Chapter 0147: The Master is a Dog

Since that day, after an excerpt, in the next three days, Zhang Jixian connected three more excerpts, all of which were general content: nothing more than to commend Wu Fengyi, the imperial history of the left capital of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, for being honest and honest, and self-appreciating himself, which can be described as a loyal minister and the like. Emperor Qianlong saw a lot, and he didn't approve it, but he didn't send it. However, Zhang Jixian's successive excerpts made Wu Scorpion feel at ease. At first, he secretly checked every day, but later he didn't even look at it, and even went to the military plane.

On this day, Zhang Jixian saw that Wu Scorpion had completely relaxed, and he boldly wrote an excerpt in the lobby of the Metropolitan Procuratorate. Seeing Wu Scorpion coming from afar, Zhang Jixian was about to cover up the excerpt, but Wu Scorpion smiled and said: "Brother Zhang, what about writing excerpts again?" ”

Zhang Jixian also smiled: "No, writing excerpts on excerpts is exactly where the position of the elder brother lies." ”

Wu Scorpion patted Zhang Jixian's shoulder and said, "Yes, my brother is right." Hurry up, I'll send someone to the military plane after writing the excerpt. ”

Zhang Jixian hurriedly said: "That's great, I'll finish it right away, and I'll send it to the military plane." The elder brother thought that the emperor was going to see this fold, and he would definitely look at Lao Wu differently. ”

When Wu Scorpion heard this, he was drunk first, and he was blessed by Zhang Jixian, but he was afraid that he would be able to rise to prominence in the future. Wu Scorpion said a few more good words to Zhang Jixian before turning away. After Wu Scorpion left, Zhang Jixian sat down again and began to write excerpts. This excerpt is completely different from the previous ones, he listed Wu Scorpion's corruption and bribery, making friends, and concealing all kinds of fraud, and wrote 5,000 words in three paragraphs. After writing it, it was almost a meal over, and when Wu Scorpion came back. Zhang Jixian has already sealed the fold and handed it to him. Wu Scorpion weighed the amount of excerpts at will. Surprised: "I said Brother Zhang, this fold is not light." Didn't you write a book in it? I've never seen you write such a thick fold before. Why don't you let me see it first? "Let's take it apart and look at it. After all, he was suspicious, and when he saw such a thick fold coming up, he first muttered in his heart.

Zhang Jixian's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he said with a smile: "What is Lao Wu thinking, the excerpts are all about your political achievements, all your political achievements in the past 30 years as an official, the little brother has written them one by one." I think the emperor will definitely praise it when he sees the excerpt. Reward you for your diligence, and reward you with an eye? You have to open it to see, it doesn't matter, just dismantle it, but the little brother is afraid that you won't have time to see it, but it will delay the delivery time. ”

Wu Scorpion looked at the sky, and sure enough, it was already late, and if he didn't deliver the excerpt, he was afraid that it would be tomorrow morning. He was anxious for quick success and wanted the emperor to see this fold as soon as possible. Xindao, no matter what, he is already his own person, and he has been trained by Wu Scorpion in the past few days. The second is two, what else can you do against the truth? Thinking about it, Wu Scorpion smiled. said: "Little brother, what about laughing? Lao Wu, I just don't believe in myself, and my wife also believes in you. After saying that, he immediately ordered someone to send this book to the military plane as soon as possible. Don't wait for the palace gates to close.

After sending the excerpts, Wu Scorpion went home contentedly and waited for the news. Wu Scorpion lives in Luoma Hutong on Yongan Street. He sought death as he walked. In the past few days, I have been busy with the affairs of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, and I almost live in the Metropolitan Procuratorate, and my wife at home still doesn't know what's going on? It turned out that his wife's name was Liu Bichan, and Wu Scorpion was a childhood sweetheart. Don't look at Wu Scorpion, who is called a scorpion, he will have a bite of the yin behind him, but he is wholeheartedly good for Bi Cicada. He and Bi Chan have no sons, and when they were thirty years old, they still accepted a few concubines as concubines under Bi Chan's arrangement, but these concubines were also for nothing, and only one barely gave birth to a daughter. The daughter got married at the age of sixteen, and the son-in-law was also an official, and she was the prefect of Chengdu Prefecture, and her daughter also followed. Today, these women are still the only ones in the house.

