Chapter 132: Kung Fu Doesn't Come Home (Part II)
Ma Jinli took two steps back after being beaten, felt that his face was hot, and covered his face with his hands and looked at Zhang Wen angrily:
"You dare to hit someone, you dare to hit someone?"
It's so unexpected, Zhang Wen dares to hit him here, but it doesn't seem to be as fierce as the legend! Not a single tooth was loosened. Ma Jinli flashed this thought for a moment.
"You were clamoring for me to beat me, and so many people were watching! Helping others is the foundation of happiness, and I am very happy that you can get what you want. Zhang Wen pulled with his hand, and the people in this hall became his witnesses.
"That's it, aren't you begging someone to beat you?"
"If it were me, I'd be happy to help you!"
"Hey buddy, do you want to help? I'm playing louder than he is! ”
"Haha, the whole stupid B......"
Ma Jinli's face became hotter when he heard this, and even the back way to call the police was cut off, he was angry, he rushed to Zhang Wen's table, picked up a wine bottle and was about to pick it up, and used force twice, but found that the wine bottle that he was holding the bottleneck did not move at all, Ma Jinli looked back in surprise and found that the bottle was held in Fan Zhicheng's hand.
"You let go, or I'll beat you up!" Ma Jinli threatened viciously.
Fan Zhicheng snorted lightly, grabbed his wrist, and with a little force, Ma Jinli fell to the side in an extremely awkward posture, kneeling on the ground on one leg: "Yo! Yo! Yo! You let go, let go, you're going to break ......"
The severe pain made Ma Jinli's face flush, the green tendons on his neck flared up, the tip of his nose was sweating, he couldn't speak, and looked at Fan Zhicheng with pleading eyes.
"Get out!" Fan Zhicheng let out a low snort. Let go of your hand.
Ma Jinli hurriedly left the hotel, at this moment, Qian Yi's finger moved slightly, only Fan Zhicheng's eyes swept away, and he didn't even see Zhang Wen.
"The old five are mighty!" Zhang Wen sat down full of admiration, full of envy for Fan Zhicheng's kung fu: "When will my brother teach me this kung fu!" Especially the knife technique of cutting off the candle without falling down with three knives, I am very envious! ”
"Okay, learn from me for twenty years, I promise you to learn." Fan Zhicheng was proud in his heart, but he was still unfazed on the surface.
"Then I'm almost sixty years old when I'm done, and I still have a fart? Someone gave me a seat even when I got in a car. Zhang Wen was disappointed.
"Brother, he's dead work, it's useless, it's better to learn from me, you can get started in three months, and you can reach Dacheng in three years!" Qian Yi was a little disdainful of Fan Zhicheng's kung fu, he had also practiced, but he couldn't afford to endure the hardship, and now he can at most split a knife and turn the candle in two.
"Really, what is Brother Qian best at?" Zhang Wen was overjoyed.
"Two-finger Zen!" Qian Yi said mysteriously, and Fan Zhicheng snorted beside him.
"Hard Qigong? Can you get started in three months? "The chapter is a little incredible.
"Ahem, it's not qigong, it's all skills, it depends on understanding, and you can run fast with courage and care." Qian lowered his voice.
"You're still going to run, long jump?" Zhang Wen felt that something was wrong.
"Oh! Well, that's it. Qian held a wallet between his fingers and stretched out in front of Zhang Wen.
"Oh, thief?" Zhang Wen said angrily, and then looked at the wallet in Qian's hand so familiar: "Damn, this is mine, take it to you!" ”
"What words? The thief is also called the hand of the god. My family heirloom. Qian Yi was very dissatisfied with Zhang Wen's title.
"Whew! No matter if you are a thief or a thief, if you are caught, you won't all be beaten to death! Zhang Wen put his wallet back in his pocket, and by the way, pulled the chair away from this guy.
"No matter what kind of work, practicing to the extreme is art. Do you understand? I've learned so much that if I admit the second, no one will dare to admit the first. Qian Yi said ostentatiously.
Fan Zhicheng nodded this time and didn't refute, this third senior brother knows everything, but he is a little capable.
"I still appreciate the work of Lao Wu, and when he slaps down, he says that five teeth are five teeth when he spits out." Zhang Wen still worships strong force the most.
"Grass, I can easily do this little thing, and the strength in my hands is a little bit worse than that of Lao Wu." Qian Yiwei shouted.
"That's okay, that grandson just now, you go and collect five teeth for me, remember, it's a slap!" Zhang Wen stretched out five fingers and gestured.
"What's in it for you?" Qian Yi immediately asked.
"I asked Ji Qing to cook a table of good dishes, plus a jar of aged wine to accompany the marriage." Zhang Wen also made a bloody investment.
"Plus a pair of cloth shoes with mille-feuille soles, the same as my master." Money is really greedy enough.
"Deal! What if you can't bring it back? Or is it not a slap in the face? Zhang Wen also refused to suffer.
"You say!"
"Do something for me, of course, it's absolutely within your power." Zhang Wen played Xiao Jiujiu again.
"The night after tomorrow, get the banquet ready." As soon as the money is said, he will leave.
"A slap you want to take for two days? You're going to take him to have his teeth pulled, right? Zhang Wen asked in surprise.
