Chapter 182: Blind date
Chen Hao faintly heard something, turned his head to look, his face suddenly froze, and he saw two strange eyes falling on his body, as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person.
"Come in, why are you standing outside?"
The appearance of estrus was seen, Chen Hao's old face was flushed, and he hurriedly changed the topic.
Ling Yu came in with little Lori and sat opposite Chen Hao.
"Uncle Fat, it's so hot, isn't it hot for you to wear so much?" asked Lori curiously.
Chen Hao wiped his sweat and said with a smile: "It's not hot." ”
"Say it. Ling Yu spoke, "You came to us, not just to invite you to dinner, right?"
Chen Hao laughed twice and said, "Brother you know me, this is the daughter of my father's friend, I want to go back to China for two days, he said...... Let's get to know. ”
As he spoke, he showed the two of them the photo on his phone.
"Is Uncle Fat going on a blind date with this beautiful sister?" said Lori very bluntly.
The two-hundred-pound fat man nodded like a yellow flower girl, and then shook his head violently, and said: "Children, don't talk nonsense, what kind of blind date, not blind date, only those who can't find a wife can go on a blind date!"
Ling Yu said lightly: "So, you just want us to accompany you and relieve the tension of your blind date?"
"Hmm. Chen Hao nodded, and then seemed to realize something, and twitched his mouth.
At this time, Chen Hao's mobile phone rang, he hurriedly connected, and a beautiful female voice came.
"Is it Uncle Chen's son Chen Hao?
This voice is as crisp as a silver bell, which makes people feel like a spring breeze, and the fat man only said that spring has come, and smirked vigorously.
"Hello?"
"Oh, that's right, do you need me to go out and pick you up?" said Chen Hao.
"No, I'll be right there. ”
Soon, a slender figure carrying a lady's bag, wearing a white sun hat, and a long hair shawl, walked into the coffee shop, which immediately attracted the attention of many people.
Chen Hao's eyes lit up, his heart beat faster, he was still blonde and squinted in his normal state, he tried to pose in a chic pose, but unfortunately this face made him full of joy no matter how he posed.
Taking a deep breath, Chen Hao got up and beckoned to the woman, "Zhang Ying, we're here." ”
Yet, instead of turning around, the woman walked in the other direction.
Chen Hao thought that his voice was not loud enough, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Zhang Ying, here!"
This shout caused dissatisfaction among the surrounding customers.
"This is a public place, what a quality!"
"That's it, I'm going to post a Weibo with the title 'Unscrupulous fat man screaming, is it moral degradation, or is it a distortion of human nature?!'. ”
“......”
This time, the woman turned around, but her pretty face was a little disgusted, as if she was also dissatisfied with the fat man's behavior.
"It's not her ......" Chen Hao realized that he had made a fuss, but fortunately, he was thick-skinned enough and sat down casually.
"Chen Hao?"
At this moment, a heavenly female voice sounded, Chen Hao was very familiar, and it was he who heard it from the phone.
"Zhang Ying!"
Chen Hao put on the most handsome smile in his life and raised his head to look.
Click!
The fat man seemed to hear the sound of heartbreak, his smile froze, and he stared blankly at the woman in front of him.
She was wearing a sky-blue knee-length skirt, her skin was as white as snow, her long hair was shawl, and she had a sweet smile on the corner of her mouth, which was the same as in the photo.
However, her whole body was like a balloon that was blown up, "inflated".
On the round face, the originally smart and beautiful pair of eyes were squeezed into a line.
Her legs were long and thick, the kind of thick that could whip a grown man off one leg.
In the photo, her waist was full of hands, Chen Hao gestured slightly, and now it is not okay to hug her heavily.
However, fat is fat, there is no trace of fatness on her body, especially the two cute little dimples at the corners of her mouth, which makes her whole person look a little cute.
Chen Hao suddenly thought of a female artist surnamed Jia in China, and the two had some similarities.
At this moment, Zhang Ying crossed her hands, carried a lady's bag, placed it on her abdomen, looked at Ling Yu and the others, and said with a smile: "These two are?"
Chen Hao is naturally not the kind of mean person, he will not dislike a person for superficial reasons such as appearance, of course, he, a fat man of two hundred pounds, is not qualified to say anything.
After experiencing the skinny feeling of reality, he instantly recovered, and smiled politely: "This is Ling Yu, my good brother, this is his daughter Ruoruo." ”
"Hello. Zhang Ying was a generous girl and greeted the two with a smile.
"Hello Auntie!" little Lori grinned.
Ling Yu also nodded lightly in response.
Ling Yu and Xiao Lori sat together, only Chen Hao had a vacant seat next to him, and Zhang Ying naturally sat down.
"Order something, right?" Chen Hao was a little uncomfortable, after all, he was a member of the opposite sex.
Zhang Ying said casually: "Just have some coffee." ”
"Good. Chen Hao really couldn't find any other topics, and the atmosphere was suddenly a little awkward, and he hurriedly cast a look at Ling Yu and the others for help.
Ling Yu took a sip of coffee and commented indifferently, "It's okay." ”
Not bad......
It's okay, your sister!
Chen Hao was full of black lines, he almost forgot, this thing can't speak ten words a day, counting on him to break the embarrassment is like counting on a cripple to win the running championship, which is even less likely than Goldbach's conjecture to be proven!
So, you can only pin your hopes on little Lori?
Little Lori quietly gave him a thumbs up, the light in her big eyes flashed instantly, and then she tilted her little head and said innocently: "Auntie, Uncle Fat showed us your photos before, are you 'inflated'?"
The coffee that Chen Hao just drank in his mouth almost didn't squirt, he was dumbfounded, and he only felt that 10,000 alpacas were galloping past in his heart.
Isn't this a pot that doesn't open and which pot to mention?
But then again, the word "inflated" is used quite graphically......
God is very vivid!
Is this the time to think about this?
Chen Hao regretted not falling, it was a mistake for him to invite the father and daughter over, the father and daughter mixed the fat man......
Chen Hao looked at Zhang Ying cautiously, under the appearance of a body that is stronger than a man, there may be a fragile girl's heart.
Fortunately, Zhang Ying looked useless and didn't seem to care, which made Chen Hao breathe a sigh of relief.
"Swelling...... Well, that's right, I didn't get a perfect score in an exam once, and I was sad, and during that time I overate and vented, and before I knew it, it became like this, and I didn't bother to lose it. ”
Feeling sad when you don't get a perfect score in the exam?
The corners of Chen Hao's mouth twitched wildly, he suddenly felt so ashamed, whether he could pass the exam or not was a question......
"If you don't copy me every time, you won't be able to pass every exam. Ling Yu took a sip of coffee and suddenly said this.
Chen Hao: "......"