Chapter 299: Prelude to the Mid-Autumn Festival and Starvation into the Underworld

Mid-Autumn Festival, except for the New Year, the most lively day in the ancestral house, should even be more lively than the New Year, the side family led by the uncle of the New Year is at most to come to worship the ancestors and worship without even eating and rushing back overnight to celebrate the Chinese New Year's Eve, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is a family around to eat a meal, but unfortunately the people who eat with us are not collateral living people, but the dead people of the family who can live in the Hades Mansion after the death of the successive families, it sounds very majestic, but this meal is extraordinarily eaten, because we are going to the Hades Mansion to eat the Hades feast.

As the name suggests, the feast for the dead, of course we can't eat it if we are the living, but the Han family's feast is special, not so much for the dead to eat, but for the fairy family, which is specially made to serve the queen snake.

Because my birthday is November 13 of the solar calendar, and it is October 11 of the lunar calendar at that time, so naturally I can't catch up with the Mid-Autumn Festival, so I didn't have the Mid-Autumn Festival in the first year, and the second year was ...... The queen snake taboo two, the Mid-Autumn Festival grandpa forgot because he was busy, and the queen snake did not send anyone to notify, so the next year I have to celebrate my birthday, grandpa suddenly remembered that the Mid-Autumn Festival forgot to live...... This year is the third year, when Cao Jun and I went to change offerings to the hall, the incense burner obviously no one touched it, but they overturned a group of spirits around to grab the incense ash and put out five Chinese characters 'Mid-Autumn Festival into the Hades House' and because of these five words, Cao Jun and I didn't dare to move for a long time, and the Mid-Autumn Festival went to the Hades House? Isn't that looking for death?

Fortunately, grandpa saw us standing in the hall for a long time and didn't move to ask, Cao Jun said the words on the ground, grandpa not only was not afraid, but also happily said that he took us to find new clothes.

"Master, you were stupid by this word. Are you going to look for a shroud? Don't you often say that people and heaven are self-defeating? ”

"I said that, but if you want to go, I can take you there, and it's really hard to say whether this dress is a shroud or not. Do you like to wear it or not! Grandpa was probably angry with Cao Jun, so he left this sentence and left, because I didn't spend the Mid-Autumn Festival in the underworld, and I was a complete layman and didn't know what to prepare, so I glanced at Cao Jun and quietly followed my grandfather to see what my grandfather was going to do.

In some places, the festival customs are about July 15 to 14, August 15 to 16, the first month of the 15th busy year, and the 8th to the 15th. Anyway, it's a slip of the tongue I saw in my grandfather's book. The fifteenth day of the first lunar month is the time when the yang energy is the heaviest, so during Halloween, you pick this day to burn paper for the ghosts. They don't dare to take it after they burn it, and the Mid-Autumn Festival people have to avoid reunions when the yang energy is the heaviest, otherwise the yang energy is strong and the people will add fire to the yang, and it is common to collide with taboos. As for the fifteenth day of the first month, it seems that it is not out of the first month, that is, there is no taboo in the new year. If you like to eat glutinous rice balls every day, it's okay to be happy.

Today is August 14, but Grandpa has already begun to rummage through boxes and cabinets to prepare the clothes to be worn the night after tomorrow.

"Master, what are you looking for?"

"Looking for shrouds!"

"I was joking, Master, don't be angry."

"Did I say I was angry? The underworld house is only for the dead to enter, you can't enter without wearing a shroud and painting dead makeup, and tomorrow is the best time for the yang to be heavy. So dress both of you as dead before it gets dark. ”

"Master, don't you have to go?"

"Who is out there to pick up the housekeepers? I've got a few old friends who come to visit me. ”

"Master. Is what you're saying true? "Cao Jun is now completely confused by his grandfather's words, just the two of us enter the Hades Mansion, and the combat effectiveness is almost the same as the scum, and we will not be killed by the ancestors of the Hades Mansion if we enter.

"Yes! Because only the two of you saw the invitation, I didn't! So ask for more blessings. After Grandpa said this, we realized that this was the naked, naked, naked revenge arranged by Grandpa!

"Master, both of us are just children, and if we don't know anything, we will be bullied if we go in." Cao Jun and his grandfather inked about not going to the Hades House, and I went into the kitchen alone to find food, regardless of whether I went to the Hades Mansion tonight, I would talk about it after I was full, but the Mid-Autumn Festival in the Hades House was actually the fourteenth, which really surprised me.

Just when I was happily eating last night's leftovers in the kitchen, my grandfather actually found me and lifted me out of the kitchen, "It's time to eat a big meal in the evening, and now you and Cao Jun not only have to go on a hunger strike but also drink water to clean up the waste in the stomach." ”

"What about you, grandpa?"

"Me? I don't go to the Hades House, I can eat as much as I want, I think about eating sweet and sour pork ribs at noon and vinegar at night...... What's good? Come to think of it, I'm going to go grocery shopping this afternoon. Grandpa looked up at the sky and meditated.

"Master! You're enough! Candles, let's run away from home! "Cao Jun snatched me from my grandfather and was about to take me away, but both of us were dragged into the bedroom by my grandfather.

In the bedroom, Cao Jun and I each had a set of robes and costumes on the bed, although they were simpler than the clothes I wore when I was a sedan chair boy for the fox, but they were definitely no less cumbersome than that set of clothes.

"Grandpa, are we going to wear it?"

"Well, I'll help you two paint dead people's makeup in a while, this mansion is not a place you can go to if you want to!"

"Then we're not going!" Cao Jun directly denied his grandfather's words.

"Not going? You're thinking too simply, aren't you? There is no option not to go to this one! "Grandpa's words are now a holy decree, after we were forced to put on clothes, grandpa began to touch Cao Jun's face with a white face, and soon Cao Jun's face was snow-white and he couldn't see dead or alive at all, and then grandpa wiped Cao Jun's red face and red lips with cinnabar and water, and then used the ash at the bottom of the pot to smear Cao Jun's eyes with black circles.

"Let's live! You're not allowed to go anywhere until that set of things on your face is done! Just stay here. "Grandpa arranged Cao Jun and then arranged for me, although I tried hard to hide in Tibet, I was still painted as a ghost by my grandfather!

"You are not allowed to eat, as for drinking water, I will feed you with a spoon if you want to drink, but you must not make up for it, otherwise you will not return at night!" Grandpa swore that I was dizzy from hunger, not to mention that it was morning, let us be hungry from morning to night, and wait until the banquet to not embarrass grandpa? But Grandpa let us starve like he didn't care, and it seems that this dead man's meal is not delicious.

Midday...... Cao Jun and I were hungry with our chests against our backs and smelling the smell of rice coming from next door.

"Do you smell it? It's really sweet and sour pork ribs! ”

"I smell it, and there is rice, and it is steamed Northeast rice!"

"I also smell tomatoes and eggs."

"There's fungus in there!"

"Yes! Your grandfather is such a waste of eating two dishes for one person. ”

"yes, it smells so good!"

"Not good! Your grandfather fried the large intestine! ”

"Well, it tastes disgusting!" Originally, Cao Jun and I were so happy to smell it that we almost broke down the wall and went to the hall to eat, but suddenly smelled the smell of chili pepper intestine, which was really enough! Instantly sent the saliva back of the two of us, the smell is really unforgettable, but the more stinky the smell, the more I like to revolve around you, the more I don't want to smell it.

"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued......)