The lights in the house were a little dim, and there wasn't even a star outside the window, so it was very dark. The windows have no glass, only thumb-sized iron railings.

"Hmph, the director has already warned you in advance, if I lose a hairline tomorrow, you are the only one who asks, and you are not afraid of being punished for being a traitor?" I moved out of my uncle, he is my uncle's subordinate, he is not afraid of me, he can't despise the director, right?!

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid! I really don't dare to let you lose a single hair, but if you are given something more, the director should not blame me, hehahahaha——! Mazi smiled very treacherously, I guess he had already planned how to calculate me.

"Hmph, I'm not afraid of you at all!" I didn't show weakness and defiantly said, "There is a monitor installed in the room, and your every move will be recorded!" ”

"Huh?! Don't, I'm so scared! Mazi was scared, leaned back with his upper body, and weakened his vision: "Ouch, handsome guy, please, just as I didn't say anything just now, okay?" ”

Why did this turtle grandson surrender so quickly? Hey, it's not fun at all! Bad seeds!

"Hmph, you know how to write the word "afraid", right?! The Director had expected you to torture me with tricks, so he asked me to come to this house. Have you forgotten? The corners of my mouth turned up, and my eyes narrowed slightly.

"Yes, yes, you have a lot of them, just spare me!" Mazi arched his hands and was very sincere: "Are you hungry, or I'll invite you to supper, how about it?" It's kind of reparation. ”

Hmph, this Wang Ba, the front and back, changes so fast! It's almost time to flatter me. Invite me to supper? I'm afraid you're asking me to take a drug?! I fell asleep, defenseless, and beat me hard.

"Hehe, forget it! The weasel greets the chickens for the New Year, and they are uneasy and kind! I sneered and refused.

"You can do it, have mercy on me! My whole family depends on my salary. I have an old and a young wife, and if I am dismissed, the whole family will not be settled. Seeing my refusal, Mazi panicked and begged.

Hmph, this kind of scum, don't cry when you don't see a coffin! When he reached out to choke me by the neck, how could he think of me and his family? What ever thought about my family?!

"Cry! Cry out loud! This time, you know how to write dead words, right? It's late! ”

I hate this kind of person the most, when I am proud, my chin is to the sky, and when I am down, I am like a dog and mean, shaking my head and tail, and I can't wait to lick the you pulled out.

"I beg you, my uncle!" Mazi leaned on the window and wailed: "Uncle, just let me serve you, I won't forget your great kindness." I have no eyes, I don't know that you are so good with our director, you are an iron buddy. ”

"Uncle? Hmph, am I that old? I'm young! I blew my beard and glared, and was about to have a seizure, when suddenly my stomach growled, and I remembered that I had eaten a bowl of rice hastily tonight, and I was already hungry: "Okay, you go and buy a bowl of old friend noodles for me, be quick!" ”

"Okay, thank God, Uncle Xie! I'll be there right away! Mazi was forgiven, and if he had received a treasure, he turned around and left.

"Slow!" I suddenly remembered something and stopped him.

"Ouch, my uncle, how can you regret it?" As soon as Mazi took a few steps, he was stopped by a shout.

"I only eat one old friend noodles from Qiaotou, and I'm hungry now, I'll limit you to come back within half an hour! Otherwise, hehe, I won't eat it! ”

"One bridge, half an hour?!" Mazi complained bitterly and scratched his head: "How is it possible?" ”

"Since it's impossible, I won't eat it! Good night! I said as I walked to the switch on the wall, ready to turn off the lights and go to bed.

"Good, good! In order for the uncle to be ready to eat delicious old friend noodles, I spelled it out! Mazi patted her chest and smiled obscenely.

Do you dare to eat something that a wicked man hands you to eat? This is tantamount to suicide! He must have another conspiracy, I'm not that much! But if you don't eat it, you have to tease him, let him run back and forth, frustrate his sharpness, kill his arrogance, and let him know that I am not easy to mess with.

It takes at least 20 minutes to drive from the police station to a bridge. A back and forth, plus the time it takes to cook the powder, is simply impossible. If he didn't come back on time, I would have a reason not to eat, and I could take the opportunity to give him a lecture.

Besides, the clock hand on the wall is already pointing to 1 o'clock, so the noodle shop is already closed. Usually, we go to 12 o'clock for supper, and when it's late, we eat closed-door soup. The store has very strict hours, and as soon as it arrives at 12 o'clock in the evening, even if there are still people queuing up to buy tickets, it resolutely does not sell them. Customers who are still eating in the noodle shop must all be packed away and can no longer eat in the store.

This shop caused a lot of trouble, the people in line were dissatisfied, and the people who were eating noodles were even more angry. But in the end, guests have no choice but to compromise. Because inside and outside the store, the boss wrote down the business hours and added a sentence: "Don't wait for the obsolete time!" ”

The first time I went to eat, I felt that this boss was stupid! Is there any business that is not done? Such a regulation must offend many customers. The customer is God, offended, do you still want to do a good business in the future? But in the two years since he opened, his business has become more and more prosperous, and people who come to eat noodles have a long queue no matter what time it is. There isn't an hour that won't be in line with you.

