Chapter 30: I Finally Smell Vinegar

I've never seen Jing Jing's ecstatic eyes, it seems that there is a play tonight, hehe. I glanced at my quiet waist and smiled. Tian and I quietly took a shower on the second floor until it was time to sleep, and my aunt did not show up again. I asked Jingjing where she went, and Jingjing said that there was also a kitchen and bathroom on the first floor, and there were 3 houses, two of which were rented to two college student couples, so her mother had to watch the door at night.

"These college students are open enough, I have graduated and worked and I don't know what it is like to be in love, it seems that I can't keep up with the times."

As I spoke, I peeked out of the corner of my eye to see how she reacted.

Jing Jing didn't believe that I hadn't been in love, so she looked at me with frowns and said, "A pervert like you doesn't believe it until you've never been in love!" ”

I shouted loudly: "Wronged, it's true that I pay special attention to beautiful girls." Hey, it's all because I have a lustful heart and no lustful guts, and I get fishy. To tell you the truth, when I was in college, I had a scandal. ”

"Tell me what you hear." Jing Jing was very interested and asked.

I cleared my throat and said, I'd love to have a bang for love. But none of the girls were willing to accept my love, so my college life was very dull. Three years passed in a flash, and in the last year, that is, in the senior year, an unexpected thing happened.

Once, I went to the cafeteria with a classmate in the dormitory. On that day, I had just cut a small flat hair, and sprayed magic silk, and the whole person looked very energetic, and there were two girls walking in front of us, one of whom was a girl with shawl hair, and secretly said to her companion: "There is a little handsome guy in the back." ”

Because we were so close, we listened to her very well. When the beautiful woman's words came to the lips of my classmates who were traveling with me, they became: "The beautiful woman in front said that she likes you." When the two beauties heard this, they were so frightened that they blushed and ran away.

I laughed, who knew that the news that I was in love with the shawl-haired girl spread far and wide, and the more it spread, the more it spread. In fact, it is very common for college students to fall in love, do you know why it caused such a big sensation? Later, some people actually said that we have talked about marriage, and there are already shawl-haired girls. There is even a saying that the principal wants to break the rules and make us the first campus couple. Haha, that's ridiculous.

"Rascal, you can still laugh!" Jing Jing raised his hand and slapped me on the back of the head, scolding me.

I cried out: "I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River!" This matter is false, and it is purely a rumor. ”

Tian Jingjing still refused to let me go, snorted, and said, "No wind and no waves." ”

I really couldn't cry or laugh, I didn't expect Jing Jing to be so serious, I must be investigated to the end, I was so anxious that I stomped my feet: "I don't even know her name!" I only know her surname, and because her father is the principal. ”

Even though I say that, it's 100% fabricated.

But Jing Jing was still not at ease, and asked me fiercely: "Honestly, have you contacted her recently?" ”

"Not recently, but never said a word to her. Because I feel that there is a big beautiful woman waiting for me outside the school gate, and now I am deeply in love with this beauty! Heck, let's be honest with you, I've been in a particularly close relationship with this beauty lately. "I'm just going to count it, say half and leave it half, and see how it reacts.

As expected, she immediately pointed to my head and asked, "Who?" It's true?! You kid don't take me too seriously, do you? ”

I greeted me with a smile and replied in the affirmative, "It's true!" I still live with her. Today I also met my future mother-in-law. I paused and said thoughtfully, "Eh, why do I smell a strong smell of vinegar?" As I spoke, I leaned in and sniffed her body from top to bottom, like a hound.

Jing Jing didn't wake up yet, and subconsciously sniffed his clothes, feeling inexplicable, and said, "No, where is the vinegar smell?" How can I have vinegar on me? "Usually Jing Jing makes fun of me, the first time I saw Jing Jing's silly appearance, I thought it was very cute, very funny, and I couldn't help laughing: "Hahaha——。 ”

Jingjing saw me laughing, and suddenly realized: "You stinky tofu, you dare to tease me?" Look for death! Jing Jing looked fierce, and raised her palm, but her eyes couldn't hide the joy in her heart. I had expected her to hit someone, so I grabbed her hand with unmistakable accuracy, knelt down on one knee, kissed her lightly on the back of her hand, and said, "My noble princess, please stop torturing me, and accept my love." ”

Jing Jing was at a loss for a moment, she never expected that my stinky tofu would come to such a trick. I couldn't miss the opportunity, and when she was in a daze, I stood up and wanted to kiss her forehead. It's a pity that she came back to her senses, reacted quickly, dodged my attack in a flash. As a result, I was defenseless and gnawed my mouth against the wall.

