Chapter 0015: Troubled Spring Boudoir
In the cave room, the red candles are lit high, swaying and swaying, and the house is covered with red and green. On the embroidery bed, there is Sanniang wearing a red embroidered skirt. On both sides of Sanniang, there were two handsome young men standing upright. Listening from the quiet cave room, it was lively outside to shout and drink. Especially a sharp male voice, which overshadowed the voices of everyone in the scene. His interest was very high, and needless to say, he knew that he was the new little aunt Randie.
After enduring it patiently for a while, the little lady angrily lifted the red hijab and pulled the male duck's throat to make a fuss: "What's the matter, what kind of newlywed cave night, Sanniang I won't do it." ”
The handsome little man standing next to Sanniang is Sai Xi Shi and Sheng Diao Chan. Sheng Diao Chan saw that Sanniang was in a temper, and hurriedly smiled and walked over, first bowed shallowly, and then reached out to brush a wig that fell off Sanniang's sideburns, and finally persuaded Sanniang to be patient for three points in a soft voice, after tonight, next year today is the death day of the little sister-in-law.
Yes, Sanniang pouted, gritted her teeth, and said secretly, whether it is a person or a ghost, it doesn't say that it is a bubble peeing photo, just like that crooked winter melon, you still want to find Sanniang? Not to mention the rest, in terms of marriage and marriage, it has always been Sanniang looking for men, and it has never been said that dwarf winter melons are looking for Sanniang. This time, Sanniang also endured and endured, and was ready to sacrifice the hue in exchange for red silk as a last resort, after all, the human head on Sanniang's neck was more important. But even so, Sanniang couldn't imagine that she was going to spend the night with such a dwarf winter melon, and it was better to die than that.
Sanniang stood up in pain, removed the red hijab, stomped her feet, and choked with grievances and sobs. Sanniang has been in Bawang Mountain for more than 30 years, how could she have been wronged like this?
Or better than the sable cicada's heart. He walked to the table and poured a glass of wine, sent it to Sanniang's lips, fed it gently, and said with a smile: "Sanniang, I said why are you smart and confused for a while?" What's this little thing? After tonight, when the red silk is in hand, Xi Shi and I can kick him to report to the king of Hades, where do you still need to bother? ”
That being said, Sanniang still has scruples. After all, there is still one night, after this night, Sanniang has been waiting for many years of hard work for the famous festival is all in the soup, what chastity archway, famous festival archway is not used. Think about it in the future, how Sanniang will still mix in Jiangning. That dwarf winter melon, looking at it, pours its stomach, and it is still a moment of spring 'selling', it is better to die.
Sheng Diao Chan pondered Sanniang for so many years, and when she saw Sanniang frowning, her eyes rolled around, and she knew what Sanniang thought. He winked, beckoned Xi Shi over, and then whispered, "If we can't wait for tonight, we'll let him go to the west." We just want to pour him wine, and when he vomits blood in his intestines and the dead fish rolls his eyes, as long as Sanniang gently smashes the white jade cup in his hand. When Xi Shi and I heard the order, we drew our short swords and halved him. ”
Sanniang didn't listen, and when she heard it, she was furious, and slapped him in the face and scolded: "You turtle son, his life is not worth much, what about Sanniang's red silk?" If the red silk is not in hand, Sanniang's head will fall to the ground. When the time comes, you will cast a spell to make Sanniang grow another human head, do you think Sanniang is a grandson monkey will change seventy-two? ”
Diao Chan was scolded by Sanniang so much that he didn't dare to say anything for a long time. At this time, Xi Shi Waner smiled, took Sanniang's hand and said, "We can wait for the red silk to arrive and then drop the cup, what do you say, Sanniang?" Diao Chan screamed, only to make Sanniang's bones and legs numb, and she applauded continuously. Sheng Diao Chan glared at Xi Shi fiercely, and scolded secretly, you are a big head, it was originally Lao Tzu's idea, why don't you let Lao Tzu finish speaking.
