Chapter 439: A Pair?
“Hello! Hello!”
Bei Hai heard the two greetings coming from the box, and couldn't help but ask Carson, "What's in this box, Pug or Parrot?" I'm telling you that we already have one who can only talk, and if we have one more, we'll blow up the whole family's head! ”。
Carson said, "A parrot! ”。
"Hurry up and let the driver take it back by the way!" As soon as Bei Hai heard that another parrot was coming, he couldn't help but turn around and wave his hand at the pilot as if he wanted to joke.
"It's not for you," Carson reached out and pulled Bei Hai, and then the two walked towards the electric car with the box.
"I know you didn't bring it to me, I already have a little sister, how can you see these usual goods, say, aren't you going to bring this parrot over and let the little sister teach it to speak for a while?" Bei Hai asked with a smile.
Carson is hot for the little sister, not a day or two, let alone Carson, who has come to Beihai's house to stay and have seen the little sister, a few people don't want to get such a bird to go home, and the clever ones are about to catch up with a person. Bei Haichai Carson got a parrot here, just to let the little sister take it for a while, which is equivalent to doing a short-term training or something.
Thinking of this, Bei Hai jokingly looked at the box in the back seat and said: "First of all, it is explained that if your parrot is not IQ enough, then don't talk about it, if the IQ is enough, if the EQ is not enough, then learn a lot of inappropriate words to go back, then I don't care!" ”。
"Who said I'm going to take it back?" Carson turned his head to glance at Bei Hai as he turned.
Hearing this, Bei Hai immediately said, "Are you going to put it at home?" ”。
"Where can I put it if I don't put it at home!" Carson immediately retorted.
"What do I want it for? I already have a little sister at home! Bei Hai continued.
Carson said, "This is a male parrot, and the little sister is a female parrot, so I brought it here to make a pair!" ”。
Hearing Carson say this, Bei Hai couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then said to Carson: "You mean to help the little sister find a companion?" ”。
Seeing Carson nodded happily, then Bei Hai said again: "I see that you are still not busy enough, how did you think of this!" ”。
Bei Hai is a little strange, there are so many troubles in this business, it's not enough to toss? Do you also want to take the little sister's personal 'sexual happiness' into account?
"Remembering this, I went to the market and found a male macaw. And although this one is not as good as the little sister's ability, it is also very good. I can say more than 20 words, and the usual greetings like thank you and hello are no problem......" Carson was driving the car and talking to Bei Hai about the parrot he had brought.
Bei Hai listened to Carson's praise and thought about it and asked, "This parrot is so well raised, how can its original owner be willing to sell it to you?" ”。
"What's so bad about it," Carson said, "I turned the door and found someone who had been close to ...... to its original owner." Carson's things are also very simple. In addition to pulling feelings, he wrote a check that the original owner had no way to refuse, Bei Hai didn't know that this parrot Carson spent nearly 250,000 US dollars to get it, and of course, Carson didn't pay this money alone.
"Tell me, what kind of conspiracy do you have!" Bei Hai listened to Carson finish talking about the parrot, and after a little thought, he said. Instinctively, Bei Hai felt that it was impossible for Carson to spend so much effort because he wanted to find a companion for his little sister, and he was looking for someone to set up a trap and pull a relationship, and it would take at least several months of hard work for the original owner to sell, and it would take a little longer to get permission.
Carson smiled and said, "I want the first one when the little sister hatches the little parrot!" ”。
When Bei Hai heard it, he realized that this product was waiting for the little sister's baby.
"How do you know that the little sister's baby can be as smart as the little sister?" Bei Hai asked Carson, to be honest, Bei Hai had never thought about this problem, and had never thought about finding a companion for the little sister to breed a little parrot together. Maybe I never thought that the little sister was a bird. Or maybe you think that this product can't be lonely if you live in the diligence of the little brothers all day long. The whole eldest sister has a lot of fun.
"No matter what, it can't be worse than the one in the back, and I'm not greedy, as long as the little parrot born can have more than half of what the little sister says," Carson seemed to be talking to his little parrot that he had seen now, and he looked very satisfied with a smile on his face.
Bei Hai glanced at the box in the back seat and said, "Don't be too happy, it's another matter if the little sister doesn't look at it!" ”。
"How could I be wrong with my hand-picked parrot? I've asked the experts, and this one is definitely tall and mighty among macaws, and it's also heroic."
Bei Hai said: "The two idioms are good, but what you said doesn't count!" ”。
The two chatted about the parrot like this, and after chatting and chatting, they arrived at the door, and Bei Hai got out of the car and began to open the box on Carson's side.
As soon as the box was opened, Bei Hai saw a beautiful macaw, the top of the head was red, but the body was covered with green feathers, this parrot was not small, standing in Carson's hand, Bei Hai visually even the tail feathers were about eighty-five centimeters. It's a very big parrot when you put it outside. But it's a little bit smaller in front of the little sister.
Looking at Bei Hai's appearance, Carson proudly scratched the neck of the parrot in his hand and said, "How about it, I'm not wrong, this parrot is very good!" ”。
"Yes, yes, yes, but did you find that the little sister is a colorful King Kong, and the one in your hand is a red and green macaw, and the breed is not the same?" Bei Hai said.
