I opened the door and asked sharply, "Demon girl, you are too demonic!" Why so violent?! ”

The demon girl shook her hand, "Bang! With a bang, the axe fell to the ground, and he said angrily: "Hehe, you are embarrassed!" Fooling around with other women in front of me! Not at all about my feelings! ”

I looked at the axe on the ground, and it had smashed a small hole in the floor. This axe was taken by the workers after the renovation of the house. Later, I put it in the corner of the balcony, and it seems that every corner of the witch's room has been searched, otherwise how could I have found it? The reason why the demon girl is so angry and domineering now is because I have that relationship with her, and I am already completely her person, and she doesn't want Jing Jing to get involved anymore. Hey, love, that's how selfish it is!

"What the hell?! It's so ugly! If I tofu is such a person, you are so beautiful, haven't you been mixed with you a long time ago? Quietly discuss your work with me! "I was also angry, but after all, I was at a loss, so I had to lie to coax her in the end.

I was worried about revealing my stuffing, so I secretly gave Jingjing a look, hoping that she would support me.

Jingjing's comprehension ability is very strong, and her reaction is very fast, I saw her let out a long sigh and said: "Hey——, Fang Fangmu, you have a great tendency to violence, I'm really worried that you can't live in peace with your colleagues." At that time, it was me and Tofu who were embarrassed. ”

"No, that's because I love tofu too much! I was dizzy and lost my mind. The demon girl's menacing posture was quickly suppressed, and she had to bow her head to admit her mistake, muttering: "I don't know how I did it, I'm all dizzy." I wasn't like that before. Husband, you've never seen me blush, Sister Jingjing, you haven't seen me angry with tofu, have you? ”

In order to win over Jingjing, the demon girl actually affectionately called Jingjing Sister Jingjing, and she used to call her by her name.

"Hmph, it's been more than half a year, demon girl, you're so deep! Today, the true face of Lushan is finally revealed! I took advantage of the situation to strike at the arrogance of the enchantress, lest she become more arrogant and difficult to tame in the future: "I thought that even if you were not a lady, you should be a good wife and mother in the future." But your behavior today is murderous, and I am very disappointed. ”

The enchantress raised her hands, opened her bow from side to side, and kept slapping her head, saying, "I'm damned, I'm not human!" Husband! I'm really dizzy! I didn't mean to hurt you at all. How could I hurt you? I'd rather be cut by a thousand knives, die a thousand times, ten thousand times, and be sent to eighteen layers of hell than hurt a single hair! I just want to blow out with the door. ”

"Enough! Do you think that if you harm yourself, you will make me brain-dead? Even if you don't hurt me, you'll direct all your grievances at Jingjing! "I still didn't mean to forgive the banshee, but my hand still unconsciously grabbed the demon girl's hands.

The demon girl struggled a few times, but didn't break free, she simply hit my head in my arms, and cried whining: "Husband, I know it's wrong." I didn't mean to hurt Jingjing, but I really wanted to scold her! ”

I pushed her away and said, "So, you're still hostile to Jingjing!" But she is kind enough to treat you! Wolf-hearted thing, stay away from me! "I pushed the enchantress again.

The witch was pushed twice by me, and cried so sadly that she had to seek quiet forgiveness. While crying, she took Jingjing's hand and said, "Sister Jingjing, I was wrong. I swear that I will live in peace with you in the future, and I will no longer have violent tendencies. ”

The demon girl said, really raised her right hand, and swore to the sky very reverently: "My Fangmu, from now on, will never have violence against Tian Jingjing. ”

Before the demon girl finished speaking, she was sealed by one of my hands, and a small white and tender hand was added to my hand. The three of them looked at each other one by one and smiled.

The poisonous oath will be retributed soon, and Jingjing and I both hope that the demon girl will be safe and all will be well.

"No, just let it go so lightly, it's too cheap for you! You're in charge of replacing this door with a new one. I pointed to the door that had been cut out of a hole and said, "Also, in the next two months, you will have to take care of all the housework at home, such as grocery shopping, cooking, mopping the floor, drying clothes, etc." ”

"It's my duty to dry our clothes, but if I want to dry even quiet clothes, smelly socks, bras, etc., isn't it?" The demon girl pointed to Jing Jing and said embarrassedly. The demon girl restored her original form and no longer called Jingjing Jingjing's sister.

Wow, witch, you want to separate the quiet, and I'll give you a little color to see. As soon as I wanted to speak, I was quietly preempted.

"Hehe, Fang Fangmu, I have hands and feet quietly, I don't need you to raise your noble hands, I will wash and dry it myself." Jing Jing seemed very generous, and did not take advantage of the situation to take advantage of the demon girl.

"No, how can she have a memory without a little punishment? It's going to be a big deal in the future. Quiet clothes, smelly socks, etc. must be the responsibility of the demon girl, and there is a quiet room, and you are also responsible for cleaning up the demon girl, there must be no mistakes! "I stared at the reluctant enchantress - huh, reluctantly? And what's more! continued: "Also, when Jingjing and I are tired of watching TV in the hall, you also have to make a cup of tea for each of us. ”

"It's excessive! Do you think I'm a maid, you're a grandfather, aunt and grandmother? The enchantress grumbled quietly, but when she looked up and met my sharp eyes, she flinched and sighed, "Well, count me unlucky." The dragon was played by shrimp across the shallows, and the tiger was ridden by dogs on the plain. ”

Hehe, the demon girl said that "bullying" was "riding". But it's good that she can say the first sentence.

"Okay, demon girl, I know that you are a tigress, and today you were ridden by my stray dog, wronged!" I made fun of the enchantress.

"Of course you are wronged, you two wear the same pair of pants, puff out from the same nostrils, and bully me as a weak woman!" The enchantress's anger came up again, and it was obvious that she was very dissatisfied with Jingjing.

"How dare we bully you, look at the fate of this door, we are afraid, we can't afford to provoke it!" Quietly turned her head to the severed door and said.

"Hehe, Sister Jingjing, it's all my fault, don't be angry, okay?" When the demon girl saw the rotten door, she ran to the door embarrassedly, blocked her quiet sight, laughed with her, and said.

I looked at the time, it was almost three o'clock, so I said to Jingjing, "Let's go, it's three o'clock." ”

The demon girl looked at me, then at Jingjing, and then at the nervousness, and asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

I glanced at the demon girl, sneered, and said, "Go register!" ”

I listened quietly and was surprised, but when I noticed the color in my eyes, my face quickly regained its calmness and remained silent.

But the enchantress's face turned blue all of a sudden, and she was speechless for several minutes. In the end, she sneered: "Hmph, no wonder you came back quietly to change clothes!" ”

The enchantress glared at me and gritted her teeth as if she wanted to swallow me. I glanced at the axe on the ground and said, "Witch, are you going to take the axe again?" ”

This book was first published in the King of Books