He shook his head with more force, and made a series of "click" sounds, and then said with some reluctance: "Okay...... Then we'll divide each of this kid's two hands, and let's compete to see who can unload it faster. ”

Simon snorted and said, "Why don't we be more complete than the hand that Ichijo has removed?" You violent guy doesn't know what art is! I suspect you've got all muscles in your head! ”

Hearing that these two people talked about cutting people's hands and feet so lightly, as if they were talking about trivial family matters, Chu Chu was even more frightened, and hurriedly turned the phone out of his bag, but he didn't hold it steady, and it fell off his hand all of a sudden, falling straight to the ground.

"Huh...... Be careful! ”

With Jiang Shaoyou's reaction speed, he naturally reached out and picked up the dropped mobile phone in mid-air at the first time, and then stuffed it back into Chu Chu's bag with his backhand, and then said with a smile: "If you call the police, I'll just forget it!" Even if you have to call the police...... I think they should be going to the police! I told you...... I dare to stand here and do what I am doing now, I am sure enough, so ...... You don't have to worry about anything, no one here can hurt you, of course...... No one can hurt me! With these two idiots in front of me, I can knock them out in just a second! ”

"Really...... Are you sure...... Mr. Jiang, you ...... You're not comforting me, are you? Chu Chu asked with some uneasiness.

Jiang Shaoyou said with some tears and laughter: "Even if I want to comfort you, I won't tell this kind of lie that will be exposed immediately, right?" Do you have no faith in me? ”

"Hmm...... I...... I believe you! Chu Chu thought about it, if Jiang Shaoyou still had to lie to comfort her at this time, he wouldn't be able to comfort her for a few seconds, because the two thugs, one black and one white, were now less than two meters away from the current position of the two, and then as long as they took a big step forward, and then raised their hands, they could stab the dagger on Jiang Shaoyou's body, what was the point of lying to comfort others at this time? Moreover, just looking at Jiang Shaoyou's composure and composure until now, Chu Chu estimated that Jiang Shaoyou might really not take the current scene seriously!

When Dolly and Simon heard Jiang Shaoyou say this, they still regarded it as a joke, because Jiang Shaoyou's figure looked too thin, so it was difficult for them to pay even the slightest attention to Jiang Shaoyou no matter what. It's as if no matter how strong an ant is, it is impossible to match an elephant, and now in their eyes, Jiang Shaoyou is just an ant, so what qualifications can they pay attention to?

Therefore, when he heard Jiang Shao lobbying that it would only take one second to KO the two of them, after the two glanced at each other, they couldn't help but let out a burst of arrogant laughter.

However, at this moment, Duke, who was standing behind and didn't pay much attention to Jiang Shaoyou, couldn't help frowning slightly......

Because he saw it very clearly just now, the moment Chu Chu dropped the phone, Jiang Shaoyou immediately stretched out his hand and caught the phone from mid-air at a very fast speed.

The distance between the drop and the catch of the mobile phone was only less than ten centimeters from the air, if you didn't pay attention to it, you might think that Chu Chu handed the mobile phone to Jiang Shaoyou just now, and you didn't feel that the mobile phone fell by mistake.

If Jiang Shaoyou was always paying attention to Chu Chu just now, and he had been staring at Chu Chu's hand, it would be fine, but in fact, ...... Jiang Shaoyou's attention just now was obviously on Dolly and Simon, and he could see Chu Chu's mobile phone fall with the rest of his eyes at most, but he was able to reach out and catch the mobile phone in such a short time, which ...... What a terrifying reaction speed!

Or a person's reaction speed is not a complete representation of a person's fighting ability, but it is definitely an important indicator that can affect a person's fighting ability. Therefore, when Duke saw that Jiang Shaoyou had such a fast reaction speed, and then saw Jiang Shaoyou's natural and indifferent expression, he had to be a little more vigilant against Jiang Shaoyou, so he said loudly to Dolly and Simon: "You two don't be careless, this yellow-skinned monkey doesn't seem to be simple, maybe he can't tell what kind of Chinese kung fu he has!" ”

It's just that Duke's reminder obviously didn't attract enough attention from Dolly and Simon, and Simon even pouted and said, "Huaxia Kung Fu? Is it the ability to fly around in the movie? But this kid doesn't have a hanging on him now! How is he still flying around? Hahaha......"

