Chapter 081: A Tooth for a Tooth
Zou Changchun's face softened when he heard this, and then he looked at Mu Shuang'er lovingly and said, "Xiao Mu...... What do you think? Now that this bastard boy already knows he's wrong, you can give him another chance! Well...... Since you have already had a relationship, it's better to get the certificate as soon as possible, so that this bastard can also take care of himself, and the two of you can be justified when you are together in the future, right? As for the official wedding, there is no need to worry, anyway, you are not big, so let the parents of both sides discuss it slowly after meeting! ”
This time, it was Mu Shuang'er's turn to be dumbfounded...... It seems that she is just casually coaxing, deliberately wanting to see Jiang Shaoyou eating turtles, why did she talk about getting a certificate for a long time? Can I get that kind of card casually? This...... Isn't this nonsense?
But Jiang Shaoyou didn't give her a chance to object at all, and immediately stepped forward while the iron was hot, and confidently reached out to Mu Shuang'er's slender waist and said, "Master, don't worry, I will definitely treat Shuang'er well in the future, and strive to let Shuang'er give you a big fat apprentice!" ”
was hugged by Jiang Shaoyou's big hand on his waist, and Mu Shuang'er was stunned at that time...... There was a sentence just now, Mu Shuang'er didn't lie, that is, she had never had a boyfriend, and her body, which made countless men salivate, had never been so intimate with any man.
And the more such a woman, the more sensitive her body will often be. sense, especially the sensitivity of Mu Shuang'er's body. Most of the sensibilities seem to be concentrated in this area. So, after being hugged here by Jiang Shaoyou's big hand, Mu Shuang'er suddenly felt as if her body had been electrocuted, and a feeling that made her tremble flowed all over her body, and then, the strength in his body seemed to be drained all at once, and he couldn't even stand steadily, and his legs were weak, so he leaned on Jiang Shaoyou's body......
Jiang Shaoyou thought that if he was so bold and reckless to rub the oil of the goddess in front of him, he was afraid that he would be immediately retaliated by the goddess, and he also thought of all kinds of countermeasures, but he didn't expect it...... After Mu Shuang'er was hugged by him, he didn't resist, didn't fight back, and even fell into his arms "with affection"!
What is this condition? Could it be that buddy, I am the legendary invincible love saint, as long as the king's domineering spirit is lifted, no matter how spicy the beauty is, he will immediately fall for it? Or maybe this spicy police flower has really been secretly in love with me, but he is embarrassed to take the initiative, and now when he is hugged by me, he immediately pushes the boat to his buddy?
Zou Changchun and Chen Baohua didn't know what kind of fame these two people were doing, seeing the little couple hugging each other affectionately, they couldn't help but laugh with relief, Zou Changchun said with satisfaction: "Okay...... If you want to be affectionate, there will be many opportunities after you get your certificate tomorrow, so let's go to our orthopedic hospital with Master first! ”
"Uh......"
Jiang Shaoyou was a little embarrassed to move his hand away from Mu Shuang'er's waist, and wanted to take two steps back to maintain the distance between him and Mu Shuang'er, but he didn't think that Mu Shuang'er at this time seemed to have no bones in his body, Jiang Shaoyou's body fell backwards as soon as she moved, it seemed that if Jiang Shaoyou didn't care, she would be able to fall to the ground.
I'll go...... This woman shouldn't really rely on me!
Seeing this, Jiang Shaoyou had to hug Mu Shuang'er again, and then smiled embarrassedly at Zou Changchun and Chen Baohua, and said, "Don't be surprised by your second elder...... Our family just likes to be spoiled...... Hey...... Let's go, let's get in the car! ”
Jiang Shao lobbied and took Mu Shuang'er with him on the Wrangler......
"Ah...... What did you just do to me! ”
It wasn't until Jiang Shaoyou had already driven away in the car that Mu Shuang'er, who was thrown by Jiang Shaoyou in the passenger seat, screamed violently as if he had just returned his soul, and then grabbed Jiang Shaoyou's clothes......
"Hey...... You won't be so sluggish! Jiang Shaoyou said a little speechlessly: "It's been more than half a day, and you actually started to call!" Well...... But the way you looked was really weird, not at all like the way you should be, and it feels much more normal now! ”
Mu Shuang'er shook Jiang Shaoyou's body vigorously, gritted his teeth and said, "If you don't talk nonsense, I'll ask you...... What did you just do to me? Why did I feel weak and dazed at that moment, and my body felt like an electric shock? Say...... Did you secretly drug me? ”
Jiang Shaoyou's eyes widened suddenly, and he squinted at Mu Shuang'er a few times inexplicably, thinking...... No way! This girl and I actually have the feeling of electric shock? Or is it still ...... When I hugged her little waist just now, I accidentally touched some acupuncture point in her!
Now Jiang Shaoyou already knows that in fact, there are really many wonderful acupuncture points on the human body, but they will only have an effect at a specific point in time, so ...... If he really accidentally touched a certain acupuncture point on Mu Shuang'er's body just now, it would not be impossible.
Thinking of this, Jiang Shaoyou couldn't help but look Mu Shuang'er up and down a few times, and subconsciously used his perspective ability......