The conspiracy of the three of them has been decided, just waiting for the butterfly to enter the cave room. After three rounds of drinking, and three more knocks, the butterfly burped and yawned, and staggered in. In a drunken daze, he saw that Sanniang had taken off her red hijab and sat upright on the edge of the bed. Random Butterfly walked over with a figure-eight step, and almost didn't sit on Sanniang's face. Fortunately, Sanniang was agile and dodged in a flash. Randie laughed, touched Sanniang's thick face and said: "Come, little lady, as the saying goes, the spring 'sale' is worth a thousand gold, what to say tonight is also our big day, let's drink a glass of wine, have fun and harmony." ”
Sanniang lowered her eyebrows and pursed her lips, thinking, just like this, you kid is waiting to be slaughtered. However, before the butterfly was cut down, Sanniang had to get the red silk of Jinxiutang. Thinking of this, Sanniang raised her head again, squeezed out a touch of tenderness, and said softly: "Little aunt, that's what I said, but my aunt's dowry hasn't arrived yet." Look at it, Sanniang I'm already sitting there, can I still cook the duck fly? But what about the red silk that the little aunt promised to Sanniang? We are mixed on the road, and we pay money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other. My sister-in-law said yes? ”
Butterfly patted her head and shouted, "Eh, look at my memory, how can I forget such an important thing?" Don't worry, the dowry will be coming soon. As he spoke, Butterfly clapped his hands three times, only to see two little guys enter in response. The two little guys walked in with big red silk and big red pants, tied with a big red knot around their waists, and carried two big red cages.
The two red boys put the red box cage in the middle of the room, removed the lever painted with red paint, and stood in place in unison like zombies. Butterfly lifted her right foot and stomped it three times. One of the boys crouched down, opened the red lock on the cage, and lifted the lid. Beautiful red silk flashed in front of them. At first glance, the red light is full of face, and the red silk of the Splendid Hall is really worthy of its name.
As soon as she saw the red silk, Sanniang's face immediately turned into a flower. He grinned and walked down, stroked it, and admired it. Before he could finish admiring it, the butterfly whistled, and the two little servants covered the cage, moved to a corner of the room together, and then retreated.
At this moment, Sanniang also put her mind at ease, and happily said to Sai Xi Shi and Sheng Diao Chan who were standing on the lower side: "Good wine and good food are served, I want to stay drunk or sleep with my little aunt." Who wants to disturb Sanniang's good luck tonight, Sanniang asked him to come in vertically and lie down and go out, understand? ”
How dare the two young people say one more word, and they don't dare to say even more.
In less than half a moment, the second young man neatly made a table of appetizers, and his daughter Hong, who had been buried in two large jars for eighteen years, came up. Sanniang and Randie sat opposite each other, and Ershao waited to pour wine and vegetables one by one. Butterflies looked at the two young people greedily, and asked with a smile: "Do you also want to sleep in the same bed with your little aunt tonight?" ”
Er Shao's face changed sharply, and he hurriedly said that he didn't dare. Butterfly waved his hand and commanded, "Since it's not you who are sleeping with my aunt, you can go out and rest." Sanniang and I had a great time. What do you say, little lady? ”
Sanniang was dumbfounded, and said in her heart, did he see something? Why just spend less? He glanced at the white jade cup prepared for himself on the table, and secretly speculated that the two young men would definitely be waiting outside, as long as they smashed the cup, they would definitely roll in and take down this ugly aunt. I want Sanniang to accompany him for a moment of Spring Festival, don't have his Spring and Autumn dreams.
Sanniang made a look, and Ershao walked backwards and left carefully, gently closing the door. Randie poured two glasses of wine, handed one to Sanniang and one to herself, and muttered the lines she heard from the play: "A cup wishes us a hundred years of harmony and beauty, and an early birth of a noble son." ”
Sanniang said secretly, give birth to you a big-headed ghost, Sanniang must be able to give birth to children, and sows can give birth to monkey cubs. Although he thought so, he still took the wine glass with a smile on his face and drank it all.
The second cup wishes Sanniang to be as beautiful as a snake, a thousand-year-old demon, and her face will remain unchanged. The third cup wishes Sanniang a lot of young masters around her, aunts love and love, the earth is barren, and enter heaven as soon as possible. The more Sanniang listens to it, the more it is not a taste, what are these words, and the toast, it is clearly a word of filial piety. Thinking about it on the other hand, what he said made him bear it well, who let next year today be his death day, when he was buried, Sanniang read it for the sake of red silk, and he would definitely burn two more paper figures for him and draw a handsome paper figure.
After three glasses of wine, Sanniang is about to drop the cup. As soon as he lifted the white jade cup, Random Butterfly hugged him, grabbed the cup tightly with both hands, and shouted nonsense: "Little lady, we haven't drunk a glass of wine yet, how about drinking a ** wine with this white cup?" ”