Life is like a hooligan, and every time you want to enjoy a comfortable life, this nasty guy will come to you for trouble.

Just when Yunyang was preparing for Ouyang Ying's concert with all his might, early the next morning, he received a message that made him unhappy.

The people from the Stars and Stripes country came to China from afar, and it seems that they are still from the CIA, which makes the anger in Yunyang's heart burst out with a bang, damn, Lao Tzu didn't go to you for trouble, you bastards dared to come to Lao Tzu's trouble, the tiger is not powerful, you treat me as a sick cat.

"What's the matter, who messed with you again?" The expressions on Yun Yang's face were all written on his face, seeing Yun Yang like this, Chen Xi couldn't help but say out loud, because she knew that something was wrong, and something was wrong, otherwise Yun Yang would definitely not be what he is now.

Yun Yang picked up the milk on the table and dried it in one go, put the glass on the table heavily, and showed a hideous look on his face, "Damn, those CIA bastards are here, this is to force Lao Tzu to kill?" ”

"CIA?" As soon as they heard about the CIA, Gu Tingcheng and the other girls who only knew some news about this on TV or the Internet became excited.

"Hey, tell us, isn't it like the one in a blockbuster movie, all of them are handsome guys and beauties?" Gu Tingcheng walked to Yun Yang's side, stretched out his hand and hugged Yun Yang's neck, and a huge pair of people behind him squeezed on Yun Yang's back, soft.

"What are you thinking, if that's the case, the CIA won't have to do some shady things?" Yun Yang said with a smile, "How to say it, the CIA has been glorified in movies, and they all say that prisons are the most torturous places in the world, but in fact, it's not, because they don't know the CIA, and when they understand the horror of the CIA, they probably won't say that." ”

"Tell me, what's creepy about it?" Gu Qingcheng said anxiously.

"Are you sure you're going to listen?" Yun Yang's face suddenly showed a strange color, and he said loudly.

"Nonsense, if you don't listen, why are we asking about this?" Zhao Mengyuan said aloud on the side.

Yun Yang smiled, looked at Chen Xi, and said loudly, "Otherwise, if you tell them, I won't be able to say this kind of thing." ”

"Don't, I'll go dress the children, you can do it yourself." Chen Xi got up with a smile and asked the two girls to get up.

"Well, since you want to know so much, I'll tell you, and as for whether you're disgusted for a while, then I don't care." Yunyang also has no choice, there are two insiders in total, and now one is gone, if he doesn't say it again, this group of women may really revolt.

"Then why don't you hurry up, I'm still ready to rely on this matter to brag with my classmates?" Gu Qingcheng said eagerly.

"Do you know about the ten tortures of the Manchu Dynasty?" Yun Yang said suddenly.

"It's been a hundred years old, what are you mentioning it for, it's disgusting." The ten major tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, how could they not know it, these are all tragic methods of exterminating humanity, but they have long been abandoned.

Yun Yang smiled and said, "If I sue you that there is a full set there, do you believe it or not?" ”

"Ah, it can't be."

"It's cruel."

"You must be lying to us, aren't you?"

As soon as these words came out, the reactions of all the women were in disbelief.

Yunyang smiled, "I also want to sue you that these are fake, but this is all true, and now that high technology is so developed, they have also invented a lot of high-tech methods to extract confessions, only you can't think of it, there is nothing you can't do." ”

"For example?"

"Aren't you afraid?" Yunyang looked at the group of curious baby-like little women in front of him speechlessly, and said loudly, what are you doing, you are still women, even if a big man hears this kind of thing, he can't stand it, how to look at you is a very excited expression.

"What are you afraid of, it's not us who will be tortured anyway, we are curious about what else the CIA has?" Zhao Mengyuan said with some excitement, the so-called dead Taoist friend is not immortal poor Dao, and the meaning of this sentence has been best interpreted by Zhao Mengyuan.

"Aphrodisiac, you know, right?" Yun Yang said aloud.

"You know, isn't that what you men like to use?" Gu Qingcheng said loudly, but soon his eyes turned to Shu Ya and said, "It seems that women are also useful." ”

Shu Ya was directly made red-faced, she was useless at all, she just said it to lie to Brother Yunyang, in order to dedicate herself, but Gu Qingcheng They didn't believe it, Shu Ya explained a few times, and finally simply didn't explain.

"Well, when they extort a confession from a man, they give him this kind of thing, and then tie this person to a chair, and then, show this man a small movie or come directly to a reality show, at that time, after taking medicine, men are rarely able to stick to this, so they confess, of course, women they do the same, but it seems that they do a little too much to women." Yun Yang said aloud.

"What do you mean?"

"It's to catch a woman, develop all the holes that can be developed in her body, and then force a confession, as for how many places on a woman's body can be developed, I think you should know better than me." Yun Yang swept over the bodies of this group of women with a smile, and saw a chill in this group of women.

There are a few, one on the top, two on the bottom, thinking of this, thinking of the scene of a weak woman facing a group of muscular men, the women just feel their whole body cold.

