Chapter 166: Don't pretend to be garlic
I've only slept for one or two hours for two nights in a row, and my sleep is insufficient, and my body is overdrawn, and I only stayed up late tonight, and I really became brain-dead. I gently nudged Jing Jing, who was still standing on the side, and told her to go to sleep first. She refused at first, but I told me that I had to rely on her to get up early to sell breakfast, and if she couldn't get up, it would delay business. Fang Fangmu also advised her to sleep first, and then go in to rest quietly.
Seeing that the two of them were drunk, I pulled Fang Fangmu over and asked, "Are these two your good matches?" Why come so late, and don't look at the time. ”
Fang Fangmu looked at me puzzled, and asked rhetorically, "Husband, you don't know them, do you?" I shook my head to show that I didn't know him, and said, "Who else have I seen your friend besides Qin Shou?" Fang Fangmu saw me mention Qin Shou, and said with great disgust: "Don't mention this kind of person to me, he is not my friend!" ”
"Who are they?" In fact, I don't want to know who they are at all, I just want to know if Fang Fangmu will blame me if I drive them away.
"You're so confused, what's so good, you're jealous? Aren't they the workers Zhang San and Li Si from the car wash next door?! You don't know you going in and out every day? Fang Fangmu said in a low voice. Hehe, I'll eat her vinegar? It's a shame that she can say it.
I usually walk as if no one is around, so I don't necessarily know my neighbors. Since they are neighbors, I can't drive them away. It's just that I have to sleep. I said to Fang Mu: "I'm going to get up early tomorrow, and the two of them will trouble you to take care of it, I'll sleep first, and then you close the door, how about it?" "In front of people, I don't want to call her a demon girl and give her enough face.
Fang Fangmu grabbed me and said, "Slow! Don't worry, husband, go and sit with them. "Unexpectedly, the demon girl not only didn't give me a rest, but also asked me to drink two drinks with them. I glared at her and said, "Hey! Demon girl, they are just workers, do you need to slap them like this? Besides, they have nothing to do with us. I haven't slept for two nights, do you want to torture me to death? "I still can't help but scold her for being a demon girl, but her voice is too low for Zhang San and Li Si to hear.
Fang Fangmu put her ear to me and said, "Husband, I heard them say that the car wash is going to be transferred, 150,000 yuan, or should we take it down?" You talk to them, find out the truth, and see if you can take it down. "It dawned on me, hehe, enchantress. I see!
I took my glass and walked over to them. When they saw me coming, they wanted to get up, but I stopped them and said, "Come, come, brothers, I'll have two drinks with you." The two were flattered, and one introduced himself: "My name is Zhang San, his name is Li Si, the boss is usually busy with business, and he may not be able to call us by name." I'm really sorry to bother you so late. I generously said, "Everyone who comes is a guest." Besides, we are neighbors, so you are welcome. If there is any inadequate hospitality, please forgive me. ”
"The owner was polite. We are all workers, and now it is a grace for us to be on an equal footing with the boss. "Zhang San is very good at talking.
"Serve me two beers and grill a tilapia, I invited two brothers." I shouted to Fang Fang.
"Okay!" Fang Fangmu's response was very crisp.
The two panicked and hurriedly stopped me, Li Si said, "Boss, don't break the bank." Just now the proprietress has already given us a discount, and she also gave us two bunches of leeks. Fang Fangmu smiled and said, "It's rare that my husband is so happy tonight, so you don't have to be polite." The two saw that they couldn't refuse, so they were no longer polite.
I drank and chatted with them. At first, the two of them spoke very little, and they seemed very restrained. Four bottles of beer were eaten, and the conversation slowly increased. I asked Fang Fangmu to serve two more bottles, and the two of them were not polite. Naturally, I turned the conversation to the car wash, and the two of them drank alcohol, blushing and red-faced, and their love was high, and they knew everything they needed to know, and they shook out everything I needed to know.
After drinking six bottles of beer, the grilled fish was gnawed to the skeleton, and the two looked at it at 12 o'clock, settled the bill, and left.
I finished packing up my things and closed the door, Fang Fangmu had already finished taking a shower. I made my bed and took a shower. When I came out of the shower, Fang Fangmu was already asleep, but she slept in the wrong place and slept in my bed!
"Hey! Witch, go to your bed and sleep! I shook her awake and said.
"Isn't this my bed?" The demon girl pretends to be confused and tricky.
"Enchantress! Don't pretend garlic with me, your bed is in it! I continued to slap her up.
"Oh, hehe, I slept a little confused. But it's my bed too! The enchantress changed from sleeping on her side to lying on her back, looking at me with a smile.
"Stop making a fuss, go back to your bed and go to sleep! This is my bed, I'm going to sleep. I couldn't hold my eyes anymore and begged her.
"Isn't your bed my bed? You're my husband now, and I'm your woman too. The enchantress said as she aimed at me out of the corner of her eye to see how I reacted.
"When did I become your husband? Enchantress! "I'm really angry, why is the demon girl so abrasive?
"It's been months since you became my husband, and it's already known. Who doesn't know the people around me now?! Didn't you hear Zhang San and Li Si call me the boss lady tonight? The enchantress is right, she takes other people's misunderstandings seriously, and takes her own fantasies as facts.
"They've all been misled by you!" Usually I don't care, I thought the demon girl was just screaming and playing, but I didn't expect others to really think we were husband and wife.
"Okay, husband, I'm not bad-looking. When I was selling cooked vegetables tonight, the gang always circled around me, staring at me with fixed eyes. Also, the handsome guy who came to eat barbecue, which one doesn't want to tease me? ”
"It's normal for flies to fly around cow!"
"Hey! Stinky tofu, how can you damage your wife like this?! Looking down on your wife is equivalent to looking down on yourself. Besides, our Fang Mu figure is still super first-class. You see, the waves are rough, hehe! Fang Fangmu pointed to her breasts and teased me. The figure of the demon girl is indeed very hot, and the fragrance on her body can also make people intoxicated.
"Come on, husband!" When the witch saw me squatting, she opened her arms to hug me. I was so frightened that I moved away and said, "Don't make a fuss, be careful to wake up Jingjing, go back to your bed." ”
"It's better if she's awake, I think she should be sober, she's already a woman, and she has to abide by women's morals! Stop seducing other people's husbands! The demon girl got angry and deliberately shouted loudly.
"This is not the marriage she wants! She was forced to get married! I glared at the enchantress.
"Hehe, persecution?! If the cow doesn't drink water, who can oppress the cow to bow its head?! It's ridiculous! The enchantress sneered. I can't let her be so presumptuous, it's an insult to Jingjing! If it goes on like this, Jing Jing will be woken up by her!
"Shut up!" My voice was low, but my tone was very tough. "I" the enchantress was about to shout loudly, but I sealed it with my hand. "Ahh
"If you want me to shut up, the conditions are very simple, hehe, you have to sleep with me." The enchantress wants to get into it.
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