Chapter 327: Changing the lyrics
A sentence reminded Tian Qingqing. I thought to myself: It seems that this Li Yunkun likes children. Then make the atmosphere more warm, so that Yi Fengjiao can also realize that children are the spice in life, and first have a good impression of children in her heart.
Tian Qingqing thought about it, put down her rice bowl, and told the three adults about children's songs very prominently.
She looked at the moon in the sky, and then she danced and said:
"The stars in the sky, shining, looking at the stars and winking,
"One star, two stars, the doll can't count ten stars,
"Mom, mom help me, count until dawn!"
"Ho, Qingqing's singing is so good." Granny Feng Jiao flattered first: "One more one." β
Tian Qingqing glanced at Yi Fengjiao, and saw that she was listening very seriously, with a happy smile on her face, and couldn't help but be happy in her heart. Said: "Say another moon grandma:
"Grandma Moon, on crutches, with a mallet, smashing her head."
Feng Jiao's mother-in-law: "I will do this too, they used to say it when they were children." Let's say another good one. β
Tian Qingqing thought for a while: "Let's talk about the little eldest sister, the little second sister:
"Little eldest sister, little second sister, hugging bean leaves in the south field.
"I hugged a little melon and took the doll at home.
"Daddy take a bite, mother take a bite, don't bite the child's fingers.
"Talking and biting, child, don't cry.
"Catch Ming'er to buy you a rattle,
"Play with it during the day, and scare the horses and monkeys at night."
Feng Jiao's mother-in-law: "This sounds good, let's talk about a little boy." β
Tian Qingqing opened her mouth and came:
"Little boy, take the key, open the front door and open the back door.
"In the back door, a small jujube tree,
"Hit a shot, drop a shot,
"Pick up a basket, steam a basket,
"That's enough for the two of you to eat."
Feng Jiao's mother-in-law: "Wrong, it should be 'enough for you ladies to eat', why do you say 'enough for the two of you to eat'?" β
Tian Qingqing: "The little boy married his daughter-in-law, and the two of them lived together. Just let the two of them have a meal. β
Feng Jiao's mother-in-law: "How can a little boy marry a daughter-in-law?" β
Tian Qingqing: "Yes, there is a song that says:
"Little boy, sitting on the door, crying and shouting for a daughter-in-law,
"What do you want your daughter-in-law for? Light the lamp, talk, blow the lamp, be a companion,
"I'll fold you tomorrow morning."
Feng Jiao's mother-in-law: "It's wrong again, it should be 'combing pigtails'." β
Tian Qingqing: "Where does the little boy have pigtails now, change it to 'stacked quilt nest'." β
Feng Jiao's mother-in-law: "Why do you just change the lyrics for others?" β
"I don't think the original one sounded good, so I'll change it." Tian Qingqing said and smiled and said: "At home, my mother also said the same about me, I always can't remember it, and I changed it as I spoke." β
After speaking, he boasted and said, "I can not only change the lyrics, but also dance." β
"Then you jump one and we'll see." The three of them said in unison.
Tian Qingqing was not modest either, she really jumped up on the side of the table, and said nursery rhymes while dancing. It doesn't matter if it's in tune or not, both hands and feet move anyway. That scene is an ignorant little girl in the countryside who loves to show off and is crazy.
While jumping, I complained in my heart: What am I trying to do? I haven't pretended to be cute and tender like this at home!
The black dog laughed "hey" in the space. The voice said: "You little doll is really playing home! β
Tian Qingqing reprimanded: "Eat fish on the side!" Look again, I'll gouge out your eyeballs as bubbles in a moment. β
The black dog "hehe" smiled and ran away.
Tian Qingqing is out of the box tonight, how funny, how funny, how cute and how cute. made the three of them laugh "haha".
"You're so lively here, and we all hear it in our house." An old woman's voice sounded at the gate, and Tian Qingqing hurriedly stopped moving. When I looked up, I saw an elderly woman in her sixties, leading a little boy of five or six years old.
"Second grandma is here, sit down." Yi Fengjiao said and stood up and handed over her small bench.
"This is a little guest who is so good at singing and dancing. My second dog heard it, so I had to come and see. The old lady said.
"It's Feng Jiao's aunt and cousin." Granny Feng Jiao introduced. Then he picked up two pieces of watermelon and gave them to the old lady and the little boy, "This child brought it, it is much more delicious than the one sold on the street, you should taste it quickly." β
When outsiders came, Tian Qingqing put away her "crazy" energy, gave her small book to Yi Fengjiao, and moved another pestle over to sit down and listen to the adults.
Li Yunkun may feel bored, it won't take long, and he will stand up and walk out.
Tian Qingqing thought to herself: If I still play poker and come back late like last night, wouldn't I come in vain tonight? I finally had this opportunity, and I couldn't say anything to let him out.
Tian Qingqing thought so in her heart, and her mind moved-
"Ouch, my stomach hurts." Li Yunkun screamed, and immediately his bones fell to the ground.
"Eat as soon as you enter. Is it holding back the coolness? Granny Feng Jiao hurriedly walked over, stroked his shoulder, and said, "I'll give you a Hula (Note 1) Hula belly, and it's smooth." β
Tian Qingqing looked at Yi Fengjiao and saw that she was just looking at Li Yunkun with her eyes, her body was still sitting and she was not moving.
