Chapter 0107 There is no distinction between male and female
The Twin Snake Mountain lost the Immortal Dao Hongzu, and suddenly returned to its previous chaotic state. At this time, Wu Yongcai came out again and said to the owner of the village: "My cottage is weak, and I can only get out of this predicament by uniting with the opposite Hutou Mountain." ”
Duan Yong was originally a gangster, and he didn't have any plans, so he could only listen to the small military division at this time. But the pro-army under the mountain surrounded the Double Snake Mountain, how to rush out and tell the master of Xie Zhai? Wu Yong thought for a while and said, "At this time, there is no good way, so I can only mix up the plan." ”
The owner of Duan Zhai hurriedly asked: "How to calculate it?" ”
Wu Yong frowned, thought about it, and said: "Don't panic, the owner of the village, the mountain people have their own clever plans." At this time, he learned the Immortal Dao Hongzu.
On the second day, Wu Yong also dressed up and went down the mountain. This time, he was dressed as a woman. Because he has a fair face and a thin body, he looks like a boudoir woman when he dresses up. He went all the way down the mountain to the bottom of the mountain. There are no officers and soldiers in front of him. In the empty space between the two mountains, the west side of the empty field has already been set up as a stage, and the play has just started, and it is singing and dancing the hat play. The east side of the empty field was full of tables, and there were twenty tables in two rows in front and back, full of people, all of whom were pro-soldiers. The pro-soldiers knocked melon seeds one by one, ate tea, and watched the drama lively.
It turned out that "The Legend of the West Chamber" was being performed on stage. Wu Yong has seen this drama and knows that it is the story of Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying. At this time, in the stands, there was a funny Zhang Sheng, who was singing in an ugly voice: Blue clouds, yellow flowers, the west wind is tight, the north swallow flies south, who is drunk with frost and forest in Xiaolai, and always leaves people in tears. The willow silk is long, and the jade skull is difficult to tie. I can't wait for Qian Shulin to hang the slanting light. In the surrounding mountains, a whip is in the afterglow. How can these big and small cars be able to carry them? After singing, the growth sighed. Stood up. The pro-soldiers below shouted hello first, and shouted to the stage with a curse in their mouths: "What are you singing?" Catch the mother, do it directly! ”
The more coaxing the audience, the more excited Zhang Sheng on the stage became, crying and mourning, looking around the audience, and said: "Look at this audience, they are all rude men, my delicate warbler." Where are you? Presumably, these sentences were written by himself, and they are too different from the previous words.
I don't know who saw the use of women's clothing, and hurriedly shouted: "Cui Yingying is not here!" ”
With the shouting, the eyes of the pro-soldiers were focused on Wu Yong. Wu Yong was stunned, not knowing what to do. Seeing that no one stopped him, he wanted to take the opportunity to escape, but he couldn't escape now. One of the pro-soldiers shouted, "What are you waiting for? Pull her up and worship heaven and earth. ”
drank it with a shout, hugged a few pro-soldiers, and pushed and pulled the military to the stage. Zhang Sheng was overjoyed. Holding Wu Yong's hand, he sang: "Yue'er has only gone to the willow top, and it has already been about after dusk." Miss Yingying, you are the leader of the flowers; Zhang Sheng, I am the head of the literary world. Heaven and earth set up mandarin ducks to match. Today, the cave room flowers and candles will become a marriage. ”
After singing, immediately a pro-soldier went up to change the tablecloth, and hung a big 'Xi' character in the middle. Light a big red candlestick. The soldiers in the audience threw walnuts, red dates, chestnuts and other things onto the stage. After a while, two more dressed ministers stepped forward. Said a lot.
In desperation, Wu Yong can only let them poke and play. Listen to the husband singing: Xing'e looks at the fairy. Mo Dao is long. If you are willing to look for the red silk and benefit the city, you will return to the cave to serve Luanhuang.
Wu Yong didn't quite understand what it meant. But when they saw that the little guy behind Zhang Sheng grabbed a handful of silver and handed it to the two ministers, they shouted: Happy up! After that, it is nothing more than a fixed form such as one worship of heaven and earth, two worship of the high hall, and worship of husband and wife.
