"Stinky tofu, your mouth stinks as your name!"

Tian Jingjing's mouth was very strong, and he beat me mercilessly.

However, in front of the girl, my skin was particularly thick, thicker than a twelve-story cutting board. Tian Jingjing is the first girl in my 20-odd years to make me want to get into the wrong. She is like a delicious dish that makes my mouth water. No matter what the cost, I'm done!

"Girls are always duplicitous, the smelly ones say they are fragrant, and the fragrant ones are smelly! Such duplicity is nothing more than trying to cover up the true thoughts in your heart. Unexpectedly, I want to cover it! Hahaha. "I laughed a lot.

"Stinky tofu, it looks like I should change my name to you tofu scum!" At an intersection, Jing quietly slowed down: "Which way?" ”

"Where are you going?"

I don't have a purpose, if I do, it's to eat a lot of quiet tofu.

"Go see your kennel!"

Quietly turned back and gave me a blank look, his face gloomy.

"Turn left, go forward 500 meters, turn right again 300 meters, go straight for 1,000 meters, and then tell you."

The urban village is like a labyrinth, the road is very complicated, the road is narrow and bends, and the road surface is potholes, which is a hundred times more complicated than the hole in the tunnel war. When I was looking for a house, I almost couldn't get out. For a week, I would go the wrong way every day. One day I was late because of this.

But now, I don't annoy such road conditions, but I like them very much. When I turned, I could lean on Jing Jing while I was in the swing. I can pounce on her when braking hard. Such a great opportunity has finally come.

"Stinky tofu, let's open it!"

After crossing the intersection, the car was quietly stopped.

If I open it, will you be able to escape the fate of being eaten by me? Tian Jingjing, hum! No, if I did, she would sit far away, and I wouldn't have a chance at all.

"Your car, or you drive well, I understand its temper." I was afraid that the reason was not sufficient, and I added: "Besides, I've never driven an electric car, so I'm a little scared." ”

"A big man, he can't even drive an electric car, it's not promising! I'll teach you another day! ”

He glanced at me quietly, a look of disdain on his face.

It's true that I haven't driven an electric car, but it's not like I can't drive it, right? Hehe.

Horn ——!

Suddenly, there was a shrill horn behind him. I looked back and looked, Dad, the front of a BMW X6 was almost on my back! Jingjing is already very close, and there is still a three-meter-wide road on the left, why doesn't it go? Just grab the road with us! Chengxin can't get along with us?! When I turned around, this guy not only did not relent, but the horn sounded louder and longer.

I was on fire and looked up. A pig-headed pig-brained poked out of the car window and sneered at me. Huang Zhong, it turned out to be this guy!

"Yo, I just got entangled with a beautiful young woman last night, and today I'm hooking up a stunning girl again. Tofu, you're good. ”

Huang Zhongzhong* smiled, with a face that was not beaten.

I'm not interested in women, no matter how beautiful and charming she is, she's just an apple that has been eaten. And such an apple is stained with other men's saliva. Not to mention picking up food, even when I see it, I feel disgusted. The lady has a good face, a beautiful waist, and a very rich charm, and the men who have seen her, whether they are men or boys, will have dull eyes and drool. But in my eyes, she is just a broken flower. Huang Zhong pulled me and her together, it was an insult to me!

"Shut your foul mouth!"

I roared.

Huang Zhong laughed, retracted his head, turned his head, and walked away.

"Tofu, you can't afford to mess with this kind of scum, so you should bear with it in the future." Quietly admonished.

Yo ho, I just yelled at him, was it too much? And she has already made a ruthless move, in the beauty bar, she beat the scum to the ground. Gods may do what cattle may not? Really!

"Tofu, listen to me." Before I could theorize, Jing Jing added another sentence.

"Okay."

I was not convinced, but I agreed. After all, it's for my own good.

What's so scary about him?! Isn't it just a little more meat than me! Could it be that his father is Li Gang?! Cut! Actually, Huang Zhong and I don't have any troubles, and he doesn't seem to have any ill will towards me. After he was quietly kicked at the bar, he didn't turn his anger on me. Usually, when he talks to me, he is also giggling, heartless. In my eyes, he is not a narrow-minded person.

When he goes to work, whenever he sees a customer who is a little beautiful, he can't forget to point out to me and want me to share his happiness. It's just that I have different interests than his. When it comes to women, he has a unique taste. He prefers women who have been married, saying that such a woman is like a ripe apple, which has a taste. And a girl who has never been married is like a green apple, only bitter, no sweetness, he doesn't like it.

Usually, when he talks to me, I respond politely and never express my opinions. Therefore, he did not know much about my interests and hobbies, so that when the noble lady talked to me, he was always sour and sour on the side.

