"Why are all beautiful girls barbaric and have violent tendencies?!" I rolled up my trouser legs, touched my red and swollen thighs that were pinched by Bu Wenya, and said.

"Because beautiful girls are often bullied by ugly men! So they had to defend themselves! ”

"Pretty? Jin Yu is ruined outside! ”

"Hey! That's enough! I was kind enough to bring you here, but you are so grateful to your benefactor? ”

"Okay, stop laughing." In order to appease the resentment in Buwenya's heart, I had to compromise.

"Hey, uncle, what's your name? Look at the fierce laughter you hear my name, your name should be like thunder, right? ”

"Chi Dou Fu!" I looked at the beauty and said it very casually.

When Bu Wenya heard this, as if she had been electrocuted, she immediately flashed to the side, clasped her hands on her chest, looked at me tremblingly, and said, "Uncle, I'm not a casual girl!" Don't hurt me. ”

I laughed out loud at the look she looked. Who knows, my laughter made her panic even more: "You, I'm going to call someone!" There is also a driver ahead! ”

If I don't explain, she'll be scared to tears! "Sue you, Chi Doufu is my name, not I want to eat your tofu. The pool is the pool of the pool, and the Dou is the Dou of Dou E's wrong, just like now, your misunderstanding of me, I am more wronged than Dou E! Rich is the wealth of glory and wealth. "I broke down my name word by word to Buwenya.

"Wow, your stinky tofu scares me!" Buwenya pounced on me, and I even cried out for help. But it was too late, and Buwenya's iron tong-like hand had already pinched my thigh again. My wound was not healed, and another wound was added.

"Wow, there is no more poisonous thing than a woman's heart!"

"Who told you to bully me?! Deserve! ”

Along the way, Buwenya and I played around, like a pair of old friends who have known each other for a long time.

We came to a lively street, got out of the car, and Buwenya took me straight to the boutique.

"Sister Xu, I'm here!" Bu Wenya slapped a young woman who was nearly thirty years old and bent over. Sister Xu looked up, was pleasantly surprised, and said, "Wow, your girl has been missing for several days, and she is finally willing to show up today." ”

Bu Wenya grinned and whispered to Sister Xu's ear, "I've brought you business." "It was low, but I heard it. Sister Xu looked around and asked, "What about people?" "She saw me, but her eyes didn't stop for a thousandthth of a second.

Bu Wenya looked at Sister Xu, the corner of her eyes slanted towards me, pointed a finger at me, and said, "Huh——! That's him! ”

"Him?!" Sister Xu glanced at me and was so surprised that her mouth cracked to the base of her ear.

Bu Wenya nodded, smiled and said, "If he is brightly dressed, do you still need me to bring him?" Sister Xu understood and said, "Yes." You can take him to see it. ”

"Tofu, look at how this is, I think it suits you very well." Bu Wenya said, pointing to a shirt. I looked, pit daddy, a short-sleeved shirt was priced at 498 yuan! I have to sell 498 drinks to make money back on this shirt! I hurriedly shook my head, Bu Wenya thought that I didn't fancy this style, and pointed to another dark short-sleeved shirt and said, "This one, it should be suitable, you try it." ”

"Hehe, this one? Hehe. I scolded, Bu Wenya thought I didn't think the style was good, and encouraged me: "Tofu, you can wear it and take a look." ”

"Wouldn't it? I stink all over me, and I stain people's clothes. I found an excuse to refuse, pulling up my collar and sniffing it. Bu Wenya couldn't help but say, took off the clothes together, took the new clothes, measured them on my chest, and said, "Yes, tofu, take off your clothes and try it." ”

"Just change it here? Not okay? Full. "I'm pretending to be crazy and stupid again, with only one purpose, I don't want to buy it. It's too expensive, only 10 yuan cheaper than the one just now, and I can't afford it.

"Hey, uncle! Are you still not a man? Twist and kneel, the fitting room is in the corner over there! Buwenya called me uncle again, and she pointed to the corner. I took the new clothes and didn't look in the direction of her finger, but looked around and pretended not to find them.

"I'm really in a hurry, come with me!" Buwenya took my hand angrily and walked to the fitting room. Hehe, it's still very comfortable to be led by beautiful women. It's just that the price of this new dress is too uncomfortable for me.

"Come in!" Buwenya pushed open the door to the fitting room and pulled me inside. The fitting room was narrow enough for two people, and my lips almost touched her cherry little mouth.

"Take off your clothes, why are you still in a daze?" Buwenya urged.

"I'm sorry you're here!" Again, I made excuses that I didn't want to try it on. Actually, in such a small space, I happened to eat her tofu. It's just that the money in my pocket doesn't allow me to do this.

It was only then that Buwenya realized that she and I were almost close to each other, that her two peaks had touched my shirt, that her face turned red, and that she walked out. Hey, people are not romantic, just for poverty, and there is no tofu to eat, which is a pity. I looked at her back and sighed.

Now that I'm in, I can't do it without trying. I put on my new clothes and walked out.

"Wow, a handsome man!" When Buwenya saw me put on my new clothes, she couldn't help but give me a thumbs up and admire. She walked over to help me straighten my collar, took a few steps back, nodded in satisfaction, and said, "Oh, that's a bit human." Buy another pair of pants. After Bu Wenya finished speaking, he walked to the side of his pants again, touched this one, pinched that one, looked at the pants, looked at me again, and asked, "Tofu, how much are your pants?" ”

I spread my hands and said, "I don't know, I haven't bought pants in a long time." "Normally, I wear medium pants and elastic bands, and I haven't worn long pants for months. If I hadn't come to Shanghai this time, I wouldn't have worn trousers, and I would have died of heat.

"Sister Xu, where's the ruler?" Buwenya opened her voice and shouted.

"Boom, boom, boom——。 Come on! Sister Xu immediately put down the work in her hand, hummed in her mouth, and walked over with a smile. She is very lively, has an excellent demeanor, is very good at dressing up, and has a famous brand. If it weren't for her face and the enlarged PP that revealed her age, how could I look at it and think she was still a girl. Her beauty is comparable to that of a noblewoman.

I thought that Sister Xu would give the ruler to Bu Wenya to measure for me, but I didn't expect her to take the ruler, bend down, and measure it for me herself. I took a step back and said, "Hehe, Sister Xu, don't bother you, you can go with your business." We measure it ourselves. I'm sorry to bother you today. "I don't want her to touch me, let her hold my waist size, I'm going to be uncomfortable. After all, her arms have already wrapped around her man. Also, she does this kind of business, and at the end of the day, I don't know how many men she has to hug. The fragrance on her body is a little cloudy, not as fragrant as Bu Wenya and Jingjing.

Sister Xu was a little unhappy when she saw me flinching, and then looked at Bu Wenya, who was staring at her, and probably thought that I was right. So, she smiled ambiguously at Bu Wenya, handed the ruler to Bu Wenya, and left.

"What are the flowers?! What do you think? Buwenya took the ruler and complained.

"Come on, beauty, I'll watch." I stepped forward and motioned for her to hurry up. Buwenya put her arms around me, pulled the ruler, circled my waist, fixed her fingernails on the round of the ruler, and took out the ruler. It's amazing to be hugged by a beautiful woman, it's just that the whole process is so fast that I haven't had time to enjoy it.

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