The streets are full of people.

There were waves at the west end of the street, and Zhou Jiuzhang faintly heard, "The donkey is coming." ”

Zhou Jiuzhang was happy, "Let's go, the people who are waiting are coming." ”

He pushed Chu Ci and Bu Ju just out of the Appreciation Building, and saw that Mao Mao had already appeared on the street.

"Dare is waiting for them. Chu Ci smiled, "Why is Shopkeeper Yu here?"

"Of course, I'm here to smash the signboard. Zhou Jiuzhang pointed to the "Yangzhou No. 1 Porridge" signboard hanging on their heads.

As he spoke, Mao Mao stopped steadily beside them.

"You're finally here. Zhou Jiuzhang said.

Yu Sheng got out of the car and saw that a monk from Youfang occupied the best position, and said: "Lao Zhou, you can't let you occupy a seat." ”

Zhou Jiuzhang smiled bitterly, "Who knows where this monk came from." ”

"Wait, I'll ask him to move his seat. Zhou Jiuzhang squeezed into the crowd and went to contact the monk from Youfang.

Chu Ci helped them unload the cart, "Please pull the cart, this donkey cart is expensive, right?"

"A jar of wood wine is done. Yu Sheng said, "Also, this is not called a donkey cart, this is called horse garbage." ”

Chu Ci said: "What, horses kill garbage? What is a broken name, not domineering at all." ”

"Ma is all garbage, referred to as Ma garbage, isn't this name domineering?"

Bu Ju smiled, "I can't say it's domineering, but it's quite hateful." ”

"The land is not yours, why should you let people get out of the way. The people surrounding the monks shouted to push Zhou Jiuzhang out.

Bu Ju pulled him to keep Zhou Jiuzhang from falling.

"Rude, ignorant, bold. Zhou Jiuzhang shouted at the crowd in embarrassment.

It's just that no one paid attention to him, and he was looking at the monks in the circle.

"What's going on inside?" Chu Ci asked.

Zhou Jiuzhang sorted out his clothes and said, "A group of people are treating the Buddha statue." ”

"Rare, Buddha statues can also cure diseases?" Yu Sheng said.

"Who knows what kind of demon the monk made by the wandering monk, which fascinated the people around him. Zhou Jiuzhang said.

Bai said happily: "Shall we put the stall aside?"

"No, it doesn't. Yu Sheng pointed to the signboard, "You have to stop it, and others will know that we are here to smash the field." ”

He squeezed into the crowd, "I want to see how this Buddha statue heals." ”

Chu Ci and Bu Ju were also curious, and squeezed in.

There happened to be a common man seeking medical advice.

The monk asked him to buy a stick of incense for three pennies, bowed to the Buddha statue on the table, and inserted it on the incense burner.

After reciting the Buddha's name, the monk asked the people what was wrong with their bodies.

The people replied that they had headaches all the time. The monk nodded, then held a plate containing the pill and handed it to the Buddha statue.

The Buddha statue is golden, as if reaching out to take things, as soon as the plate is close to the Buddha's finger, a pill immediately jumps in the palm of the Buddha's hand.

Only then did the monk say, "Your disease can be cured with pills." ”

So the people rejoiced and took out ten pennies and bought the pills.

"Is this Buddha statue a treasure?" Chu Ci said beside him.

"Maybe it's the monk who is using his mana to play tricks. Buju said.

The monk turned to the crowd and said, "Which other donor is sick?"

"I, I, I'm sick. Chu Ci saw Yu Sheng raise his hand and squeeze to the front.

He and Bu Ju glanced at each other, not knowing what kind of reputation the shopkeeper Yu was doing.

The monk handed over a stick of incense, "Donor, please offer incense." ”

"No, I don't. "For the rest of his life, he took off the ring ring on his hand.

He wore the ring on his hand since it was collected from Vajra.

The monk frowned slightly, and said to Yu Sheng: "Little donor, you must respect the Buddha when you ask for Buddha...... What are you doing!"

The rest of his life pushed the monk of Youfang, handed the ring ring to the Buddha, "snap", and the ring ring also jumped to the palm of the Buddha's hand.

"Oh, my medicine is a ring swallowing ring. "The rest of my life is pompous.