The quiet electric car turned around and finally stopped in front of a bungalow. It is a small alley, less than two and a half meters wide, and the ground is paved with stone slag and dirt. At the end of the alley, it's my nest. The alley consists of two rows of bungalows, with twenty-five bungalows on one side. In the middle is a public restroom, part-time bathing. Next to the bathroom, there is the communal kitchen. I had to take care of the bathroom every day, and the kitchen, I never went in.

The bathroom is very narrow, just one square meter. Fourteen families brushed their teeth, bathed, and lazahed, all in it. The kitchen is slightly wider, about two square meters in size. The residents here, except for me and a lonely old man who picks up garbage for a living, are all dragged with their children, and some even live in the same house for three generations.

Every morning and evening, there are complaints and quarrels here. The landlord turned a deaf ear, he was used to it. Only when he heard the sound of help, would he poke his head out of the fifth-floor window behind the bungalow opposite and yell: "Hit the street, what are you arguing about?!" ”

"Ahh

The door opened, and suddenly two big rats sprang out, and Jing Jinghua was completely frightened.

"Stinky tofu, you can live in this kind of place, it's really hard for you." Quietly hiding behind me, he said, "Hmm——! What does it taste like? It stinks! ”

Hehe, Miss Qianjin, it's rare and weird. The house is about four square meters, and in the corner near the door are the buckets and toothbrushes that I use for washing every day. Next to it is a bucket of pure water, which is all it takes to brush your teeth, wash your face and drink. The largest in the house was a bed Simmons, which was uneven, and it was the only piece of furniture that the landlord provided to me. I bought a straw mat and spread it on it, and I settled down.

A small four-legged stool in front of the bed cost me ten dollars. On the stool, there is a bowl of fast food noodles. The bowl was half-lid and half-open, and the edge of the bowl had been bitten by rats in two large bites, and flies and flying insects were coming in and out. Oh，mygod！ This is the leftover fast food noodles I ate at noon last night, and I haven't cleaned them up yet.

I lunged up, grabbed the bowl, and then turned around and quickly rushed out of the room. When I threw away the fast food noodles and came back, I stood quietly outside the door, covering my nose and staring at me with green eyes. Dizzy! Shame on you!

"You don't have anything of value in this house." Jing Jing glanced at the messy clothes on the bed a few times, and sneered: "Stinky tofu, go and ask the landlord to get the deposit back, pat your ass and leave." ”

"Really want to move? I don't have any money. I shook my head and didn't move.

The rest of the rent is not much, and the landlord can't return it to me, but the deposit is a thousand yuan. I signed a one-year contract with my landlord, and now I am moving out before the month is up, can he give me back the deposit?

"Stinky tofu, it may be a blessing that you cultivated in your previous life, so that you will meet a noble person in this life! My cousin Bodhisattva, seeing that you are pitiful, decided to let you move to her villa and not charge you a penny of rent. ”

Seeing that I was embarrassed, I finally came up with the truth.

Haha, this isn't luring a wolf into the house?! I was so ecstatic that I almost burst into laughter. Now, not only do I get rid of the monthly rent, but I also move in with beautiful women day and night. Hey, I don't know what blessings I cultivated in my previous life, but I met such a good girl in this life.

"You're looking for a free bodyguard, right? In the barren mountains and mountains, there is no one at night, and you are afraid. ”

I ruthlessly exposed Jingjing's intentions and winked at her.

"I never do anything bad, even in the middle of the night, I'm not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door! What am I afraid of? Cut! ”

Jing Jing stiffened his mouth and refused to admit it.

"Tian Jingjing, even if you are not afraid of male ghosts, you are also afraid of perverts, right?" With that, I made a flying kiss gesture: "Poof! It's true? Pretty girl, we're going to live together?! ”

I looked at Tian Jingjing mysteriously, my eyes full of ambiguity. If she nodded shyly now, and collapsed into my arms, I would be unceremonious, and I wouldn't care about the eyes of others. At some point, we've been stared at by dozens of pairs of eyes.

Jing Jing saw everyone watching, very embarrassed, pulled me into the room, closed the door: "Stinky tofu, you listen well." I solemnly warn you, don't beat my idea, we live in different rooms, you live in the house next door to me, and you are at my disposal at any time! ”

I looked at her with a stern look on her face and smiled: "Since you want to ask me to be your bodyguard, you should show a little sincerity." ”

I rubbed my thumb and forefinger together a few times to make a gesture to count the bills.

Quietly snorted, couldn't help laughing, pointed at me and said, "You? Just with your thin arms and legs, be my bodyguard?! Forget it, I don't know who protects whom! "Anyway, compare my arm with hers, and come closer to me, and compare myself with me.

Tian Jingjing, who was wearing flat shoes, was actually as tall as me. Hehe, we happen to be a flat-headed couple. If she wears twenty-centimeter heels like a noblewoman, I stand beside her and have to look up to see her face. High-profile beauty, I really can't climb high. Quietly, not tall or short, just right. We are a match made in heaven.

This article is from the book king novel