Wu Scorpion knew that the other concubines were only greedy for their own money, and only Wu Liu's heart was on themselves. Along the way, Wu Scorpion only thought about Wu Liu's family, for fear that something would happen at home. It turned out that Wu Liu's family suffered from madness ten years ago, and in the past few years, he has become more and more strict, often either smashing the pot or smashing the cylinder. When Wu Scorpion was in the Metropolitan Procuratorate, from time to time, a small servant in the family came in to complain, saying that the old woman in the family was making trouble again. Other colleagues knew about his situation, and from time to time they also persuaded a few words and said: "Old Wu, the yellow-faced woman at home really can't lock it up." Looking at the face being caught, it affects the appearance of the official. ”

Wu Scorpion always smiled and didn't mind. The same is true of the Wu Liu family in the family, how crazy should they be, and they are not suppressed at all. Today, Wu Scorpion is busy with the affairs of the Metropolitan Inspection Academy, and he is finally going home. I was too busy thinking about this for a few days, but today I relaxed a little, and suddenly thought about how to be quiet these days? In the past, when the old wife didn't see her for a day, she had to go to the house and tile, so she had to take Wu Scorpion home and comfort her before leaving. It's been a few days, and no one at home has come to look for him? That's weird! The more Wu Scorpion thought about it, the more wrong it became, and he hurriedly opened the sedan curtain from the inside and reprimanded the sedan chair man: "Are you going to die, slowly, quickly, quickly, go home quickly." ”

The four sedan chair drivers don't know why the old man suddenly got angry, didn't he smile just now, why did he change his face in a blink of an eye? The sedan chair driver didn't dare to talk back, so he had to step forward with eight legs in unison. After a while, the sedan chair man fell off the sedan chair, and it happened that the Wu Mansion had arrived. Wu Scorpion listened to the movement inside, and there was no noisy noise in the house. His heart lowered slightly, and then he raised his heart again, lifted the sedan curtain and came out of it. The little guy at the door lowered his hand and stood up to say hello.

Wu Scorpion asked first, "Is Madame inside?" ”

The little girl replied: "The little one doesn't know, I didn't see my wife go out in the morning." ”

Wu Scorpion stopped asking, but walked in, walked through the courtyard, and went straight to the inner room. The inner chamber was still quiet, which was unusual. Wu Scorpion didn't care about taking off his official uniform, and shouted: "Caixiang, Caixiang." "Caixiang is the girl who waits for Wu Liu's family. Hearing the shout, Caixiang hurriedly came out from behind the screen, and Shi Li whispered, "The master is back?" ”

Seeing that there was no cicada, Wu Scorpion hurriedly asked, "What about Madam?" Why don't you see Madame? ”

Caixiang hurriedly silenced her voice: "Don't make a noise, come with me, master." ”

Wu Scorpion guessed that Bibi Cicada was crazy again, but this time he didn't know what kind of tricks he was making again, so he had to follow Caixiang to the back of the screen. Behind the screen is the sleeping bedroom. Wu Scorpion said in his heart, what about the feelings of Bi Cicada sleeping at this time?

