Chapter 0284 - The Store Is Coming
I have to say that the location of Zuixian Building is excellent, in the most prosperous area of Beijing, and it is very lively for people to come and go. It's just that the position where Drunken Spring sits is extremely remote, and everywhere he looks, there are all the faces of the drinkers who are either impassioned or drunk. Zuichun smiled self-deprecatingly, and suddenly remembered Cao Mengde's "Short Song Xing" of the Three Kingdoms: Life is geometric, and wine is a song. For example, the morning dew is shortly gone. Be generous and unforgettable. How to solve the worries, only Du Kang!
But if you think about it, Drunken Spring doesn't seem to have anything to worry about, life is short, like a white horse passing through a gap, it's just a rare confusion and timely fun.
The amount of drunken spring wine has always been very good, and today's mood is a little low, so I drank four or five taels more than usual.
I don't know if it's his delusion, but he actually felt that the hall in the building suddenly fell silent. He turned around and looked, he was surprised, where did all the people in the hall go just now?
He looked at it in confusion for a moment, then went back to drinking his own wine. What about them? I'll drink it myself first.
"Hey, what about calling you?" A gruff voice rang out.
Zuichun turned to look again and saw a lean man standing behind him. This man is no more than five feet, with a small face, small eyes, small mouth, short arms and short legs, like a dwarf cucumber that has not grown. Zuichun was slightly drunk, shook his head and spun around, squinted his drunken eyes, pointed at the man with chopsticks in his hand and smiled: "Which stone are you Sun Monkey jumping out of?" Dare it not grow? Go home and find a nurse to feed, this is a place for gentlemen to drink. ”
If he was more sober, Zuichun would not have spoken like this, he didn't even notice that although the man was small, he was wearing a high-quality red silk satin robe. And there were a dozen little guys behind him.
This man is obviously not an ordinary person!
was teased by Drunken Chun like this, and the man's face changed color. He was born most afraid of others laughing at him for being small. At this time, listening to the drunken spring drunken words and laughing, his face sank like a dark cloud pressed down from the sky. He waved his hand back, and the dozen little men stepped forward in unison, tightly surrounding the man.
The man's tone was arrogant with an order: "Are you blind?" I didn't see that the whole hall was wrapped by the master, and those with legs quickly rolled down for the master! ”
Even if he is drunk and open-minded, he can't stand his anger at this time, not to mention that he is still drunk to the realm of being drunk. You must know that it's okay if you don't drink alcohol in the drunken spring. drank wine, but the six relatives did not recognize the master. When Jiang Ning and Sanniang made a big fuss in the cave room before, didn't they just become a drunken King Kong?
Drunken Spring got up. He stared at the man with slanted eyes, and said upside down: "If you want to drink with the master, what are you?" ”
The shopkeepers on the side saw that it was not good, and they were afraid that a fight would start. Approach. Holding Zuichun and saying, "This master has drunk too much, I'll send my master down to sober up." ”
Zuichun shook off the shop, and scolded: "Go away, this master wants to compare the amount of wine with me, we just have a competition, what are you here to stir up, are you afraid that you won't give you money for wine?" What he has is silver. With that, he shook the blanket on his waist. The copper coins and silver ingots in Ren rang a few times.
The shopkeeper was thrown off by Zuichun and hit his back on the corner of the table. knocked a lot of green, thinking that his family and life mattered, he hid aside, and didn't dare to persuade again. Even so, the store was afraid that things would get bigger, so he still sent his men to find an official errand.
Drunken Chun swayed to catch the man, and said, "Come on, let's compare the amount of wine!" The man dodged, not wanting to be drunk, and the man fell to the ground with his head and fell into the mud.
Drunken Chun hurriedly pulled him: "Oops, why did you fall to the ground unsteadily?" Got drunk before you even drank it? ”
Obviously tripped by him, he came to pretend to be a good person. The man was angry and kicked Drunken Chun's hand away. Who knew that Zuichun was very agile, his eyes seemed to be drunk but not drunk, confused, staggered away, and accidentally stepped on the man's right hand at the place where he landed. The man squeaked in pain, his brows furrowed, and his expression was painful. Drunken Chun Wow screamed again and said, "This master, I can't help it, I accidentally stepped on your hand?" I'll get up now. With that, he twisted it twice.
The man's face turned white with pain, and he said with difficulty from his throat: "You guys, still not yet?" ”
This is for his men. The dozen small guys only cared about watching the battle from the side, and at this time, Fang Ting stepped forward and fought in a group of drunken springs.
Drunken Chun let go of the man, rushed left and right, turned upside down, and jumped out of the dozen small guys. His hands and feet fluttered, the tables and chairs around him either rose in the air or fell to the side, and the cups on the table crackled and fell to the ground. After a while, a large piece of open space was vacated.
Zuichun stood unsteadily, standing crookedly in the middle of the field, giggling and babbling: "You babies, do you want to come to ask for a glass of wine?" Come on, come on, it's a big place, come up and drink together. "He meant to let these little guys go together.
At first, the little guy was a little hesitant, he didn't know the depth of the drunken spring, and he thought that he had really met a drunk. When I saw Zuichun with three punches and two feet, hitting the table and hitting people vertically, but it was a hidden master, so I was vigilant. All the small guys surrounded Zuichun in the middle, and the little guys led by the tiger stared at Zuichun for a moment, then shouted and rushed forward. When the other little guys saw someone making a move, they also plucked up their courage and pounced on them.
It's a pity that they are just ordinary martial artists, how can they be compared to Drunken Chun? Besides, Drunken Spring relies on drinking to practice "drunk Arhat", and he usually has less than six successes, but after drinking, he has ten successes. When she had a hole with Sanniang before, Sanniang suffered a loss from drunken spring drinking.
Looking at it again, the little guys were just like tables and chairs, either falling to the ground or falling out of the window, oops, oops, screaming. Seeing that the more than ten little guys brought by the man all fell, the drunken spring was not yet finished, and the fight was in full swing.
The man had already gotten up from the ground, and seeing that the situation was not good, he quietly slipped aside and instructed the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper didn't dare to disobey the order, so he hurried downstairs and didn't know where to go.
In the blink of an eye, all the little guys brought by the man were knocked to the ground, and they all lay on the ground humming haha. Zuichun tilted his head, leaned on the chair, waved his hand and said to the man: "Come, there are only the two of us left, let's have two drinks." ”
The man moved over and saw the opportunity to say: "The amount of wine is very good, since the master wants Cai Ren to accompany the wine, Cai Ren will accompany the master to drink two glasses." With that, he turned to the shopkeeper and shouted, "Man, where are you shopkeepers?" ”
The guy was already frightened, and when he heard Cai Ren shouting, he hurriedly replied: "Shopkeeper, shopkeeper is below, and the little one will shout." ”
Cai Ren bowed down and stood opposite Zuichun, and said with a smile: "Ye Shao stay for a while, wait for the store to come up for a while, let the store clean up a table of good dishes, Cai Ren and Ye have two cups." ”
Zuichun snorted and said, "Okay, you're pretty well-behaved." ”
The sound of messy footsteps didn't sound like a person's voice. Cai Ren smiled more and more and said: "The store is here, come on, come on, Cai Ren will pour a glass of wine for the master first to suppress the shock." ”
Drunken Chun turned his back to the entrance of the building, at this time saw Cai Ren holding a toast, Fang was about to take the wine glass, at first glance Cai Ren smiled a little strangely, busy to turn his head to see, three or five sturdy men had tightly buckled his hands and feet from behind, and then, a rope was tied over, only to tie Zuichun into zongzi. (To be continued......)