The price of the joke is the silver of the white flowers! Zhu Xishi picked up a hammer-like fist and smashed his head hard.

Zhu Xishi, you are really a pig's head!

Glancing at the man stripped naked on the bed, as if he had seen a juicy little fresh meat bun that had just come out of the cage, Zhu Xi couldn't stop swallowing his saliva.

Shih Tzu, Shih Tzu, calm down! Hurriedly shook off his brain that had entered the water, picked up the iced handkerchief again, and wiped his hot body vigorously.

"Did you save the country in your last life? can actually let the old lady wipe your back for you. Oh, sins, sins. ”

Inadvertently, his fingers touched the man's back, a jade-like slippery feeling; Suddenly, the excitement of the brain filled Zhu Xishi's whole body.

Male face trouble, male face trouble! I was innocent in the past, but I was ruined by you, the enemy.

What's even worse is that this kid doesn't seem to want to admit it yet!

At this time, the man on the bed suddenly moved; Zhu Xishi hurriedly withdrew his hand and looked at him alertly. The man who gradually woke up turned his head with great difficulty, and met Zhu Xishi's big eyes.

"It's you?!"

Zhu Xishi, who laughed twice, glanced at him and replied, "It's not me, who do you think it is?" ”

The horror on the man's face was like a dark cloud pressing down on his face, and suddenly, he found himself wearing only a pair of trousers, lying naked in front of Zhu Xishi.

As if he had been greatly humiliated, in an instant, the man exploded.

"What do you do to me, fat woman!"

it! The dog bit Lu Dongbin, the old lady spent a lot of money to save your life, and scolded me for being a fat woman, and then I was angry: "You call me a fat woman again!" ”

The man on the couch hurriedly covered his walk with his hands, and scolded Zhu Xi in shock and anger: "Do you have any shame, don't you know if men and women kiss or not!" ”

"Whew!" Before the man finished teaching, Zhu Xishi took a bite of him, "Don't tell me the truth here, if the old lady didn't 'kiss' you like this, your kid would have gone to Hades to report." ”

was scolded by Zhu Xishi, but the man calmed down a lot. My mind settled, and then I remembered what happened in the dark room that night; Isn't she the dominatrix who just wants to slaughter herself and make human meat buns?

The man hurriedly turned to the corner, retreated three inches, and confronted Zhu Xishi nervously.

"Come less!! What the hell are you doing, you dominatrix! ”

"The old lady is kneeling today, is your brain really burned out? I can't see clearly, what's going on in front of me? ”

Be a good person, this is the end of being a good person, and you will take revenge! Zhu Xishi was really angry.

"Don't say anything, you were kind enough to save me"

"Or else?"

Zhu Xishi glanced at him, and he really felt grateful. It's rare that you, uncle, can take the time to think of me Zhu Xi!

"Don't be cowardly there, I remember it all, I saw it in the dark room that night!"

"Ho! Are you serious? Move your pig's head and think about it. If I really want to slaughter you to make steamed buns, I will spend a lot of money to hire a doctor for you, catch medicine, and let you live until now. ”

When Zhu Xishi said this, the man on the bed felt a little credible. But the guard still did not relax, and the alert asked: "Really?" ”

"It's not true, is it still cooked? The old lady was really defeated by you, and I can't wait to chop you up to make buns. ”

replied ruthlessly, and Zhu Xishi angrily threw the handkerchief in his hand into the wooden basin, and suddenly splashed a splash of water on the side of the bed.

"Save people, save people, why do you have nothing to do with taking off people's clothes? How can people not be misunderstood. ”

"You are an old lady, you have nothing to do when you are full, are you willing to serve your uncle! carried you a big man on his back, walked more than 30 miles, and rescued you from Tianlong Mountain; Waiting for you with good soup and medicine, you have a high fever that does not go away, and you have wiped your body all night."

When looking at Zhu Xi, who was getting more and more angry the more he talked, the man was also embarrassed, knowing that he was at a loss, and he didn't dare to squeak for a long time.

"Kindness is a donkey's liver and lungs! I really should let you die with that second-class killer on Tianlong Mountain. ”

"Ahem" The man circled his hand, put it to his mouth and pretended to cough twice, reminding, "Sister, although it is a loss, please pay attention to your wording." Two big men, what martyrdom is not martyrdom"

"Cut, you know you don't like it? When you call the old lady fat woman, why don't you pay attention to it. ”

The man turned his face away embarrassedly, smiled dryly, and muttered in his heart: This fat woman can't see that she is really sensitive.

"Hey, you're a big man, what kind of little woman's mind are you playing there? Are you still suspicious of me and plotting against you?! ”

I can't see such a yang and yin face, and it's really uncomfortable to have a stalk in my heart! He grabbed his laundry and threw it to the man.

"Put it on, follow me!"

After a verbal battle, the man also learned a little that this Zhu was an acute person in the past. I had to follow the intention, quickly got dressed, and followed silently, not knowing what she wanted to do.

Out of the wing room, through the small courtyard, the angry Zhu Xishi led the man to a small house made of maple.

Zhu Xishi pushed open the wooden door with one hand, slapped his palm on the door panel, turned his face and shouted loudly.

"Look clearly! That's what you call a dark room! ”

The man who was suspicious of the letter, when he bypassed Zhu Xi, stepped forward to take a look. What kind of dark room is this, at first glance, it is an ordinary family's kitchen! The man's face suddenly burned hot.

The truth is revealed, it turned out to be a misunderstanding! The man who was at a loss glanced at the layout of the cabin again, and said softly: "Sister, you said you were fine, why did you build this kitchen so strictly?"

I'm embarrassed to pick a thorn! Zhu Xishi was immediately ruthless, and said: "You know a hair!" The ancestral Shih Tzu buns of the old lady's family are all made here, if you don't make it strict, can you wait for someone with a heart to steal the teacher? ! ”

Like a defeated rooster, the man suddenly lowered his head and respectfully bowed: "There were many rudeness before the next, please also ask the eldest sister, the adults don't remember the villain, and there are many Haihan." ”

Seeing the man in front of him, he apologized to her thoughtfully, and Zhu Xishi was not the kind of person who grabbed other people's pigtails and didn't let go. Snorted twice, and the previous evil qi also dispersed a lot.

"Forget it, you also made an unintentional mistake. The two of us are also considered to be acquaintances if we don't fight. Zhu Xi waved his hand in a chic manner, what did he care about with him, and he was still a pretty boy.

"By the way, after talking for a long time, I still don't know the son's surname, it's always you, his name, after all, it's indecent."

I can't see that the spicy fat woman just now is still a little elegant. The man was also relieved for a while, and hurriedly answered Zhu Xishi's question: "In Xia Zhao Xiaoba, the Lin'an people in the capital, I haven't asked the eldest sister Fang Ming." ”

The other party also asked for the name, and Zhu Xishi also hesitated, whether to add something, such as "shocking to the heavens, shaking Shenzhou, a pear blossom pressing begonias" and other loud modifications. After all, they are from the capital, and the children of the capital can't be underestimated.

But after thinking about it for a while, Zhu Xishi still dispelled this thought, and replied plainly: "Zhu Xishi." ”

"Pig Shih Tzu?"

This name is really domineering!