Chapter 142: Grab the Rice

"Alas~, who knows?" Liuyi felt that there was no need to think too much, just let it be.

However, the calm upstairs didn't last long, and soon there was movement upstairs again.

Hearing that there was movement upstairs again, Xuanyuan Po and Liuyi also suddenly stopped talking, and listened carefully to the movement upstairs, as if two children were listening to the old grandfather tell a story.

The sound of rumbling upstairs, the sound of the bench being kicked away, the sound of the uncle falling to his feet, and the stinking of the uncle. "Go away, go away...... You guys who are on my way......" Drunken words also came from upstairs.

Xuanyuan Po and Liuyi frowned, looking in the direction of the upstairs, holding their breath and concentrating, not daring to make the slightest sound.

Although Xuanyuan is said to be strong in martial arts, Liuyi, fortunately, he is also an immortal cultivator, and it is more than enough to deal with a drunken uncle. But after all, barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes.

Xuanyuan Po and Liuyi are still afraid of being glued by their uncle, and they are not bad people to a drunken uncle, and Liuyi and Xuanyuan Po are not easy to make.

They just want the two to be safe, draw a clear line, don't provoke anyone, and don't attract the attention of their uncle. But it seems that the more feared things are, the more love happens.

Suddenly, at the railing of the staircase, a drunken figure appeared, staggering, stumbling, and talking nonsense.

"What does this guy want to do?" asked Liuyi nervously.

"I don't know what he wants to do, I just have a sense of foreboding. ”

As soon as Xuanyuan Po's words were finished, the uncle smirked and took a sip of the liquor, staggered at Xuanyuan Po, and didn't know what to say, so he strode forward. But not stepping on the air, "Touch, knock, bell...... Yikes. After a moment of intimate contact between the flesh and the ground, coupled with the touching and graceful shout, the uncle tumbled up the stairs to the ground, gave a warm hug to Mother Earth, and then disappeared.

Xuanyuan Po gradually turned his head and slowly looked at Liuyi, and the two of them stared at each other with embarrassment.

After being stunned for a while, seeing that the uncle still didn't move, Xuanyuan Po nervously touched the tip of his nose, swallowed his saliva, and said weakly: "Will this guy die?"

Liuyi was also a little nervous, looked up at the stairs, and swallowed his saliva, it was indeed a bit for a mortal to fall from such a high place. "It should be, it shouldn't be just like that?" Liu Yi was a little worried, and said intermittently.

After a while, the uncle still didn't move, Xuanyuan Po was really a little worried, and lost patience, and said, "I'll take a look." ”

Xuanyuan plucked up his courage, and his trembling steps had just taken a firm step. "Don't move—" Xuanyuan Po and Liuyi were suddenly shocked, and Xuanyuan Po didn't dare to move.

The head-down uncle gradually turned around, moved his muscles a few times, and stood up. He shouted angrily, "Who are you two, why are you in my house?"

Liuyi's brows furrowed, and he wondered: "Uncle, are you stupid?" We also met during the day, and it was you who said that you would let us stay here. ”

The uncle was confused, stunned for a moment, glanced at the two of them and said, "Yes, did I say it?"

"Yes, of course there is, have you forgotten?" said Liuyi.

Hearing Liuyi say this, the uncle patted his head again, and said vicissitudes: "That's it, let it be, anyway, I have nothing left, hahaha......"

The uncle laughed and took a sip of spirits, and staggered towards the bonfire, with fire in his eyes, and silently muttered in his mouth: "I haven't eaten meat for a long time, and today I finally have meat to eat...... It seems that the uncle is coming for meat."

When Liuyi realized the uncle's purpose, it was already too late, and the uncle had already reached out to pick up the roast chicken. The roast chicken was still smoking and looked hot, but the thick mud on his hands was like a thick glove, and he didn't seem to feel the heat of the roast chicken at all.

"You put it down, that's our ......" Liuyi walked over angrily, wanting to take back his roast chicken.

But the savage uncle seemed to be unreasonable, holding the roast chicken in his hand, and said arrogantly: "Yours? How do you prove that it is yours?

"I, I...... If you don't come here to play Laipi for me, if you want to talk about Laipi, your Liuyi grandfather dumped you eight streets and brought my roast chicken. Liuyi didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only grab it angrily.

Seeing Liuyi rushing over, the uncle looked disgusted, so he said casually: "Okay, good, it's really stingy, isn't it just a roast chicken, give it to you, give it to you......"

The corners of Liuyi's mouth smiled, thinking that he had won: "It's about the same, take it for you." ”

But under the flickering firelight, Liu Yi quickly realized what "ginger is still old and spicy", and what is a good plan. A big mud handprint was deeply engraved on the roast chicken, and Liuyi was instantly dumbfounded and fell into helplessness.

At this time, the uncle had already begun to attack other foods, touching his favorite food, and in the end, the two steamed buns left with Xuanyuan Po did not fall into his grasp, perhaps because of his kindness.

"You, you, you, stop it, I'm ......" At this time, Liuyi was already too late to say anything, all the delicious things had been covered with a trace of black, seeing that the uncle was dirty, Liuyi really didn't want to eat those foods.

"Oh~, you eat, you eat, I'll just look at it, you eat, you eat. The uncle pretended to be innocent and said humbly, but anyone could see that the uncle was fake politeness.

Xuanyuan covered his face helplessly, shook his head in a low voice, and muttered silently: "I've never seen such a brazen person." Liuyi was even more angry, angry and angry, but he didn't know what to say.

Xuanyuan Po hurriedly trotted two steps, put away the only two steamed buns, so as not to be poisoned, walked to Liuyi's side, patted Liuyi's shoulder and said: "Forget it, it seems that he is also hungry, just give him these, we are not bad for this meal, we will be fine." ”

From childhood to adulthood, Xuanyuan Po seems to be so gentle, and it is still the same until now.

Hearing Xuanyuan Po's words, the uncle jumped happily, drunkenly pointed at Xuanyuan Po, and laughed: "This child has a future, this child has a future, you little yellow hair, you should learn more from others, and you will have a bright future in the future." ”

After that, the uncle was unceremonious, went to the ground, and began to enjoy the delicacies of the mountains and seas, and the wine in his jug was really just right.

"You ......" Liuyi was speechless.

"Forget it, forget it..... It's all like this, come and try my steamed buns. Xuanyuan said magnanimously.