In order to blend the atmosphere, the pro-soldiers in the audience simply set off firecrackers, and the drummers also wore red and green to blow vigorously. After a while, Wu Yong and Zhang Sheng were sent into the cave room by the two concubines. Outside, there was a banquet, and there was a good time to eat and drink.
After entering the cave room, Wu Yong said goodbye to this Zhang Sheng, changed his costume, and became a ridiculous prince again. Wu Yong was invited into the urn by Jun at this time, so he could only squat down and say a thousand blessings, and said carefully: "This official, the slave family is passing back to his mother's house, and he was somehow caught here, and I hope that this official will be considerate and let the slave go home." ”
The ridiculous prince said: "That's not good, there is just a lack of Cui Yingying in front of this king's camp, seeing that you are good-looking, you just want to be this bedding girl." ”
Wu Yong was stunned, not to mention the matter of a girl or a girl, in case at night, this ridiculous prince let himself sleep, and his male body would not be leaked, and he would be worried about his life at that time. After thinking for a while, Wu Yong said: "The slave family is not good at sleeping, the official master doesn't know, the slave family has had fox odor disease since childhood, and I am afraid that the official will be smoked." ”
The absurd prince laughed and said, "I'm not afraid of smoking." Come on, serve me and Yingying a few dishes, and I'll have a glass of wine with Yingying. ”
Immediately, two pro-soldiers served four or five dishes of vegetables and a pot of old wine. The absurd prince poured two glasses of wine, one for Wu Yong and one for himself, and said: "Meeting under the mountain is also a five-hundred-year fate." Let's have a few drinks first. ”
Wu Yong frowned, and said in his heart, this is a good way. Wu Yong is a scholar, but the amount of alcohol is very good, half a catty is not drunk, not a catty is poured, it is very massive. Just imagine this prince, even if he can't be drunk, he can get drunk. At that time, he made an excuse and took the opportunity to slip away.
Thinking so, Wu Yong said happily: "Since the official master is so affectionate, it is not easy for the slave family to refuse. Come, let's drink. ”
He didn't expect that the seven or eight layers of drunkenness overestimated the prince, and before three or two, the ridiculous prince fell drunk on the case. Wu Yong looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he checked the scene in the house. Seeing that there were some letters on the bookcase in the north, I hurriedly walked over, and saw that it was full of reports to and from the imperial court. He checked it casually and saw that the top was written by Hongyang to the emperor. He glanced at it roughly, and it was a report of success, which was nothing more than starving to death of his natural mother. Looking down further, it is a plan for how to encircle and suppress the Twin Snake Mountain. What surprised him was that he not only wanted to encircle and suppress Double Snake Mountain, but also encircled and suppressed Hutou Mountain, and even these two cottages were brought together. Wu Yong secretly said yes, and was worried about how to convince Xie Wu, and besieged the official army with his own village master. At this moment, with Jinjian Capital, it is not in vain that he played Cui Yingying.
Wu Yong hid the song fold in his arms and slipped out of the back door quietly. At this time, it was already dark, and those pro-soldiers outside were still shouting and drinking, who noticed that there was a person slipping here?
In order to dress up more in line with the identity of the woman, Wu Yong also specially borrowed the red embroidered shoes of the aunt of the village owner before going down the mountain. At this time, he was wearing embroidered shoes, and the shoes did not fit, and it was dark, and he only hobbled in the mountains. After walking for a long time, I saw the first village of Hutou Mountain. The minions guarding the village saw that a woman took the initiative to enter the village, and even walked over with a smile to eat a handful of tofu. Wu Yong threw away the wig on his head, looked like a half-man and not a woman, and said: "I'm not a woman, I'm a military advisor on the opposite village, I have urgent matters to see your village owner, quickly lead me into the village." ”
At first, the minion thought that he could be happy, but when he saw a woman turn into a man again, he was not angry in his heart, and said: "You say that you are a military advisor, but who knows which military advisor you are?" I don't care, the owner of the village said, as long as you don't know the irrelevant people who go up the mountain, you will be treated as a spy. As he spoke, he commanded several other minions, tied up Wu Yong with three strikes and two blows, and only escorted him to the village.
