Chapter 289: Policewoman Bai Lulu
However, his head couldn't hit it at all, and he was directly held down by Ye Tiannan with one hand.
"Beauty, are you sure you're a cop? It's not a monk from Shaolin, and even the iron head is used, I'm a good one! ”
Seeing Ye Tiannan teasing herself like this, the policewoman couldn't bear it anymore.
"Bastard." Raised his knee and slammed it towards Ye Tiannan's stomach.
The policewoman groaned, her knees were blocked by Ye Tiannan's hands, and her head lost support, and the whole person threw herself into Ye Tiannan's arms.
Ye Tiannan was not a good bird in the first place, the policewoman pounced in, Ye Tiannan was naturally unkind, and pinched her ass hard.
"Yikes!" The policewoman bounced out at once, her face turned red instantly, and she pointed at Ye Tiannan with her finger.
"You, you!" It's all your words for half a day, but you don't come out of here.
"Hehe, sure enough, it's the same as I imagined, the boobs are big, the ass is also upturned, it's good, it feels good, I don't know if your boobs feel so good."
"You dare!" The policewoman was suddenly startled, covered her chest with both hands, and then remembered that something seemed wrong, and quickly picked up a book on the side.
"That's the ultimate saber written by civilian students, it's not bad, it's quite documentary, but the content of the book in it is a little messy, a little exaggerated, I didn't expect you to like that kind of novel as a girl."
"Yes, I think this book written by civilian students is very well written, I like the bear in it very much, witty and brave" The policewoman said a lot, but suddenly found that there was something wrong with her tone of speech, and then hurriedly said: "I can tell you, don't give me a set, it's useless, you hurry up and obediently tie your hands and arrest it, otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind." ”
"Huh." Ye Tiannan glanced at the nervous policewoman in front of him, and couldn't help but shake his head, the current policemen are like this, no wonder they can't catch any criminals.
Seeing Ye Tiannan looking at himself and shaking his head, then turned around and continued to destroy the walls of his room, the policewoman couldn't help it anymore and rushed up directly.
"Bastard, you stop me."
Before rushing in front of Ye Tiannan, the policewoman's body was stunned, she lowered her head, looked at a hand pinching her chest, and then raised her head and looked at Ye Tiannan in front of her.
"It feels good, it's genuine, and it's still a little material." Ye Tiannan pinched it and nodded affirmatively.
"Bastard!" The policewoman felt that her chest was numb, her whole person was like a lightning strike, and her whole body was about to soften, hearing Ye Tiannan's words, the policewoman directly screamed and slashed at Ye Tiannan with one palm.
"Hehe, you're not my opponent, beauty." Ye Tiannan grabbed the policewoman with one hand.
"Let go, let go of me." The policewoman flew up directly, and the scenery under the skirt was unobstructed.
"Purple panties, sullen?" Ye Tiannan's words made the policewoman ashamed and angry.
"Found it." Ye Tiannan took out three purple bags from the wall and put them into his clothes.
The policewoman thought of the purple underwear that Ye Tiannan just said, and immediately the whole person almost fainted without shame.
Bai Lulu, Bai Lulu, you have lived for 21 years, and you have never been so humiliated by a bastard, if you don't arrest this bastard today, you will be sorry, your parents have worked hard to raise themselves for so many years.
Seeing Ye Tiannan turn around to leave, how could Bai Lulu let go of Ye Tiannan, she immediately snorted again and rushed up, this time the whole person rushed up, and her hands directly prepared the waist of the card owner Ye Tiannan, after all, Ye Tiannan was more than 20 centimeters taller than her.
He was ready to card Ye Tiannan, put his legs against Ye Tiannan's legs, and then threw him out, this trick is a nirvana learned in the police academy, it is almost tried and tested, no matter how strong a person is, it is difficult to resist this move.
Seeing that Ye Tiannan didn't seem to realize the power of this move, and was held up by his legs, Bai Lulu was overjoyed, and kicked forward hard, wanting to fly Ye Tiannan out.
But to her surprise, when her legs kicked desperately, it was like kicking against a wall, but it shocked her legs numb.
"Beauty, what are you going to make trouble with, I said, I don't have the heart to play with you now, if you are reluctant to let me go, I will come back to you next time."
didn't see Ye Tiannan make any moves, Bai Lulu screamed, and the whole person was thrown aside.
"Goodbye, beautiful officer!" Ye Tiannan also saluted Bai Lulu, and then turned around and walked out.
"Bastard!" Bai Lulu wanted to stand up and chase out, but she felt a pain in her waist, and couldn't help but exhale lightly, touching her waist with one hand while looking at the wall that had been unrecognizable.
"Bastard!" Bai Lulu shouted loudly again.
At this time, Ye Tiannan had already rushed back to the Longcheng community in the car, and when he returned to the community, Ye Tiannan was still a little apprehensive in his heart, he was afraid that the crazy old man gave him three empty tips, and that would be fucked.
Back in the room, Ye Tiannan took out the three sachets, which had been marked with serial numbers, and each bag had a number written on it.
Ye Tiannan marked the No. 1 bag.
With trembling hands, he opened the bag, for more than 20 years, Ye Tiannan had never been so excited and scared as today.
When the bag was opened, there was only a blank sheet of paper inside.
