Chapter 588: The way to test whether you are thin or not - He Shao is dirty
After the old man He and the second elder of the Xu family arrived in Qing City, they naturally lived in the new house of their son's (son-in-law's) family.
After the decoration has been drying for a while, the floor tiles, floors, wall stucco and the like are all environmentally friendly materials, and even said that you can move in directly without drying; The furniture is made by Tuohe's father, all the same old elm, only a layer of waterproof varnish, very original beauty.
In the garden before and after the villa, a few wooden chairs are also installed, and when the weather is good, sit on the wooden chairs to bask in the sun or play Tai Chi, and the days are not too comfortable.
Several old people were quite satisfied with their stay, and the second elder of the Xu family even wanted to set up a nest in Qing City.
Xu Huixiang couldn't cry or laugh: "Mom and Dad, isn't this your house?" When do you want to live and when you come, the room is ready for you, what kind of house to buy. And to be honest, the housing in the community has long been gone, and other communities don't have such a good environment. It was not easy to subdue the old man's stupid heart.
Old man He is not as impulsive as the second elder of the Xu family, except for the youngest son, there is a room for him here, isn't there the eldest grandson's house next door, the eldest grandson has already said, the wedding room is renovated and must leave him a spacious and comfortable room downstairs, after the birth of the great-grandson, he will definitely come to his grandmother's house to live, and then he will follow, teasing his grandson or something, the more he thinks about it, the better, and can't help but his tail in front of the second elder of the Xu family:
"I bought it and wasted it, Ah Qing's new house, and also said that he would leave me a big room, and in the future, his baby will come to his grandmother's house as a guest, and I am not an outsider, and there is a place to live......"
"Hmph." Old Lady Xu replied to him arrogantly, "Ah Qing is your grandson, and Weiwei is still my granddaughter." He turned his head and said to his wife, "When I turned around, I told Weiwei that the new house should be left for the two of us, otherwise I won't be with her." ”
Old man Xu has long been accustomed to his wife's character, at this time he either nodded or smiled without saying anything, in short, he must not say that his wife is not, otherwise the cannon is not pointed at Old Man He but him.
Old Man He blew his beard: "Ah Qing's house is not as big as Ah Xiang's, the guest room downstairs is at the top, you climb the stairs to live upstairs, and you have to consider whether Ah Qing and the two are willing." People are newly married, loving and loving, are you embarrassed to live next door? ”
"I'm ......," the old lady was so choked that she couldn't speak. But no, after all, it's a wedding room, and she can't understand the meaning of the wedding room as a person who has come over? Suddenly, some faces were red.
Xu Huixiang listened to it and sobbed, holding her forehead and thinking about how to persuade her, she saw the car of the He family through the floor-to-ceiling window, the first group of guests arrived, her eyes lit up, and she quickly got up and said, "They are here, I'll go out to pick them up." "Take the opportunity to slip away.
After this interruption, the old people stopped arguing, and got up and walked out of the living room one after another.
When Mrs. Xu saw He Qingdong who came with the He family, she smiled evilly and teased Old Man He: "Your good grandson went directly to my granddaughter's house when he arrived last night, and it is not uncommon to come and squeeze a bed with you old man." ”
I thought that Old Man He would be so angry that he would blow his beard and stare at him when he heard it, but he heard him say: "This trick is good, I know how to please my mother-in-law." If he runs to me as soon as he comes, what will his mother-in-law's family think if they find out? Don't you take them seriously...... Not to mention, I did the same when I was talking to someone, Ah Qing has the style of my youth......"
"......" Mrs. Xu scolded the stinky and shameless old guy in her heart, can this be done? Forget it, let's talk to our well-behaved granddaughter. After thinking about it, he waved to He Wei with a smile and went to entertain the guests with her daughter.
Old man He saw that there was one less audience, and there was only one old man left, so he called Father He to chat together, saying that back then, talking back then, making everyone laugh.
Originally, if it was just the 40th birthday banquet, Xu Huixiang didn't think about going directly to the restaurant, saving the family from being busy, but now he has added a new home warming, which must be done at his own home, and the more relatives and friends, the better, so he simply adopted the buffet cocktail party that will be held at the general wedding, set up in the large living room with two rooms, and was introduced to a chef who is good at both Chinese and Western food, with an apprentice, and set up a temporary room in the back garden, and the formal kitchen is also fired, but it is generally steamed and stewed. Stir-frying, frying, etc., are all carried out in the makeshift kitchen, so as not to dirty the new kitchen.
