Chapter 4 Pray to God That Pray to God

Outside the gate of the Yuelao Temple, it was a bleak storm at this time. The old clay sculpture of the moon sitting in the hall seems to be full of sadness, and it seems that in this weather, no one has come to worship in incense.

Suddenly, a fierce gust of wind swept through the desertion at the temple gate. A pale hand suddenly emerged from under the stairs!

If Yue Lao was in the statue, he would definitely be frightened by this scene. Where did the dehaired fat pig's trotters come from!

Zhu Xishi, who was soaked all over, climbed out of the stairs at this time, and almost rolled into this deserted Yuelao Temple.

When Zhu Xi, who was tired and fell apart, he didn't care about any image at all, so he put on the futon in front of the statue of the old moon, and when he leaned on the pillow, he was in the center of the temple hall and posed in a "big" shape.

"Grandpa Yue, what are you doing living so high!"

muttered loudly, Zhu Xishi was not dirty, and rolled in the mire like a pig, turned over, looked directly at the old clay sculpture, and was aggrieved.

"Don't mind, old man, you're so tired! You don't know, in order to kowtow to your old man, you almost put your life on the line. ”

While relaxing, Zhu Xishi's hand unconsciously touched into the baggage, took out a boss meat bun, and stuffed it straight into his mouth.

All the time, her five visceral temples are all in the first place! It's really not a loss to be a foodie.

It seems that he also feels that he is at a loss, and when Zhu Xi, who was holding the big bun, he quickly took out two big buns, crawled to the statue of the old moon like a cabbage worm, and put the buns on the offering table.

"You can taste it when you are old, don't dislike the big fresh meat buns made at home." Zhu Xishi, who was happy, withdrew his hand again and continued to nibble on half of the bun at hand.

When Zhu Xi, who came to relieve himself, noticed the environment of the Yuelao Temple at this time, there were dense red ropes everywhere above his head, and it seemed that there were really a lot of people who came here to seek marriage!

After eating the buns and replenishing the body, Zhu Xishi also began to do his own business: Pray to God, that to ask God, please give me a good fate!

Put some melons and fruits on the table, offer three pillars of fragrance, Zhu Xishi knelt in front of the statue of the old moon and prayed.

"When I believed in the past, I sincerely prayed here that Grandpa Mochizuki would give me a good marriage. If he believes that the woman will get what she wants, she will slaughter pigs and sheep, and offer incense and fruits to thank you for your great kindness. ”

When he recited Zhu Xi, who had words, he prayed decently. seemed to be afraid that there would be a mistake, so he hurriedly made up for it: "I don't have much requirements, my character is better, my appearance is better, my body is better, my family background or something, it doesn't matter, as long as I am motivated."

"That's right!" Zhu Xishi opened his eyes suddenly, thought of something important, and hurriedly added: "The most important thing is that people should be single-minded, not all day and night!" Be wholehearted and good to me. ”

Zhu Xishi breathed a sigh and said this important request, and his face was suddenly relieved. Man, Zhu Xishi still hopes to be real, it's too flowery, she can't control it!

Three ringing heads, thanking God. It's the most exciting part again: hanging the red rope of marriage. Looking at it, there are no less than 1,000 marriage lines hanging in the old temple this month! Zhu Xi estimated that he had to put his marriage line in a conspicuous position.

After getting up, he walked around the Yuelao Temple for a few laps, and Zhu Xishi's eyes suddenly condensed into one place: the beam facing the Yuelao statue.

This position is facing the eyes of the old moon. If you hang the red thread here and keep the old man's house, you can see it at first sight. But the difficulty is that how to go up?

Surrounding the round pillars, circling around twice, Zhu Xishi's heart suddenly turned sideways, if you want to do it, you will do the best, isn't it just the last beam, what's so difficult.

No matter how difficult it is, it's hard to get married!

"Puff" spit out two handfuls of saliva into the palm of his hand, and after warming his hands, Zhu Xishi opened his arms and pounced on the pillar of the room like a meat bat.

In imagination, those masters of the rivers and lakes went up after "rubbing" twice. It's a pity, she doesn't know any martial arts, and her body is not as light as a swallow, as soon as she hugs the pillar, it feels like she is not climbing the pillar, but hitting the pillar!

