It's really a matter of talent to cook badly!

Jiang An pinched his chin and carefully recalled the taste of Ye Zi's words, and quietly had a bad thought in his heart, but Ye Zi's perception was also very keen, and he directly waved the spatula and pounced, kicked Jiang An in the face, and directly kicked him out!

"Don't think about anything dirty, I'm going to cook, you wait!" Ye Zi said very sternly, and after speaking, he closed the kitchen door.

Jiang An rubbed his face, I really don't worry about this chick cooking, and I don't ask for anything, I just ask her to be able to distinguish between salt and sugar, don't let this meal poison herself, and don't burn the kitchen, these conditions are enough, and this condition is not low!

Went back to the room and put down the schoolbag, changed into loose pajamas, Jiang An was not in the mood to watch movies and TV, slowly walked to the kitchen, opened the door, and asked with a smile, "Is there anything you need help with?" ”

Ye Zi waved the spatula and chopped it down, almost didn't cut Jiang An's head, and said dissatisfiedly: "Get out of the way, it's very rude for you to peep like this, if you don't let go, I'll be angry, go quickly!" ”

Jiang An didn't have any way, he sat on the sofa with an uneasy mood, and recalled today's events in his head, about the demon lord who prayed for rain, if he could pray for rain, maybe it would be a good thing, after all, she was now an administrator, and if there was any accident, it would be better to deal with it, and it would also bring convenience to her side.

There is also the matter of the Demon Alliance, this organization really doesn't look very good, but if you can dig out a few talents from the inside, and then slowly disintegrate the Demon Alliance, then not only will you strengthen your strength, but Qing Nan's crisis will also be solved logically.

This is the best of both worlds, but the people of the Demon Alliance are concentrated in Yanjing, and there will definitely be no chance in the short term.

As for the Einsatzgruppen, this is the most important thing, but he doesn't have any access to the core people in it now, so he can only be considered for the time being.

The only thing that can be done now is probably to find the immortal master, this is a very good force, the ability is strong and they are all on the same front, although the number of immortal masters is scarce, but asking Zhijing or Ding Yu'er should be able to have some news, and it will be easier to deal with the corpse demon.

Jiang An was thinking about the future stability plan in the living room, and Ye Zi had unconsciously brought out the meal, and shouted loudly: "Big pervert - come and eat!" ”

Finally, is this time coming? Whether it is a delicacy or a harmful poison, all the questions are mysteries, and only if you taste it yourself, you can only know it, Jiang An broke out in a cold sweat, and walked to the table with an expression of sacrificing his life for righteousness.

Ye Zi was very expectant lying on the edge of the dining table, the scorched black on his face was washed off, although she was a little beauty with clear eyebrows, but it was a theorem that beautiful women did not cook well, thinking of this Su Tong, Jiang An couldn't help but cover his forehead, and he couldn't look back on the past.

I looked at the food on the table, rice, two dishes, both of which were very simple dishes, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and sliced pork with fungus.

"What's the matter, I think it's fine, what's the problem?" Looking at Jiang An's puzzled eyes, Ye Zi asked with some concern.

Jiang An shook his head, not that the leaves were too unpalatable, but it was a little beyond his imagination, although he hadn't eaten them yet, but these two dishes looked very normal, there were no abnormal objects, and the colors were bright and bright, if someone else served it, Jiang An would definitely eat it without hesitation, but he always felt a little uneasy, like the darkness before dawn.

"I'll taste it!" Jiang An decided to eat the rice first, very carefully put the rice in his mouth, chewed it, there was no peculiar smell, it was normal rice: "It's not bad, put less water next time, I'll taste this." ”

Jiang An looked at the scrambled eggs with tomatoes in front of him, if he talked about egg dishes, he must be an expert, and his girlfriends were exchanged for eggs.

Ye Zi looked at Jiang An very expectantly, little stars were about to pop up in his eyes, Jiang Ban put the egg in his mouth, fortunately, the first feeling was that he didn't want to kill people, Jiang Ban slowly tasted the taste of the egg, it looked like he was tasting the delicacies of the mountains and seas, in fact, it was just to be able to spit it out in time.

Well?

Jiang An frowned, took out a small object from his mouth, and saw it clearly with the help of the light, it was not poison, it was an eggshell!

Ye Zi scratched his head a little embarrassed, and the smile on his face was honest: "I'm sorry, this is an accident, it should be that I was a little nervous when I beat the eggs just now, and I didn't handle it well, it's all a trivial matter, how do you feel?" ”

Jiang An did not immediately make a speech, overall, although the meal was not delicious, but it was definitely beyond his imagination, although it could not be tasted with satisfaction, but it could already be classified as a "meal that can be eaten", this kind of progress is simply fast.