In this way, He's mother, who was originally going to come over to help, was also free, and accompanied a few old people to talk, and was pulled by Xu Huixiang to introduce to her colleagues: "Oh, didn't you ask me who did the design at home?" I'm not kidding you, it's my sister's good daughter, and my goddaughter painted it herself. ”
Xu Huixiang's colleagues, who don't know that she has an excellent goddaughter, the grades don't need to be worried about adults, and they understand a lot, and now they have added a home design, and they have pulled over He's mother with envy and jealousy, and asked her how to cultivate her daughter, why is it so good.
Mother He modestly shook her head and waved her hand: "I really don't have any experience, the two of us have no culture, and we all rely on the two children to ......work their own." Mother He was proud in her heart, of course, she couldn't put it on her face, she had to be low-key and low-key, but the corners of her upturned mouth couldn't be suppressed.
Some families have added new houses and are planning to decorate, grinding Xu Huixiang to introduce their goddaughters to them.
Xu Huixiang took out a set of rhetoric prepared in advance: "She was busy during this time, on the day of the old man's seventieth birthday, she showed off a handful of embroidery paintings she sent, and as a result, she recruited a lot of work, all of which were big people who were not easy to offend." If you are not in a hurry, leave a floor plan for me, and I will let her ponder for you when she is free, but there is no guarantee in time, so don't wait if you are in a hurry to decorate. ”
Xu Huixiang has a pedigree in her heart, who doesn't want to decorate the new house as soon as possible, so she just wants them to retreat. It's not that she can't find a good designer outside, it's just that she wants to rub off on her relationship and pay less for the design.
Xu Huixiang is not a fool, she picks up a bunch of jobs for her goddaughter for no reason, and she may not be able to get a favor when it is over. Aside from a few close friends, most of my colleagues are human beings, and to put it mildly, there is a cheap way to take advantage of the flock, and there is no benefit to get out of the way. If it weren't for the fact that the warm house needs to be more lively, and her colleagues are not easy to invite, she doesn't want to invite a few people to the door.
Sure enough, as soon as she said this, most people stopped talking and talked about furniture instead.
Xu Huixiang said with a smile: "I asked He Ji to order this, if you want it, I will give you a business card in a while." ”
He Mu was puzzled for a while. What Mr. He? When did the old man of her family become the boss?
Xu Huixiang pulled her aside, smiled and bit her ear: "My brother has opened a factory to do engineering, why can't he be called the president?" Eldest sister, just hold your head high and go on, don't extinguish your own prestige. Also, these people obviously take a fancy to these furniture in my house, and they will ask you about the price when they come back, if you move out of me, don't be embarrassed, you should charge as much as you want, anyway, this wood and handwork can be seen, don't lose yourself because of my relationship. There is no need to settle on them, how much work does the old brother have in his hands, just go down the back row, if you want to wait, you can wait, if you don't want to wait, we don't lack that small business with one or two orders, big sister, you say it's a cut? ”
He Mu nodded vigorously.
When there was no one around, he pulled his daughter and sighed with emotion: "Now your father is majestic, and the boss is disgusted, so he is directly the president." ”
He Wei pursed her lips and straightened her lips: "Mom, this is just a title, and it is all shouted to people who are not familiar with it, like those who are more familiar with our family, which one calls Dad?" ”
"That's just as well." He Mu nodded, and stopped drilling the tip of the horns. Anyway, whether it is Boss He or Mr. He, they are all her bald and fat old Comrade He, he dares to do bad things with these gimmicks, hum...... Sometimes, Hemu is also very domineering and leaky.
No, after eating birthday wine and hot pot rice in the warm house at He's house, Mother He, with a bad heart for her children, pulled Father He to the new house next door with a pile of wood, and pulled Comrade He's ear and said: "People call you Mr., that's polite, don't really think that you are a big boss." Let me tell you, it's not easy to make a few dollars, and depending on how hard you work in getting up early and working in the dark, you can't just think about spending the money you earn......"
Father He shouted "ouch" in pain, and before he could understand what was going on, he was criticized by his daughter-in-law. finally understood the cause and effect, and was speechless.
Women just like to think about it, and the shadow is nothing, so they worry that he "will become bad if he is rich", tsk.
"Tsk, tsk, don't take it seriously, I'll tell you! What I'm talking about is real, like who is older than you, and ...... a little money."
He's father couldn't distinguish his daughter-in-law with his mouth, but he still had a handful of strength, so he carried the person and went to bed to communicate.
