Hey, take a shower, clear your head, and get a good night's sleep. There are so many beauties, the east is not bright, and the west is bright. Why bother to hurt God for a ruthless person?

After taking a shower, I entered my room, but found that on the bed, there was a person lying on the bed, covered with a quilt, and only one face was left, exposed. But the long hair that was scattered covered the whole face. Haha, it turns out that Jing Jing also gave me a surprise!

She didn't react when she heard the door open. Hehe, I've been waiting for a long time. I'm coming! I tiptoed over, and when I got to the bed, I realized that something was getting wrong. The contours of this face don't seem to be quiet!

"Ahem!" I coughed twice and the man woke up.

"Brother Tofu, why are you still coming in? Where to Sister Jingjing! I'll sleep in your bed tonight. Little dimple brushed away the hair covering his face and said sleepily.

"Little dimple, I was kicked out by her, where is the point of going in again? Besides, she should have locked the door already. "I complained that I didn't want to sleep on the couch.

"Hee-hee, I just went in, and when I came out, I didn't close the door, I just covered it up. I've left a door for you, go ahead, Brother Tofu. Dimple looked at me with a grin and encouraged.

Hehe, this little dimple is really a little clever, thank you. I thanked him, turned and walked out of the door, closed it, and turned to the quiet room.

I stood outside the door of my quiet room and prayed secretly: Sesame, open the door! I don't have the good fortune of Alibaba, and I don't have piles of gold and silver treasures waiting for me. However, I have peach blossom luck than Alibaba. Inside this door, there is a beautiful woman that I think about day and night. For me, a satisfying beauty is more important than gold and silver. I gave a gentle push, and the door opened. Wow, that's cool!

With the faint moonlight pouring in through the window, I could see a girl lying on the bed only five steps away from me. It turned out that the quilt covering her had been kicked away by her slender thighs. Hehe, Jing Jing is ready to lift the quilt. Now she is wearing only a thin nightdress. If you turn on the light, you will definitely be able to see the faint snow-white skin behind her nightdress.

I gently closed the door and walked softly to the bed. Beauty, I'll do it too! My heart shouted excitedly, and it was about to jump out.

"Stop! Sneaky, ill-intentioned? ”

A voice, uttered in the dark.

Isn't she so drunk that she won't even cover the quilt? How did you come to your senses? Her eyes were slightly closed, where was the state of sobriety? Yes, it must be a dream talk! I reached out and shook it lightly a few times above Jingjing's face to see how she reacted.

"Hehe, throw stones and ask for directions?! I'm sober. Stinky tofu, don't think about spoiling your brain! After speaking quietly, he stretched out his hand, turned on the bedside lamp, and opened his eyes slightly.

It's so boring! Can't she be an idiot and let me taste it? Hey, it's so late, and I haven't slept yet! Still so spirited! O gods! Really!

"Stinky tofu, I have a fever all over my body and a dry mouth." Quietly sat up, licked his dry lips, and said.

Quietly, my lips are moisturized, let me kiss them twice, and your lips will be moist. Hehe. I looked at my quietly dry lips and wondered.

"Hey, stinky tofu, didn't you hear?" Quietly shouted again, and the decibel multiplied.

"Oh, yes——! Be! I'll go get you boiling water right away, don't be impatient. I laughed and walked out.

Is it necessary to be so fierce? Girls get angry and get old fast. I didn't turn on the light, but walked to the water dispenser in the corner of the hall in the dark, pulled out a paper cup, and turned on the faucet.

However, I waited for several seconds, but I could not hear the sound of water running down, let alone feel the warmth of the cup. I shook the bucket and it felt light, as if there was no more water in the bucket. When I turned on the light, I was dizzy, and there was not a drop of water in it.

What did the demon girl do?! There is no water, and there is no call to bring it in! I wanted to break into her room, lift her covers, wake her up, and scold her. Jing Jing's lips are dry now, and she is very thirsty!

I swore and walked into the kitchen, looking for a pot of boiling water. However, what can be found is either a soup pot or a rice pot, how to cook it?! Enchantress! Enchantress! Enchantress! I cursed three times in a row.

Where did the witch put the boiling water? Throwing things around, it's hard to think that Sister Lei still praises her as a good wife and mother! I think it's about the same as the dominatrix! Hey, I can only cook in this soup pot. I took the soup pot, rinsed it twice, and put it on the stovetop.

"Smack——!

"Smack——!

…… Why can't you fight? The abominable square wood will not be repaired if it is broken! My lungs were so angry that they were about to explode!

"Boom——! Boom——! ”

I kicked the cupboard twice hard, the demon girl, the square wood, damn it!

Thing? Why not use an induction cooker? I looked at an induction cooker resting on another gas stove and seemed to see hope. I immediately put the stockpot on the cooker and turned on the switch. However, the induction cooker did not respond at all?!

I really couldn't bear it anymore, and rushed into Fang Fangmu's room, ignoring that Sister Lei was still asleep on Fang Fangmu's bed. Looking at Fang Fangmu, who was sleeping like a dead pig, I reached out and pinched her nose vigorously.

"Ah——!h

"Ah——!h

Fang Fangmu shook his head and screamed, slamming my hand hard.

"What are you doing!" Fang Fangmu opened his eyes and asked.

"What?! Look at the good things you've done! I grabbed Fang Fangmu's hand and yelled as I dragged it.

"In the middle of the night, what are you two arguing about?" Sister Lei turned over, saw us pulling and pulling, and said embarrassedly: "Hehe, I'm really sorry that I occupied your bed." I slept on the couch and went. ”

"Sister Lei, no. You sleep, Fang Fangmu and I have something to discuss. I laughed and motioned to Sister Lei, who had already sat up, to continue lying down.

"Ouch, that's not good. I'd better sleep on the couch. Sister Lei was embarrassed to get out of bed and walked outside.

When the demon girl saw Sister Lei leaving, she didn't persuade her, but smiled at me.

What a laugh, I don't have kung fu. I dragged Fang Fangmu to the hall, pointed to the bucket, and asked her why she didn't buy the water when it ran out.

The enchantress didn't believe it, her eyes widened, she shook the bucket with her hand, and said to herself, "Oh, it's impossible! When eating, there is less than half a bucket, how can you drink so quickly? ”

I didn't have time to pretend to be crazy and stupid with her, so I dragged her to the kitchen, pointed to the gas stove, and asked her why she didn't ask anyone to fix it.

Fang Fangmu snorted and laughed, and said, "After I run out of gas bills, I don't need a gas stove to save money by cooking with electricity." ”

"Humph! Hum! Okay, even if you're right, why can't an induction cooker be used? I asked, pointing to the quiet induction cooker.

"Hehe, that's stupid! How can it work without powering on? Fang Fangmu smiled, picked up a plug, plugged it into the power strip, and pressed the induction cooker.

A few lights on the induction cooker flickered twice and went off the ground.

I scratched my head and walked away embarrassed. Why am I so stupid?! Still so aggressive!

"Husband, are you boiling water? Craving soup? Fang Fangmu's shout came from behind.

"No, I'm quietly thirsty. I want to boil some boiling water for her to drink. I knew I was wrong, so my answer was much calmer.

"Boiling water can't be boiled in a soup pot, it smells oily, it's not good." Fang Fangmu said, turning off the fire.

"What else can you cook with without a soup pot? There was nothing else. I was confused and asked.

Fang Fangmu ignored me and walked straight out of the kitchen.

"Hey! Fang Fangmu, why don't you boil water? Jingjing is very thirsty, and her lips are dry! "I almost jumped.

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