Qin Shou's whole person is not good.

It's true.

He thought that he might take out the steel pipe that he had treasured for many years and dance the steel pipe after he was drunk. Dance.

Even, according to his own character, the steel pipe is the most important thing he should take out.

However, the reality is extremely cruel.

What he came up with was completely beyond the limits of his imagination, life is sometimes like this, what you already believed, and as a result, at a certain time, your belief was completely knocked down by the cruel reality.

No, I'm going to save my image.

Qin Shou's reaction speed was extremely fast, and after being stunned for a moment, he immediately reached out and pressed the pause, and at the same time turned his head to Yang Weiwei and said: "Little Lori, let me declare first, this thing is not mine, it was Bai Zhanfei who deposited it with me, let me supervise him and change my bad habits!" ”

"Really?"

Little Lori was full of smiles, and her expression was obviously narrowed at this time.

"Yes, I can swear by Bai Zhanfei's little brother." Qin Shou said sonorously.

"Sure enough, the beast."

Little Lori said, "Keep watching!" After speaking, little Lori clicked the mouse, and the paused video continued to play.

In the video, Qin Shou's words were a little unsmooth because of drunkenness, and he didn't say anything for the first time, but Qin Shou let out a breath and said:

"Look, this is my dance partner, Balloon!"

Along with Qin Shou's words, the picture on the computer screen changed.

The next moment, the scene that appeared in Qin Shou's eyes was that he was holding a half-deflated human-shaped balloon in his hand...... Well, the full scientific name of this thing is a humanoid balloon with a sound vibration.

There is also another name, which is called the ultimate companion of sling!

Well, having said so much, what Qin Shou is holding in his hand is an inflated doll.

The picture froze slightly on Qin Shou, and then, under the control of Xiao Lori, the picture turned to Su Rong sitting in a chair.

At this moment, Su Rong frowned slightly, but did not say anything.

"I didn't expect the beast to take out his girlfriend at this time, but his girlfriend seems to be leaking, come on, let's interview the party."

Little Lori actually regarded herself as a reporter at this time.

While speaking, the camera took the initiative to lean towards Qin Shou, who was holding a humanoid balloon.

"Beast, look at your girlfriend's appearance, she obviously leaked air, I can interview you, is your guy too thin and accidentally pierced through?"

Little Lori is not a good Lori, but a very evil Lori.

"She's not my girlfriend, and she's not leaking, you see!"

Qin Shou in the video, who was really drunk, lifted the humanoid balloon and immediately began to blow with his mouth.

"Come on, come on!"

Yang Weiwei, the little Lori, was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so she shouted for Qin Shou on the side: "Sure enough, it's rising, hurry up, work harder!" ”

"Whew-"

Qin Shou kept blowing.

It didn't take too long for the human-shaped balloon, which was originally a shriveled phone, to be blown up.

"Look, what's my partner's figure?"

After blowing, Qin Shou took the humanoid balloon with a proud face and spun around in place.

"It's amazing, it's really blowing, okay, don't talk nonsense, audience friends, let's witness the wonderful dance brought to us by the beast and his dance partner."

Little Lori Yang Weiwei said with a smile, as if she was the host of a TV show at the moment.

"What...... What? You say I'm going to dance? ”

At this moment, Qin Shou suddenly spoke, his eyes misty.

"Sorry audience, there was an unexpected situation on the scene, the beast player suddenly shamelessly pretended to have amnesia, let me remind him first!"

……

it!

Listening to the sound and looking at the picture, Qin Shou turned his head and stared at Yang Weiwei viciously.

"It's too late for you to stare at me now, you lewd. The nature of trivia has been recorded. ”

Yang Weiwei didn't care at all, shook her head, and then said: "Look, something exciting is about to happen." ”

Exciting thing......

Qin Shou swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

……

in the video.

"Little Lori, we know each other well...... But if you want to slander me in front of the audience and friends, I will definitely sue you. ”

Qin Shou held the humanoid balloon in one hand and spoke as he spoke.

"Where did I slander you, let me tell you, the audience and friends are watching, you can't rely on it."

Little Lori held up the digital camera and gave a big close-up of Qin Shou's face, and at the same time she also added a voiceover: "Please recognize this sinister face, talking doesn't count!" ”

Qin Shou was silent.

After a while, Qin Shou stretched out his hand and pushed the humanoid balloon aside: "Did I really say it?" But I can't dance, so I'll sing you a song! ”

"Sing, you can still sing, well, that's fine, you can sing a song."

As she spoke, Little Lori handed Qin Shou a cucumber: "Come and give you the microphone." ”

Qin Shou put the microphone under his nose and sniffed it: "Hey, why does this microphone smell, little Lori, this is what you usually use?" ”

"Y-you usually use this thing!" Little Lori was stunned for a moment and said.

"Hmph, you and I really got drunk? Take an eggplant for me to use as a microphone, and it's the same eggplant you used, you can figure it out. ”

A sneer appeared on Qin Shou's face: "I sang it directly." ”

When these words fell, Qin Shou bowed to Su Rong, who was sitting in the chair and had not spoken, and nodded to the digital camera lens.

"Ahem - let me present you with my famous song "Sweet Honey"!"

Said seriously.

Immediately after, Qin Shou opened his mouth and came: "Sweet mimi, you are smiling-"

……

"Alright, let's change the scene."

After letting Qin Shou in the video shout a few words, the little Lori Yang Weiwei who manipulated the mouse immediately said.

Then, without giving Qin Shou time to react, Yang Weiwei quickly clicked the mouse.

"Don't, such a beautiful singing, why don't you let me finish it." At this moment, Qin Shou suddenly spoke.

Yang Weiwei turned her head to look at Qin Shou and said, "I have never seen such a brazen person. ”

……

Scene transitions on a computer screen.

Moments later, the camera pans to a portal.

"It seems that our beast really has the spirit of perseverance, this is the third time he doesn't want Bilian's stalking, hurry up, the beast is coming, the beast is firm and ...... Obscene. Zodiac, yes is obscene. Trivial pace, I think, this word is simply tailor-made for him. ”

Little Lori's own voiceover sounded.

Immediately after that, the screen rotates again.

In the screen, Qin Shou put his hands behind his back, taking the square steps that the old man often sees in film and television dramas, and he will come over step by step.

"The first two times the beasts were like fools, making the same movements and spitting out the same words, I don't know if this time, the beasts will make a difference."

Little Lori continued to voice: "I don't know if there will be a change in the ending?" ”