"Oops, these people are disgusting."

"They're not human at all, they're just bastards."

"I think it's the same, it's better than beasts."

"Don't think that the so-called liberal democracy in the Stars and Stripes country is so desirable, those so-called liberal democracies are all for some people, otherwise, why are there billionaires and homeless people on Wall Street who worry about their livelihood every day." Yun Yang said with a smile.

"I used to dream of traveling there one day, but it seems that I should not go, it is scary to think about it." Gu Qingcheng covered his ass and did it, for fear that Yunyang would suddenly do something to himself.

"Allure, you don't have to do this, I don't have any special hobbies." Seeing Gu Qingcheng like this, Yun Yang said with a smile.

"You bastard." Gu Qingcheng said angrily, "Even if you think I don't want to?" ”

"Okay, I'll tell you this, I'm going to say it too much, and you're going to have to spit out what you've just eaten, and then I'll be a sinner." Yun Yang said with a smile, "That's it, I'll go to the military region, as for the concert, if you want to know the progress, you can go to the Xianluo Club to find Tang Yu, this time this guy is the commander-in-chief." ”

"Would you like to take me there, we also want to see what the military region looks like?" Zhao Mengyuan also ran over, took Yunyang's hand and said loudly.

"What's there to go there, it's a bunch of bald monks and a few grumpy tyrannosaurs, if a beautiful chick like you goes there, then they still need to train, and then the commander will definitely drive a tank to hunt me down all over the world." Yunyang said with a smile, just kidding, what are you doing there, it's not a good place to be.

"But the military districts I watched on TV are so handsome, especially those special forces, all of them are very handsome." Zhao Mengyuan's eyes were all little stars, and she looked very admiring.

"Do you want to see special forces, I'm their instructor, just look at me." Yunyang said with some jealousy, "And I want to sue you, this group of boys are training all year round, some time ago I gave them a blind date meeting, this group of boys didn't succeed, this makes me angry, so they will be very excited even if they see a female mosquito now, if I take you there, then I still want to train, behave, wait until this time the matter is dealt with, I will arrange it well, and then I will drive the tank to take you to shoot the target." ”

"Really, can you really drive a tank?" As soon as they heard about the tank, everyone was excited again.

"My words count, but Yuanyuan, should you give me some benefits, otherwise I will be in trouble if I forget about it." Yunyang stretched out his hand and took Zhao Mengyuan into his arms at once, and said with a smile, "In this way, I am also very motivated, don't you say?" ”

"I'm all yours, what more benefits do you want?" Zhao Mengyuan said angrily.

"Of course." Before Yunyang could speak, Gu Tingcheng got up and said loudly, "Didn't you just say ass, wouldn't it be good if you took out your ass, Yunyang will definitely work very hard at that time." ”

Yunyang has a black line, Gu Qingcheng, this woman really dares to say, don't you know how many big girls there are?

Sure enough, after hearing Gu Qingcheng's explicit words, Fu Mengyao and the others were a little overwhelmed.

"Well, I'll go to school first." Fu Mengyao grabbed a piece of bread on the plate and ran out.

"I just got a call from the police, and I'm leaving." Although Li Yuxin has not usually been exposed to this kind of case, it is a case, which is different from this one, so she also ran away.

"I'm going to do the laundry." Shui Linglong is also gone.

"Didn't you just wash it yesterday?" Gu Qingcheng said with a smile. "Just talk to us for a while?"

"Talk about you big-headed ghost." Shui Linglong said without looking back, "Do you have any opinion on me if I take off my clothes and wash them again?" ”

"Then you don't have no clothes to wear?"

"Am I bare-assed?" Bang, Shui Linglong closed the door directly.

"Zhao Mengyuan, how about my construction just now, Yunyang took you to fight the *gun, you let him fight the *gun, anyway, it's all a *gun, one meaning." Gu Qingcheng said with a smile.

Zhao Mengyuan is embarrassed, can the meaning of hitting * cannon and hitting * gun be the same?

"Why don't you go, wouldn't you just contribute your ass?" Zhao Mengyuan said angrily.

"I didn't want to go to the military region, someone wanted to go, and since I wanted to go, I had to pay the price, I think it's good." Gu Qingcheng said with a smile, and then looked at Shu Ya, who was holding back her laughter and said loudly, "Xiaoya, did you say?" ”

"Ah, yes, no, no, yes." Shu Ya said a little incoherently, she didn't know what she should say now, "What, you continue to chat, I'll go pack my things." ”

"If you don't go home during the New Year's Day, what kind of things are you packing?"

"Aren't you going back to your parents' house these days, I'll prepare in advance to save time for blindness."

"Okay, okay, don't say any more, if I say any more, I should find a crack in the ground to drill down." Yun Yang said aloud.

Gu Qingcheng looked at Yun Yang with an extremely disdainful look, and said disdainfully, "Don't sue me, you don't want to do this in your heart?" ”

Yun Yang was completely speechless, well, he admitted, he wanted that.