Chapter 205: Laughing Karma

Before the bride arrived, the banquet was not opened, and only candied fruits, cheese, drinking water and other things were placed on the table.

Seeing that the sun was setting in the west, Yu Qi and Chu Madge led a few people, brought some fruit preserves and sealed red envelopes to the fangding who guarded the fangmen and came back, and the people who went to the official yamen to apply for the night pass printing paper also returned, Guan Zhong complained to the distinguished guests who had arrived, and asked Chu Haoge to receive these guests on his behalf, and went to greet his relatives with Yu Qi and other people from Xiuwenfang.

Haruka is dressing up in her makeshift boudoir, and the two older court ladies are in charge of dressing her. It is said that the female officials and the female officials who wear clothes and decorations for the kings, princes, and ladies on heavy occasions are all disciples trained by the two of them.

In front of such two respected old female officials, what else can Yao'er do but be at her mercy? Yao'er started to dress up early in the morning, she didn't eat much for breakfast, and not long after the meal, she was stripped naked and thrown into the steaming bath tub by two old women commanding seven or eight palace women.

This wash was washed from morning to noon, the hot water was changed more than ten times, and the various palace secret bath medicines were also changed more than ten kinds, and when she was finally allowed to climb out of the bucket, her body was as clean as a freshly peeled egg, and her body was red like a boiled prawn.

Poor Yao'er was tortured and didn't even have the strength to eat, and after only drinking half a bowl of porridge at noon, another round of torture began. She sat on the brocade pier. She didn't leave for a whole afternoon, and her hair was curled up again and again under the command of two old women in turn. It was dismantled again and again, only to the hairstyle that made the two old female officers show a satisfied smile.

Yao'er's scalp was very tight, she felt that her eyebrows were hanging up slightly because her scalp was too tight, and her face was too tight, and it was difficult to laugh.

followed by her blown-out little face suffered again, Yao'er was born beautiful, and she usually dressed up as a man. So she rarely applied grease and powder, and at this time, there were a variety of cosmetics on the dressing table, many of which she had never seen and didn't know what to do.

Wait until the two very fussy old female officers finally nodded. After letting go of the torture of her face, the four palace ladies changed her into hairpin dresses under the command of the old female officer.

A set of indigo-colored hairpin big-sleeved skirts is layered on top of each other, with twelve layers, if it weren't for the help of four palace laves. Yao'er really can't wear it alone. Finally, she put on blue wide sleeves and tied a red acacia ribbon on the outside, which pushed her in front of the two old female officials.

The two female officers sat side by side on the couch, shook their heads together very dissatisfied, and said: No, it's not strict enough, take it off. Dress up again!

When Yao'er heard this, tears were about to fall. She had never looked forward to Guan Zhong coming soon, riding his white horse, and rescuing her from the fire......

After a day of tossing, the two female officials were also tired, and seeing that the bride's dress finally met their requirements, the two meticulous female officials breathed a sigh of relief and were helped to the back compartment to rest.

Yao'er, who had been stuffy in the room for a day, was pardoned, and hurriedly begged Gong E next to her: Let me go to the courtyard to breathe, I am about to suffocate to death.

These palace ladies all know her, and when they hear her pitiful, they can't help but wonder: You just dressed up properly, in case you mess up your outfit and let the two mothers-in-law see it, you can't help but blame us. Anyway, looking at this hour, the bridegroom is almost here, why don't you wait?

Yao'er said with a bitter face: I have to wait, I'm really stuffy, I'll just go to the corridor and stand there, and never move around, how about it?

A few little Gong'e discussed it and nodded reluctantly, Yao'er immediately stood up happily, and panicked a few Gong'e hurriedly reminded: Go slowly, go slowly, don't mess up your outfits!

So, the bride and the girl held her head high, her eyes did not squint, she slowly opened the door with her head full of jewels and jade, and walked out with a steady step.

Yikes! Yao'er is out!

Yao'er came out? Where, where?

The sisters who came to congratulate Yao'er on her marriage but never had the opportunity to see her suddenly surrounded her, and when they saw Yao'er standing under the porch, they were stunned, seeing the expressions on their faces, Qin Mei couldn't help but get up, raised her hand to touch her cheeks, and was afraid of the dress, so she had to ask timidly: What's wrong?

Oh, my God! Is this fascinated little goblin really Sister Yao'er?

Yes! I was about to say it, but I didn't know what to say, yes, it was just that people don't lose their lives! It's so beautiful that it brings disaster to the country and the people, and it's inhumane, how can Yao'er ...... How can it be so beautiful?

Qingmei's eyes were red, she grabbed Qinmei's hand tightly, her excited little face was flushed, and she said loudly: The bride is so beautiful! It's so beautiful! Sister, I want to get married, I want to be a bride!

Qin Mei glared at her angrily, rubbed her nose with the back of her palm, and snorted coldly: Save it, save you, wait until my sister and I get married!

