Chapter 224: Threats and Unexpected Reversals
"What can you do if you feel distressed? You can't touch me, I naturally can't see you, my grandson has experienced more serious illnesses and disasters since birth, but I'm not afraid of anything, if today is really his destiny, I will never stop it, you can toss as much as you like, but you will leave a whole corpse for him! ”
"Why? Why should I be at your mercy, my captive? Naturally, Ji Ji didn't listen to his grandfather's words, but poked my face with his index finger more provocatively, cutting my cheek, and the fingers of Ji quickly withdrew as if they had touched a charcoal fire.
"It hurts, doesn't it? My grandson is a specific person chosen by the Queen's Serpent Immortal, and if you dare to touch him with your hands, you will be shocked by the wrath of the gods! The queen snake is an immortal who has coexisted with heaven and earth since Pangu opened the world, although she is sleeping, her ability is probably much more powerful than this Zhong Kui Heavenly Master! Grandpa smiled with satisfaction, as if he could see Ji's every move.
"Why is this happening? Or is this just a trick you played! Try him! "Naturally, Ji Ji sensed that there was something greasy in it, but he could only eat coptis dumbly, because he had no evidence to prove that this qiē was all a trick, and he really couldn't touch me.
"Second uncle! Second uncle! Why are you still at Uncle Han's house! The city called you again to report, and you have to help our village take off the hat of a poor village within next year! Just when the fox used the village chief's body to walk towards his grandfather step by step, the big stupid cow didn't even knock on the courtyard door and pushed the door directly.
"Second uncle, what do you see me doing, go quickly, you don't think I can notify you when it's over." The big stupid cow saw that the village chief was slow to move, and dragged the village chief's arm and left. The village chief is no longer the village chief, but a raccoon, a ghost who seems to have been very powerful, just like ordinary people, who is dragged by a big stupid cow and naturally wants to resist. The fox retracted the hand that was held by the big stupid cow, and a flying leg was about to kick the big stupid cow down to control it, but he didn't expect the big stupid cow to suddenly turn around and avoid the flying leg.
"Uncle Han, I forgot to ask you, are those tears useful? Originally, it was two bottles, but on the way back, it was like seeing a ghost, and everyone else crossed the street with a green light. When I crossed the street with the second uncle, it immediately turned red, and the red light was red, and it was half over anyway! The car waited and we passed, but at that moment the driver of a car lay on the steering wheel as if he was asleep, not looking at the road at all. rushed over to me and the second uncle, I was so handsome at the time, I pushed away the second uncle and was about to stop the car, I could forget that there was still a bottle of God's tears in my hand. An entire bottle was destroyed by a car. Pretending to be me, I flew, you may not understand, the bottle was in my arms at that time, the car rushed to the side of the road with the bottle, tears scattered on me, the bottle fragments have not pierced my stomach, do you say that I am blessed by the gods of all walks of life? Right, second uncle? The more the big stupid cow spoke, the more energetic he became, and finally he began to dance with his eyebrows. He told us the whole process of how he landed safely without dying, just when he turned around proudly and wanted the village chief to say a few words to him. The hand of the village chief of the raccoon control was just pressed on the chest of the big stupid cow.
"Second uncle, what's the matter? Oh, look at my memory, Uncle Han, this is where my second uncle touched my tears, and it's still a little wet, but I'll replace it after a while. The big stupid cow was still singing a one-man show stupidly, he couldn't see the inspiration and was super bad, and he didn't know what kind of danger he was encountering at this time.
"That's enough, what's the difference between this and playing monkey fun! Why don't you use your hand to dig out his heart! I obviously saw that my grandfather breathed a sigh of relief, his hand was behind his back and Cao Jun's hand was very close, as if he was hiding something, I even wondered if my grandfather used some charm to let Ji penetrate his body.
"Alas, Uncle Han, you're too capable, aren't you? Didn't you use a peachwood sword to control the candles and move around? "Grandpa originally wanted Cheng Ji to use a peachwood sword to sneak attack behind the big stupid cow when he focused all his attention on the big stupid cow, but the big stupid cow didn't speak early or late, but he spoke at this time, which made Grandpa's plan to sneak attack fail.
"Uncle Han, you are really, this is child abuse in the city with a candle like this! Sentenced to prison! Fortunately, I was the only one who saw it, otherwise it would have been a big problem. "The big stupid cow said stupid things, but he snatched me back directly from the hand of the fox, and pretended that it was effortless at all, as if he had taken me off the hook.
As soon as I landed on my feet, I threw myself into my grandfather's arms without even thinking about it, and my grandfather immediately hid me behind me and watched the big stupid cow's every move.
"It's a bit wicked, Master, it doesn't seem to be Niu Ben." Cao Jun also covered his face with his hands and observed through his fingers.
"You still need to say that his qiē is wrong, he can see it?" Grandpa analyzed with some uncertainty.
"I'm afraid it's impossible, he probably changed his soul." Cao Jun's hand was finally taken off his face, and another face fell off, and this time Cao Jun's new face was still as white as a dead man's face.
"Second uncle, don't be stunned, it seems that you should go home with me! The city is still waiting for you to have a meeting! The big stupid cow directly grabbed the village chief's hand and pushed it to the gate of the courtyard, the village chief suddenly fell to the ground unconscious, and a human-shaped cat face appeared behind the village chief, which was exactly the same as the posture of the village chief just now, and did not even move.
"Do you think all demons are so easy to destroy? How can you not introspect after being imprisoned for more than a thousand years? The abilities have been absorbed by King Zhong Kui, and he is still pretending to be a big-tailed wolf in front of me! Think you can still transform is powerful? Hehe, that's just my doppelganger just now! Isn't it better than you? Who still comes out with ontology now? Obediently follow me back to hell and suffer the sufferings of hell. "After hearing the theory of King Kui's doppelganger for a thousand years, this kind of thing came out of the mouth of the big stupid cow, I felt completely impossible, the ghost who was slapped to death by Ji Ji just now not only did not die, but also used his body to kill the demon and eliminate the demon? So where did he come from? is so powerful, will it show up because of a little ingots paper money? It should be that he is now completely like this, and he is completely not short of money.
"Hmph, I don't care who you are, it's three to one now, you still have a physical body, do you think you can win us?" Ji Ji has already put on a posture of attacking.
"Who said you have to win to bring you back? You say this as if King Zhong Kui directly won more than a thousand years ago and brought you back, and you didn't admit it if you were swallowed by others, it's really embarrassing for the ghosts! The big stupid cow suddenly lay on the ground, and the ghost just now stood up from the big stupid cow's body and showed his true body.
"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued......)