Chapter 249: "Grimace" vs. "Grimace"

Zhu Qinggao: "It's so far, have you heard of this?" ”

Hu Banxian: "Lao Jingzi's son has a stomachache, I heard about it at the medical point." When you came back, you told me, this is not a slap in the face!

"There is also the economic loss of our family. In the past, I used to eat snacks at home, and I couldn't use up the fabric to make clothes in the year. Now it's good, I have to buy my own snacks even for the offerings, and I also spent money to tear a piece of cloth to make a gown for the New Year.

"One winter, I saw a few children scared, and I didn't go out once. Tell me, isn't this cutting off my financial route?! If I can't get this breath out, I'll have to be by that little girl. ”

Zhu Qinggao: "Two dogs were killed by medicine, and you were angry when you lit a stack of firewood?" ”

Hu Banxian said hatefully: "I want to kill her!" Can that work? I seized the opportunity to send pickles to her family, so that they could make some money and live in fear, and my goal was achieved. As for the rest, it depends on the situation. ”

Zhu Qinggao: "I think you're better exempt from anything else." These days, I don't like this, why do you have to do this secretly? ”

Hu Banxian glanced at her husband: "What do I not eat?" What to drink? For the dime and a half of the work on the team, do you still want to eat snacks and drink? If you have no conscience, it's time to talk about cool things! ”

Zhu Qinggao's face was scornful. It seems that this is a man who is afraid of his mother-in-law.

"That's it, it's twelve o'clock in a while, you cook dumplings and make offerings. I'll be over in a moment, and when I get there, I'll be close to the last round of artillery battles. When the dog is drugged to death, I will light it for him while they are 'crackling'. ”

Zhu Qinggao: "You're not afraid of being seen?" ”

Hu Banxian picked up the mask from the table and said, "With this, there are fewer people, so I will scare them." I'm scared and sick, so I can come here and get some more deals. If there are too many people, I will say that I will go to the crossroads outside the village to offer incense.

"In order to ask the gods to bless their aura, our god mother and mother went to the crossroads outside the village in the middle of the night to offer incense. Saying this can fool the past. Or I'll have to go myself. ”

Zhu Qinggao: "It's been a long time, are you ridiculing me?" ”

Hu Banxian "snorted" from his nose: "I really want to ask you to go, you can't go if you want to!" ”

Zhu Qinggao immediately lowered his head and didn't say anything more.

Hu Banxian poured himself a glass of water and drank it slowly.

It seems that she is really waiting for time.

"See! The human heart is very sinister! When you go back, tell them to give them to the big black, and in the future, no one who gives you anything except the people at home will not eat. "Tian Qingqing transmitted the black dog.

Black Dog: "This is natural. Now we only eat the fish in the space, and we don't eat anything else. What, you're not here to stop her? ”

Tian Qingqing shook her head and said, "I see that her man is still a little bit of a scumbag of conscience, don't frighten him again." Besides, she doesn't know why there's a commotion here. I'm going to come to us and punish her again. It's good to let her know that Tian Qingqing's family can't do whatever she wants. ”

Black Dog: "Yes, then she won't dare to be interested anymore." ”

After Hu Banxian drank the water, he gave another order to Zhu Qinggao, then held the ghost mask in one hand and two poisonous steamed buns with rat poison tied up with fine hemp rope in the other, and went out again.

Probably Hu Banxian was also afraid of being seen, so he chose the alley and the back to walk. I always wore the skeleton ghost mask on my face,

Tian Qingqing and the black dog in the space wall had no choice but to follow closely and never leave the left and right.

Suddenly, three boys walked out of the alley, the older one was fifteen or six, and the younger one was only ten years old, carrying a papier-mΓ’chΓ© lantern and walking eastward, and then there was another fifteen or six meters, and they came together with Hu Banxian.

But Hu Banxian didn't mean to dodge, and kept walking forward without stopping.

Not good! If these three boys were allowed to see Hu Banxian's skull mask, they would definitely squeak in fright. Especially the teenage child, maybe he will be scared out of the way.

Tian Qingqing didn't think much about it, and used his ability to take a grimace mask from the space hall, put it on his little face, and then glared at the bicycle and came to Hu Banxian. At a fast speed, the whole person stood on the bicycle and stretched his face out of the space wall, just in time to have a "grimace" to a "grimace" with Hu Banxian.

β€”β€”With the way of others, but also the body of others: Tian Qingqing is small and short, in order to prevent Hu Banxian from having ideas, he used a bicycle to make up for his height defect.

"Mom! Ghost...... Ghost ......"

Hu Banxian was frightened and fell to the ground. The skull mask was thrown off, and the poisonous steamed bun was 'wheeled' to the side.

"Where are the ghosts?" The eldest boy walked up to Hu Banxian with a lantern, looked at it, and said, "Aunt Gao, it's our three brothers." Where the hell is there? ”

Hu Banxian was frightened and trembled and got up, looked around, where is there still the shadow of a ghost? Only the three children of his neighbor's family stood in front of him.

But I saw a ghost just now!

"I didn't ...... No hell, I was dazzled just now. Little giant, what are you doing when you come out in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve? Hu Banxian was busy hiding his embarrassment just now.

