I have so much blood that it doesn't matter if I shed a little. I'd rather bleed than sweat. Bleeding proves that you are capable, and sweating proves that you are incompetent. I sweat a lot, pulling a tricycle for a year, sweating more than in twenty years. This year, I have not suffered anything, ten kilometers around the bridge, which place has not left my footprints, which one has not left my sweat. Now that I think about it, I was so incompetent. A person who is not forced into a corner will not go to pull a tricycle anyway.

There is no high or low work, and three hundred and sixty lines are the champions, which is a lie! Pulling a tricycle is a hard job, you pay a lot, but you get very little, very lowly!

A jade hand reached to the corner of my mouth and wiped away the blood that was pouring out for me. Hum! If you beat me, why do you want to help me cherish this bit of blood?

"Don't be pretending! Forget it, I don't need your gentleness! lest you suffer more beatings! I looked at Tang Mufang with disdain, and reached out to try to take her jade hand away. But Tang Mufang didn't let him stop it, but continued to wipe it. In the end, Tang Mufang simply pressed my wound with a tissue.

"Sister Tang, you are so kind! A villain like this deserves to die! A younger policewoman said.

Everyone echoed in unison, and the muzzle of the gun that had been pressing me just now was pointed at me again. It seems that it is impossible not to show identity anymore. I thought about it and said to Tang Mufang: "Comrade Police Flower, can I talk to you alone?" ”

Everyone turned their eyes to Tang Mufang, and there was a "no" in their eyes! It's hard to disobey the will! I'm ready to fight back. As long as Tang Mufang also comes with the word "no", I will fight, and it is inevitable to hurt people.

However, to everyone's surprise, Tang Mufang actually agreed to my request. She waved to everyone and motioned for them to go out. Tang Mufang thought, I can't hurt her in front of everyone. After all, they're just exiting the house.

When I saw that everyone had withdrawn, I took out a small green book. Tang Mufang took the little green book, flipped through it, was in awe, and immediately handed it back to me. Tang Mufang's face was full of apologies and said, "I'm sorry, there was a misunderstanding." Wang Xiang, open the shackles and release the person. ”

When everyone heard this, they were shocked: Tang Mufang couldn't have made this demon dizzy, right? Squeezed in.

"Sister Tang, this" Wang Xiang wanted to speak and stopped, she repeatedly reminded Tang Mufang that I am a rape murderer!

"It's okay! Let's put it on! Tang Mufang said with a smile on her face. She seemed relaxed, as if she was not facing a murderer, but a friend. Everyone was puzzled and looked at each other, but it was not easy to say much. Everyone understands in their hearts: Tang Mufang bends the law for personal gain? No way. If you want to say hate, Tang Mufang is more like me than anyone else, she has been hurt by me, and she was almost ruined by him.

However, they didn't understand why, Tang Mufang not only let go of the demon, but also smiled as if nothing had happened.

How did this homicide case end, and how did you explain it? Could it be that this demon is supported by nobles behind him and covered by a big official on his head? It is impossible to have wronged me, the certified physical evidence is there, and the evidence is conclusive.

What surprised everyone even more was that Tang Mufang also drove me home in person. Everyone was puzzled, and the only answer was that Tang Mufang was insane.

But everyone was wrong. Tang Mufang is very normal and energetic. All the way to the mountain, Tang Mufang and I were silent. In order to adjust the atmosphere, Tang Mufang told a joke:

One day, a sparrow was watching the scenery from a tree. At this moment, a crow flew over and stopped beside the sparrow. The sparrow looked at the crow twice, and did not know what it was, so he asked:

"Miss, who are you?"

"Me, don't you know?" Raven was surprised and asked rhetorically.

"I don't know." The sparrow looked at the crow twice, still did not recognize it, shook his head, and said.

"I'm a phoenix!" The crow patted his chest and said proudly.

"Phoenix? Is there such a black phoenix? The sparrow was taken aback and did not believe it.

"Hey, I'm from the Phoenix Medium Boiler." Raven said with a sigh.

"Who are you?" The crow asked the sparrow.

"I, hehe, it's an eagle! An eagle soaring in the sky, an eagle that can catch chicks. Sparrow laughed and said.

"Is there such a small eagle? So thin, a breath of wind was blown into the Pacific Ocean! "Where will the crow believe?

"Hey, it's all caused by drug abuse!" The sparrow wiped her tears and said sadly.

The two laughed. Tang Mufang and I talked and laughed, like a pair of good friends. In the end, I even said some yellow jokes to Tang Mufang, and Tang Mufang was not angry when she heard it, but her face was flushed.