At noon, I drank a few glasses of wine with the two old men, and I was busy with my work some time ago, and the two of them hadn't been intimate for more than a month. It was very quiet here, the door was locked, and the son and daughter didn't have to enter, because the key hadn't been given to them yet.
Mother He's face flushed with shame, but she still complied with him.
The second time I said that I was not allowed to say anything, because my daughter called and said that the hairy foot son-in-law was going to leave to return to the train station, and as a mother-in-law, she naturally had to send it off.
Father He, who had drunk too much and had just finished venting, was thrown on the bed, snoring and snoring.
Looking at the man sleeping like a dead pig, He Mu suddenly felt that her previous worries were purely unnecessary.
Not to mention whether Comrade Lao He's dull temperament of not being able to beat a fart with three sticks is likely to grow crooked and become bad, just say that the money he earned was all handed over to her. So what kind of man becomes bad when he is rich, the premise is that he has to be rich, isn't it? But where is Lao He's money? - How did she get bad?
After figuring it out, Mother He exhaled calmly and went briskly to send off her hairy foot son-in-law.
In order to spend more alone time with Xiao Nizi, He Qingdong wanted to go out early, but he was not going to go to the station directly, but wanted to find a place in Qingshi to have a small meeting or something, but as a result, he became the future brother-in-law who drove him to the train station and the little cousin who carried his luggage.
When I came, I had two changes of clothes, and when I went, in addition to a portable suitcase, I also had a travel bag and a convenient bag, which was the fruit and snacks that my mother-in-law and aunt asked him to eat on the road.
Fortunately, the brother-in-law and the little cousin finally have a little conscience, and the high-wattage big bulb did not start from beginning to end, but sent him and Xiao Nizi to the VIP waiting hall and ran away, saying that it was time to check in to pick up He Wei home.
"Puff ......" Looking at the eldest young master's tangled expression, He Wei laughed unkindly.
He Qingdong looked at her helplessly, and suddenly hooked the corners of his mouth with a wicked smile, and threw her down on the leather couch.
He Wei was so frightened that she almost kicked him: "You're crazy!" People come and go, don't you want the image of a soldier? ”
"Where are the people coming?" Uncle He raised his chin and motioned for her to look. Well, in the huge waiting hall, there are only two or three kittens, and most of the sofa chairs are empty.
But even so, you can't do nonsense, after all, it's a public place. She glanced at him and pushed him away to sit up.
How could He Qingdong really mess around with her in such a place, isn't this nonsense, just playing with her, then sat up, pinched her face, and said, "It's hot inside, take off your coat." I won't mess with you anymore, I'll lie down for a while and you pluck out my ears? ”
This He Wei has no opinion, and originally wanted him to lie down and rest for a while. So he took out the ear picker, moved the bag to the coffee table, moved to the end of the sofa, measured his body size and the proportion of the couch, and he should be able to lie down, so he patted his leg and said, "Lie down." ”
He Qingdong suddenly wanted to laugh, how could the baby daughter-in-law be so cute.
He Dashao was lying on his side facing his daughter-in-law, and seemed to be very cooperative in asking his daughter-in-law to pluck his ears, but in fact, his hands were very dishonestly rubbing around He Wei's small waist, and he noticed that his daughter-in-law was moving, so he hurriedly stopped and said, "Why did you lose weight?" Did you not eat well at school? ”
Being brought up by this topic, He Wei forgot about his previous dishonesty, and carefully plucked out his ears while saying, "The weight is not light, where is the weight lost." ”
"My chin is pointed, and I said I wasn't thin. The waist is also smaller, and the hands used to be just clasped together, but now they are still free...... I'll take a look," Uncle He took the opportunity to rub another handful of his daughter-in-law's oil, touched his waist, and said seriously: "At least three centimeters down." ”
He Wei couldn't help laughing: "How can it be so exaggerated." ”
"Well, there's another way to test if you're thin."
Two restless paws climbed all the way up from He Wei's front waist, and soon, through the fabric, covered the two perfectly developed peaches on her chest.
If He Wei hadn't figured it out, he would really be a fool, and he pulled down his big palm speechlessly, "Do you want me to poke your ears through when you pluck your ears?" ”
He Dashao chuckled: "Otherwise, how could there be such a poem as 'Peony flowers are also merry to die and be ghosts'?" ”
He Wei: "......"
(Er Kang's hand) return my former unsmiling brother He!! (To be continued.) )