"We waited at my grandmother's house to see the firecrackers come off. My brother is sleepy, so we're sending him back. Aunt Gao, what are you doing here? The little giant said.

"Oh, I...... I went to the crossroads to meet the great god. Hu Banxian said with a roll of his eyes, calculated his heart, and said: "Little giant, don't go out on the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve." At this time the gods were still in heaven. It was not until after twelve o'clock in the night that he came to inspect the world. I'm going to meet them.

"At this time, some demons and monsters took this opportunity to come out and wander. If a person encounters him, he will be entangled, and it will not be good if he does not drive away evil spirits. Hurry home, don't come out again, ah! ”

When the three children heard this, they hurriedly left with lanterns.

Hu Banxian used a flashlight to find the mask, but he couldn't find the poisonous steamed buns.

After this fright, and lost the poisonous steamed bun again, Hu Banxian was no longer in the mood to go, and walked back with a flashlight.

"What, just let her go?" The black dog said.

"Woo got her!" Tian Qingqing said hatefully: "I want to teach her a lesson and let her have a better memory." ”

Tian Qingqing took a few branches from the space, and tied the masks of people who usually tease Tian Miaomiao to play with them, whether they are ghosts or talented and beautiful people, one by one. Tie the poisonous steamed buns to the branches of the tree and hang them. Said to the black dog: "You show me people, if someone comes, tell me, don't frighten passers-by." ”

She kicked around twice by herself, came to Hu Banxian, first stretched out the poisonous steamed bun from the space wall, and hung it in front of Hu Banxian and shook it.

Hu Banxian was startled at first when he saw that the poisonous steamed bun he had been looking for for a long time was hanging in the air. Then I realized that this family was really blessed by the gods, and it was not something that I could offend. Immediate remorse is incomprehensible.

Hurriedly knelt on the ground on his knees against the poisonous steamed bun, and prayed: "Fairy grandpa, fairy grandma, forgive the little people for being confused for a while, and have a bad heart." In the future, we must change and never do this kind of immoral and unsuccessful thing again. ”

When Tian Qingqing saw her speak, she asked in the tone of an old man, "Why are you pickling that little girl's family?" ”

When Hu Banxian heard this, "bang, bang, bang", he knocked his head on the ground three times, and then he didn't dare to raise it, lowered his head and said: "I saw that little girl put her hands into the oil pot, and stayed longer than mine, compared to me, and ruined my reputation." The resentment in my heart gave rise to this bad heart. I was wrong, and begged the gods to forgive the little people. ”

"Humph! Not only did you take revenge on the little girl, but you also used your grimace to intimidate passers-by. Do you know? Hurt others as well as yourself, your grimace has attracted imps, and now they are gathering around you. In the future, if such evil thoughts arise again, they will be haunted by them and there will be no liberation. In order for you to remember this lesson, let the imps shine in front of you. Once evil thoughts are resurrected, the consequences are unimaginable. ”

After speaking, he stretched out the branches one by one from the space wall, and let the mask on it shake in front of Hu Banxian.

Although Hu Guixian is known as Hu Banxian, he also pulls the banner as a tiger skin and pretends to fool people. In fact, there is no real ability, and there is no real courage. Seeing the grimace and face in front of him, he was already so frightened that the three souls ran away, and with a "yah", he fainted.

Seeing this, Tian Qingqing quickly put away the mask. He also didn't want to make trouble in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, so he dropped two drops of space water into Hu Banxian's mouth to stabilize her pulse.

I was worried that she would freeze to death after a long time, so I rode a bicycle to her door and knocked on "Dangdang" a few times.

Zhu Qinggao in the house saw that the old woman went out to do such a bad thing, and he couldn't stop it, not only worried that the couple would not be able to be a person in the future if they were discovered, but also worried that the old woman would have an accident, and his heart was already in his throat. My ears were also stunned to listen to the movement outside.

When I heard someone knocking on the door, I thought it was the old woman's conscience who had found it and returned. I hurried to the gate, opened the door and looked, under the bright gate (the door lights were on for thirty nights), but there was no one in sight.

was wondering, and saw the two poisonous steamed buns he tied to his wife swaying in the shadow of the lamp not far away.

Zhu Qinggao's surprise is not trivial. Although he does not know how to "go down" and hears and sees all day long, he believes that there are ghosts and gods in the world. As soon as I saw the poisonous steamed buns floating in the void, I knew that something must have happened to the old woman, and this was using the poisonous steamed buns to send a letter to myself. He walked towards the poisonous steamed bun.

The poisonous steamed bun was like guiding Zhu Qinggao, flying in the void in front of him in the dark night, at a distance he could see.

Zhu Qinggao followed the poisonous steamed buns, crutches and crutches, and came to Hu Banxian.

The poisonous steamed bun also "snapped" and fell beside Hu Banxian.

Zhu Qinggao didn't say anything, touched Hu Banxian's pulse, and pinched the middle of the people.

When Hu Banxian opened his eyes, Zhu Qinggao didn't let her speak, picked up his back, and went back like a thief. RS