"Tofu, I didn't expect you to come to the Mekong! I didn't know it was you just now, I was too ruthless, I'm embarrassed. Tang Mufang felt a little guilty, and when she saw me smiling, she looked at me with admiration and said, "I have admired the name for a long time, but it is better to see it than to hear it." Seeing you today, I am really fortunate to have three lives. ”

"What? Do you recognize me? "I was very surprised, this is a foreign country, I am not familiar with life, I thought I had no relatives, but I didn't expect to meet an admirer today: "I don't report it, and I don't shine on the TV screen, maybe it's a big name?" Laugh at me, right? ”

If I didn't have the words "International Special Police" written on my ID card when I showed her the hole card just now, but only my name, would she be so in love with me? Impossible, right? Where did she know my name?

"Hehe, Tofu, you don't know, you are in our compound, you can be said to be a household name, women and children know it! People can't help but give a thumbs up when they mention you. Tang Mufang smiled and gave me a thumbs up.

No matter how big the "our compound" is, it is only a thousand people! I was so lost that I even had a feeling of being fooled and sarcastic as a clown.

"Exaggeration, huh? I'm a nobody, and I don't even know where 'our compound' is. "I suppressed my anger and spoke very modestly.

"Really, tofu! A lot of aunts are still asking about you everywhere. Tang Mufang nodded, with a serious face.

This is clearly mocking me! I felt so sick that I wanted to throw up! These aunts are all seventy or eighty years old, and they still want to come to the second spring, and they want to eat little fresh meat, do they know how to be ashamed? ! Phew! I am very disgusted, I hate Tang Mufang very much. Her image had just begun to be repaired in my mind, and she was completely ruined by herself. Her words were too hurtful and vicious.

In the past few years, since the famous singer Wang Fei Laocao teased the tender cow, this world has begun to flourish in the love between sisters and brothers, so that those old women whose yellow mud has been buried to their necks have also fantasized about eating fresh meat whimsically. I hate those "men" who have no ambition and don't care about anything in order to eat soft rice! These scum are really insulting to us men!

"Hey, what do you mean by that?!" I still didn't have a seizure, but just kept a straight face and questioned.

In the next step, if she is still so presumptuous, I will be angry and tear her mouth apart, even if this face is beautiful, the mouth is a cherry mouth, at this moment, in my eyes, it is a sausage mouth!

"Hey, Tofu, don't you really understand? Those aunts and aunts are really crazy! When you commute to work, you are waiting for you at the intersection every day! Tang Mufang sighed and shook her head: "They are so pitiful." ”

Tang Mufang said more and more outrageous, didn't she really know that I was already angry? Didn't she notice me, gritting her teeth and glaring at her round eyes? That's a lot of points!

"Hey, that's enough!" I couldn't bear it anymore and scolded.

Click——!

With a long, sharp braking sound, my body rushed forward by inertia, almost hitting the windshield in front of me.

"What's wrong? Bean curd! She turned her face to me, looking innocent.

Yo, still pretending to be confused! This guy's acting skills are the best in the country and the world! O diva, what a diva! I don't know how many hundred or thousands of times better than Wang Fei's acting skills! Film and television directors, scouts, don't you all have eyes? Are you all blind? There's a beautiful girl here, and you haven't noticed it?! What kind of food, eat shit!

"Hmph, it's still garlic!" I'm not angry. When encountering this kind of person and saying such a bad thing, who can stand it? If I don't jump like thunder, I'm already very personable.

"Ouch, Tofu, I'm really sorry. I don't know it's you, if I know it's you, I'll give you a pinch like a persimmon. She looked apologetic, with endless apologies, all written on her face: "Tofu, I didn't say a little exaggerated...... ”

"Enough! You shut up! ”

Not again! Patience but not humiliation! I roared hysterically. This woman is really uninteresting, I have tolerated it again and again, and she is still talking, how can I be embarrassed?! No matter how good-tempered a man is, he can't tolerate it. If tolerated, he would be either an idiot or a dead man!

"Tofu!" Tang Mufang pounced on me and hugged me tightly: "Their love for women is understandable. ”

Besides, see if I don't tear your mouth apart! I pushed her away, but she hugged me tightly, what a shame!

"That parent, don't want their daughter to marry a good son-in-law?" Tang Mufang still couldn't control her mouth and defended herself.

Hum! I pushed again, this time, with both hands pushed out. However, she hugged it tightly, and this time, she stopped talking. She knew, and besides, I'd throw her out of the car!

Oh, no! She's talking about son-in-law! Those crazy aunts want to marry their beloved daughters to me! I was depressed, and it took me a long time to understand. I thought Tang Mufang was insulting herself! Hey, I really wronged her.

"You're saying these aunts want to introduce their daughters to me?" I patted her on the back and asked in surprise.

"yes, isn't it? What do you think it is? Tang Mufang was lying in my arms, raising her head and looking up at me, feeling very strange.

"Oh, hehe, I have no money, no power, I'm not an executive, and I'm not a local tyrant, where is it worth them to be so crazy?" I laughed at myself, wondering, "How did they know my name?" I don't have any glorious years either! ”

This book originated from reading books