Chapter 771: Whatever is what is nonsense
Paul said: "Mahjong originated in your Huaxia, but I went to China to study for mahjong."
Paul looked at Liu Ming with a smile and said, "Your Excellency Liu Ming, do you know who I learned mahjong with at the beginning?" ”
Liu Ming didn't bother to pay attention to him. Who did you learn from, I'm not interested in guessing!
Seeing that Liu Ming didn't answer, Paul took out a cigarette to smoke his own, and suddenly felt bored.
He smiled dryly: "I learned it from Aunt Huaxia!" I found out that those aunts and daughters-in-law in China are all mahjong masters! They are good at all kinds of mahjong, and their skills are also very strong. However, when I really touched, learned, and studied deeply, no one was my opponent! ”
Speaking of this, a trace of arrogance flashed on his face: "Especially when I learned mahjong from a few real masters later, plus some small skills that I integrated myself, so that the current mahjong skills, although I dare not say that they are as powerful as the God of Gamblers on TV, are not far behind." ”
Liu Ming looked at him in surprise and said, "Are you trying to tell me, are you so powerful?" ”
Liu Ming took nine mahjong cards and put them in front of him, originally the back side was facing up, but he suddenly opened it, and everyone was shocked to see that the front was no longer mahjong, but Chinese characters.
Eden was apparently well prepared, as he had brought in two Chinese interpreters, one male and one female.
When the female translator saw those words, she couldn't help but roll her eyes.
The male translator explained in English: "Are you more handsome than me Liu Ming?" ”
Add the "question mark", which is exactly nine words.
When Paul heard this, he felt the urge to vomit blood.
Because this scene is often put in gambling movies. But he didn't expect that there would be such ruthless people in reality!
This mahjong is brand new, and it has just been taken out and put on the table. Obviously, Liu Ming had never had the opportunity to touch these mahjong players before.
But how did he do it?
Liu Ming also translated other mahjong in this way, and the Chinese characters that came out were naturally different. The two translators were busy half to death, explaining there.
Liu Ming himself said: "There are many people now who think that it is already great to be able to play this kind of trick. Actually, what I'm going to tell you is that for me, this is just an introduction to mahjong. Do you know what it means to get started? I don't know? I don't know, I won't explain it to you! ”
"A real mahjong master will not say that he knows a lot about mahjong. Because they want to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and at a critical moment, they want to beat people like you who are good at mahjong down. That kind of pleasure, I think you've experienced it. But alas, you didn't get a chance to feel that pleasure today. Because the opportunity was left to me. ”
Liu Ming smiled and said, "Do you know why?" Because I prepared. Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared! ”
Everyone was a little dizzy by Liu Ming.
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, are the two of us playing mahjong, or do we call two more people to come up as a foil?" Liu Ming is no longer joking.
Paul was already stunned by the scene of Liu Ming playing mahjong.
Hearing this, he smiled dryly: "Let's invite two more people to come up." After all, it's too difficult and too boring for two people to play! We have to respect the nature of mahjong played by four people! ”
Liu Ming beckoned to Xin'er and said with a smile: "Xin'er, you can count one." ”
Xin'er said happily: "I've only seen you play these days, and I haven't had a chance to get started at all!" If you don't let me play today, I'm ready to lose some money to them! I'm in a hurry! ”
She sat across from Liu Ming.
Paul glanced at his eldest brother and said, "Brother, why don't you also come with a prescription?" ”
Eden hesitated, but still sat down opposite Paul, and smiled at Liu Ming: "Your Excellency Liu Ming, then I will be ugly." ”
Liu Ming nodded and said, "You play mahjong with me, it is indeed an ugly offering." ”
Eden blinked, not quite understanding what he meant. The interpreter immediately explained: "In our Chinese language, offering ugliness is a modest word. However, His Excellency Liu Ming used it literally, that is, to show the ugly and inferior side. Boss, your mahjong skills are obviously not as good as Your Excellency Liu Ming, so ......"
Eden rolled his eyes wildly, and wanted to kick the translator out.
You NND! Do you need to explain this out loud? Why don't you just tell me secretly?
Everyone else listened, where does Lao Tzu still have the face to be a man?
Xin'er covered her mouth and smiled, and Liu Ming couldn't help laughing.
This translation is very interesting!
Liu Ming didn't choose an automatic mahjong table at the beginning, so he had to shuffle the cards by hand at the moment.
The mahjong was placed, and Paul, as the landlord, began to throw the dealer.
With his strength, it's too easy to pitch as a dealer. But to his surprise, the dealer turned out to be Xin'er.
He looked at Xin'er in amazement, wondering if Xin'er was playing a ghost.
Xin'er said to herself: "I sat in the village at the beginning, and I was lucky!" ”
Xin'er began to take cards, and when she took the cards, Eden said the rules: "Although I am very proficient in mahjong, I don't know much about your Huaxia algorithms." So Your Excellency Liu Ming, we don't have to count tricks. Whoever wins the card will come according to a handful of 100 million. If you win fifty in a row, our gamble is over. How is it? ”
Liu Ming smiled and nodded: "It's only an hour or two of work, you can." ”
But to everyone's surprise, the first Xin'er turned out to be a hust.
