Chapter 270: Don't
Hearing Bai Xiyue's gloomy voice, Yun Chou'er was so frightened that her hair stood up, her eyes stared at the indifferent people in horror, and she stammered, "Did you hear that?" ”
"Hear what?" Oni Che asked curiously.
Could it be that he was the only one who heard the sound of "going to hell"?
Yun Chou'er's head stiffened like a puppet and turned her head to look back, only to see Bai Xiyue rolling her eyes and sitting up from the coffin, her hands stretched out like a corpse, and she shouted anxiously: "She is obviously like this!" You didn't find out? ”
Ghost Che walked up to Bai Xiyue with a laugh, stretched out his hand and pinched her pink cheek and said, "Isn't it normal for a little fool to look like this?" ”
Bai Xiyue was pinched by the ghost like this, and screamed "whoop", returned her eyes to normal, puffed out her cheeks, and shouted angrily: "Che! It hurts! Sneak out and don't take me with you, hmph, I won't pay attention to you in the future! ”
Ghost Che put Bai Xiyue's arm up, took the person out of the coffin, and said funny: "Before you ignore me, please come out of here first, this is the place for Elder He's corpse to sleep." ”
Bai Xiyue glanced at the corpse placed next to her, pouted and said, "Didn't you say that it takes Elder He's children to carry people into the coffin?" If it's not for his children, he also needs his relatives to put it in the coffin. I'm serious about keeping them in the way for you. ”
She paid attention to the funeral matters.
Ghost Che rubbed Bai Xiyue's green silk and said to the group of people behind him: "Since you are all here, send four people who were close to He Liangjun before his death to help carry the body into the coffin." ”
He Liangrong was the first to come to the corpse, looked at the corpse's face, and was speechless in surprise.
He Liangjun did not return to the age of sixty-six, but looked younger, like the age of twenty at the beginning of the first year.
Wearing a plain brocade white shroud, embroidered with flowers similar to the other side behind the black contract, dyed a gorgeous bright red, which makes people look at it with fear.
You must know that most of the shrouds after this person's death are red and purple, which can be regarded as praying for the blessings of his children and grandchildren, and this is the first time he has seen this kind of white style shroud, frowning and asking: "Is it possible that this dress was also prepared by himself?" Or was it prepared for him by the Divine Monarch? ”
Ghost Che touched his chin and said, "I don't know much about this, we just put on the things we prepared for him, I think there must be some kind of origin, right?" Are you not satisfied with this shroud? ”
He Liangrong does have an opinion on this shroud, but there is a contract, if it is really something prepared by the gods for He Liangjun, it can be regarded as disrespect to the gods if he stops it, so he can only shake his head and sigh and wave his hand and say: "It's nothing, since everything came according to his wishes, this kind of thing is all up to him." ”
The others came to the corpse and were equally surprised to see He Liangjun's appearance.
How is it that after death, it is younger than its original appearance?
According to common sense, the Gu poison in a person's body will also die after death, if the Zhuyan Gu poison is dead, then Elder He's appearance has returned to the appearance of sixty-six years old.
But now he is twenty years old, which makes Yun Xia and them feel a little novel.
After all, they had only seen Elder He who was about thirty years old since they were children, and when they suddenly saw He Liangjun with clear eyebrows and a scholarly face, they couldn't help but ask, "Could it be that this is also Che Gongzi's masterpiece?" ”
Oni Che took out a paintbrush and a bronze mirror from his wide sleeves, and began to draw on his face, and when he removed the bronze mirror, he saw that his face had also become about fifteen or sixteen years old, and his eyebrows had not yet fully grown. Twenty taels of silver at a time can be washed without falling and can last for three months. ”
As soon as the words fell, the little civet cat who was already standing next to him handed the wet wipes wiped two handfuls on his face at will, and his appearance did not change by half a point, and then he pouted and smiled: "But if you encounter oil, it will come to naught." ”
The little tanuki hurriedly handed the oil-soaked wipes to Oni Che, and when people saw Oni again, it was still the evil and elegant posture that people had in their impressions.
People were obviously amazed by his trick-like skills, and twenty taels of silver to buy a young face for three months sounded quite cost-effective, but no one responded.
Oni Che squinted and smiled, "It seems that my new business has gone to waste." I hope that everyone can face themselves calmly in the future, look forward to their future selves, and regard the past faces and things as their best memories. ”
Responsible for carrying the corpse is He Liangrong, Yun Chou'er, Yun Xia, Yun Leshuang, all the ceremonies are carried out under the command of Ghost Che, He Liangrong tidies up the remains, Yun Leshuang on behalf of the entire Five Poisons Sect to Elder He to say goodbye with a clean face, and Yun Chou'er recites the requiem.