Sometimes I think that some people are really cheap, they have been trampled upon, and they still stupidly pursue him passionately, and even praise him as a god. To be honest, the taste of this shop is really good. But the whole city can make its taste, and it is not a small number. However, there are such stupid people in the world.

Some people say that the powder in this shop must have poppy husks, or even white powder poured directly into it. Once you eat it, you will never forget it, even for eternity. There are many people who have left Ningnan and gone to other places, and even traveled across the ocean to a foreign country, and have come back thousands of miles away, in order to eat a bowl of "Yiqiao" noodles. There are even rumors that some people can't eat "One Bridge" powder because they immigrated abroad, and they can't help but miss it day and night, and they come back to live.

The business of Ichitsubashi Old Friends is extremely hot, but there is only one in the city, and there is no other branch. Some people filled a sack of money to ask to join the store, and someone stuffed a carload of money to ask for a purchase, but they were all rejected one by one. The boss's words are "don't sell!" ”。 I used to think it was a legend, but then I saw that its 200-square-meter shop was bursting all the time, and I believed it.

My request, Mazi didn't even hesitate, and agreed to it. Why is he so mentally retarded? Knowing that I was deliberately teasing him, he readily agreed. I really don't know if his brain was crippled by a donkey's kick or filled with water from the Yongjiang River. Hey, sleepy! Sleep on. Such a stupid person is rare in the world, hehe. When my uncle was leaving, he said that there were mosquito coils on the wall. I lit a roll, I turned off the lights and went to bed on the couch.

However, before I could fall asleep, I was woken up.

"Uncle, I'm back!"

Outside the door, there was a sharp knock. Wouldn't it, Asako is back, so fast?!

I got up, turned on the light, and walked to the window.

"You, the bastard, dare to fool me?!" I blew and gritted my teeth.

"No, uncle, it's really an old friend of Hitotsubashi! I don't believe you smell it, that smell. Mazi hurriedly explained.

Across the door, a strong fragrance, a hint of sour and spicy, wafted into my nose. No, it seems like a familiar smell to me. God, is this guy a god?! No, absolutely not, it's definitely fake! Hmph, you want to fool me!

"Fuck off, get out of here right away! I don't think you have to go to work tomorrow. I shouted out the window.

This kind of thing is so outrageous, can it be fooled? If you want to be clever, you're too mentally retarded, right? Even a three-year-old kid who couldn't believe it wanted to fool me! Isn't that an insult to my IQ?

"Uncle, it's really an old friend of the bridge! This is what I have worked so hard to buy, and the gold is not so real! Asako shouted outside the door, very sincerely.

If I don't expose this king, he will think I am an idiot! I'm going to take the opportunity to humiliate him and make him feel ashamed.

"Just hand it to me through the window!" I've figured out how to deal with this bastard.

As soon as I get it, I'll hit this guy in the face and splash him on the bloody head! If he doesn't teach him a lesson, he thinks I'm so messy. Anyway, I have my uncle's backing, and the house is locked, so he can't help me.

"Uncle, open the door." Mazi didn't appear by the window, but still shouted outside the door: "I want to help you fix the faucet by the way." The bathroom faucet inside is a little leaky, ticking and ticking, I'm afraid it will affect your rest. You don't have a good rest, panda eyes, and I won't be able to explain to the director tomorrow. ”

This guy seems to care about me and is afraid of the authority of the director. That's right, the faucet in the bathroom is not closed tightly, and the water is ticking. In the dead of night, it's louder. Although I am very tired tonight, I will wake up with troubles and a little movement. But I'm not going to be fooled. Don't see him so humble now, once he tricks the door open, he will be fierce, and I will be in great trouble.

"You save it, I won't be fooled! Get lost! ”

I had an eviction order, and I was unceremonious.

"Oh, and also, the window is open, there are a lot of mosquitoes, I'm going to help you seal the window so you can get a good night's sleep." Mazi threw out the bait again, so caring and considerate.

From the first minute I entered the police station, this guy has been gritting his teeth at me, and now he has changed his personality and cares about me. Hmph, fake benevolence and false righteousness, there is only one purpose, to beat me!

"As soon as you come in, I'm in trouble! Who believes you? Get lost! "I still don't buy it.

"How is that possible? It's too late for me to serve you?! I have a very bad attitude towards you tonight, and I am very ashamed and deeply remorseful about it. I'm so sorry for you, and I hope you can give me a chance to mend my ways and make amends for my mistakes. Mazi's words are sincere, and he has the meaning of regret in his intestines.

Could it be that this bastard has changed sex, is it true that he has introspected himself? From inviting me to supper, to helping me fix my faucet, and now helping me seal my windows, good things happen one after another.

"I really knew my mistake and repented. If you don't believe me, I won't hurt you. There are cameras and audio recordings in this house, and my every word and deed is recorded one by one. No matter how mixed I am, I can't do stupid things with my future and my job, right?! Mazi analyzed them one by one, and the head was the way.

Anyway, there's a camera, and he can't help me! Open the door!

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