"Ouch!" I cried out in pain and touched it with my hand, and my lips were bleeding. Jing Jing hurriedly took a tissue, wiped the blood that came out for me, and apologized at the same time. Seeing her nervous for me like this, I was very moved: if you marry a wife and have children, death is enough. Quietly noticing that I was staring at her without even blinking, I blushed and lowered my head.

"Where do we sleep?"

Or did I break the silence and asked. I want to eat quiet tofu again.

Quietly pointed at me in surprise, and then at herself: "We? Who are you 'us'? Don't think it's so pretty! I'll sleep in my boudoir, and you'll sleep in the room next to me. ”

Jing Jing gave me a fragrant blanket, helped me make my bed, said goodnight and walked out of my room. The quietly clothed sheet was fragrant and soft, draped over me, as if quietly snuggled up to me, very comfortable. But looking at the back of the quietly leaving, I was still a little disappointed, thinking: Why should I cut the candles in the west window? Quietly, come back, I can't sleep alone

The door creaked softly open, and quietly appeared in the doorway. She smiled, a light wisp of tulle, floated up to my bed and sat down on the pillow. Wow, what a fragrance! A faint fragrance enveloped me, and I couldn't help but hug her thin waist, so cool. Quietly and affectionately looked at me, gentle hands caressing my face. I said affectionately, "Quietly, I love you!" ”……

"Hello!" My spring dream was shattered by a sneeze. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! I woke up and scolded three times. When I opened my eyes, I found myself sitting quietly on the edge of my bed.

"Morning!" Quietly holding a tissue in her hand and covering her nose to greet me.

"Got a cold?" I asked softly.

Jing nodded and said, "It's okay." I noticed that my hands were still tightly clinging to the pillow, and my mouth formed a wet mark on the pillow, so I quickly withdrew my hand and sat up with an awkward smile.

"Hehe, I dreamed of a beautiful woman again, who? A girl with shawl hair. Although Jingjing's face was full of smiles, there was a vinegar smell coming out of her mouth.

"It's not her, it's another beauty, I was entangled with her, but I was beaten away by a sneeze from you." I'm still complaining that a quiet sneeze has disturbed me

Dream. You don't give me a chance, at least let me linger with you in my dreams.

"What a flower! Be too greedy and be careful to choke you! Said quietly, without a good face.

I hurriedly explained: "No, all I think about is the same beauty from beginning to end, I only have her in my eyes, and I ignore other beauties." ”

"Wow, this girl is so happy! Who is it? ”

"Who else could it be? Far away, close at hand. ”

"Hmph, big pervert, he won't even let me go in his dreams."

"If you let you go, won't you tell me to die?! I swear that in this life and this life, I will never let you go, even if I die, when I go to the underworld, I will remain ghostly and attach to you. Being a ghost won't let you go! ”

"Hello scoundrel! What a ghost! ”

"Wrong! It's not a scoundrel, it's single-mindedness! I hope that one day, sincerity will be the open! ”

"It's so nice, it's so touching! Duplicity, right? ”

"No, I'm going to prove it with my actions!" As I spoke, I stretched my mouth to Jingjing, only to kiss the palm of her hand.

"Ha Shu" was another hateful sneeze, Jing Jing looked very annoyed, secretly wiped her nose vigorously, and said, "I'm leaving, so as not to infect you." You're getting up too, so it's better to go out early. ”

I straightened my waist and said, "I'm not afraid of infection, and it's my greatest happiness to be able to 'connect' with you!" Jing Jing didn't answer, just looked back and smiled, and walked out. Looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color. I'm only crazy for you, crazy for you! This quiet smile is enough for me to reminisce for a lifetime.

This book is derived from reading books