Because Li Yunkun was bone-lost, Feng Jiao's mother-in-law couldn't touch her stomach, so she stroked his back.
"Belly pull." The old woman who came said, "If you suppress the cool air, you will have to have a stomach." Hula's backbone doesn't matter. β
"I can't reach my stomach." Granny Feng Jiao said: "Otherwise, you lie down on the kang, and I'll give you a Hula there, it's okay to work hard." β
Yi Fengjiao was still looking at it in a daze, and she didn't mean to move.
Tian Qingqing thought to herself: My purpose in keeping him is to let the two of them come into contact. In front of outsiders, guarding her daughter-in-law, what kind of trick is the old woman giving her son a belly?
But I can't say it myself.
was in a hurry, and suddenly remembered what I had just said about children's rhymes, and thought: Just use the grate to steam the nest, or use the nursery rhyme to remind them.
So, he pointed at Li Yunkun very childishly and said:
"Stomach ache, call a doctor. The doctor is not at home, so he calls his wife.
"My wife can pinch again, pinch again, pinch a belly of poop.
"'Plu' 'Plu' 'Plu' come out, okay!"
That scene is a complete silly Nier.
Tian Qingqing felt very contemptuous of herself in her heart.
"Grandma, she was wrong. It's 'stomach ache, it's called Lao Ying, and Lao Ying is not at home, it's called Lao Ba. ββ
As soon as Tian Qingqing finished speaking, the little boy brought by the grandmother picked out the mistake.
Tian Qingqing still pretended to be crazy and stupid, and immediately retorted: "Where are there 'old camps' and 'old eight' now, when you go to the hospital, you will call the doctor to see you, and at home, you will ask the old woman to pinch it." β
The old grandmother smiled and said to the little boy next to her, "This is made up by your little sister." Then he said to Yi Fengjiao, who was still sitting: "Sankun family, you hurry up and give Sankun Hulahula, your little cousin has already sung it." β
Yi Fengjiao hesitated a few times, but still walked over.
However, the old woman did not appreciate it, and stopped her with words: "You don't care, I'll just give him Hulahula." β
Yi Fengjiao blushed.
Seeing this, the old grandmother said to Feng Jiao's mother-in-law: "Getting married, you can come here and rest for a while!" There are their young ones here, call them Hula, and they have strength. β
Later, Tian Qingqing learned that Feng Jiao's mother-in-law was surnamed Gu, and her husband's surname was Li Mingguicheng, who was known as Li Gu. Then let's call it Li Gu's! "Mother-in-law Fengjiao" screamed, and it was really awkward.
Probably because outsiders said that it was not good to disobey, Li Gu had no choice but to give up, and reluctantly gave up his position to Yi Fengjiao.
However, there was only a dining table and a few small benches in the courtyard, and there was no place to lie.
The old grandmother said again: "Go to the kang in the house, pull him from his chest all the way down, use some strength, drive the cool air down, and get out of the void palace." β
When Yi Fengjiao heard this, she grabbed Li Yunkun's arm and pulled him up, and the two went to the house one after the other.
Li Gushi never sat down again. He walked back and forth around the small dining table, looking anxious.
"It's fine. You're in a hurry. Hu La didn't get well for a while, so he asked Xiao Er to send him to the hospital, which was not far away. The old woman comforted.
With a lot of effort, Yi Fengjiao came out and said to everyone: "He feels better, let me tell you, rest assured." β
The old woman stood up and said, "Look at him tonight, if there is any situation, just shout at the wall." With that, he led the little boy away.
Tian Qingqing took advantage of this time to finish cleaning the pots and bowls. Her Ma Li Cheng dΓΉ, and Li Gu's praised it.
When he came to the Dongli room, Tian Qingqing found that Li Gushi had already laid out the kang. Judging from the size and style of the pillows, Tian Qingqing and Li Gushi are in one shop inside and one outside on the big kang, and Yi Fengjiao still sleeps on the small kang with her head rushing south.
"Let Sister Jiao go to the Xili room to accompany Brother-in-law Jiao. What if his stomach hurts again at night? β
After Tian Qingqing finished speaking, she didn't wait for Li Gushi to express her position, so she carried her lotus leaf pillow and mattress sheet to the Xili room.
Yi Fengjiao was still rubbing Li Yunkun's stomach. Seeing Tian Qingqing hugging the futon, her face turned red. He lowered his head and didn't say anything.
It seems to be agreed!
Tian Qingqing smiled at her and ran back to the Dongli room. He moved his set from the big kang to the small kang, still heading south. He said to Li Gushi: "Auntie, I sleep on the small kang and face you head to head, so it is convenient to talk." β
Li Gu's brows furrowed, and he didn't say anything.
After the lights went out, Li Gushi opened the cake on the kang. One moment inward, one outward. It was like sleeping on a brazier, and you were flustered wherever you looked.
Tian Qingqing couldn't sleep either, quietly observing her movements in the dark. (To be continued)
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(Note 1: Dialects.) It is the action of pressing hard with your hand and pushing in one direction. οΌR1152