My neighbor's is pregnant!

Be all abroad.

I'm obviously asking you what school you're going to go to.

Are you particularly brain-dead?

How do you suddenly say that your neighbor's is pregnant? Your neighbor's is pregnant, what the hell do you have to do with me?

Listen to Qin Shou's words in your ears.

In an instant, several thoughts appeared in Yang Wei's mind.

Thinking about it, Yang Wei's face naturally changed.

Yang Wei ...... Oh, Yang Wei, are you thinking, why did I suddenly say such a thing, are you wondering, am I brain-dead? ”

Seeing Yang Wei's expression in his eyes, the corners of Qin Shou's mouth twitched: "Actually, some people are brain-dead, they don't read books carefully, they don't listen carefully to what people say, and they can't understand the meaning, so they rashly say that others are brain-dead...... However, if you think about it carefully, he is brain-dead, so his brain circuit is different from that of a normal person, and he has not carefully comprehended the meaning of the words, it is normal for him to think so. ”

A large paragraph of speech, Qin Shou said slowly and clearly.

Listen.

Yang Wei's expression changed, and his eyes burst with light.

"Forget it, let's get back to the point, otherwise, I feel that with your IQ, you will immediately think of other places."

Shrugging his shoulders, Qin Shou's eyes looked at Yang Wei tightly: "Were you thinking just now, my neighbor's is pregnant and your business?" ”

A smile was strong on his face.

was originally on the side, Ye Qingqing, who was also inexplicable.

After listening to Qin Shou's almost analytical words, he reacted, the corners of his mouth curled, and he immediately laughed.

"Huh-"

I have to say that Ye Qingqing is still a very disciplined sister.

As soon as she laughed, she hurriedly reached out to cover her mouth, thinking about it, because she didn't want to sting Yang Wei's self-esteem. It's really a rare good girl paper!

"You-"

Yang Wei finally reacted and stretched out his hand to point at Qin Shou.

"Don't worry, I'm not done yet!"

The smile on Qin Shou's face became even stronger.

Ignoring Yang Wei's guidance, he continued to speak: "At this time, do you think that I will turn a corner to answer your question about asking me what school I am going to go to? ”

Yang Wei's eyes shrank even smaller.

"Actually, though, I'm not trying to say you don't care."

The smile on Qin Shou's face was even brighter, like a blooming flower. (First of all, the so-called flowers here are not chrysanthemums, as a disciplined storage zài, it has never been used to depict people's smiles with blooming chrysanthemums.) Don't wait for Yang Wei to respond.

Qin Shou continued: "Actually, I just want to say that I suspect that my neighbor's pregnant dog has something to do with you!" ”

This discourse, this plot, can be described as a twist and turn.

"Hahaha-"

The moment the words fell, violent laughter suddenly erupted.

At first, this laughter only came from Bai Zhanfei, who had just approached.

Followed by.

Bai Zhanfei smiled and said: "Brother Shou, when did you speak with such connotations, do you mean, Yang Wei, this kid, is ...... Well, the sun is up with the next door to your house...... Hahahaha......"

At this point, Bai Zhanfei couldn't help it and continued to laugh.

"It's called a dog!"

"Hahaha!"

Most of the people who heard Qin Shou's words actually reacted.

However, at this time, there is Bai Zhanfei, a kid to lead.

In an instant, everyone around them burst into laughter.

Ye Qingqing on the side.

Although he had already covered his mouth, at this moment, it seemed that covering it had no effect, and laughter was transmitted.

And the laughter of the crowd.

Yang Wei's face was very difficult to look at at this time.

If you let Qin Shou find a word to describe it now.

According to Qin Shou's urine, Yang Wei was directly defined as a reaction after eating Rexiang.

Of course, Qin Shou at this time did not describe it.

Instead, he looked at Yang Wei in front of him with a smile.

"Laugh, laugh at what laugh, just say a word, is it really so funny?!"

With a flashing expression, Yang Wei finally couldn't help it and spoke out loud.

"Hah...... Yes, what are you laughing at, what's so funny?! ”

"Laugh a fart?!"

Seeing Yang Wei speak, the two doglegs finally spoke up.

Yang Wei seemed to be very dignified in the fifth class.

The voice fell.

An instant later, except for Bai Zhanfei and Ye Qingqing and a very small number of people who were still laughing, most of the rest couldn't help but laugh.

"I said Yang Wei, what kind of dog leg do you have to collect this."

Qin Shou looked around, and suddenly said: "This kid is actually laughing at a fart, you know, we are all laughing at you now, this dog's leg means-"

Didn't go on.

However, at this point, the words have been clear.

"Hahaha!"

"Laughing, really laughing!"

I couldn't help laughing, but in an instant, the atmosphere of Class 5 was detonated again.

"Viagra, I ...... I didn't mean that, I didn't say you were fart! ”

The dog leg who said that he was laughing was also brain-dead, and at this time, he looked at Yang Wei nervously and spoke with trembling.

It's okay not to say that.

As soon as he said it, even Qin Shou, who was full of discipline, couldn't help it.

"Hahaha-"

Laughter erupted, climbing to a peak again.

Yang Wei's face turned from white to red, then from red to blue, and finally from blue to black.

finally couldn't bear it anymore, Yang Wei looked at the initiator of this farce.

"Laugh and laugh, I'll make you laugh!"

Immediately, Yang Wei made a move angrily, pinched out a fist mark with his right hand, and hit Qin Shou in the face.

"You want to hit me?!"

Qin Shou tilted his head slightly, and let it go easily: "Haven't you heard of hitting people without slapping their faces?" ”

Bang!

As he spoke, Qin Shou pinched the fist mark with his right hand and struck forward.

There was a muffled sound.

Yang Wei took the punch hard.

Qin Shou didn't use much strength, just the so-called revenge with straightforwardness.

However, even so, the weak Yang Wei's figure shook suddenly, and at the same time as the red mark appeared on his face, the whole person fell backwards, and finally, his body involuntarily collided on the desk not far away.

"Qin Shou, you-!"

The dogleg reacted instantly.

Gritting his teeth, he waved his hand towards Qin Shou.

Qin Shou raised his hand, and another punch was imprinted on the dog's leg that was the first to react.

also didn't use much force, but this dogleg is like Yang Wei, it is completely a copy.

"Why are you beating me, don't you know the truth that a gentleman doesn't do anything?"

Glancing at the other dogleg, Qin Shou immediately looked at Yang Wei and the dogleg that fell out, with a look of hatred on his face.

"Is this a so-called slap in the face?"

Bai Zhanfei restrained his laughter and spoke.

And it's right now.

The classroom, which had been bustling with excitement and was completely filled with laughter, quickly became quiet.

"Beast, you dare to hit me?"

Yang Wei stretched out his hand and touched his face that had been marked red, stood up again, and looked at Qin Shou with a fierce look in his eyes.

"Slut Fei, you see I said that this Yang Wei is brain-dead, now you believe it, right?"

Qin Shou turned his head and looked at Bai Zhanfei.

"yes, yes, I think only a brain-dead would ask such a thing!"

Bai Zhanfei is not a bird Yang Wei, and cooperates with Qin Shou seamlessly: "This has been beaten, and you dare to beat me for such stupid things?" This kid has watched too much TV and brought himself into the role of a villain, right? ”