Chapter 33: Uncle Fang, why are you so stingy?
I just met his gaze, and I smiled flatteringly at him, this guy is not bad, and he even held me in his arms as a princess. It's the first time in these two lives, and it doesn't feel bad.
Such a beautiful uncle, eye-catching, and occasionally a little warm, enjoy it first. I turned around in a moment, not feeling embarrassed at all.
With a thud, I was thrown to the ground, and I rolled over, jumped slightly, and landed on the table of the small shop with my toes a little, and just like that, I fell to the ground lightly. I'm very satisfied with my series of movements, and finally I'm not so embarrassed anymore, it's good to be as light as a swallow!
"Look, wasn't it very good just now? You want to act like a fierce god, why are you so unpleasant, I can't complain that so many people don't want to marry you. Uncle, do you know what gentleness is?"
I looked at Uncle Fang, whose face was slightly red, and buried him, this person owed to clean up.
This person has been reading sage books all the way, and he may have never met himself like this, so he is completely blindsided.
"It seems that you are not hungry, then you can go upstairs by yourself, and I will order food!"
said that he didn't look at me at all, and when I heard it, I was in a hurry, and I didn't take myself with me when I ate, so it wouldn't work. I can eat a cow now, and my stomach has already sung an empty city plan, if I can't eat, it won't have to quarrel with me for a night!
"Marrying a man and marrying a man to dress and eat, how can you not bring me, then I will not suffer a big loss. Are you still called a man if you can't even raise a wife and can't feed you?"
"Well said, little girl, don't want him, come with me! I've got something delicious here!" was saying happily, when a rough-faced man stood next to him and beckoned me to sit down.
"A good woman doesn't treat her second husband!" After I glanced at him, I continued to argue with Uncle Fang, and Fang Yunhua's cold face showed a slight smile. And the man just now didn't dwell on it, just laughed.
Just kidding, I'm so young now, I have to find a backer to cover me when I walk outside. This Uncle Fang was in front of him, and he didn't dare to push it out.
"Then why don't you come to dinner?" "This fire is so big, uncle, what about your iceberg temperament, you should have thrown it to Java a long time ago!"
"Come on, come on, you order more, I'm so hungry that I can eat a cow!" Fang Yunhua ignored me, and only looked for a place on his own.
"Guest, you want to eat something!" The guy in the store hurriedly ran over to ask, and at the same time took out the cloth on his shoulder to wipe the table, which was really warm.
"Steamed lambs, steamed bear's paws, steamed deer tails!" I replied casually, in a very happy mood!
"No, the shop is small, I don't have it! Guest, you can order something else!" Xiao Er wiped his sweat.
"Roast the duck, roast the chicken, roast the goose! this should be there!" I couldn't help but swallow my saliva after speaking, and Uncle Fang Yunhua met his eyes, seemed to have a smile, and let me mess around.
"My little aunt, we really have roast chicken, can you have one?"
"Okay, hey, another big plate and seven big bowls, it seems to be about the same. If it's not enough, call it later. Hurry up!" I rubbed my hands together with excitement, and my eyes were really hungry.
"What are five big plates and seven big bowls, girl, can you be specific?" the shopkeeper looked embarrassed.
"Ignore her, a roast chicken, a plate of beef, a plate of vegetables, and an egg soup. Two bowls of rice. Uncle Fang ordered the meal lightly, and I looked at him with a bitter face, what about my five big plates and seven big bowls, and my table full of good dishes?
"I want something delicious!Why are you so picky?" I looked at Uncle Fang with a sad face, this person is not very generous, he is still surnamed Fang? It can't be Xiaofang!
"Do you want to eat, if you don't eat, go upstairs and pack up and rest early!" Fang Yunhua bluffed, he even wanted to take away the food, this person couldn't make a joke.
"Eat, stingy man! I don't even want to order a good dish, and I say something like I will follow you to eat and drink spicy food! I must have gotten on a thief ship." ”
I grumbled as I picked up my chopsticks and stuffed the food into my mouth. After eating it, I finally blocked the mouth that kept talking. His mouth was bulging, and he didn't forget to glance at him.
"Eat gently, don't squeeze your eyebrows there!" Uncle Fang looked at me with a tangled expression, wanting to laugh and being helpless.
"You don't know if you eat or sleep, you don't know?" I didn't care about him, but I used his concept to block him, and when I saw his constipated face, I was happy.
You will teach people a lesson, I am happily eating while watching him entangled, this kind of life is not bad.
"Hey, what about your beautiful second brother, why didn't you follow along, it couldn't be that I was scared and scared away!"
It's a pity that that guy looks so much like Master, but he can be bullied by himself and can't fight often, it's really boring. In the previous life, because he was sick for five years, he was forced to lie on the hospital bed, unable to move, and now he is finally jumping around, so he has to make up for those years.
"Didn't you say that you don't say anything about food and sleep, and you ask him what he is doing?" Uncle Fang raised his eyebrows slightly, and his face was a little unhappy.
"That's for you nerds, I'm not the same kind of person as you. Hey, why did you say that your second brother looks exactly like the master, it's really a big world, and there are no surprises. When I see him one day, I have to study it carefully!"
How can people look so alike? When you see Master one day, you must ask if it is the kind of seed that Master left outside merry and happy?
"Put away your expression, you don't look like a girl at all. After eating in a while, I'll teach you some etiquette rules. If this continues, you won't be able to raise your head in the city!" Uncle Fang turned on the preaching mode again.
"Don't learn! If you want everyone to show you to find them, I won't wait, I'll follow you out, it's just a tour of the mountains and rivers, don't take me seriously!"
I couldn't help but roll my eyes, the ancient ladies couldn't learn from themselves, they were a lively monkey.
"It's up to you if you don't learn, but if you meet them, be appreciated as monkeys, and follow you if you want. Fang Yunhua looked like he didn't care about himself, and he was angry when he looked at it.
"Am I not good at learning? As for saying it so seriously, all the vases without heads and brains are worthy of laughing at me?"
I finished eating as if venting, and ran upstairs in a hurry, this Fang Yunhua is quite authentic, so I asked for two rooms. I cheered and threw myself on the bed, and after a day in the carriage was so uncomfortable that I could finally sleep soundly.
Not long after I lay down, the haunted guy came to knock on the door, and I buried my head in the quilt at once, and said that I would not get up to open the door and continue to meet Zhou Gong. After some time, the knock finally died down, and I fell asleep beautifully.
When I was half asleep, I felt as if I had been picked up, and the smell of grass on my body was reassuring. I also rubbed my head against his shoulder socket to find a comfortable sleeping position, and then Meng Zhougong went.
"Wake up, why do you go to bed so early? Didn't I say I want to learn etiquette?" A burst of heavy drinking sounded in my ears, I opened my sleepy eyes, looked cute, looked at the handsome face close by, and couldn't help but stretch out my hand and squeeze it.