The monk of Youfang pushed the rest of his life, "The Buddha saw that you were disrespectful and persuaded you to die." ”

Yu Shengsheng squatted to avoid the hand of the monk who grabbed his collar, and took the plate to stuff it under the Buddha statue.

I saw many pills jumping into the hands of the Buddha statue, but only a few did not move.

"The Buddha doesn't seem to want me to die. "For the rest of his life, he avoided the push and shove of the monk from Youfang.

Chu Ci and Bu Ju sensed that something was wrong, and stepped forward to hold down the monk from Youfang.

Buju placed a dagger under the palm of the Buddha, and sure enough, it was also sucked on it.

"Dare to be disrespectful to the Buddha, be careful and have retribution. "The monk of Youfang struggled under Chu Ci to stop Buju.

Bu Ju ignored him and scraped off the gold paint from the palm of the Buddha statue with a dagger, revealing a black magnet.

Zhou Jiuzhang stood outside and suddenly realized, "There is iron powder in the pill." ”

There are few magnets around Yangzhou City, but Chu Ci has heard of it a little, and immediately exposed the deceptive tricks of the monks to the surrounding people.

The onlookers were furious, and they twisted the monks and went to the yamen.

When leaving, the monk did not forget to glare at Yu Sheng and spit on him.

"Let you deceive people on my territory. After dodging for the rest of his life, he kicked the monk and beckoned to Bai Xing, "Unload the goods and sell porridge." ”

Bu Ju helped unload the porridge bucket, "Shopkeeper Yu, with you, we thought that monk had magical powers." ”

Ye Zigao said: "Our shopkeeper is the best at deceiving people, and the monk has bumped into the ancestor of the liar today." ”

This could not be refuted for the rest of his life, because he had lied to Ye Zigao many times.

Zhou Jiuzhang had already arranged the tables and stools, and they moved out of the store next to them, hung up signboards, and put chopsticks.

The Sad House was officially opened.

"Eight desolations and six combinations are the only porridge?" Bu Ju looked at the "Yangzhou No. 1 Porridge" behind him, and gave a thumbs up to Yu Sheng, "Shopkeeper Yu, domineering enough." ”

"And this sad building. Chu Ci smiled and said, "It's clear that you're here to smash the field, and you really have revenge." ”

"Of course, if you don't take revenge, you are a villain, we are gentlemen. ”

Yu Sheng put three bowls of porridge and handed them to them, "Five hundred yuan, only a lot is not a little, I must pay the bill, I have to pay for everything." ”

This is the rule of the system, during the completion of the mission, the price of each bowl of porridge must not be less than half a row.

"Five hundred dollars for a bowl of porridge? You're too dark. Zhou Jiuzhang said.

"Drink a bowl and you'll know that five hundred dollars is not wronged. Bai said happily.

"Okay, I'll try it. Zhou Jiuzhang is still looking forward to cooking for the rest of his life.

There were people coming and going on the street, Chu Ci and Bu Ju were a little unwell, and they were pulled by Zhou Jiuzhang to sit down, "I'm invited." ”

Leave the three of them to drink porridge, and push the wilted little old man for the rest of his life, "Hurry up, you will be free today after shouting." ”

The little old man said better than dead: "No, can we change the word." ”

"I'll go back to my little aunt......"

The words of the threat for the rest of his life were endless, and the little old man had already accepted his fate, "I shouted, I can't shout." ”

The little old man took a step forward and said to the oncoming pedestrian, "Are you okay?"

The person who came was inexplicable, and before he could react, he heard the little old man say to him again, "Are you okay?" ”

"Are you sick?"

"I've got medicine. The little old man said to the visitor, "Drink a bowl of Eight Desolations and Liuhe, so that you will last forever and never grow old." ”

"Poof. Zhou Jiuzhang couldn't help but squirt out the porridge, "Who came up with this word." ”

Thanks to the brainwashing advertisements of his previous life, I only remember these for the rest of my life. Although it is a bit embarrassing, it was used by big brands in the previous life, and it probably can't be wrong.

But the little old man really didn't teach him to say this word for the rest of his life, and he was also embarrassed.

Yu Sheng reminded the little old man in a low voice, "It's wrong, it's wrong, it's a string." ”

That's a good word. The little old man said.

"Break your neck. "Let's talk about it for the rest of my life.

The little old man hurriedly turned around and shouted to the second person who came towards him, "Are you okay?" ”

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