Chapter 665: The Birth of the Family (3)
After dinner, the members of the family almost collapsed as if they had just been in the sauna, and only three words were muttered in their mouths over and over again: too spicy!
"Jun-hee! In the future, you might as well cook all the family dinners! Liu Zaishi was lying on the cloister with his stomach in his arms, and a small hill appeared in his shriveled figure, "I've never eaten such good food!" ”
Li Junxi immediately choked: "Brother Shi! If you say that, my sister-in-law will be sad! ”
Liu Zaishi was excited, sat up suddenly, and looked at the film crew: "Can you delete that sentence just now?" ”
I saw all the cameras swaying from side to side at him!
Liu Zaishi God! Don't kneel on the washboard when you get home!
After cleaning the battlefield. It's time for the game again, and like the previous show, tonight's family game is still "I love you, accept it!" ”
“oppa! We're all married, wouldn't Madame mind if you confessed to me? Lee Hyo-ri lit the fuse again, and in this episode of the show, Liu Jae-seok, the groom official, innocently became the object of ridicule by all the family members.
Liu Zaishi smiled wryly, still defending himself: "It's just a game!" My wife will understand! ”
Lee Jun-hee is Goo Ha-ra on the left, and Lee Hyo-ri is on the right, obviously in a very bad position, although it is a very happy thing to be confessed by a beautiful woman, but the punishment for failure is a very faceless bullet forehead.
In today's game, Park Ye-jin continues to play the role of a black hole, and every time she faces Yoo Jae-seok's true confession, she will be tricked, but Lee Hyo-ri is no longer embarrassed when facing Lee Jun-hee, and she also has ingenious temptations and seductions, but Lee Jun-hee is extremely determined, and Lee Hyo-ri's several moves were easily resolved by Lee Jun-hee.
And when Lee Jun-hee said the words "I love you" to Goo Hara with a full expression. The little girl unexpectedly fell, and after a few rounds of games, her wide forehead had been photographed red by the unscrupulous Li Junxi, and Li Tianxi, who had been oppressed by Kim stepmother for a day and was thinking of finding a place to vent.
After the game, the next thing is the most brutal part of the family, the bed battle.
Whether it's a male or female member, this is a war of self-esteem, and no one can be careless.
The first thing to start with is the sorting of the beds of the male members. Everyone stood in the expected position, and Li Tianxi, who won the first place last time, stood in the first place.
"Tianxi!" Seeing this, Jin's stepmother immediately launched an imposing attack, "Be a man to be submissive!" Although Jun-hee has fallen in the family, there is still Brian today! What are you? ”
Li Tianxi rarely succumbed to Jin's stepmother's "obscenity" this time, and retorted: "It's just the expected order, this time, I still hope I can get the first place!" ”
But this is obviously already difficult, and everyone doesn't know much about the last episode, but after a shooting. The frizzy Li Tianxi has already been exposed, and he offended Gu Hara when he was playing just now, and the future of this benevolent brother is obviously bleak.
At this time, Lee Hyo-ri proposed, "If only we just rank directly according to our ideas." It's so boring, since it's a bed battle, you should also compete! Is that interesting? ”
Lee's proposal was immediately endorsed by everyone, especially Yoon Chung-shin. It was as if the flame of hope had been ignited, and I cheered vigorously.
“oppa! Don't be too enthusiastic! Lee Hyo-ri immediately poured a basin of cold water on him.
Yin Zhongxin was dissatisfied: "Filial piety! I also have my own charm! ”
Li Xiaoli glared at the old man: "Are you expressing dissatisfaction?" ”
Yin Zhongxin's momentum weakened, and he immediately said respectfully: "Of course not." Ms. Lee! ”
The power of life and death is in the hands of the three female guests, and now is not the time to pay attention to dignity, otherwise, if you are squeezed to the last place, you will really suffer.
In the end, because Gu Hara likes men who have strength and can be relied on, the game to decide the bed was actually broken by positioning.