Jiang An tasted the remaining fungus slices again, it was not bad, there was no strange taste, except for some inexplicable saltiness, but this is a normal thing, Jiang An tasted a few more bites, it was a very good taste, and praised: "It's not bad, although it's not particularly delicious, but it's proud enough, but why are there some strange sweet and salty tastes?" ”

"Really?" Ye Zi picked up the chopsticks and tasted it, his eyes were closed to seriously experience the feeling, and explained: "This sweetness should be the taste of cereal, it may not be fully cooked, as for this salty taste, whether it will be the taste of coke or the taste of vitamins, I can't tell the difference." ”

Smack!

Jiang An was stunned for a moment, the chopsticks in his hand fell on the table, and the expression on his face froze, what did he just say?

Rolled oats? Coke? Vitamin?

Jiang An's cold sweat flowed down, his expression was very gloomy and terrifying, and he asked, "What did you just say?" Cereal Coke? You, you're not going to put those things in, are you? ”

Ye Zi nodded very naturally, and asked rhetorically: "What's the matter, isn't it, I think these things are quite delicious, don't you like to eat them, didn't you still have cereal for breakfast this morning, didn't you also drink Coke yesterday, and vitamins, didn't you tell me that that thing is good for the body, what's wrong, your face is so ugly, and your body is uncomfortable?" ”

Jiang An finally knew where his faint sense of uneasiness came from, it turned out that the root was here, this was a terrifying thing, on the surface this was a very ordinary meal, but I didn't expect there to be so many unknown substances in it, Jiang An felt that he had been deceived, and he knew why he didn't ask first, this is really the end.

"I don't have a fever, what are you staring at me for, isn't it delicious, I think it's okay!" Ye Zi also reached out and touched Jiang An's forehead, looking at Jiang An's cold expression, he couldn't help but retreat.

"You stinky boy, take your life!" Jiang An jumped up directly from his seat, rushed towards Yezi, pinched Yezi's neck with both hands, and shook the little silly girl's body vigorously: "You idiot, can you put those things in cooking?" Are you trying to kill me? Stupid!! ”

Ye Zi resisted very dazedly, his body trembling under the shaking of the riverbank, sticking out his tongue and rolling his eyes.

"Yes, I'm sorry, don't, don't shake it anymore, I don't know, ahhhh ”

Jiang An stopped and asked, "What compensation?" ”

Ye Ziqiao's face was flushed, she tried her best to calm her breathing, looked at the red eyes on the river bank and was a little afraid, her big eyes turned, and she pointed to her chest and said shyly: "Here, you seem to like it very much, let you let you touch it?" ”

Jiang An was stunned for a moment, looking at Ye Zi's chest, I heard it right just now, looking up at Ye Zi's face full of shyness and nervousness, it seemed that he heard it correctly, Jiang An felt that his nosebleed was about to flow out, and asked, "Really?" ”

Ye nodded, and his head was almost buried in his chest.

Jiang An swallowed his saliva, this compensation looks pretty good, some bargains, looking at Ye Zi's cute move of slowly closing his eyes, Jiang An slowly stretched out his hand, very nervous, sweat slowly spread on his face, and his palm was slowly approaching, approaching, still shortening the distance, and soon to contact the target.

Just when Jiang An's palm was only two centimeters away from Ye Zi's chest, Ye Zi suddenly opened his eyes and screamed very shyly, then his body took half a step back, jumped up quickly, and kicked Jiang An's neck directly.

Click!

Jiang An's senses were temporarily missing, only such a sound was heard, and then there was endless darkness in front of him, and his body rotated in the air three times in a row and finally fell to the ground, almost knocking over the coffee table in the living room.

Ye Zi covered her chest and panted and looked at the river bank on the ground, as if she had fainted, Ye Zi didn't dare to go over to check, she was feeling very nervous now, and trotted back to the room, and only a lonely unconscious person was left in the living room.

The morning sun was shining, Jiang An stretched out his hand in front of his eyes, opened his eyes vigorously, and then sat up slowly, how could he sleep in the living room?

Jiang An looked around very blankly, could it be that he was sleepwalking, how could he run to the living room, why did his body hurt so much, especially the neck part, it couldn't be a stiff neck, right?

Jiang An grinned and rubbed his neck what happened last night why he couldn t remember it at all he only remembered that ye zi was cooking in the kitchen with a scorched face and then

Then there was no then, I can't remember it all, Jiang An looked at the time, it was almost time to go to school, Ye Zi's room was still locked, and it couldn't be delayed, Jiang An hurriedly brushed his teeth and washed his face, then took a loaf of bread and went out, waited for Su Tong, and the two of them rushed towards the school together.

Along the way, I felt a sharp pain in my neck, it seems that I really sleepwalked last night, but why can't I remember what happened yesterday, it's so strange!

With full of doubts and puzzles, Jiang An came to the classroom, Luo Jia was still reading as usual, Jiang An had nothing to do, An An sat in his place and recalled what happened yesterday.

Jingle bells!

When the bell rang for class, the head teacher walked in with a book, looked at the students in the class, and said in a clear voice: "Students, starting today, there will be two new members in our class, everyone welcomes the two transfer students with applause!" ”