Entering the Fenjin Pavilion, the minions escorted Wu Yong to the main house of the village. Xie Wu was discussing countermeasures with Zhang Shuya in the house, and suddenly heard a chatter outside the door, and was about to ask what was the noise, and a minion said: "The owner of the village, I caught a spy under the mountain, I don't know whether I am male or female, there is no distinction between male and female, and I ask the owner of the village to distinguish it." ”
As soon as they heard this, Xie Wu and Zhang scolded the duck first. Xie Wu said, "Bring him in." ”
Two minions came in with Wu Yong. When Xie Wu saw the appearance of the little military division, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "Why is the military division dressed like this?" ”
The minions don't know Wu Yong, but Xie Wu and Zhang Xuya do. Wu Yong couldn't cry or laugh, and only said: "Shame, shame!" ”
Xie Wu hurriedly ordered the minions to untie the ropes. Zhang scolded the duck and led it into the inner room to change clothes. After that, Wu Yong came out and saluted Xie Wu again.
Xie Wu asked, "I heard that Prince He and his own soldiers surrounded the Double Snake Mountain, is this really true?" ”
Wu Xin said, what to pretend? How can you not know the reason for the great movement on the mountain? But there was no hint of uncertainty on his face, and he said indifferently: "The lips are cold and the teeth are cold, presumably the owner of the village should understand this truth." ”
Xie Wu smiled and said: "Don't hide it from the military advisor, I am a martial artist on this mountain, and I don't know what the truth is." However, I can find out that your village master robbed Liu Xuezheng sent by Jingshi, and the emperor was furious and was bound to take down your Double Snake Mountain. It's not that I said, your village owner is also a little bolder, who doesn't rob it, but robs the Xuezheng master. Do you want to learn political science, but it's easy to grab? Xuezheng is a talent selector, and if we are the owner of the village, it is also a matter of no way, but our sons and grandsons can't also be the owners of the village for a lifetime, right? ”
Wu Xin said, showing that you don't seem to rob, feeling this academic and political master, you want to pass from your side of Hutou Mountain, you dare to grab more than our village owner. He said slightly: "The owner of the village said very much. I don't think it's an exaggeration for the owner of the village to not understand the cold lips and teeth, but I got a letter from the Hongyang camp. It can be said clearly that the Double Snake Mountain is to be taken, but to take the Double Snake Mountain, the next step is to encircle and suppress Hutou Mountain. I think at that time, I was afraid that the owner of the village would not be able to be the owner of the village. ”
Xie Wu frowned and said, "Is there such a thing? We didn't rob Liu Xuezheng? Why attack our Hutou Mountain? Don't be a deceitful advisor, take it and let me see it. ”
Wu Yong took out the fold from his arms and handed it to Xie Wu. Xie Wu was illiterate and couldn't understand the above words, so he had to throw them to Wu Yong again and said, "The military advisor will help read it." ”
So, Wu Yong read out the original text on the fold word for word. Xie Wu listened to it for a long time, and suddenly said: "I don't believe that there is such a thing, I don't offend the court, why does the court offend me?" ”
Wu Yong joked: "The owner of the village occupies the mountain as the king, isn't it a crime against the court?" ”
But no matter how Wu Yong persuaded him, Xie Wu just didn't want to unite with the Double Snake Mountain and deal with the officials and troops together. Wu Yong couldn't convince Xie Wu, so he had to get up and say goodbye: "Since the owner of the village insists on surrendering, Wu Yong can't do anything." Wu Yong went back to Shuangsnake Mountain, told my villager, and asked my villager's owner to think of other ways. ”
At this time, Xie Wu's face changed and said, "Come because the military division comes, go, but you can't let the military division go." Come on, put Wu Yong in the backyard warehouse first. I'll wait until I've figured it out before I think about what to do. (To be continued......)