Chapter 488: The Song of Neurosis

The anchor's job, in addition to letting everyone have a clear understanding of the progress of the game, is to ensure that the atmosphere does not cool down during the whole game. So when there is little movement between the two sides of the game, the anchor must ensure that there is something to say, and not silence. Otherwise, the game will look awkward and boring.

So at this time, on the anchor stage, Yunxi and Megatron have already begun to introduce the two people of Wei Yufei Shuangfei and often shooting crookedly, and after introducing these two people, they began to analyze the careers of these two people, what are the pros and cons, and who has more chances to win.

Until everything that should be said was finished, Su Junmiaohe often shot crookedly and still didn't move. Megatron and Yunxi were a little anxious, Yunxi secretly glanced at the game time, more than ten minutes had passed, one of these two people was lying on the edge of the cliff and not moving, and the other was hanging on the cliff and not moving, and if it went on like this, Su Junmiao would be judged to be a negative game. Because often shooting crookedly took the initiative to attack her, and she didn't do anything about often shooting crooked.

"Then you mean, the micro swift double fly is very likely to lose to the frequent shooting crooked? Megatron, you can't be a straight man, right? During the audition, I often shot crookedly but lost to the micro swift double fly, have you forgotten jì? Although Yunxi looked at the time, he was also picking up Megatron's words, but he was a little absent-minded about this, so he directly pitted Megatron. By the time she could react, it was too late, and she couldn't help but bite her lip and look at Megatron apologetically.

Megatron didn't care, and analyzed with a smile: "Actually, we can all see the strength of Wei Swift Shuangfei, she is recognized as a great god, naturally there is no doubt about it." Just this game. In terms of terrain, the Swift Twin Fly can't attack, she's on the cliff, and she can't reach it unless she shoots crookedly and climbs up often. But she can reach her by shooting crookedly, whether she is under the cliff or above the cliff, the method of often shooting crookedly can indeed make the other party have no way to resist. ”

Yunxi retorted unconvinced: "But the witch has rice balls, don't forget." ”

Megatron immediately added, "That's why I often shoot crookedly and tie myself to the cliff with a rope." We all know that the rice balls with micro swifts can knock people flying. As an opponent, I know this when I shoot crookedly. This time he was able to quickly think of a way to tie himself to the middle of the cliff and attack both up and down. It is indeed a form that is easy to defend and difficult to attack. ”

Yunxi looked at the screen in distress when he heard this. I can't find a rebuttal. On the anchor's position. She can't take sides, whether it's a regular shot or a witch, she has to stay neutral. But in terms of a woman's position and personal standpoint. She hopes that the witch can win, and she hopes that the witch can give the straight man who often shoots crooked, another head-on blow, so that he knows that women are not easy to bully. But now in the situation on the field, the witch has almost no ability to fight back.

What to do? Yunxi couldn't help but think that it would be easy if he could let the frequent shot fall off the cliff.

The same thought was also swirling in Su Junmiao's mind, what should I do? Su Junmiao didn't see the situation of often shooting crookedly just now, so she could only find a way to make Chang Shoot crooked give up the attack posture, so that she could observe what the other party was doing, but it was obvious that the other party must have some support point on the cliff, and he would not give up attacking himself in such a situation.

Su Junmiao had never felt so helpless, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh, but after sighing, she was choked by the dust she had made. She quickly covered her mouth and coughed as she got up, and then wiped a handful of loess from her face. She had forgotten that this was a wasteland, and with such a loud sigh, the ashes sighed to herself.

Hey? Wait a minute! Su Junmiao raised her foot and stomped on the ground, looking at the dust that had risen nearly ten centimeters, and suddenly laughed. The audience and the anchors were all laughing inexplicably at her, but in the lounge, someone understood her intentions and screamed nervously.

"Splash him! Splash him! The goddess splashes him! Zhang Quandan jumped there anxiously, grabbing the Supreme Supreme on the side and jumping up and down, annoying the Supreme Supreme.

"I know, I know, the boss will splash him, you are in a hurry, the emperor is really not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry."

Everyone else in the lounge was confused, splashing him? What to splash? Pee?

On the big screen, Su Junmiao began to get nervous again in full view of everyone. She didn't care about the frequent shooting under her, but rummaged through her bag for a long time and turned over a magic robe to come out. Everyone was wondering, and they didn't understand what the witch wanted to do.

"Oh, no." Su Junmiao looked at the robe depressedly, the mop head was there, the problem was that there was no stick. She thought about it and simply stepped on the robe under her feet, wrapped it around her feet several times, and then began to sweep the floor with her feet non-stop, and after a while, she swept a large pile of loess on the edge of the cliff.

"This ...... Witch Sha shouldn't be ......" Yunxi watched the witch's actions in surprise on the anchor stage, looked at Megatron dumbfounded, and asked him for confirmation.

Megatron nodded with black lines on his head: "It seems that what you think is the same as I think, probably...... That's right. ”

"But in this case...... It's useless......" Yunxi wondered: "Even if the witch splashes all the dirt, it can indeed make Chang Shoot crooked eyes for a while, but it's not long enough for her to climb down and get close to Shoot Crooked?" This is equivalent to doing useless work, right? ”

Megatron had confidence in the witch, and said with a meaningful smile: "Then let's read on, the witch in my impression will not do superfluous things, what will happen next, maybe it is different from what we thought?" ”

As soon as the anchor explained this, the audience also understood it and began to look forward to it. I watched the witch sweep the ground on the edge of the cliff very diligently, and sang while sweeping the floor......

"One day I was idle, so I asked Yanhe to tell a joke, and the thing started laughing before he opened his mouth, hahahahahaha......ha

Bang Dang...... The auditorium fell to the ground...... This is a song sung by a virtual character called "Luo Tianyi", or developed by a company in the 21st century, and it is still popular, the songs sung by this virtual character are basically full of magic, this "song of neurosis" is still produced in the 21st century, I didn't expect the witch to have such a heavy taste.

Su Junmiao just sang the "Song of Neurosis" while sweeping the ground, and in a blink of an eye, there were three piles of soil on the edge of the cliff. The audience has been completely brainwashed, and now everyone's mind is full of magic "Huhhahahahahahahaha". (To be continued......)