After tossing and turning for a while, Zhu Xishi felt that he was really caught by the magnet of the earth, and he couldn't go up! But I didn't want to give up, so I had to think of another way to go to the beam.

Hey! What a coincidence. When Zhu Xi was in a hurry, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a bamboo ladder in a pile of debris in the corner! Zhu Xishi, who was happy for a while, ran over excitedly, and said happily in his heart: God really helps me!

With the help of this bamboo ladder, Zhu Xishi wasted all his strength, and finally succeeded in getting on the beam! Holding on to the beams of the house, Zhu used to move like a snail, moving towards the middle a little bit.

Looking at this picture, it really smells sad, and those who see it cry! It's just that when I saw this fat snail about to climb to the end, this Zhu Xi's action became slower and slower, and finally he didn't move!

What's going on? The Yuelao Temple, which suddenly fell into dead silence, had an inexplicable sense of absurdity in the atmosphere.

Not long after, in the silent Yuelao Temple, there was intermittent snoring! A crow flew shamefully outside the temple, leaving a burst of "quack" cries and gradually moving away

Zhu Xishi, you are really a god! At the critical moment, you actually fell asleep on the beam of the house! The corners of her mouth are overflowing, and she seems to be in a good dream.

In the dream, Zhu Xishi seemed to be as light as a feather, fluttering towards the nine heavens in the sky, flying straight away.

Is this an immortal? The feeling of being as light as a swallow is really good. In the dream, Zhu Xishi, who was still smirking, suddenly threw a heavy dose on the top of his head.

"You hopeless piggy!"

"Ouch hey! Damn, who doesn't have long eyes to hit me! ”

Zhu Xishi opened his eyes angrily, and was about to yell at the other party, but was stunned by the visitor! I'm a Buddha grandfather, it's really my mother!

If you think about it, didn't her mother return to the West a long time ago? No way?! Could it be that when I was in the past, I was also famous, and I was going to see the Buddha's grandfather before I got married!

"Mother, I don't want to die! Xi Shi, I'm still so young, I haven't found a son-in-law for you yet."

"You foodie, in a few years, you've gained weight again! If you want to die, the underworld won't accept you fat girl! ”

Hearing this, Zhu Xishi suddenly stopped crying, not dead?! Then how did you see your mother, is it a dream?

"Don't guess, you're just dreaming. Xi Shi, are you ashamed? begged for a marriage, and actually fell asleep on the beam of the house! I see how you can marry with such virtue! ”

Her mother pointed at Zhu Xishi's eyebrows and poked her fingers, which was really a little angry. For a while, she was full of grievances and complained to her mother: "People are really tired, so they will fall asleep on the beams of the house." Mother, you are good, you have become an immortal, and you don't care if your daughter lives or dies. ”

"Phew! You're a non-thing. "Her mother, but she has a spicy temperament, and she didn't save any face for Zhu Xishi," and her face was aggrieved. Yue Lao came to complain, saying that you were about to crush other people's beams, and you really have the ability. ”

"You think your daughter wants to, but she doesn't want to get married as soon as possible, you don't care!" Zhu Xishi, who was unhappy in her heart, was not afraid of her mother, and hurriedly put her mouth up.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to bother with you! Mother has limited time, so let's make a long story short. Her mother shook her head helplessly, and continued.

"Before I came to your dream, I had already asked Elder Yue for a good marriage. Yue Lao has already shipped the goods, you cheer me up, hurry up and receive the goods! ”

A good marriage? Really fake. Suddenly, Zhu Xishi smiled, grabbed her mother's hand in a dream, and asked directly.

"What's a good way? Who is his surname, how tall and fat, where is the person's name, what is the family background and appearance, you have to give a hint. You can't let me learn anything half-immortal, pinch my fingers. ”

"Dead girl, don't get an inch! In short, the heavenly machine cannot be leaked, the goods have been delivered to the door, you hurry up and give me back! ”

Without further explanation, her mother immediately took off her embroidered shoes, put them in her hands, and slapped Zhu Xishi's head fiercely.

Suddenly, Zhu Xishi screamed: "Mom! And he fell from the clouds.

"Shih Tzu! Live a good life, don't lose the face of our Zhu family! ”

As soon as his eyes were black, and Zhu Xishi, who was in a cold sweat all over his body, kept falling downwards and falling