Chapter 0036: The Prisoner Shows His Magical Powers
Seeing that the situation was wrong, Hongcui dodged to dodge Xu Song's attack. Xu Changyou suffered, his hat was knocked off the ground, and his face immediately swollen after two large palms. Xu Song was crazy, pounding and kicking him headless and kicking. Xu Changyou had nowhere to hide, nowhere to hide, so he could only ask for mercy again and again.
Xu Song howled: "I think at the beginning, you were so poor that you didn't have a meal, and you were so poor that you were about to show your belly, who took you in to live in my house?" Your conscience has been eaten by dogs, and for so many years, I have enshrined you to eat, drink and sleep well, what about you? If you have nothing to do, you can provoke the vixen. I don't care, I won't live if I kill you~~~" As he spoke, Xu Song caught a glimpse of a pair of scissors at the head of the bed, and he was about to stab him when he grabbed it.
Xu Changyou was frightened, grabbed her hand tightly, knelt in front of her, and Mrs. Chang screamed shortly.
Hongcui saw that she was making a lot of noise, not only did she not avoid it, but she came up and said with a smile: "What is Mrs. doing so angrily? ”
Xu Song seemed to have discovered Hongcui at this time, and his anger shifted to Hongcui. She trembled with excitement, pointed her hand at Hongcui and scolded: "I knew you were a vixen, you are really a vixen!" If I don't kill you today, I won't be a woman! ”
Saying that, Xu Song wanted to stab Hongcui with scissors again, but fortunately, Xu Changyou was afraid of her life and kept stopping her. Hongcui sat on the chair nonchalantly, and said lightly: "I said that Mrs. can't think about it too much, it's nothing more than the Xu family's incense, it's a child, who is born or not?" ”
Xu Song's lungs were about to explode when she heard this, the children of the Xu family had to be born in the next life, and the children born to other women would have to die if they didn't live for three days.
Hongcui smiled again, and gently persuaded Xu Song's to say, "In this way, Mrs. misunderstood Master Xu." ”
Xu Song was stunned and asked, "Why did I misunderstand him?" ”
Hongcui stood up and walked to the dresser, took out a peony hairpin from the box and said, "Master Xu thinks that the New Year is approaching, and he wants to buy a gift for his wife, and asks me if there is a good style here, so he can still play one." I said that such a rich and glorious lady is only worthy of this peony hairpin. The master said that he would take my hairpin out and give it to his wife. I said what to fight, just take this of mine and give it to Madame. I want my Hongcui to enter the house for two days, and I eat and drink all with my wife's, so I have to honor my wife, don't you? ”
Seeing the hairpin, Xu Song's eyes lit up, and he let go of the scissors and asked Xu Changyou: "Is she telling the truth?" ”
Xu Changyou nodded again and again and said it was true. Xu Songshi turned his anger into laughter, threw the scissors on the bed, and said to Hongcui: "I said that the girl is smart and clever, and she is not an ignorant person. Since the girl has a heart, I'm not welcome, so I'll take it first. As she spoke, she snatched the hairpin and held it in her hand and said to Xu Changyou: "Master, since you go home, you should go to the slave's room first, what are you doing hiding here?" ”
At this time, Xu Changyou could only follow Hongcui's words and say nonsense such as playing hairpins. He didn't know that Xu Song's drunkard didn't mean to drink, but to care about the joy of the bed. She grabbed Xu Changyou's ears and dragged him to her room: "The master is back today, how many days has the slave family not seen the master?" Go, go, the slave family has something to do with the master~~~"
Successfully solved Xu Changyou and the tigress, Hongcui clapped her hands easily, this toss, it is estimated that she will not get up until noon tomorrow, and she will have a good night's sleep. It's just that Cui's is still in the room, and seeing that there is no one around to support him, at this moment Mrs. was confused by this fox spirit hairpin, so she could only leave in a huff.
This night, Xu Changyou tried his best to flatter his wife because of his losses. Early the next morning, he hurried away under the pretext of business. As the saying goes, stealing chickens doesn't make rice, he regrets it very much, fortunately Hongcui's girl is clever, otherwise I'm afraid there is only half a life left now.
After drinking a bowl of wontons on the street, Xu Changyou came to the yamen. Since marrying Feixia, he hasn't come to the yamen for a while, and he doesn't know if there have been any major events in the yamen recently. When Li opened the gate of the yamen and saw that the chief was coming, he hurriedly tied his robe, rubbed his eyes, and said, "Gu Zhaofa's family from Shangjiamen is here, and he has given the yamen ten pigs and twenty sheep, thanks to his blessing, the prisoners in the cell can eat a few catties of meat under the New Year." The villain made his own decisions and gave the nephew of the Gu family an extra hour of sunbathing time every day. Does the adult say that the villain is reasonable or not? ”
Xu Changyou nodded and said yes. Inadvertently, it is the end of the year, think about the fact that these prisoners in the yamen should also use their magical powers, those who have money to pay, and those who have things to do, the yamen can be bribed from top to bottom, and he can also make a good year. He secretly thought in his heart, this year is no more than in previous years, there is one more Feixia outside the house, and he has to give a share of the past. The Yaksha in the family is good at calculating, she has always been very clear about what is nothing, she knows if she has a little less meat money, and it would be good if she could think of some more money.
But Li didn't know how much he had in mind, so he took the lead and asked the principal to sit in the signing room, and boiled a cup of strong tea and brought it over. Xu Changyou drank strong tea and asked, "Is there anything in the yamen recently?" Li Yulin is still honest, right? ”
Tolerance Li Shili stood at the bottom and replied: "There is nothing big in the yamen, and Li Yulin is quite honest, but recently there have been a lot of rats in the prison, and they squeak when there is nothing to do." Especially at night, the screams made people panic, and many places in the prison were bitten into a big hole. ”
"What?" Xu Changyou took the case and shouted: "This is worth it!" What if the criminals take the opportunity to escape from the hole? These are all criminals of the imperial court, out of the fork, let alone being promoted and getting rich, you and I have to move our heads! ”
Tolerance Li was taken aback: "Your Excellency is right!" What can I do? It's better to be on an errand at night and let the jailers catch rats, anyway, they have nothing to do, they will only drink and gamble and sleep a lot. ”
Xu Changyou shook his head and pondered: "That's not a way, by the way, Chai Degui from Xiadingmen is a carpenter, let him make a few mouse traps and plug all the holes in the prison." Also, Xu Honglu from Zhongyimen, his family runs a medicine shop, let him prescribe some rat medicine, ginseng, angelica, cordyceps, bullwhip or something. ”
Tolerance Li Liansheng praised the adult for being wise and thoughtful. With these precious medicinal materials, everyone can make up for the New Year.
There was a shouting sound outside the yamen, and Xu Changyou felt a little strange. In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, what is there any injustice at the feet of the Son of Heaven? Besides, officials and people should not come to this yamen to complain if they have grievances, this is just a place where prisoners are held. The key is who dares to smash the hall here, is it because of the courage of the ambitious leopard?
Before Xu Changyou could figure it out, he saw a man with a short stature, dark skin, and a thief-looking man barging in, shouting for help.