"Boss, your sunglasses are really the dragon and phoenix in glasses!

"I don't know!

It should be regarded as a gift! If someone else pressed it here, how ugly it sounded!

"It's a great gift! Boss, although it's the first time we've met, when we see you, it's like seeing your own brother!" said the gangster enthusiastically.

I look old!

Mo Xiaobei raised his eyebrows, but he was embarrassed to push back, so he could only smile awkwardly but politely.

"Brother, you see, I've been around for many years, and I haven't gotten a pair of good glasses, isn't it pitiful?"

Mo Xiaobei took a look, and Huo Di found that this big head was really a bit big.

"Big brother, you have several pairs at home!" reminded a sidekick next to him.

The big head stared at him and glared at him.

You don't speak, no one treats you as dumb.

Turning his head, he shook his head and sighed, "Brother, I look at your sunglasses like a token of love given to me by one of my former girlfriends!"

The attendant said: "Big brother, you have so many girlfriends, it seems that you haven't given sunglasses!"

Wow, you don't want to mess around, do you?

The big head forced a look, and the two thugs pulled their followers into the corner, and after a while, there was a scream.

"Ahem, they're joking, it's kissing and scolding, it's love! Don't pay attention to it! That, can you give me these sunglasses?"

Are you stupid?

Why did I give you sunglasses?

Mo Xiaobei pointed to the chair, "If you want to eat barbecue, sit down!"

The big head is stupid - um~ It's evil, I think Mo Xiaobei is very faceless, and he has performed so emotionally, and he is still indifferent, aren't you afraid that you will lead someone to smash your barbecue restaurant?

"How dare you talk to my eldest brother like this-" A tall and fierce thug stood up, "believe it or not, I smashed your shop!"

Mo Xiaobei panicked.

How can these people do this? This is a harmonious society!

"Who's going to smash the store!" Xiao Zhang carried two boxes of beer, one in each hand, and when he heard this, he suddenly felt like a seven-foot man who had been stabbed with a crumpled flower, and felt that his dignity had been greatly insulted.

You smashed it, where will I go to eat such a delicious barbecue in the future!

At that moment, the beer was thrown on the ground with a clatter, and it ran over in a few steps.

Although the big man was also strong, in the face of Xiao Zhang, a person who looked very good at first glance, and it was his own head, he suddenly became dumbfounded, and his eyes turned to the big head.

"Okay, okay, Xiaohu is also talking nonsense! What is that sentence called-what's the loss of lungs?"

"Big brother!

"Hmm~ You are still educated, and it is not in vain that the eldest brother tried his best to recruit you from the talent market back then!"

Mo Xiaobei felt a little spicy. It's no wonder that this thing hasn't been mixed out of this Mingyue area for a long time, and I think it's because of the lack of IQ.

In this world now, you still have to rely on IQ to go far!

For example, if you don't have a high IQ, how can you open this barbecue restaurant with explosive income?

Really, IQ superior dogs are everywhere!

With such a stir, the thugs sat quietly in their seats.

"Big brother! Come on, eat this barbecue! It's not that I said, the boss's craftsmanship is really the best in the world! Don't blame me Zhang Laosi for not giving face just now, but the fourth brother is afraid that he will make such a disturbance to the eldest brother and scare the boss away! When the time comes, where can I still eat such a delicious barbecue?"

The big head and strong body were shocked, and I was afraid for a while, thinking of the few barbecues I ate last night, I only felt that my back was full of cold sweat, "It's still my brother who got to the point!" looked at the strong man named Xiaohu, and snorted: "You are really a tiger, if the fourth child hadn't arrived in time, you would have done something that would never be recovered!"

Xiaohu felt bitter in his heart, but he still had a smile on his face. Keep pouring wine and toasting, "The two eldest brothers are right! It's all Xiaohu who doesn't think about it enough! Punish and punish wine!"

These two 2 - um ~ civilized society, you can't swear -

These two pencils!

"Come, Xiaohu eats skewers and barbecue, and you will know the hardships of the eldest brother!" said Datouqiang and handed over a stream of leeks.

It's still a big brother!

People are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves!

The eldest brother must be forced to do so, and he has a hard time!

Xiaohu was a little moved and stuffed the leeks into his mouth.

And then the next moment it's full of beef cattle!

I only heard it once, which scared the diners around.

But it was the little tiger who knelt on the ground with tears on his face—

"Big brother! I was wrong! I finally understand your plight! This barbecue stall can't be smashed! I can't smash it! Woo woo woo ~ It's so delicious for his grandmother!" he said as he stood up.

"Breasts can be taught! Breasts can be taught!" Datou Qiang wanted to learn from the pig brother Liang on TV with a gratifying beard, and found that he had no beard, so he could only touch his chin.

However, it soon became clear that the barbecue in front of me was rapidly disappearing.

He came to his senses, slammed the table, and yelled, "Stop it all!"

A few thugs hurriedly stopped, their mouths were full, looking at the barbecue on the table that had not moved, their eyes were bright, and they seemed to be suppressing the impulse of their bodies.

"Didn't I forget to tell you? Impulse is the devil! Look at what you are like now? What about quality? What about the law? What about morality? What era is it now, and if you don't improve yourself, you are doomed to be eliminated by society, do you know?"

"Yes!" said everyone in unison.

"That's good! Now sit up straight! Recite the three-character sutra silently in your heart! Everyone silently repeats it a hundred times!"

"Big brother, I won't!" a thug hesitated and raised his hand.

The others gave him a look of disdain.

They all said that they were silently recited, what are you really talking about?

These days, the IQ gap between people is too big!

Everyone thought in their hearts that they would have to distance themselves from this guy in the future!

Poor little gangsters, who don't know the doorways of society, are insidious and cunning, and in a word, they let themselves lose face among their peers.

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Datouqiang originally wanted to give up on credit, but for the sake of the future, he could only give up and let his subordinates make up enough money, so he came to Mo Xiaobei and said arrogantly: "Boss, take this money! Next time we will come to you to eat!"

"The big guy is a good eye!" Mo Xiaobei said with a smile.

The two talked for a while. Datou Qiang led his subordinates away with a reluctant face.

These gangsters~ are actually quite good!

Mo Xiaobei stuffed the money into his pocket, and was greatly impressed by the chaos.

A puff of oil smoke rushed in front of you.

He subconsciously reached out to the table—

Huh, where are the glasses I put here before?

After looking for it a few times but still couldn't find it, someone shouted that he should hurry up and go to the barbecue, so he could only put it down for the time being and concentrate on making the barbecue.

It's not his anyway, if you lose it, you can lose it!

on a side street.

Several gangsters walked together, led by the big head swaggering, on their faces, a pair of delicate and domineering glasses covered the eyes of the two people who stayed up all night, and for a while they only felt refreshed and majestic!

"Come, brothers, open your throats and sing to me—"

"The sea laughs! The tide on both sides of the strait! The ups and downs follow the waves, and only remember the present day!"

"The sky laughs—"

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On a six-story building, a pale-faced man swept his gaze, and there was a faint flash of blood in his eyes!

"The eye is around here!Who the hell took my eye!Damn it, if I see it, I'm going to kill you!Kill, kill—"

Suddenly, he heard a singing voice—

Smiling proudly?

A bunch of thugs, ignorant ants, and after a while, see if you can still laugh?

Just as he was about to ignore it, suddenly, he saw the big head Qiang in front of the gangsters - the glasses on his face!

I only felt full of grievances and evil anger in my chest and abdomen, and I suddenly found an outlet!

"It turned out to be you!"