In a daze, I heard a banging on the door, and as soon as I sat up, the door had already been slammed open. Three figures rushed towards me.

"Brother To, let's go!"

A shout came at me.

Who is Togo, who is Togo? Could it be pockmarks trapped in the bathroom? Who else could it be but him? Hmph, this thief has eyebrows and rat eyes, and his face is full of pockmarks, and he also deserves to be respected as a brother, hehe, it's really funny. In that case, I'm not a grandfather, hehe.

Hey, it's not fun, his colleague came to him so soon, the mosquitoes haven't eaten yet, what a poor mosquito.

"Let's go!"

I was about to lie down when a big strong hand had grabbed my arm.

Immediately after, my other arm was also grabbed by another person.

Ah, they're not here for pockmarks, they're not the police!

"He's hurt, go on his back!"

One person said as he bent down.

Yes? These people are robbers, and they have rushed into the police station to rob me! Oh, no, it's likely that Fang Fangmu sent someone to rescue me. The reason why these people call me this may be because of the demon girl, she doesn't want to expose herself, or maybe she is afraid that these people will extort money in the future. This enchantress is bold, this is a great sin! I would have been sentenced to an increased sentence for this, and it would have been three or four years, maybe ten or eight years! Ouch, she's so confused, I can't be as confused as her!

"I'm not leaving!"

I wanted to push them away, but their strength was surprisingly great, and they deserved to eat this mouthful.

"Brother To, if you don't leave, we won't be able to deal with it when we go back. If you can't make a difference, you will be punished lightly, and you won't even have a head if you are strict. ”

"yes, we've never missed."

"Have pity on us, we're just doing what we're told."

"Don't talk to him, the police are coming, we don't have time."

……

"Offended!"

……

Before I could react, I was already weak and my eyes were black.

"Oh, my ancestor, wake up quickly. I beg you, it's been three days and three nights! ”

"It's all you, so much powder!"

"Can you blame me? The black light blinded, the situation was extremely critical at that time, and most importantly, Brother Togo did not cooperate. ”

"He didn't move, hey, we're going to die this time."

……

In the haze, I heard three people talking. They sighed and blamed each other. What they say is pretending, which is similar to Zhuang talk, and I can understand it. When I was in junior high school, there were a few talkers in my class. I thought it was fun at the time, so I learned from them. When I went to high school and college, there were a few strong speakers in my class, so even though I didn't have a talent for languages, I could still understand and even have simple conversations. I didn't expect it to be used today, hehe, I don't know if it's a curse or a blessing.

"Tell you the truth, he's not a toga, he's a tofu, a character you've never heard of. But this figure is very important to us, and whether or not our Mekong Gang can rise again depends entirely on him. If he doesn't wake up by 12 noon, the three of you will be headed! ”

A voice that was different from the three people in front of him, and the words he said were particularly scary, and he was probably their boss. They Mekong gangs? Could it be the Mekong River in Southeast Asia? This is thousands of kilometers away from Ningnan. Yo ho, they saw me as their savior.

"Yikes! Yikes! Top dog! ”

After a few minutes of silence, a fuss scream suddenly rang out, very harsh.

"What are you yelling about? It was already terrifying enough, but when you screamed like this, it scared my heart to jump! ”

A voice full of complaints.

"Look, Boss! There was movement in his chest. He's still angry! ”

"Bah-bah——! What's still angry?! I see you're tired of living! Tofu is blessed with a great life and is our lucky star! ”

Boom——!

"Ahh

A dull voice, followed by a scream. The little minion who said the wrong thing seemed to have been hit on the head hard.

Ahem——!

I coughed twice and felt parched in my mouth.

"Choke! Tofu has woken up! ”

There was a burst of cheers, even excitement.

"Quick! Bring the water! ”

A man commanded very ferociously.

I slowly opened my eyes, oh my goodness. I was greeted by four pairs of eager eyes. Their faces were noticeably different from the ones I usually saw, and their complexions were darker than those I usually saw, but they were all blackheads and yellowish skin.

"Brother Tofu, you're awake."

A man with a meaty face said in a very soft voice, and when I listened to it, my stomach couldn't digest it for a while, and I felt very uncomfortable, and even a little nausea. It's flattering, and you can't use this tone, really.

"Big Brother Tofu!"

The other two people also laughed and called me warmly.

Their Mandarin seemed very stiff, but I could barely understand it.

"Come on, here comes the water!"

A strong man dressed in black, holding a bottle of mineral water in both hands, handed it to me. His words and actions were so funny that I almost burst out laughing.

"Get out! Clumsy! ”

A strong man with a scar on the side of his nostril that extended to his chin snatched the mineral water and roared at the visitor.

The people who were scolded were not only not dissatisfied, but also smiled at me. It seems that my awakening is more important to him than anything else.

