Chapter 15: Misfortune
And just when the black-haired vitality girl stepped into the new green world, after an electric shock treatment, a teenager named Kamijo Dangma, alias God Purity Demon Seeker, was in the midst of daily misfortune.
"Why are you looking at me with a tearless expression?" Mai Qin crossed her hands and said to the young man opposite, "Anyway, it's okay, get out of the way!" I have a big deal to do with this vending machine!"
"Uh......"
Kamijo looked at the girl, and then at the vending machine.
Although the girl in front of her is an outright attempted murderer, is it really good if she doesn't tell her about the money being paid by this vending machine?
Of course, it wasn't that he didn't want to see Mikoto's depressed expression, but the terrible consequences of the thought that she would surely turn her anger on him afterwards were chilling.
"This vending machine seems to be going to eat money."
"I know."
Mai Trin replied without thinking. Now, on the contrary, Kamijo can't figure out what Mikoto wants to do.
βοΌοΌοΌ Knowing that you will eat money, you still have to invest money in it? Could it be that this thing is a piggy box? β
"Stupid! I've got a trick! Even if you don't invest money, you will fall out of the secret trick of drinking!"
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There is a bad premonition, a very bad premonition, since this secret trick will be called a secret trick, it can be seen that it has been used many times in daily life, and again, the last article was eaten by this vending machine for 2,000 yuan.
And the failure of the vending opportunity is probably because of ......
"Tokiwadai Middle School Secret, Oblique Forty-Five Degree Strike Machine Qì Repair Method!"
Accompanied by "Drink --!" With an exaggerated roar, Mikoto in a skirt actually gave an upper kick to the side of the vending machine, but unfortunately, she was wearing shorts (safety pants) in a sports uniform under her skirt, which really ruined the atmosphere.
After a loud bang, there was a clattering sound of something falling from the vending machine, and then a jar of juice appeared from the pick-up port.
"This one was so old that the springs that held the drink in place were loose. Unfortunately, the only downside of this secret trick is that you don't know which one will fall out of it - what's wrong with you? β
"Nothing."
Kamijo's whole body felt like he had fallen into an ice hole, and he replied in a stiff tone.
"Then again, since it's called Tokiwadai Junior High School's 'secret secret' trick, do you often do this kind of thing?"
"That's it for girls! Don't have any romantic fantasies about girls' schools!"
"......" is a cruel reality, Kamijo thought to himself.
"What I'm saying is, you people do this kind of thing every day, no wonder the vending machine is broken!"
"What's the matter, why are you angry, it's not dangerous to you!"
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"By the way, how did you know that this vending machine will eat ......" Halfway through speaking, Mai Trin paused for a moment: "...... You're not going to be paid for, are you? β
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"Huh? Eaten for money? Really eaten for money? Hey, don't shake your fists! Honestly, I'm honest, you're really being eaten up by this vending machine, that's why you're standing here in a daze? β
ββ¦β¦ If I am honest, how will you react? β
"Needless to say, of course, take a picture of your stupidity and send it to the world...... Just kidding! I'm kidding! Don't move your feet slowly and measure the distance of your swing! It's horrible!"
Kamijo sighed and relaxed the strength of his whole body.
Even if you are angry with her, two thousand yuan will not come back, and the loser will look like a loser, so let's go home obediently. So Kamijo turned his back to Maikoto in frustration.
Looking at Uejo's gloomy back, Mikoto crossed her hands on her waist and sighed with a bored expression.
"Wait a minute! Tell me, how much money were you eaten? β
ββ¦β¦ I don't want to say, I don't want to say, I don't want to say. β
Shangjo looked at the girl in front of him, and according to his previous understanding of her, it would definitely not be a plot development like "I was eaten for two thousand yuan...... and "I'm so pitiful......".
No matter how you think about it, it should be like a Warring States military general, "Whahahahahaha!" Laughter is more likely.
However, Mikoto's expression became quite serious (perhaps a little bit of responsibility).
"I promise you, I will never laugh! And I'll also use secret tricks to help you get the money back, saying how much money you were eaten. β
What a secret trick! Uejo's eyes shone with excitement, and at this time, Uejo's thinking circuit didn't expect that if it weren't for Maikoto kicking the vending machine with secret tricks all day long, there would be no situation today.
Although I was a little afraid of being labeled as a "stupid person who was eaten by a vending machine for 2,000 yuan", I was in Mai Tamin's "Don't laugh!" Really don't laugh! I really won't laugh at you!" Under the urging of , I couldn't help but say it.
ββ¦β¦ Two thousand yen. β
"Two thousand dollars? Why this strange amount? β
After speaking, Mai Trin realized:
"Wait, two thousand dollars? It can't be a $2,000 bill, right? Wow! I really want to see it! I really want to see it! It turns out that the 2,000 dollar banknote is not extinct yet? That's probably a banknote issued in the last century. β
"Huh...... Hahahaha! No wonder it's eaten by vending machines! Now you can't even see the 2,000 yen bill in the cash register of a convenience store! Wha!"
Mai Trin still laughed maniacally, albeit in a completely different direction.
Kamijo couldn't help but hold his head and shout, "You liar!"
He really didn't want to say that it was 2,000 yuan, and there was a big reason why he inserted the 2,000 yuan into the vending machine to change the money.
"Hehe, you must spit out the 2,000 dollar bill and show it to me...... If you come out with two pieces of 1,000 yuan, I won't spare you, rotten machine!"
Mai Trin stood on the front of the vending machine and gently placed the palm of her right hand on the coin hole.
At this time, a question suddenly appeared in Kamijo's heart.
"But what do you have to do to get the vending machine to spit out the money?"
"How?"
Mai Trin paused for a moment and continued:
"That's it."
In an instant, a blue-white spark resembling lightning was released from Mai Trin's palm, hitting the vending machine directly.
The vending machine, which looked heavy with a loud bang, shook back and forth as if it had been violently rammed by a sumo wrestler, and thick black smoke came out of the metal cracks of the vending machine, which was like a funny manga plot.
The upper face is green, and the whole face is green.
"Huh, it's strange, do I have that much power? Yes! But there are a lot of drinks that fall out! Hey, I haven't come back for 2,000 yuan, but these drinks should be worth more than 2,000 yuan, so I should be able to- hey! Why don't you run away without looking back! Heyβ"
Uejo didn't look back, he used all his strength to start running wildly, even if it was a centimeter or a centimeter away from the vending machine.
The upper article, which has usually gone through countless bad luck, knows very well that the plot will develop after a second.
"The ...... Damn it! What a misfortune!"
At the moment when Uejo thought so, the vending machine siren, which usually remains silent even if he was kicked by a flying kick, was like trying to vent the resentment accumulated in his heart in one breath, and howled with all his strength.
As if responding to a bullied companion, the cylindrical cleaning machine around him flashed with a dripping red light, and greeted him.
Is...... Unfortunately.
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