Although he only knows a little about the fur, Bei Hai still knows that his little sister is born from a colorful macaw. There are several flashes of red, yellow and blue on his body, and the one on Carson's arm only has two flashes on his body, red and green, although his body is not small, he and Xiao Taimei are really not a breed.
Hearing Bei Hai say this, Carson couldn't help but scratch his scalp twice and asked, "Is there any difference?" ”。 Carson glanced at the bird on his arm, then walked out into the yard.
As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw Lu Xinping carrying Pippi out of the yard. Lian Sheng asked, "Mom, what are you doing here?" ”。
"Take this kid to swim for a while," Lu Xinping replied, then glanced at the parrot on Carson's arm and said, "You're not a big one." What are you doing to toss the bird, hurry up and let it go." With that, he hugged Pippi and passed Carson and walked towards the beach. As soon as she heard it, she knew that the old lady thought Carson was putting the little lady on her shoulder.
Carson didn't come in a hurry, explaining to Lu Xinping that this was the bird he brought, not the little sister. The old lady had already gone a long way.
However, the old lady admitted that the bird was wrong, which gave Carson an excuse and said to Bei Hai, who caught up: "You see that I am not the only one who is wrong, and my mother is also wrong!" ”。
"Alright. Come on! Bei Hai walked directly past Carson towards the courtyard.
Bei Yuanming, who was coming over, glanced at Carson and said, "Xiao Sen, why are you tying the parrot's claws to the chain, what are you crazy about today!" ”。
After speaking, the old man hugged his granddaughter and strode towards the door, but the sharp eyes of Nannan immediately leaned on his grandfather's shoulder and said, "No, no!" ”。
Pei Mingyuan didn't understand what his granddaughter said, but just kissed his granddaughter's little face: "Let's go, let's go swimming!" ”。
Bei Hai and Carson entered the courtyard, and after a glance, they saw that Little Taimei, her 'mount' Wukong, and a few crane birds were hiding in the stone hole on the top of the small rockery in the courtyard, napping.
A crane bird first heard the footsteps of Bei Hai and Carson, raised its slender neck and glanced at it, and then saw the red and green parrot on Carson's arm. At this glance, he immediately flapped his wings and stood up, and spread his wings.
"Let's play!" Bei Hai saw that this thing put on such a posture and immediately reached out and pushed it on its body, and then Bei Hai saw that now this group of goods, including that Wukong, is a bunch of sycophants, and the little sister is a little fox, and she is a little fox with a fake tiger.
"Huh!" As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw the red and green macaw standing on Carson's arm, perhaps she hadn't seen the same kind for a long time, and the little sister immediately flapped her wings when she saw it, and then fluttered from the top of the rockery to Carson's arm with such a beat.
The two parrots stood on Carson's arms and began to look at each other.
Carson looked at Bei Hai and said proudly: "Look at what I said, the little sister is very satisfied with the boyfriend I picked for her!" ”。
Bei Hai hasn't come here yet. The little sister over there opened her mouth and asked, "Dude, where are you messing around!" ”。
The little sister opened her mouth, and Bei Hai and Carson both felt a wave of anger coming to their faces.
"Hello, thank you!" The red and green parrot on Carson's arm naturally couldn't understand the little sister's words. But when I heard the little sister speak, I naturally came to a sentence of English I learned.
"Hey! Cloth meat! Tile spur, pounce! The little sister kept swinging her body on Carson's arm, opening her mouth and saying a classic greeting to the red and green parrots, not only in a tone like a black street gangster, but also a bit like a black gangster on the streets of New York.
The red and green parrot repeated to the little sister what she had just said: "Hello, thank you!" ”。
"That's what you call smart?" Bei Hai asked quipping at Carson.
Carson just shrugged his shoulders and made an impatient expression.
The little sister said a few more movie lines here in a row. Learn from Marlon? Brando's tone said, "You think I don't know the truth, that's underestimating my intelligence!" ”。
Hearing this, Bei Hai couldn't help but look up at Carson, who was dumbfounded and wide-eyed, and laughed.
"That's a great saying!" Bei Hai reached out and took out an almond from his pocket, put it in his hand, and handed it to the little sister.
"Why are you grabbing a dumb card?" The little sister was very proud, and immediately said a sentence when the scum faction robbed someone's car in "Super Scum Pie". Not to mention the complete repetition of sentences, and even the electronic sound of that robot is vivid.
Without saying anything, Carson glanced at the red and green parrot on his right arm, and then at the little sister on his left arm. I couldn't help but sigh and said, "This is the gap!" ”。
Suddenly, Carson asked Bei Hai, "How much do you think the little sister is worth?" ”。
"Priceless!" Bei Hai smiled and reached out and touched the feathers on the little sister's body: "Although this product is quite annoying sometimes, it is still priceless!" ”。
As soon as Bei Hai's words fell, he heard the little sister scream: "Sifu (thief)!" Sief (thief)! ”。
When Bei Hai and Carson looked at it, they saw that the little sister was sticking out her head and pecking at the red and green parrots, and screaming at the thieves while pecking, just because the red and green parrots wanted to eat the almonds that Bei Hai gave her.
The little sister pecked here, the wings flapped up, where could Carson still catch it, plus the sudden incident, he was nervous, and he let go directly, not only the little sister, but even the chain of the red and green parrot was taken off from her hand. (To be continued......)