"Tofu, please speak."

The bottle of mineral water was opened, and the mouth of the bottle was brought to my mouth.

Gurgling – gurgling ——!

I had dry lips and was very thirsty, so I drank most of the bottle of water at once.

"Brother Tofu, drink slowly, don't choke."

The Scar Man looked at me very lovingly, like a mother coaxing her child to eat. Hey, it's really hard for a stout man to be so considerate and meticulous to a person. Other people, judging from their faces, are also non-kind people, but the expressions they show are cared for in every way. A person who asks for others, no matter how fierce he usually is, will show a kind gesture at this time.

Hehe, I don't have any skills, I'm afraid I'll disappoint them. Once they are disappointed, they will reveal their original forms and hideous faces. Moreover, these people are not deleted, and their deeds are also unsightly. Even if you see people, they are all murderous and oversold with open fire. I can't help with breaking the law. A bottle of water, quickly gone. The water is gone, but my spirit is gone. I sat up and wanted to get out of bed.

"This ...... Hehe, Tofu, you lie down first, your body is still weak. The Scar Man laughed and persuaded me not to get out of bed first.

Not to mention that I was really a little tired and hungry.

"Boss, I'll tell them to get some good food."

A particularly dark strong man stood up and volunteered.

"Okay!" The scar man nodded, suddenly remembered something, and called the black strong man who had already walked to the door: "Bring me all the delicious food and drink, don't have any more bad pools, otherwise I will never forgive again!" ”

"Yes, yes" The black man nodded his head incessantly, his face full of joy.

You can see from his face that he is very happy to serve me, and even proud to serve me.

"Brother Tofu, I'm really sorry to invite you here in this way." The Scar Man was very polite, with a guilty face: "But for the sake of our Mekong Gang, I have to do this, and I have no choice but to do it." ”

Before I could speak, Scar Man explained, "I wanted to visit you in person, but the distance is far away, and the crowds will attract attention, so I have to send someone. But I was very sincere. ”

Scar Man wanted to say kind things, but he didn't know how to say them, which was a bit illogical, but I could see that he had a very eager desire for me. What is it that made him risk his life thousands of miles to come to a foreign land to "invite" me?

"Are you please? This is called tying * rack! ”

I kept a straight face and didn't give him a good look. I had nothing to do with them, what the Mekong Gang, I had never heard of. I don't know these people in my life. What kind of hatred, what kind of grudge, made them risk their lives to "invite" me to administer "justice" for them? What do their hatreds, their grievances, have to do with me?! It's weird.

"Hehe, I'm really embarrassed, I can't help it." The Scar Man smiled and nodded.

At this time, two girls in miniskirts came. In their hands, each of them has a plate of food. They started smiling at me before they even entered. The two big men who had been accompanying me just now had already prepared tables and chairs.

"As a last resort?" I was puzzled, and the more I listened, the more confused I became.

"Hehe, yes!" The scar man was very polite and kept laughing: "Come, eat and drink enough." ”

I was really hungry, three days and three nights, no wonder I wasn't hungry! With Scar's hand in my arms, I got out of bed, walked to the table, and sat down unceremoniously. When the meal began, the two strong men who had been standing on my left and right all retreated, leaving only the boss with a scar. And two young girls, one on the left and one on the right, sat on either side of me.

A steamed lobster, the color is very conspicuous. A keel fish, hovering on a plate, alive and alive. Lobster and keel fish are both very valuable foods, two delicacies that I have only heard of, but have never tasted.

Two dishes, four people eat, a little less. The underworld gangs on TV are all very generous, why is this Mekong boss so stingy? I hadn't eaten for three days and three nights, and he knew that very well. Besides, if you ask someone to do something, if you are so stingy, it will be difficult to get moved. No, I haven't done it yet, the two girls have already taken a step ahead of me and moved their chopsticks to the lobster. Hey, no matter how cranky you think, you won't have my share, do it!

I picked up my chopsticks and was reaching for the lobster, and a girl had already put a piece of lobster in my bowl. I was stunned, and the girl nodded affirmatively at me, with a smile on her face. At this time, another girl, too, took a piece of keel fish from my right and put it in my bowl. The boss smiled kindly at me, reached out his hand, and made a gesture of please. As for himself, he didn't mean to move his chopsticks.

My stomach can't tolerate my politeness. Come one, I'll eat one, come two, I'll eat a pair. Soon, half a large lobster, most of the keelfish, had entered my stomach. And the two girls, although they have meat, are put into my bowl. They don't have the slightest intention of eating. As for the boss, he kept watching me eat respectfully, and he didn't move his chopsticks.

Dizzy, three people serve me to eat alone, I have never had such a high salary. My current scene is quite like the posture of the emperor Lao Tzu, hehe.

This novel comes from reading books