Chapter 790: I Don't Care
When Chen Feng and Cheetah stepped down from the police car, the reporters who had prepared their long guns and short guns immediately had a look of disappointment on their faces.
I thought it was a big guy in the police world, but I didn't expect it to be the two most ordinary little policemen, well, although some female reporters admit that they are very handsome, but they have no choice but to boast that they have already been famous, so forget it.
But the next scene made their blood boil, and a homeless man dressed as a homeless man who didn't know where to get out rushed up directly and hit one of the police officers fiercely.
A fist slammed into the policeman's face, and the policeman took several steps back.
"Damn, you bastards, today Lao Tzu is going to do the right thing for heaven, and I will beat you to death." The homeless man scolded while beating back.
Chen Feng and Cheetah were directly beaten stupid, who is this homeless man, how can he come up and beat him, originally they wanted to fight back immediately, but after seeing the homeless man make a fairly familiar gesture to them, they could only use the most basic military body fist to fight back.
Exciting news.
Absolutely exciting news.
Your grandfather's, at the gate of the Public Security Bureau, someone dared to attack the police, this is really amazing.
The reporters who were still sullen just now immediately became excited, and this kind of good thing must not be missed.
So, a strange scene appeared.
Two cops vs. homeless people.
Some reporters and videographers are doing live broadcasts.
The most depressing thing here is Chen Feng and the two people, what do you call it, there is nothing wrong with any mistakes, they were sent out to carry out the mission, well, it is an honor for soldiers to perform the task, but they can't fight back after being beaten, which is really depressing.
Well, the two of them admit that even if they burst out with all their might, they are no match for the instructor.
"Instructor, don't bring such a ruthless one." Grabbing Yunyang's arm, Chen Feng looked at the instructor with a depressed face and said, although it is not a very shameful thing to be beaten by the instructor, it is not a good thing to be spread to thousands of households by reporters.
"Don't talk nonsense, take it." Yun Yang* didn't explain anything at all, and directly punched Chen Feng hard in the chest, and the huge force directly knocked Chen Feng out.
When Chen Feng retreated, Cheetah's punch hit Yun Yang directly in the back.
Yun Yang stumbled and almost fell to the ground.
"Stinky boy, good job." Yun Yang originally planned to give the two of them a look, don't let me just beat you, you have to fight back, do you know if you fight back.
"There was a fight in front of the police station, the homeless man fought the police."
"Then the police must have done something sorry for others, otherwise how could this vulnerable group of people go to the police door to beat the police."
"Let's go, let's go cheer for the homeless together."
The live broadcast on the Internet and the live TV broadcast directly made the audience in front of the screen excited, expressing their indignation indignantly.
"This gentleman, please be steady, I think there must be some misunderstanding between us, let's stop and explain the matter first, okay?" Chen Feng tried his best to make his tone gentle, there was no way that he was not an uncle of the People's Liberation Army now, but an uncle of the police.
"To put it bluntly, Lao Tzu was resting there just now, you drove this broken car and ran over to wake up Lao Tzu, I won't beat you up." Yunyang's love xΓΉ was particularly excited, and when this sentence came out, it directly made the reporters all dumbfounded.
Disturbing your sleep, man, this is also the reason for you to beat people, I thought you were a vulnerable group, but I didn't expect you to challenge the face of the national public security department this time, you are finished.
"It's time for me to make a move." Li Yuxin, who had been watching from a distance, unconsciously showed a faint smile at the corner of her mouth when she heard Yun Yang's words, and she moved her wrist to Yun Yang and walked over.
Hearing the sound of high-heeled leather shoes stepping on the ground behind him, Yunyang knew that Li Yuxin had come out, and hoped that she would not drop the chain at this time.
Of course, Yunyang must deliberately release water, otherwise Li Yuxin will definitely not be his opponent.
One deliberately released water, and the other attacked with all his might.
In just one round, Yunyang was subdued by Li Yuxin, and the silver bracelet was directly put on for him.
"I suspect you of assaulting the police now, please cooperate with our investigation." Li Yuxin's knee pressed against Yunyang's waist and said loudly.
"Let go of Lao Tzu, you let go of Lao Tzu, you bastards, Lao Tzu sleeps well, why do you bother me to sleep."
"Damn, Lao Tzu didn't commit a crime, what are you arresting me for, I watch the news every day, you are illegal abuse, I want to sue you, I want to sue you."
"This guy pretends to be quite similar, if he doesn't become an actor, he will really be blind." Seeing Yunyang like this, Li Yuxin gave Yunyang another identity in her heart.
But since it's a show, you have to be realistic, "Many reporters and friends present have already recorded all the process of your attack on the police, I think this will definitely be evidence at that time, and please go in with us, otherwise we will have to use coercive measures." β
"What are you two still doing there, why don't you come and press him in and count on me alone?" Although he didn't know these two policemen who suddenly appeared, Li Yuxin knew that this was definitely Yunyang looking for acting, so he didn't hesitate to say directly.