Ye Tiannan was stunned for a moment, and looked through the bag over and over again, but there was nothing else. I'll go, this can't be a prank by a crazy old man and himself.
Ye Tiannan was afraid of what bullshit was written on the white paper.
He picked up the white paper from the ground, but there was a pile of medicinal herbs written on it. There are two more sentences below the medicinal herbs.
"Life and death are not up to fate, wealth is at ease." This sentence was written by Ye Tiannan to Long Qianqian at that time.
Except for the medicinal herbs and these two sentences, there is not a single word left on the entire blank paper.
"I'll go, shouldn't it be a crazy old man playing himself, only writing about medicinal materials, not how to get it, is this a test of his wisdom?" Ye Tiannan couldn't help but want to open the second bag. Holding back the thought in his heart, Ye Tiannan suddenly moved.
Isn't Fang Juan dead at this time? Life and death are already out of their own control, so life and death are not up to fate, wealth is at ease, which means that there are arrangements in the dark, whether poor or rich have their own set of laws, that is to say, many things, you obviously don't believe it, but it just happened, these two sentences, Ye Tiannan remembered very clearly, the crazy old man explained to himself at that time.
So, in this case, these herbs are completely based on the little knowledge they have learned?
If it really doesn't work, then it can only rely on the will of God. Ye Tiannan glanced at Fang Juan who was lying on the bed, and hurriedly ran out, the longer Fang Juan was delayed at this time, the more dangerous it became.
Soon, Ye Tiannan bought back these herbs, these herbs are not precious at all, and they can be bought in any pharmacy. The mad old man's ability lies in his ability to match herbs, not in the herbs themselves.
In the view of the crazy old man, a person who relies on the so-called good herbs to cure people is completely an expensive gamble, and the kind of person who is not worthy of the divine doctor, a real divine doctor, does not need good herbs at all, just relying on ordinary herbs can also cure people, this is the real divine doctor.
Of course, Ye Tiannan didn't want to be a miracle doctor, at this time, he just wanted to cure Fang Juan, which was what he wanted most at this time.
glanced at Fang Juan lying on the bed again.
"Juanzi, you must hold on, I believe you will definitely return to Brother Tiannan."
Taking out the small stove he bought from the pharmacy, Ye Tiannan got busy directly in the kitchen.
"Wow, it smells so good, what are you doing?" Luo Li jumped in from outside the door. Seeing Ye Tiannan pounding an incense burner, he walked over with a curious expression.
"It's nothing, it's decoction." Ye Tiannan didn't reply.
"Decoctions?" Luo Li was stunned for a moment, and then said a little disbelief.
"Where is there a decoction with such a fragrance, I don't believe it." Luo Li reached over as she spoke, trying to open the lid on the stove and take a look.
was slapped away by Ye Tiannan with his hand.
"Are you crazy?"
"What are you doing, this is definitely not medicine, stinky rascal, you must lie to me."
The current little girl, Ye Tiannan can't understand it, and she was promoted from an uncle to a stinky hooligan.
Seeing that Ye Tiannan ignored herself, Luo Li came over again.
"I say, stinky rascal, are you sure it's medicine? I can smell it. ”
"You can smell it from so far away, do you need to get close to smell it?"
"I hate it, is it fragrant in front of you, stinky rascal, okay, I'll just smell it, and I won't delay you anyway." Ye Tiannan turned his head and looked at Luo Li.
"You want to take this medicine?"
"I didn't say that, I just said I wanted to smell it." Although Luo Li said so, her eyes were always staring at the herbs in the stove, but she didn't believe Ye Tiannan's nonsense at all, and she hadn't smelled the Chinese medicine herself, just that smell could smoke people to death, how could it be so fragrant, smelling this smell, it was very similar to the smell of stewed chicken.
The more she smelled it, the more she felt like it, Luo Li took advantage of Ye Tiannan's defenselessness and grabbed the lid with one hand.
Ye Tiannan didn't stop this time, looking at Luo Li screaming and jumping in place, he couldn't help laughing.
"I told you a long time ago, you just don't believe it, this time you got tricked."
"Stinky rascals, bad rascals, stupid rascals." Luo Li had tears in her eyes, bit her lower lip, and walked over and wanted to step on Ye Tiannan with her feet, but was dodged by Ye Tiannan.
Luo Li, who didn't step on it, looked even more sad, glared at Ye Tiannan hard, turned around and ran out.
At this time, Ye Tiannan naturally didn't have the heart to comfort an injured little Luo Li, at this time, all his thoughts were on this furnace of medicine, looking at the medicine furnace in front of him, Ye Tiannan's heart was not relaxed at all.
The crazy old man, he didn't write clearly on the paper how to decoct the medicine, this is really fucked up, he can only rely on his imagination, and when he saw the crazy old man decoction, when the crazy old man decocted the medicine, unlike other people, he never put water in the decoction, but put the water into a bag, and put the evenly matched herbs on top of the bag.
Let the herbs and water not be in contact at all, and when you eat it at the end, you don't need to drink the medicinal soup, and the most amazing thing is that the herbs that have been matched by the crazy old man not only do not have the traditional unpleasant medicinal taste, but have a strange medicinal fragrance.
It smells like it is not fried herbs, but what delicacies from the mountains and seas, which is also the most magical place of the crazy old man, turning decay into magic, it can be said to describe the crazy old man's ability to fry herbs.