Is it really beautiful? Yao'er showed a reassuring smile, raised her hand and wanted to touch her face again, but she still put it down with some scruples, and in a blink of an eye, she saw that Qin Mei and the others were holding a stick more than one person high in their hands, and the outside was densely wrapped in red silk, and she couldn't help but wonder: What are you doing with the stick in your hands?

Gao Ying's eyes rolled, and she hurriedly said: Don't you know this? This is a necessary ceremony for the newlyweds, called 'son-in-law', also called 'barrier car', and when the groom arrives, we will beat him with a stick, beat his nose and face are swollen, and give him a dismount, lest he bully you in the future.

Although Yao'er still has some contradictions in her heart and doesn't want to marry, but she doesn't want to disobey the order of the female king for the time being, so she has a fake marriage agreement with Guan Zhong, and that complicated mood is really indescribable.

At this time, listening to what Qin Mei said, Yao'er was startled, but she really cared about Guan Zhonglai, and shouted: What? How can there be such a reason, you ...... How can you do that?

She knows the skills of these female guards, Guan Zhong's kung fu of the three-legged cat is not even qualified to resist, but since this is a necessary ceremony for newlyweds, he will definitely not be able to resist, even if he can resist, in front of such a group of skilled female tigers, Hugh said that his nose is blue and his face is swollen, and it is good that he can save his life, Yao'er is really a little anxious.

This Guan Zhong was originally falsely married to himself, but he was beaten half to death by this gang of fierce female guards, and he really became a sinner.

When the female guards saw her anxious appearance, they thought that she had already cared about the groom, and couldn't help laughing: Haha, you see, our Yao'er hasn't married yet, this hurts men!

There was also a funny sister next to her, who said in Yao'er's tone and said: No! I don't allow you to treat me like this! You...... If you do, I'm going to be angry, and I'll ignore you again.

The female guards laughed even more heartily, and someone said: Look at it, look at it, the girl is outgoing, for her good husband, but she doesn't want our sisters!

Yao'er was embarrassed by their ridicule, but when she thought of the many heroines in the internal guard, each with a stick, and Guan Zhong's miserable appearance, she really couldn't bear it.

Yao'er stomped her feet, her head was full of pearls and jade, and the phoenix hairpin shook for a while, and Gong'e was afraid that the decoration on her head would slip, so she hurriedly stepped forward to support her, and whispered a few words in her ear. Hey, why do you have to get a car wreck! This 'son-in-law ceremony' has both literature and martial arts, and when the time comes, wouldn't it be enough to ask Guan Zhong to chant a hypnotic poem, why use force?

Qingmei Zhenzhen said eloquently: Huh! Your family is a talented man, and besides, we are all martial arts practitioners, who likes to chant poems and give that set of sour things, of course, it is interesting to dance with guns and sticks, don't you say?

All the female guards responded one after another, making Yao'er so anxious, or Qinmei was soft-hearted, seeing that Yao'er was really anxious, she smiled and solved the mystery, and said: Okay, okay, Yao'er, don't worry, how can we really beat him to a blue nose and swollen face, this stick is made of straw, how can it hurt people.

As she spoke, she turned around with two fingers on the red stick, looking at the light and fluttering appearance, it was really not a real wooden stick, and Yao'er was relieved.

Then a little maid ran into the courtyard panting, and shouted, "Hurry, hurry, the bridegroom's convoy is almost in front of the house!"

Qingmei listened to Jiaojiao and said: Sisters, go! The son-in-law is gone!

A group of female guards happily raised their sticks and rushed outside the house, and several palace ladies also hurriedly stepped forward to support Yao'er and said: Ancestor, go back to the room quickly, the groom has arrived.

Yao'er was helped back to the room by several palace ladies, sat in front of the dressing table, and a palace lady stuffed a goose feather fan into her hand, and said: Once out of the boudoir, don't cover your face with a fan, and don't remove the feather fan to show people in front of you before you worship, remember, remember!

Yao'er agreed, holding the fan in her hand, looking at the somewhat unfamiliar face in the mirror, and thinking stupidly: I ...... Are you going to get married?

Although it is a fake marriage, such a heavy wedding always evokes some little thoughts of the girl.

The sunset was soft and warm like the yolk of Gaoyou's duck eggs, Guan Zhong rode a snow-white horse without a single miscellaneous hair, wearing a five-beam hairpin crown and a crimson official uniform, like the champion of the stage boasting about the official parade on the street, leading a long team to welcome relatives and set off towards the house.

Behind him, Yu Qi led several strong fangdings, each holding three liters of corn, a bundle of mats, three catties of reeds, and three wolf's tooth arrows. These are all gifts for the bride's mother's house, three liters of corn, which is used to fill the stone mortar of rice; a mat mat to cover the wellhead; three catties of reeds, used to fill the stove; Three arrows, used to buy a town house.

In the distance, Guan Zhong had already seen the person in front of the door, and Guan Zhong flashed a thought: I didn't marry her, I don't know how sad she should be...... As soon as Guan Zhong thought of this, the gate suddenly opened, and a group of very beautiful tigresses came with sticks in their hands, smiling happily. (To be continued......)