After entering the house, Wu Scorpion saw that Bi Cicada was really sleeping. Wu Scorpion felt a little relieved, sat down on the chair in a dejected manner, and instructed Caixiang: "Startle me, I thought that something had happened to Madame again?" Since there's nothing to do, just wait for me to change my clothes. ”

Caixiang didn't dare to say that the old lady had something to do, so she had to come over and wait for the old lady to change her clothes. Wu Scorpion changed into civilian clothes and asked Caixiang to make tea, but he sat on the chair and rested for a while. He closed his eyes and pondered, it had been an hour since the fold was handed over, and it was almost dinner, and the emperor would be able to see the fold, and at that time, what would the emperor review? I am happy, and Wu Fengyi of the Imperial Court of the Imperial Court has another eye on the peacock flower feather. It turns out that the peacock feathers on this official hat are also exquisite, and they can't reach a certain official rank, so they can't be casually eye-catching. Only officials above the fifth rank can wear a single-eyed flowery feather, and those below the fifth rank can only wear a non-eyed flower. Therefore, it is a great honor to be able to have an extra eye on the flower feather.

He was in a reverie when he suddenly heard a dog barking from the bed opposite. Wu Scorpion thought he was dreaming and didn't care. I didn't know that two more dog barks followed. Wu Scorpion hurriedly opened his eyes and looked inside the bed. This look is not trivial, it turned out that a black male poodle was staring at him with round eyes, and what was even more terrifying was that Bi Cicada was sleeping soundly with this poodle in his right hand.

At this time, Caixiang made tea and came in, and Wu Scorpion pointed to the dog and asked, "This, what's going on?" ”

Caixiang hesitated and said, "The slave doesn't know. Ever since the old man went to the yamen to be on duty, the old woman has been like this. ”

Wu Scorpion asked again, "What is it?" Just hugging this stinky dog? As he spoke, Wu Scorpion's voice raised a lot, only waking up the cicada on the bed. She tilted her head, turned around, and saw that Caixiang was talking to a man, and immediately scolded: "You prodigal hoof, who asked you to bring the man here?" Don't you see me and my husband sleeping? ”

When Wu Scorpion heard this, his head exploded with a bang, and he walked up to Bi Chan with difficulty, and stammered: "Bi Chan, look at me, I'm your master." It's not me you're holding, it's a big dog with a flowery tail! ”

Bi Cicada was annoyed, and a melon was thrown in Wu Scorpion's face and scolded: "Where did the stinky man come from? Are you the dog? My husband is not a dog. My lord is loyal and never does things that lack morality and harm others. Back then, when I was with him, he was still a janitor in the Eighth Master's Mansion. Later, the eighth master promoted him to be an assistant in the military aircraft department, and then got acquainted with the old Huang Ye of Kangxi, which made the history of the Imperial Court of the Imperial Inspectorate. Speaking of which, my lord should thank the eighth prince. Do you say, sir? But it was to the dog. The dog was petted by Wu Liu, as if he understood human language, and barked three times. Bi Chan stroked the dog and said softly: "Good master, good, Bi Chan knows that you are a good person." Over the years, there have always been people who say that our master is corrupt and unfair, but Bi Chan doesn't believe that you can do such a thing. ”

Wu Scorpion froze in place, unable to move for a long time. After a long while, he asked Caixiang, "How many days has Madame been like this?" ”

Caixiang replied: "That's it for the master to go to the yamen." Manager Liu sent someone to find the master twice, and the master either went to court or went out. Seeing that the old lady didn't make trouble or smash it, Mr. Liu said that it was okay to do this, and there was a lot less trouble quietly. ”

Wu Scorpion scolded: "Fart! Is that still good? Sleeping with a dog in your arms all day? So where will I sleep in the future, sir? Affection master, I want to give way to a dog? ”

Caixiang didn't dare to argue, so she just hung her head and said nothing. Wu Scorpion finished his anger and was about to tell Caixiang to find a royal doctor to come in to see his wife, when he raised his eyes and saw someone probing his head outside the door. Wu Scorpion scolded: "Who's outside? Get in. ”

It was Wu Scorpion's follower Zhao Jiu who came in, and he knelt down and kowtowed first when he entered the door. Wu Scorpion scolded: "What are you doing sneakily outside? ”

Zhao Jiu hurriedly said: "It's not an important matter, and the little ones don't dare to come into the inner room." The little one heard that the old man was involved! (To be continued......)