"Can't we compete in a more civilized way?" Yin Zhongxin was the first to complain, his image in the family has always been a sick and weak old man, so that he and young people like Li Junxi, Dacheng, and Li Tianxi, doesn't this mean that he wants his old life.
The young people naturally tried their best to approve, and even Jin Xiulu joined in the fun, he had practiced taekwondo and Jeet Kune Do, and breaking it was completely trivial to him.
The first to challenge was Liu Zaishi, but when the members saw the props brought by the program team, they all burst into laughter, and there was only a lone tile on the two bricks.
"Hey!" Liu Zaishi also couldn't cry or laugh, looked at the show and said, "Do you look down on me like this?" If you only have one piece, even kindergarten children can easily do it! ”
“oppa! You shouldn't be worried that you won't be able to break it! Lee Hyo-ri was beating a side drum on the side.
Liu Zaishi was embarrassed, didn't speak, walked to the front, put on gloves with care, looked a little nervous, and aimed his fist at the tile for a long time, refusing to fall.
"Isn't it okay to directly announce the failure of the challenge in Brother Shi?" Li Junxi suddenly said, "If you wait like this, the sky will be dawn!" ”
Liu was dissatisfied when he was in Shi Deng: "Junxi! How can you say that about your own brother! ”
Lee Hyo-ri stood in front of Lee Jun-hee, looking impatient: "Hurry up!" Hurry up! oppa! How long do you have to prepare!? ”
When Liu Zaishi faced Li Xiaoli, he has always been an absolute weakling: "It's okay right away!" Right away! ”
Finally, when everyone's tolerance limit reached the extreme, Liu Zaishi finally shouted, and then soared into the air, his fist straight down, and with the help of his body's strength, he hit an earth-shattering cone cannon.
Boom!
"Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~h
With a miserable scream, I saw Liu Zaishi lying on the ground with his fists in his hands, and kept wailing, and none of the members paid attention to him, and looked at the lonely tile, untouched, unharmed.
What's going on?
Everyone crowded to the camera, looking at the replay, and after watching it. They all burst out laughing, and no one sympathized with Liu Zaishi, who was still holding his fists and looking pitiful.
It turned out that Liu Zaishi's strength was very great, but the accuracy was really poor, and he didn't concentrate the tiles with a fist, but had a close contact with the bricks, if it didn't hurt, it would be a strange thing.
“oppa! What else can you do!? ”
Liu Zaishi clenched his fists and wailed: "Filial piety! I'm hurt, can't you comfort me? ”
Lee Hyo-ri didn't even pay attention to Yoo Jae-seok. Hugging Gu Hara's shoulder, he said, "Hara! See? This is the most useless man.,If you're looking for a boyfriend in the future.,You must use it as a reference in Shi Oppa.,Just find a man who is completely opposite to him.,You can definitely rely on it for life! ”
Liu Zaishi's physical blow was strong enough, but he had to suffer the impact of Li Xiaoli's words, and those who squatted on the side were about to cry.
Who knows, and then Lee Hyori came with an even more ruthless sentence: "I really don't know what Jing Eun Oni likes about him, why did he ruin his life!" ”
Lee Hyo-ri's words are extremely sharp. Liu Zaishi was hit with a lot of holes, but everyone else was going to laugh and pee, and the war between the brothers and sisters of the people was too enjoyable.
Liu Zaishi squatted aside to heal his injuries, and Li Xiaoli honestly and unceremoniously took over the heavy responsibility of hosting: "Okay! Next up is ~~~~~ Faithful Oppa! You can go up and hit it casually! ”
It was originally full of momentum. Yin Zhongxin, who was about to appear on the stage with his arms raised, suddenly lost his momentum, and looked at Li Xiaoli with a pair of small glasses: "Xiaoli! How can I say that I am also a senior in the music industry! Can't you save me some face? I'm not the same as that useless man in Jae-shi! ”
Who knew that Lee Hyo-ri didn't even pay attention to it. An impatient look: "Go! Go ahead! It's going to be cut out anyway! ”
Boom!
Crowd pouted!