When she has more pairs in her family, Liu Ming will inevitably play a card to give her a chance to match. When she heard the cards, Liu Ming directly lit the gun, and she was Hu.
Because Xin'er and Eden are just here to formulate, although they win, they can't win money. That's the end of the first one.
Liu Ming only turned over his cards for everyone to show at this time.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Because Liu Ming's cards are too ugly!
Paul thought about it for a while, and was horrified to find that the several cards that Liu Ming played before were actually what he needed! He just deliberately let Xin'er win!
He didn't look at the cards from start to finish, how did he do that?
Paul wanted to die.
In the second hand, Liu Ming still drew thirteen cards, but his cards were still face up.
He himself simply touched the mahjong and didn't look at it.
But his mouth was full of exclamations, "Wow, what a card!" ”
"Oh my God, it's better!"
"Yikes! Isn't this a draw? Luck! ”
Sure enough, Liu Ming didn't change a card next, and when he drew the fifth card, he drew himself.
A group of people watching the excitement were a little dizzy.
Good guy, he touches four cards in one hand, what can he figure out? Isn't that scary?
Except for the first hand, which was delayed a bit, the next hand passed quickly.
Because Liu Ming sat in the village, he has always been a Tianhu.
There are also many types of Tianhu, such as thirteen pieces, seven pairs, all one color, green one color, etc. Next, Hu Da Sanyuan, Big Sixi, Xiao Sanyuan, Xiao Sixi, and Eighteen University Scholars......
Anyway, all kinds of card types are almost all nonsense by him.
Eden wanted to cry.
That's, isn't it? Why did Lao Tzu accept his brother's request and come to play mahjong with Liu Ming?
Isn't this just shuffling the cards for him?
I'm tired of washing my hands!
Xin'er also pouted and glared at Liu Ming and said, "Ah Ming, can't you let me do two more nonsense?" You're always nonsense, what else am I playing! ”
Liu Ming said with a smile: "I don't want Lang to waste time!" Think about it, let's quickly win all his 30 billion, and then we can go shopping later. Do you want to go shopping? ”
When Xin'er heard this, she chuckled: "Okay, that's what you said!" Then let's go shopping in a fighter jet later! ”
Driving a fighter jet shopping? You can figure it out!
Liu Ming almost didn't faint.
Which street will allow you to fly a fighter jet around? The fighter jet flew over with a swish, and it was a fart!
Xin'er obviously realized that it was a little impossible to drive a fighter jet shopping, so she stuck out her tongue and said, "Forget it, let's drive a tank to go shopping!" ”
Liu Ming thinks this is feasible.
But others don't think so. They all rolled their eyes and felt the urge to vomit blood.
Driving a tank to go shopping? Probably only these two madmen in the world would do this!
Bao Erming knew that he was not Liu Ming's opponent at all, but in the face of Liu Ming's Hu one after another, he still had the urge to die if he didn't play the cards for more than a minute.
It's too much of a bully!
How can I say that Paul is also the first guest of the gold-sucking casino, and I was so troubled by you today, do I still need to mess around in the future?
Uncle Liu Ming, I beg you, little one, just let your wife have a few handfuls!
Give me a little face, okay?
Paul looked at Liu Ming, but unfortunately, Liu Ming didn't look at him at all.
Because Liu Ming is too lazy to take care of this so-called first guest, he is actually a piece of garbage.
Mahjong is still going on, and Xin'er still hasn't won a hand.
Finally, fifty has passed forty-five, and Paul has lost 4.5 billion.
Liu Ming smiled at Xin'er at this time: "Xin'er, let's let you have a good time." ”
Many pouted. Do you want her to be huh?
But more people think that Liu Ming does what he says. Because up to now, all this he has shown has conquered everyone's attention.
This guy isn't gambling at all, he's making movies.
I really don't know if they are united!
Many people turned their heads, looking for hidden cameras there. Unfortunately, they didn't find it.
Because it's not a movie!
Sure enough, Xin'er was bearded. However, this card type is not big, which makes her very aggrieved: "Ah Ming, I want Hu Thirteen!" ”
Liu Ming smiled: "Okay, the next thirteen." ”
Sure enough, Xin'er Zaihu is thirteen.
"Ah Ming, I want Scholar Hu Eighteen!" Xin'er said happily.
"And then there's it!"
"I want Hu Dasi to be happy!"
"Wait."
"I want ...... nonsense"
Everyone was a little dazed.
Could it be that this woman also wants to give all the big names over again? Don't bring such nonsense!
Bao Er finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he knelt on the ground with a thud, kowtowed to Liu Ming, and said, "Grandpa Liu Ming, please spare me!" I, I'm not playing anymore, I'll lose all the 500 million to you, okay? You have a lot of them, don't tease me! ”
As he spoke, he left a tear of sadness.