Dolly also said nonchalantly: "I hope this kid really knows what Chinese kung fu, and it's more enjoyable to beat him up like that!" Otherwise, like a chicken, you don't even have the ability to resist at all, and that's really boring! ”

As he spoke, Dolly raised his head, stared at Jiang Shaoyou with his black and white eyes, and said, "Boy, if you really have any ability, then show me all my strength, right?" Otherwise...... If you're knocked out too quickly, you're going to be bored! Hum...... If that's the case, I'll be sure to take your time when I unload your hand later...... Take your time to unload it for you, so that you can taste the pain more! ”

When Simon heard this, he sneered and said, "Speaking of tasting pain, what could be more painful than the feeling of peeling off the flesh from your hands piece by piece with a dagger?" I heard that in ancient times in China, there was a punishment called Ling Chi, which was to cut off the flesh of a sinner piece by piece, at least 360 knives, before the prisoner could die! Yes...... I'm really looking forward to being able to do it myself! I guess that feeling is more exciting than sleeping with a Hollywood actress! ”

Looking at the black and white two people in front of him, singing and talking endlessly, Jiang Shaoyou interjected a little speechlessly, and said, "Hey...... I think the two of you should simply stop being thugs, if you can learn to speak Huaxia, go to our Huaxia to talk about cross talk another day, it will definitely be more promising than being a thug, and your stage names are also ready-made, directly called black and white impermanence, as long as the operation is done well, I will guarantee that you will be able to become popular in Huaxia. ”

Listening to Jiang Shaoyou's interesting words, Chu Chu couldn't help but "snort", and the tension in her heart suddenly eased a lot, and seeing that Jiang Shaoyou was still in the mood to tell jokes at this time, it seemed that she really didn't pay much attention to the two people in front of her, which made her feel a little more confident in Jiang Shaoyou.

"Cross talk?" Dorly, the black man, was a little puzzled and asked, "What is that for?" Say cross talk is promising? Is it profitable? ”

"Of course it's profitable!" Jiang Shaoyou hurriedly explained: "Those who talk about cross talk are actually similar to big stars who act in movies and singers who sing, all of them belong to people in the entertainment industry." However, being a big star or a singer at least needs an image to pass or something, but being a cross talk actor doesn't need this, on the contrary, the more eccentric and unusual people are, the easier it is to become popular, and you don't need to learn vocal music or anything to say cross talk, even if you don't sing all five tones, it's okay, anyway, as long as you can speak, the words you say are humorous. I think the two of you are good, if you really join as a cross talk actor, your grades will definitely not be too bad...... I'm optimistic about you! ”

"Really? Say that cross talk is so simple and so easy to earn? ”

Dolly's mind is relatively simple, and his biggest wish in this life is to be a rich man, or a celebrity or something, but now it seems that he doesn't know how many years he will work as a thug, and for the time being, it seems that there is still an unreachable distance from his lifelong dream! But now when he heard Jiang Shaoyou say this, he suddenly realized that he might be able to go to Huaxia to develop, if it was as simple as Jiang Shaoyou said, then wouldn't he be able to realize all his future dreams all at once, that is, to become a rich man and a celebrity, then ...... This life is not in vain!

Thinking like this, Dolly's hostility towards Jiang Shaoyou subsided most of it unconsciously, and he even thought about consulting Jiang Shaoyou about how to operate if he really wanted to be a cross talk actor......

And Simon on the side saw that Dolly seemed to really take Jiang Shaoyou's words seriously, and suddenly slapped Dolly's head hard with some hatred, and said, "Idiot, people are teasing you, you know?" You're really fooled! Hum...... Listening to the meaning of what he said, isn't that cross talk similar to our talk show in the United States? If you really have that ability, you can be the host of a talk show, so why do you need to go to China to develop? ”

Dolly also felt that it made sense when he heard this, so he thought that Jiang Shaoyou was really teasing him just now, and he couldn't help but be so angry that he roared angrily and said, "Bastard...... You dare to play tricks on me, I have to beat your mother so much today that you don't even know you! ”

After Dolly said that, he picked up a big fist like a black bowl and smashed it hard at Jiang Shaoyou's chest. Simon was also not to be outdone, and immediately danced the dagger in his hand in front of him, quickly rippling with shining knife lights, and then stabbed Jiang Shaoyou on the right shoulder......

Although his confidence in Jiang Shaoyou had increased a little, at this moment, seeing Dolly and the Western Mongolian sword and fist attack fiercely at this moment, Chu Chu still instinctively shrank his neck and screamed in fright.

But the real party, Jiang Shaoyou, still shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said, "It's finally really good!" I thought you guys were going to perform this cross talk joke for a while! ”

Jiang Shaoyou said, that is, he did not dodge or block, but took a step forward with a smile in the face of the sword light and fist shadow......