The footage of Yin Zhongxin's breaking was not edited out in the end, and after watching him successfully break a tile, he actually shamelessly raised his arms and shouted in celebration. The members were speechless.
After the old man's mat game is over, the next step is to enter the real drama, starting from Jin Xiulu, the tiles have been increased to ten, and Jin Xiulu, who eats porridge overnight, lives up to his title of the big demon king, accompanied by Bruce Lee's roar, ten tiles were smashed by his fist and torn apart.
Lee Tianxi, Brian, and Dacheng, who came on the field next, challenged ten tiles, all failed, and then it was Lee Junxi's turn to play.
"Jun-hee! Let's show off your arm muscles! Lee Hyo-ri suddenly blushed and proposed.
Li Junxi was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know what the eldest sister was going to do, but he still rolled up his sleeves, revealing his strong arms, especially the biceps, which were very strong, and even Jin Xiulu looked at it with envy.
"Jun-hee looks quite thin, I didn't expect my muscles to be so strong!"
The three female members of the family were already screaming.
There is no doubt that Lee Jun-hee broke it easily, stronger than Kim so-ro's destructive type, and some of the top tiles were almost all powdered.
Next, the number of tiles kept increasing, and the competition between the two people also fell into a state of anxiety, and finally when it increased to fifteen, Jin Xiulu couldn't help but complain.
"Yikes! Jun-hee! Anyway, I'm also a senior! Can't you just release the water and let me win it directly? Jin Xiulu actually played a trick.
Everyone laughed when they heard this, no one expected that Jin Xiulu's sense of victory and defeat was so strong, and in order to win, he actually had to let Li Junxi open the water.
"Brother Xiulu! Do you really want to win that way? Yoo Jae-seok finally found a chance to speak.
"Show the road! This is Junxi, not Tianxi! Yin Zhongxin was also knocking on the side.
Li Tianxi stood aside and smirked, obviously seeing Jin Xiulu deflated, Li Tianxi, who had been suppressed for a day, was very happy.
Who knows, Jin Xiulu immediately aimed the muzzle at him: "Tianxi! What can you do? No matter how you say it, he is also an actor, and he is compared to Junxi no matter what he does! ”
Then Kim so-lu pulled Lee Jun-hee aside again, and blatantly threatened Lee Jun-hee that he must release the water: "Jun-hee! Let's make a discussion and let my brother win once! ”
The bed is related to the self-esteem of this family member, and everything else can be allowed, how can this be made: "Brother Xiulu!" I'm going to survive too! Let's use our strength to decide the winner! ”
In the final battle, Kim so-ro only broke fourteen tiles, and Lee Jun-hee went up and easily punched down, and the tiles were once again torn apart and destroyed.
So. Lee Jun-hee deservedly got the first place in the male bed ranking, and the first place in the previous issue, Lee Tian-hee, fell to the fifth position.
Liu Zaishi, who was in the last place, also muttered smugly: "Tianxi! You're only a little better than me and my faithful brother! It really doesn't look very reliable! ”
After the ranking of the male members ended, it was the turn of the female members, and Lee Hyo-ri and Park Ye-jin worked very hard, but they were overshadowed by Goo Hara's sudden explosion of ability.
A fart dance floated in front of the male guests, causing bursts of cheers, and even Kim so-ro, who is known as a fan of Girls' Generation, screamed.
When she finally came to Li Junxi, the little girl was still energetic, but she was pushed aside by Li Junxi with a slap on her head.
“oppa!” Gu Hara held her head and looked at Li Junxi aggrievedly, "How can you hit a girl's head casually!" Such a man is completely unreliable! ”
Goo Hara said. There was also a sly light in his eyes, which made Li Junxi faintly feel that something was wrong.
The members of the family also condemned Lee Jun-hee, and even Lee Hyo-ri and Park Ye-jin sided with Goo Ha-ra, but the one who had just arrived was unanimously deprived by the three female members and fell directly to the last one.