"Hmph, I can be so casually finished, I have to turn out all his old bottoms, and then take out his wife's underwear, or the one I wear on my body, and return it to him in person." Qian Yi said obscenely and gloomily.
"Oh, that's professional...... Yes! No, underwear is not allowed to be stolen, his wife is my classmate! Zhang Wen was taken aback, don't be self-defeating, Mo Xinlan won't kill him yet. Hurry up and warn Qian Yi.
"I'm gone, remember, and a pair of cloth shoes." Qian Yi is really simple, just leave.
"Zhang Wen, I'll come the day after tomorrow, my shoes are size 42." Fan Zhicheng said without changing his face.
"The kung fu on your face is no worse than the one on your hand!" Zhang Wen looked at Fan Zhicheng.
"It's almost, sometimes I blush!" Fan Zhicheng said modestly.
"Day, it's a loss! ……”
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Ma Jinli was kicked out of the hotel, although he was very angry but there was no way, there were still a lot of things to do, he ran all afternoon, borrowed money from friends from all walks of life, and then greeted the original creditors, and lost his smile, today's face is really good, red fluttering.
"Jinli, when are you coming back? It's been a few days, have you bought the necklace I wanted? Ma Jinli received a call from his wife.
This is the reason why he and Mo Xinlan did not dare to mention remarriage after their fake divorce, because Mo Xinlan said before she got married that she didn't want children, and Ma Jinli thought it was just talking. Unexpectedly, Mo Xinlan really resolutely did not want children. The later plot is very old-fashioned. Now he has helped this wife buy a suite in her hometown, which is more than two hours away from SH and goes back for two or three days every weekend. Now this wife is a legally recognized legal husband and wife.
Gritted his teeth, bought the necklace that his wife had asked for almost half a month, and drove back, I suffered too many grievances and lost too many smiling faces today, and I really wanted to go back to find some comfort and pour some water by the way. Sure enough, it was very comfortable to go home, give the necklace to my wife, have a romantic dinner, and coax my almost one-year-old son, alas! What a warm day, why do you want to participate in any fundraising and lending, Ma Jinli regretted it very much. The couple fell asleep in a daze......
slept until almost ten o'clock in the morning, Ma Jinli was awakened by his wife's ultra-high decibel scream - the family has recruited thieves!
After going through it carefully, the necklace I just bought was missing. However, it is terrible to have something less, and something is even more terrible to have something more. The two videos are simply a live show of husband and wife life, which is not enough, at most it exposes a little privacy. The problem is that there is also documentary evidence of gift-giving over the years, as well as evidence of shady transactions that were kept for self-defense, all of which were copied and the originals taken upside down. Now I don't even have the courage to report the crime.
Ma Jinli lost his soul and went out of the house absentmindedly, ready to change the lock at home, although he knew that it was useless, he still wanted to rest assured. Drive to the side of the road not far from the mall and park the car, just park here, it's free.
"Good boy, I've been looking for you for a few days, and I didn't say anything about seducing my wife, and I kidnapped you here!"
Ma Jinli was a little puzzled, I don't know who this is talking about? Immediately after the collar was grabbed by someone, and he was scolded for splitting his head and covering his face, Ma Jinli reacted a little that he was scolding himself! Looking closely, this person was a little familiar, and suddenly remembered, and exclaimed: "You, you, you are not the ......" Before he finished speaking, he saw a big mouth hit his face firmly from far and near, and his brain was suddenly dazed, his eyes were full of stars, and he was short of breath and panicked. Fainted.
"Phew! You didn't pretend to be dead for me, slept with my wife, and cheated my wife's savings, oh, and this car is also my wife's! Qian Yi confidently carried Ma Jinli's neck, dragged him into the car like a dead dog, turned around and swept around the visitors, and said sadly: "I don't know what I did in my last life, when I met such a loser, I cuckolded Lao Tzu, and took all the money out of the family." That's my hard-earned money! No, you have to give me my money back! Everyone, come and make a way, mine take him with me, my wife will find it back, and ask for the money back......" Qian Yi drove out of the crowd watching the excitement.
I drove for almost half an hour, and finally stopped, and Qian ran to the back seat of the car as soon as he got out of the car, and put his head down in a daze, like shaking off the sack, shaking back and forth, and muttering: "1... 2 pcs....3 pcs...... 4 ...... Well? Nothing? ”
Still not giving up, his finger reached into Ma Jinli's mouth, and touched Ma Jinli's mouth like a veterinarian: "This animal is not young!" The teeth are also not good, the kidney is deficient, and premature ejaculation. Hey! There are really only 4 of them, hey! Kung Fu can't get home! Dynamics are not well understood. A pair of cloth shoes with mille-feuille soles flew! ”
Qian Yi drove depressedly and wanted to throw Ma Jinli to a place where no one was, drove to a small road, and suddenly saw a stall repairing cars and tires, Qian Yi's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his head and asked the young man: "Little guy, is there a vice?" Sell it to me! ”
"Only the old ones, do you want them?" The little guy asked embarrassedly.
"Okay, yes, why don't you just pull a tooth! How can anyone sell liquor? ”
"That side!"
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