Jiang Shaoyou's perspective ability can be adjusted freely, but every time he adjusts from shallow to deep, so ...... In Jiang Shaoyou's eyes, the clothes on Mu Shuang'er's body were the first to disappear, if Jiang Shaoyou wanted to check the acupuncture points on Mu Shuang'er's body, it was enough to deepen the depth of perspective a little more...... Of course, in this case, the surface of Mu Shuang'er's skin will also be seen through Jiang Shaoyou's eyes, and the whole person will look very weird and a little terrifying.
But...... Mu Shuang'er's figure was so "fleshy" that the moment the clothes on her body disappeared, Jiang Shaoyou's eyes suddenly straightened, his throat squirmed slightly, and he almost drooled!
I never get tired of looking at such a wonderful body! If you can really marry such a wife, you can do whatever you want in your arms every day, it's pretty good! Of course...... The premise is that this woman doesn't pull out a gun and kill people at every turn......
"Dead embryo, what do you see! Believe it or not, this girl shot you in the eyes of a thief! ”
Mu Shuang'er was really hard to move, as soon as she saw Jiang Shaoyou's eyes rolling around on her body, she immediately became angry, reached out to untie her clothes, and then pulled the pistol out of the holster and pointed it at Jiang Shaoyou's head.
Jiang Shaoyou's evil fire was immediately extinguished by the cold muzzle, and he hurriedly withdrew his gaze, sat down and looked ahead, and said, "I said Officer Mu, let's just pull out our guns without moving, okay?" What if that thing goes off fire? Even if there is any contradiction between us, it is also a contradiction within the family, there is no need to be so evil! ”
"Who...... Who is a conflict within the family with you! Mu Shuang'er said with a red face: "If you talk nonsense again, I ...... I really shot it! ”
Jiang Shaoyou smiled and said, "The two of us are going to register for marriage tomorrow, don't you see that you are a family?" Well...... After we get the certificate, do I do whatever I want...... See you're all right? ”
Jiang Shaoyou didn't mention that it was okay, but this Mu Shuang'er was even more angry in advance, and immediately angrily snapped the firing pin of the pistol, and said viciously: "Dead color embryo, who said that I want to register my marriage with you?" You go around talking nonsense and ruining my reputation, be careful that I really ......"
"I really shot me, didn't I?" Jiang Shaoyou reached out and grabbed the muzzle of the gun and put it on his temple nonchalantly, saying, "It's not a big deal...... If you want to shoot, you're good to go. As the saying goes, 'Peony flowers die, do ghosts...... What's that, being able to die at the hands of a stunning beauty like Officer Mu is also a blessing that I Jiang Shaoyou has cultivated for several lifetimes! So...... Beauty, you just shoot, don't be polite to me, maybe I will be killed by your shot, and I can still travel to the other world in a daze, what kind of hero is it! ”
Seeing that Jiang Shaoyou was not afraid of his gun at all, Mu Shuang'er suddenly lost his temper, snorted and withdrew the pistol into the holster, gritted his teeth and said, "Dead color embryo, how do you know that my gun is not loaded!" ”
Of course, Jiang Shaoyou can't say that he has a perspective eye, he has already seen through this, he just smiled at the moment and said: "How do I know if you have bullets in your gun, I just know that you have a deep affection for me, and you have already used my master's uprightness to force me to be responsible for you, how can you be willing to shoot me to death!" Right...... Wife? ”
After knowing that there were no bullets in Mu Shuang'er's pistol, Jiang Shaoyou became more and more open-mouthed when he spoke, anyway, this spicy police flower had already been offended by him, even if he said good things from now on, it would be too late to make amends, since this is the case...... Then it's better to take advantage of it a little more!
"Bastard, who is your wife, don't scream, okay?" Mu Shuang'er was really mad, the pistol couldn't scare Jiang Shaoyou, so she simply pinched Jiang Shaoyou's waist with two fingers like an ordinary woman, and then there was a 360-degree rotation, which hurt so much that Jiang Shaoyou couldn't help but scream "whoop......
"Okay, okay...... I was wrong, I shouldn't have called you wife...... Let go! Jiang Shaoyou's hands trembled under the severe pain, and he almost hit the car on the guardrail on the side, for the safety of his life, he could only save Rao spinelessly and said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... You have a lot of adults, spare the lives of small ones! Belch...... I'm still driving! You let go, otherwise something will really happen to this, and the two of us will really become mandarin ducks with the same fate! ”
"No, it's so easy to spare you!" Mu Shuang'er's strength in his hand was a little less, but he still refused to take it away from the soft flesh on Jiang Shaoyou's waist, and said a little unwillingly: "You called me a wife several times, and after taking advantage of me, it's okay to say sorry?" How can there be such a good thing in the world! If sorry is useful, what else do you want us police to do? ”
"Uh...... So what do you say! Jiang Shaoyou said helplessly: "As long as your request is not too excessive, I will obey you, okay?" ”
Mu Shuang'er tilted her head and thought about it, and said: "I have always liked to return a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye, since you have called me a wife several times, then I will call you husband a few times and take advantage of it...... Husband, husband, husband...... Haha......"
Mu Shuang'er called her husband a few times in one breath, and then checked it with her fingers, and found that she seemed to have called Jiang Shaoyou twice more, and immediately felt that she had taken a big advantage, and laughed proudly......
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