The dignified soldier king was driven by a small policeman, although he was very unhappy, but for the sake of the great cause, they could only swallow their anger and arrest Yunyang from the ground.
"Fellow journalists, you must have seen what happened just now, and now we are going to take this person in to investigate, and if we need witnesses, we hope that journalists and friends will come forward enthusiastically and help us correct the suspect." Li Yuxin said out loud.
It might have been the case if a male policeman had said this, but the policewoman, especially a beautiful policewoman, said it, and immediately received the support of many men present.
"Don't worry, beautiful officer, we will definitely help when the time comes."
"That is, this kind of person openly challenges the majesty of the law, it should be dealt with strictly, don't worry, we will definitely stand up when the time comes."
"Thank you." Li Yuxin saluted and turned to the office building and walked in.
Walking into the building, Yun Yang immediately stopped struggling, Chen Feng and Cheetah let go of him, Yun Yang's hands moved in an irregular arc, and in such a short period of three seconds, without using the key, he directly took his hands out of the handcuffs, which made the two of them feel a little dumbfounded.
"Instructor, have you cultivated the legendary Bone Shrinking Technique?" Looking at the handcuffs in Yunyang's hand, Chen Feng asked tremblingly, this is too shocking, although he can also open the handcuffs, but there must be a premise, that is, there must be a sharp thing in his hand, which can be opened, if not, then it is estimated that he can only chop off his hand.
"Instructor, if it's true, can you give it to me with both hands, it's so beautiful." The cheetah also looked at Yun Yang eagerly and said aloud.
"I said you two bastards, what kind of eyes are looking at me, I taught you the bone shrinking skills, dream of you, you don't look at how old you are, the bones are formed, even if I teach you, you can't learn it, and even if you learn it, I guess you won't do anything good, I guess you two will definitely do this kind of thing when you enter the women's bathhouse." Yun Yang rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"Instructor, isn't it, is it true that we are like this in your heart, no, no matter what we say, you have cultivated it by yourself, and if we have this habit, we will definitely learn it from you."
"What, do you want to sneak into the women's bathhouse, Lao Tzu's house is the daughter country." Yunyang was angry directly, although there are many people in the women's bathhouse who are in good shape, but the problem is that they have a good figure, not necessarily beautiful, and a beautiful figure are not necessarily good, they are so depressed, how can they have those strong in their own family, they want to have a figure, they must have a temperament, they must have a face, they are absolutely three good products, well, Yunyang admits that there are still a few who have not seen it, but according to internal information, they are good.
"Bastard, will you tell me what you just said?" Unfortunately, this sentence happened to be heard by our comrade police flower, which made her very angry, she also lived in the villa, and when Yunyang said this, she felt as if she was being peeked at every time she took a bath, and the person who peeked was the shameless guy in front of her, thinking of this, Li Yuxin had an urge to destroy the corpse after killing someone.
"Hey, who messed with you, why are you so angry, it seems that the things you ate last night were all lighter things, are you okay?" Seeing that Li Yuxin was looking at himself with a burning face, even if Yunyang was in a big heart, he wouldn't dare to touch his head at this time, unless he didn't want to live.
"Say what you just said again." Li Yuxin directly ignored Yunyang's words and said out loud.
"Did I say anything, I didn't say anything, you said yes?" Yun Yang squeezed his eyes at Chen Feng and the two of them, and said loudly.
"We didn't hear it." Chen Feng felt that while the instructor was speaking, the eyes of the beautiful police flower instantly shifted to his body, which made him shudder, in line with the eternal famous adage that he would rather offend villains than women, Chen Feng sold Yunyang very decisively.
What, didn't hear?
Hearing Chen Feng's answer, Yunyang suddenly felt that death was coming to him, but the angry police flower still needed to be appeased by himself.
So he immediately put on a smile that was better than a flower on his face, and said loudly, "Haven't I been talking about bald lips all the time?" β
"And according to you, you didn't see anything?" Li Yuxin walked up to Yunyang and said with a smile, that kind of smile made Yunyang suddenly feel bad.
"Of course, I'm a decent man, how could I do such a trivial thing?" Yun Yang said with a straight face.
"Do you do less lewd things?" Li Yuxin's words directly threw Yunyang from the top of the Nine Heavens to the Nine Hells, this is depressing.
Poof
Chen Feng and Cheetah were so red that they didn't dare to laugh.
"You two fuck off." Yunyang drove the two away directly with one kick, and then said to Li Yuxin with a depressed face, "I said girl, can you give me some face, how can you say that they are also my apprentices, if you say this, my prestige will be ruined for you." β
Li Yuxin shook her head in a dashing manner, "I don't care." β