"Isn't it just a box of high-grade balloons, and that's what you call evidence?"

Qin Shou's tone was full of indifference, and as he spoke, he stretched out his hand, wanting to put away the things that the policewoman had slapped on the table.

Bang.

With a muffled sound, the policewoman pressed down with her big hand and pressed the thing directly on the table, preventing Qin Shou from succeeding.

"Hmph, how shameless are you to call this thing a balloon?" At the same time, the policewoman spoke.

"Sister policeman, don't think I don't know, this is your ignorance, I've seen someone blow this with my own eyes."

Qin Shou pursed his lips and continued to pretend to be stupid: "That person is now my brother, called Bai Zhanfei, he should come back later, and you will know when the time comes." ”

"What a balloon, it's a condom—" the policewoman blurted out.

"Condoms, what's that? Is it safe to bring it? ”

Qin Shou raised his head with an innocent expression: "Sister policeman, I always feel that something is following me recently, I don't have a sense of security at all, sister policeman, why don't you help me bring it?" ”

Sister policeman, why don't you help me bring it?!

Why don't you help me bring it?!

Help me bring it?!

Get on it?!

The policewoman's expression froze, and there seemed to be an echo in her mind, and Qin Shou's last words kept circulating in her mind.

"Hey, if you don't speak, sister, I'll take you as a promise."

Seeing that the policewoman was stunned and didn't answer, Qin Shou rolled his eyes, and suddenly stood up, putting his hands directly on his belt.

"You, you, your- what are you going to do?!"

Qin Shou's words brought the policewoman back to reality, and when she looked up, the policewoman happened to see Qin Shou's action of holding her belt, and she was immediately shocked.

After being startled, the policewoman reacted in an instant, her face was as calm as water, and she said: "I see you pretending, you are still pretending, you dare to say that you don't know what this thing is." ”

The policewoman's tone was rather stern.

Qin Shou was just pretending, and seeing that the policewoman reacted so violently, he didn't continue to pretend, after all, he was a young man with excellent character and learning.

"Okay, isn't it just a joke, you need to be so vicious, I know, it's a helmet!" As he spoke, Qin Shou withdrew his hands from his belt and sat down on the sofa again.

"Helmet?!" The female policeman was not angry, she ran into Qin Shou again today, and Qin Shou was so angry that she wanted to jump to her feet.

"Yes, this is a helmet, it's just a little brother's helmet."

Qin Shou said in a calm tone, and at the same time, he naturally picked up the plastic fork and continued to eat the chicken in the lunch box.

"You-, forget it, I won't say much to you, since you know what this thing is, then you will admit that you are a chicken, I will give you three breaths of time, after three breaths, if you don't get up and follow me, then you don't blame me." Grinding her teeth secretly, the policewoman thought about it carefully, and finally did not continue to talk to Qin Shou, and issued an ultimatum.

Thinking about it carefully, it seems that there is no one who can keep talking to Qin Shou, this girl's words are too sharp, her actions are too cheap, and her thoughts are too strange.

"Sister policeman, don't worry, with this little box of helmets, do you think you can let me go obediently? If I go with you, won't I admit it? Qin Shou put another piece of chicken in his mouth and said as he chewed.

"The evidence is all in my hands, you are still a dead duck with a hard mouth, do you really want me to call others to come, and you are willing to comply?" The policewoman's voice was fierce.

"Sister policeman, you scared people's little hearts so much, I'm so scared!"

Qin Shou looked cheap, and immediately, without waiting for the policewoman to get angry, he continued: "Isn't this just a helmet, it is completely impossible to use it as evidence, police sister, you are really naïve!" ”

"Hmph, beast, you said that you are a senior in high school, you have nothing to do with this thing, and you came to the hotel alone, I have the right to suspect you!" The policewoman snorted coldly.

Qin Shou raised his eyes slightly, and responded directly: "Sister policeman, what you said doesn't make sense at all, first, I didn't come to the hotel alone, and second, I didn't have nothing to do, so I put the helmet on my body, in fact, I recently saw a video on the Internet, in the video, there is a beast, he called for a flower of the motherland like me, in daily travel, it is best to wear a helmet, he said that in this world, there are more and more female hooligans, a handsome person like me, walking outside, in case of encountering female hooligans, after struggling to no avail, You can take the initiative to bring this thing with you, and ensure your safety as much as possible. ”

"You...... You fart, where are the female hooligans, I have never heard of female hooligans hanging out. The policewoman may be really naïve, but she really followed Qin Shou's words.

"Sister policeman, this is your loneliness, I tell you clearly, I have really met female hooligans." Qin Shou shook his head.

"Hmph, I really don't believe that there is such a thing as a female hooligan, you tell me, if you can't tell the reason, I want you to look good." The policewoman unconsciously fell into Qin Shou's rhythm.

Qin Shou picked up another piece of chicken and put it in his mouth.

Slowly swallowing the chicken, Qin Shoucai continued: "I met a female hooligan not long ago, this female hooligan is simply the best among the hooligans, I didn't go out, and she didn't know where she knew my mobile phone number, note that it is a mobile phone number, not the landline number of this room, please don't sit in the right seat." ”

Suddenly, such a sentence came, and the policewoman's expression moved, but she didn't think much about it.

I only heard Qin Shou continue: "After the female hooligan called, he came directly to my house, rushed in one breath, and threw me to the ground directly. ”

In this plot, the policewoman's eyes widened slightly.

"When I saw the takeaway brother, I shouted for help at the time, and the female hooligan had no choice, so she finally got up from me, and then patted her ass and left."

Speaking of this, a look of humiliation suddenly appeared on Qin Shou's face, and he changed his words and said sadly: "Damn, as the saying goes, pat your ass and leave, you are especially patting your own ass, but when the female hooligan left, it was my buttocks, to this day, I can't forget the expression of the takeaway brother when he saw this qiē, as if I called a chicken, Nima!" ”

Listening to Qin Shou's words, the policewoman's widening eyes finally changed back to their normal appearance...... Well, no, the policewoman's eyes are much smaller than normal.

Looking closely, it seems that you can still see the cold light from the eyes of the policewoman.

"Are you kid talking about what happened to us today? Is the female scoundrel you call based on me? ”

Staring at Qin Shou fiercely, the policewoman gritted her teeth and gurgled as she spoke.

"How come, am I such a dirty person, police sister, you think too much."

Facing the questioning of the policewoman, Qin Shou first stated his position, and then suddenly made a sudden realization: "Hey, police sister, you remind me, I found that what we experienced today is really similar to what I experienced with the female hooligan, so according to the next plot development......"

Qin Shou didn't continue.

Instead, he stood up and turned his back to the policewoman.

"Y-you, what do you mean?!" The policewoman's expression was extremely cold.

"Sister policeman, don't talk nonsense, according to the development of the plot, you should slap my ass now, you can leave by slapping your ass, and I can continue to eat."

Qin Shou turned his head and glanced at it: "Sister policeman, don't be stunned, pat your ass and leave." ”