to see our "kindness and love".

Bang bang——!

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door downstairs.

Jing Jing's eyebrows frowned slightly, and he said to himself: "Who is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve?" Mother. ”

"Hey, open the door!"

A look of dissatisfaction and helplessness appeared on the aunt's face.

It seems that the aunt is not happy to see the arrival, but she can't avoid it. Who's coming? Debt collector?!

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