Kim so-ro, who was lucky enough to get one, rushed to the center of the courtyard excitedly, raised his arms, and shouted, "Kara! I love you! ”
But before Kim so-ro finished being proud, Lee Hyo-ri and Park Ye-jin, who were neglected, quit. Jin Xiulu's hand has not been hot, and it has become seventh.
Dacheng pointed to himself: "Won't I become one?" ”
Dacheng is much smarter than Jin Xiulu, and bowed ninety degrees to the three female guests: "Thank you very much!" ”
Li Junxi watched from the sidelines and said dissatisfiedly: "Dacheng! You're a bigbang! ”
Dacheng smiled proudly: "Brother! Didn't you say that? I'm going to survive too! ”
In the end, the bed ranking of male members was completely turned upside down. Yoon Chung-shin and Yoo Jae-seok, who were lucky enough to squeeze into the middle circle, cheered, while Lee Jun-hee and Kim so-ro, who were originally the most reliable men, could only cry speechlessly.
The ranking of female members continued, and finally Yoo Jae-seok suggested that each member should confess a paragraph to touch the hearts of the male members. As a result, Lee Hyo-ri's threatening confession made the male members shudder, and Park Ye-jin's coquettish confession gave everyone goosebumps.
In the end, it was Goo Hara's turn. I saw that the little girl first brewed her feelings, and when she raised her head, her expression changed, and she couldn't help but feel pity: "I'm very happy to come to the family, this is a very important exercise opportunity for me, usually I'm very small among the members of kara, singing skills are not as good as Zhiying, dancing is not as good as Nicole, cute is not as good as Shengyan Ernie, beautiful is not as beautiful as Quilioni, after coming to the family, the two Ernnies I met are also excellent so that I can't find a sense of existence, although very small, But I still hope to be cared for by my seniors. ”
As he spoke, looking at Gu Hara's appearance, tears were about to fall.
Li Junxi resisted the urge to laugh, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "This girl is really not joking!" The acting is also too good! It looks like the plan to get Kara fully developed is going to be ahead of schedule! ”
Obviously, the other male members were moved by Goo Hara's performance and comforted Goo Hara vigorously.
"Hora! The acting skills have broken through again! Even I'm going to be compared to you! ”
Lee Jun-hee's words ruined all the atmosphere that Goo Hara had worked so hard to create, which made Goo Hara very dissatisfied.
“oppa! How can you say that about me! I'm very sincere! ”
Probably in order to save the damaged support rate, Goo Hara danced hard again, which caused everyone to laugh.
When the final ranking was made, Goo Hara still got everyone's love and got one, and Lee Hyo-ri, who threatened to confess, unfortunately fell to the last place.
At the end of the shooting, Liu Zaishi couldn't help but sigh to Lee Jun-hee: "Jun-hee! Hara's talent for this child's artistry is really not a joke, if you have the opportunity, let her be on more variety shows, it will help Kara's popularity! ”
Lee Jun-hee also happens to have this idea, maybe he can really let Goo Hara be a regular member in a variety show.
After a night of speech, in the breakfast Q&A session the next day, the "ignorant" Lee Jun-hee once again topped the list.
"Jun-hee! Who are you going to do this time with? ”
As soon as Yoo Jae-seok's words fell, all the members instantly lowered their heads, their eyes dodged, and Park Ye-jin was lying on the corridor, coughing non-stop, looking like a critically ill patient.
"Ye-jin! I'll let you go this time! Then ~~~~~~~~" Lee Jun Hee looked at Gu Hara.
Park Ye-jin, who was let go by Lee Jun-hee, was immediately resurrected gracefully on the spot, but Goo Hara fell to the ground with her arms trembling and lifting: "Oppa!" I did love to help, but ~~~~~~~"
"Alright! That's you! "Before Gu Hara could finish speaking, Lee Jun-hee had already decided!
The crowd laughed when they saw this, and then ran back to the house like the wind, closed the door and went to sleep again.
Gu Hara looked at Lee Jun-hee with a messy look, and said with a bitter face: "oppa!" Does it really have to be like this? (To be continued.) )