Finally, decorate the entire coffin with the flowers that the tree charms have braided, and when everything is over, Yun Xia walked up to Ghost Che, looked at his appearance seriously, and asked seriously: "He Liangjun's soul is in your hands, right?" ”
Ghost Che decisively denied it and said: "How is it possible, there is a word called haunting dreams, who do you think Elder He is haunted by the most in this life?" ”
Yun Xia didn't think about it and said: "His wife Mo Xing ・・・・・" and then looked at the ghost Che nodded by default, and asked with disdain: "He Liangjun is already dead, what do you want his soul to do?" Is it used to torture Ink Star? ”
Why didn't he find out that Yun Xia still had this keen intuition to torture Mo Xing, these four are indeed very appropriate, Ghost Che touched his chin and said, "Because I also need Mo Xing." As for the handling of Elder He's matter, I just want to be selfish, I can't always plan for the future of your Five Poisons Sect, I also need to get some benefits. ”
Is it possible to get good money, but to ask for gold and silver, and to get treasures? But I want people's souls.
Yun Xia glared and gritted his teeth and whispered: "Pretending to be a Divine Monarch to deceive Mo Xing and He Liangjun, Che Gongzi, you are not afraid of retribution." ”
Oni Che raised his head and laughed proudly, this was probably the funniest thing he heard after coming to the mortal world, and said funny: "Then let the retribution come more violently." He reached out and grabbed Yun Xia's wrist, looked at the red line of the contract that looked like an agate bracelet, shook his head and said, "Why do you think I'm not a god monarch?" ”
He let go of his hand and turned around and walked towards Bai Xiyue, who was waiting for him not far away, without looking at Yun Xia's expression.
Bai Xiyue followed Ghost Che for a while, and seeing that there was no one around, she asked mysteriously, "Che, when will we be able to retrieve Elder He's soul?" ”
Oni Che said indifferently: "Of course, after seven days, I will send him to the underworld." ”
Seven days, Bai Xiyue remembered the task given to Elder He by Ghost Che, and asked hesitantly, "Is it really appropriate to let him be the extradition of the soul?" ”
Ghost Che said with a smile: "How can Mo Xing bear to let Elder He do such a painful job, there is a ninety percent chance that she will go with Elder He, and then leave everything to Yu Fang to deal with." In the end, we will only ask for Mo Xing, and He Liangjun is just by the way. ”
Sure enough, it didn't sound like a good thing, but after being deceived by Ghost Che two days ago, Bai Xiyue asked with a more sad expression: "Che, is this really good?" ”
The woman's benevolence, the ghost said as a matter of course: "What's wrong? It was Mo Xing's grandfather Mo Ye who first turned his back on us in the underworld, causing the underworld to have no extradiditer, and the ghost official did not have the yin and yang eyes of the cat demon, of course, it took many times more effort to do things, and now I finally met Mo Ye's granddaughter, or a half-demon witch, of course, it will take thousands of years to forgive. ”
In order to comfort Bai Xiyue's heart, he said coaxingly: "We didn't do anything about persecuting Mo Xing, everything was at her own will. ”
Well, anyway, she had already told Mo Xing about the work of the extraditer, and it was not certain whether she would go to the underworld with He Liangjun.
Bai Xiyue felt that what she had to do recently was getting easier and easier, and asked happily, "When the things here are done, where are we going to go after that?" ”
Ghost Che said without thinking: "Of course we are going to Spring City, we have already come to such a far place, and we haven't gone to Spring City to have a good visit, and I don't know if Yin Chunhua has got a good place for us to live." ”
Hearing the place of Spring City, Bai Xiyue suddenly lost her spirit, like a withered flower, lying on Ghost Che and said, "I don't want to go to Spring City." ”
Kindness? The fool had never raised any objection to the place where he was going to set out, and asked curiously, "Why don't you want to go?" ”
Bai Xiyue couldn't say half a word, so she could only hold her head, circle around the ghost, and shout at the top of her voice: "No reason, I just don't want to go, don't go, don't go, don't go!" ”
Such a fierce reaction aroused the ghost to go even more, and happily decided: "Then you must go." ”
Bai Xiyue was so anxious that she was about to cry, hugged Ghost Che's arm, and said coquettishly: "Why don't you listen to me, I won't go, I just won't go to Spring City, it's okay if we go anywhere, just don't go to Spring City." My brother is in Spring City, he is waiting to break us up, I will not go. ”
It's full of surprises.
I didn't expect that the reason for not going to Spring City was this, Ghost Che's evil smile deepened, and he nodded and said: "So that's the case, then I have to go to Spring City even more, I haven't seen Xuanyuan for a long time, since the last time he and Wu Shaoqing calculated, our Heavenly Emperor hasn't shown his face to me." ”
He looked at the stunned Bai Xiyue, pinched her face, and asked, "How do you know that your brother is in Spring City?" I haven't even figured it out lately. ”
Said it leaked! Bai Xiyue flattened her mouth depressedly, and said reluctantly: "I had a dream last night, and he told me that I must be noisy and take you to Spring City, so I must not tell you." ”
Don't tell him・・・・・・ it's not been a day, the little fool said that he leaked his mouth, and the ghost said jokingly: "Congratulations, 'don't' is here with you, it was easily broken." ”